View Full Version : These guys have to be members on the "sight we wont mention"
DD977GM2
10-29-2011, 17:52
http://www.tacticalbodyguardservices.com/
Check them out also on their Facebook page.
These retards have got to be members of that other sight that we dont like to mention.
They completly fit the profile of 95% of the retards on that sight.
What pisses me off about them is that they represent law abiding gun owners
since they are so flashy with their firearms. They definatly are going to
kill someone unintentionally or themselves and make it harder for us responsible
law abiding citizens. [Bang]
cfortune
10-29-2011, 17:55
http://www.tacticalbodyguardservices.com/var/ke/529460/1884989-callout-06-22-2011.jpg
lololol at the caption
Scanker19
10-29-2011, 17:56
and it looks like an upcoming show on TruTV.
Would the 2 in the lower pic be "tactically padded"?
DD977GM2
10-29-2011, 18:27
We are NOT a law enforcement. We are an independent company that offers protection for our clients and their goods. Whatever the situation, we are there to help.
I thought for sure they were Law Enforcement or former LEOs. [ROFL1]
High Speed Low Drag Operator
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/Helmut.jpg
For sure, members of the KKD fan club.
DD977GM2
10-29-2011, 18:33
I dig that they are using the best pistols out there.
I hear High Points are what SEAL Team 6, Delta Force and MARSOC are using these days. [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/HSLD_operators_high_points.jpg
Aw, isn't their little gang cute. Idiots.
streetglideok
10-29-2011, 18:39
You have got to be kidding me. This looks like a combination of Harris and Klebold meets the mallninjas website that went defunct years ago. I think where they are in the country has alot to do with what we see,lol. (hearing dueling banjos)
You have got to be kidding me. This looks like a combination of Harris and Klebold meets the mallninjas website that went defunct years ago. I think where they are in the country has alot to do with what we see,lol. (hearing dueling banjos)
I'll bet the one on the right "squeals like a pig".
SideShow Bob
10-29-2011, 18:52
From the look on his face, he appears to need some Exlax. [ROFL1]
streetglideok
10-29-2011, 18:56
Perhaps they inspired a reality show... Reno911!
flan7211
10-29-2011, 19:00
I did security for awhile and you'd be surprised how many ultra mall ninja's there are. I literally had a guy at work looking up how to mount a flashlight on a flashlight on his ar for more "blinding glare" at the bad guy.
The punchline never came...
This...ISN'T A JOKE!?
Would not let them protect my life and even less so my snack cakes
daknee_k
10-29-2011, 19:25
I'll bet the one on the right "squeals like a pig".
From one of the middle two...:eek:
So, is #3 trying to shoot off #4's nose?
#1 just needs a red nose and some big clown shoes.
I think the proper term #2 is tactically stuffed.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/HSLD_operators_high_points.jpg
palepainter
10-29-2011, 19:42
I can not tell if number 2 is a guy or girl. I love the Walther 22 in number 3. Anyone who needs protection, may need a bit more than a 22 LR.
streetglideok
10-29-2011, 19:54
Did you guys go on facebook? Should see the comments posted.
I don't even know how to react...
DD977GM2
10-29-2011, 20:06
Did you guys go on facebook? Should see the comments posted.
Yep, I have posted on there and made more logical type posts instead of total bashing them for being retards.
streetglideok
10-29-2011, 20:20
Is it really bashing if they are the ones taking your hand and hitting themselves with it?
Byte Stryke
10-29-2011, 20:21
ooohhh
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ohhh Cant
stopp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I wanna be all tactial too!!!
BEWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
changing profile pic
I wanna move to Alabama, join up and start hoggin on the biggun!
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
HAHAHA on the Facebook page they spelled Tactical and Bodyguard wrong, you have to go check it out this has to be a joke.
trlcavscout
10-29-2011, 20:23
WHy you guys gotta hate on them? Glock21 just turned in his app with them [ROFL2]
[ROFL1] Oh man they are funny!!! I am gonna friend request them on face book so I can stay up to date [ROFL3]
alan0269
10-29-2011, 21:04
So, is #3 trying to shoot off #4's nose?
#1 just needs a red nose and some big clown shoes.
I think the proper term #2 is tactically stuffed.
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/HSLD_operators_high_points.jpg
#1 looks like he:
a) belongs on a wanted poster at the USPS
b) has the firearms to protect his "lab" - scientific I'm sure
c) uses the "experiments" from his "lab"
d) all of the above
jerrymrc
10-29-2011, 21:11
Someone please tell me that A: this is a joke. B: This is a photoshop. C: the people in the pic are not selling any kind of "security".
Please, please, please.
I now understand all of it. It is Halloween and they are just "dressing up" right?
