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Bailey Guns
10-06-2011, 06:14
It's my early morning "me" time: having my coffee, catching up on the CO-AR15.com happenings, reading the news.

Oh, yeah. My wife made blueberry muffins last night...real ones. Like with flour and eggs and water and blueberries. Not out of a box.

Pop two in the microwave and sit down to enjoy. They're so light and fluffy the first one breaks in half and the bigger of the two pieces lands on the floor under my desk.

Luckily, Lola the JR is there for just such a muffin emergency. She's a firm believer in the 3-second rule (or 3-week rule...depending on when she finds a morsel) and quickly has the crumbly mess thoroughly cleaned up. No need for me to take out the vacuum and do it myself and I can just go on with my day.

I'm happy, Lola's happy.

Another reason to love dogs. They're like little, 4-legged housekeepers.

Mazin
10-06-2011, 06:59
And they do it all in the name of love...[Coffee]

Bailey Guns
10-06-2011, 07:00
Yeah...love of blueberry muffins!

BPTactical
10-06-2011, 07:23
+1 Carl
There is something to be said for a self propelled garbage disposal.

But cats are useful as well, they find that tiny little spring that launches itself when the pin is removed.
Not that that would ever happen.......................[Coffee]

Bailey Guns
10-06-2011, 07:52
Oh, yeah...air-soluble springs. I've ran across a few of those.

ChadAmberg
10-06-2011, 08:34
I always thought those springs launched themselves so fast that they went warp speed to another star system or something.

I do have the strangest urge to head off to the dutch bakery down the street for a few tasty treats...

Big Wall
10-06-2011, 13:57
I hesitate to share this but what the hell. When I was about 4, I was running to the bathroom to take a #2. Well when I bent over to drop my pants I guess it pushed a little to hard and there was #2 on the floor. Our dog Sam was there and cleaned it up for me. I still remember the look of disbelief on my mom's face when I told her what happened.

sniper7
10-06-2011, 14:04
I haven't had to clean the floors or wash the dishes since I got mine!

BPTactical
10-06-2011, 14:43
That will change as soon as the little one starts crawling Justin!

Lex_Luthor
10-06-2011, 15:47
We have 4 self propelled vacuum cleaner shit machines.