DD977GM2
10-29-2011, 21:41
Someone please tell me that A: this is a joke. B: This is a photoshop. C: the people in the pic are not selling any kind of "security".
Please, please, please.
I now understand all of it. It is Halloween and they are just "dressing up" right?
From the looks of the website and FB page, Id say they are pretty damn serious
and just plain hilarious to see this kind of nonsense. [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
brokenscout
10-29-2011, 21:45
I think Dog the Bounty Hunter has a new crew. Is this a joke, are they like a generic Blackwater?
Scanker19
10-29-2011, 21:59
At least their fingers are off the triggers.
Edit: But I guess that's a drop in a bucket.
DANGERTASTIC!
10-29-2011, 22:08
Good god.
Hi-point.
That says it all
DD977GM2
10-29-2011, 22:11
At least their fingers are off the triggers.
Edit: But I guess that's a drop in a bucket.
OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!![ROFL1]
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/Trigger_fingers.jpg
DD977GM2
10-29-2011, 22:11
I think Dog the Bounty Hunter has a new crew. Is this a joke, are they like a generic Blackwater?
Im thinking they are trying to compete on the same level as Blackwater [LOL][ROFL2][ROFL1][ROFL3]
Scanker19
10-29-2011, 22:13
OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!![ROFL1]
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/Trigger_fingers.jpg
Well there goes that logic.
If you have not seen the Facebook page you're really missing out. I hope this is a joke, cause I can't stop laughing.
lead_magnet
10-29-2011, 22:14
[Eek3].....I need a drink.
coldsteelfan
10-29-2011, 22:37
can't you imagine them showing up at your door if you needed services for real.
"Ah, Ah we'r u security gurds, the agency sent me, ah us".[ROFL3]
crap, it's going to be a bad day.
Byte Stryke
10-29-2011, 22:56
did you see all of the Molle gear and tactical stuff!?!?!
They must be operators.
see the fat gut and skullet are diversionary tactics of a true level one operator.
unbeknownst to you jokers... these guys are ST-6.
[ROFL1]
It's just gotta be a joke!
did you see all of the Molle gear and tactical stuff!?!?!
They must be operators.
see the fat gut and skullet are diversionary tactics of a true level one operator.
unbeknownst to you jokers... these guys ATE ST-6.
[ROFL1]
Byte.. I know how PC you are.. I fixed it for you.
Drilldov2.0
10-29-2011, 23:34
I dig that they are using the best pistols out there.
I hear High Points are what SEAL Team 6, Delta Force and MARSOC are using these days. [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/HSLD_operators_high_points.jpg
So that is what happened to kid rock!!
Eggysrun
10-29-2011, 23:41
I would love to watch and see that fat girl try to chase down a fugitive. What a joke lololol
Byte Stryke
10-29-2011, 23:56
Byte.. I know how PC you are.. I fixed it for you.
That is friggin Hysterical.
KevDen2005
10-30-2011, 03:19
I know they are, but they can't be serious
Hahahahahahahaha!!! [ROFL1] [LOL]
I'm gonna apply.. gotta start eating more so I can meet their physical readiness standards though.
stevelkinevil
10-30-2011, 12:41
Holy god, thats one of the best laughs Ive had in a while.
Why are there no Twinkies attached to the MOLLE gear???
Don't you need twinkies for stake outs and stuff???
Daniel_187
10-30-2011, 14:12
"thats a huge bitch" guy from Deuce Bigalow
stevelkinevil
10-30-2011, 15:22
Why are there no Twinkies attached to the MOLLE gear???
Don't you need twinkies for stake outs and stuff???
No worries, im sure they have tactical treats in those pouches somewhere.
I would love to watch and see that fat girl try to chase down a fugitive. What a joke lololol
You know, I wouldn't want her chasing me down a hill...
You know, I wouldn't want her chasing me down a hill...
Rule #1. Cardio.
The fatties were the first to go.. (sorry all you tactically padded people, you're fodder).
stevelkinevil
10-30-2011, 16:54
You know, I wouldn't want her chasing me down a hill...
LOL it would turn into an Indiana Jones running from the boulder situation real fast.
blacklabel
10-30-2011, 17:19
http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/206784_161261933934340_141965079197359_354486_5011 776_n.jpg
Intense Mall Cop is... intense...
Bailey Guns
10-30-2011, 17:33
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/HSLD_operators_high_points.jpg
I'm pretty sure that dude on the left is mx'r!
(Sorry, Josh...had to.)
[Coffee]
Zundfolge
10-30-2011, 17:35
the "sight we wont mention"Lets just call that site "voldemort.com" :D
Uberjager
10-30-2011, 17:36
Someone please tell me that A: this is a joke. B: This is a photoshop. C: the people in the pic are not selling any kind of "security".
Please, please, please.
I now understand all of it. It is Halloween and they are just "dressing up" right?
[ROFL2]
They probably legitimately work security gigs at strip clubs.
jerrymrc
10-30-2011, 18:00
[ROFL2]
They probably legitimately work security gigs at strip clubs.
I did notice that the guy on the left is wearing one of those Tapco vests they were selling some years ago for $19.95. I remember winning one in a raffle. After I looked at it I donated it to the next raffle.
Now gang, please do not be too hard on them. They are dressed in black so they must be professionals right? Only real killing machine operators are dressed in black. I see two happily married couples just having some fun. [Pot][Evil][Puke]
I just looked at the site. So the one guy is "undercover" and needs a hanky in his face?
I would feel safe,,, hiding behind the tactically padded one.
akguy1985
10-30-2011, 18:24
Wow.
I sent in my resume but I'm affraid none of them can read
sneakerd
10-30-2011, 18:27
Anybody call their phone number yet?
jerrymrc
10-30-2011, 19:41
Anybody call their phone number yet? Redirect to the Doughnut/Meth hotline. Funny thing is the next time I tried it I got the Hi-Point repair center. :)
scratchy
10-30-2011, 20:07
Give the boy a break, he's got his Concealed Weapons Badge. [ROFL1]
scratchy
10-30-2011, 20:08
Anybody call their phone number yet?
I'll pay for the call if someone posts it.
jerrymrc
10-30-2011, 20:17
I'll pay for the call if someone posts it.
334-694-3088
ooohhh
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ohhh Cant
stopp
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I wanna be all tactial too!!!
BEWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
changing profile pic
I wanna move to Alabama, join up and start hoggin on the biggun!
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
that avatar is epic!!!! please make me one of the fattie with the security shirt!!!!
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/309821_214415018629434_204152432989026_545304_7184 46219_n.jpg
When I see this...
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/HSLD_operators_high_points.jpg
I think of this.
http://www.famouspictures.org/images/f/f0/Icy_hot_Stuntaz.jpg
Lets just call that site "voldemort.com" :D
Love it. I'm on board.
mcantar18c
10-31-2011, 01:53
Anybody call their phone number yet?
Main number has been disconnected... can't imagine why [ROFL1]
Secondary number works though.
And how has nobody noticed the Glock the guy on the left is holding is FAKE!?
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/HSLD_operators_high_points.jpg
Main number has been disconnected... can't imagine why [ROFL1]
Secondary number works though.
And how has nobody noticed the Glock the guy on the left is holding is FAKE!?
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/DD977GM2/HSLD_operators_high_points.jpg
True!!!
Man, it just has to be a joke, they can't be serious! No one is THAT stupid, I hope...
mcantar18c
10-31-2011, 02:11
True!!!
Man, it just has to be a joke, they can't be serious! No one is THAT stupid, I hope...
Hey man, pellet guns are serious things. I've been told you can put an eye out with one!
mcantar18c
10-31-2011, 02:13
Maybe its just one of those secret bottom-eject Glock models that are only available to super-special forces [ROFL1]
Just went through all the facebook pics, they are damn serious! And I guess - yes, they are THAT FUСКIN STUPID!!
Maybe its just one of those secret bottom-eject Glock models that are only available to super-special forces [ROFL1]
No man it's a newest Glock, it just keeps all the brass inside.
mcantar18c
10-31-2011, 02:20
I was sitting here in disbelief... I mean nobody can be THAT stupid... and then I thought about OWS, liberals, Obama, Muslims, my cousin, and the boy that wants to join girl scouts, and I realized that yes, people ARE in fact THAT stupid.
It hurts my brain to think about all that.
mcantar18c
10-31-2011, 02:21
No man it's a newest Glock, it just keeps all the brass inside.
Ah of course, the new "Green Glock" that recycles its brass [ROFL1]
This is so damn funny that I read entire comments on their pictures.
This gotta be a huge prank.
Their FB is full of people making fun of them. [LOL][ROFL3] [ROFL2] [ROFL1]
This is so damn funny that I read entire comments on their pictures.
This gotta be a huge prank.
Their FB is full of people making fun of them. [LOL][ROFL3] [ROFL2] [ROFL1]
Exactly my thoughts. Their FB is one big social suicide.
Also, they wrote
Tactial Bodygaurd & Security Svc
[LOL]
Either it is a great prank or...........
Exactly my thoughts. Their FB is one big social suicide.
On the other hand, they've spent to much time and work to put the web page together + FB for "just a prank".... I don't know...
Byte Stryke
10-31-2011, 10:39
there is WAY too much Molle gear involved to be a prank
i just sent in application lol [ROFL1]
DD977GM2
10-31-2011, 14:41
i just sent in application lol [ROFL1]
If you get it, can you help me get on with them?[ROFL1][LOL][ROFL2]
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