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theGinsue
11-03-2011, 13:03
Today’s Combination Biology & Mathematics Lesson

1 Homemade Sandwich made with deli meat of questionable freshness
+
1-2 Tbsp(s) Franks Red Hot sauce to cover questionable freshness of deli meat
+
Intestinal Gas
=
Flaming Explosive Diarrhea
+
Dehydration

Q: At this point do you leave work and go home to continue allowing your system to flush itself out?
A: No. Why use your own TP when you can use your employers instead? Additionally, while your productivity is in the toilet (pun intended), at least you’re still getting paid if you stay @ work. Lastly, and perhaps most importantly is that someone is going to have to clean a toilet. If you stay @ work it doesn’t have to be you. But you’ll want to remember the cleaning crew come the holidays.

Lesson Over

Graves
11-03-2011, 13:06
I'd rather get paid to drop a deuce (or in your case five). But hey, that's me though.

Never took the clean bowl in to consideration though.

TFOGGER
11-03-2011, 13:13
rdqwWo13pyw

StagLefty
11-03-2011, 13:40
Getting paid to have diarrhea ??? What a benefit package [ROFL1]

KevDen2005
11-03-2011, 14:10
Today’s Combination Biology & Mathematics Lesson

1 Homemade Sandwich made with deli meat of questionable freshness
+
1-2 Tbsp(s) Franks Red Hot sauce to cover questionable freshness of deli meat
+
Intestinal Gas
=
Flaming Explosive Diarrhea
+
Dehydration

Q: At this point do you leave work and go home to continue allowing your system to flush itself out?
A: No. Why use your own TP when you can use your employers instead? Additionally, while your productivity is in the toilet (pun intended), at least you’re still getting paid if you stay @ work. Lastly, and perhaps most importantly is that someone is going to have to clean a toilet. If you stay @ work it doesn’t have to be you. But you’ll want to remember the cleaning crew come the holidays.

Lesson Over

I would still head home, but for me there is no bathroom anywhere near my "office"

Graves
11-03-2011, 14:13
I would still head home, but for me there is no bathroom anywhere near my "office"

I'm sure some of your 'customers' beg to differ.

KevDen2005
11-03-2011, 14:16
I'm sure some of your 'customers' beg to differ.


Well if my 'customers' wanted me to destroy their bathrooms then I suppose there are a few close to my office

TFOGGER
11-03-2011, 14:19
Well if my 'customers' wanted me to destroy their bathrooms then I suppose there are a few close to my office

Being issued a citation would probably count as having one's "parade p!ssed on"...dunno about pooping on one, though...

KevDen2005
11-03-2011, 14:25
Being issued a citation would probably count as having one's "parade p!ssed on"...dunno about pooping on one, though...

Well I think it would definitely add insult to injury if I handed out a citation with my 'poop' on it...

I guess it would be sort of funny, in a disgusting way, if you watched someone else get it

TriggerHappy
11-03-2011, 14:43
Normly your own TP is much softer... Personal experience.

MattR
11-03-2011, 14:48
The cleaning of your own toilet is the deal breaker for me, let somebody who gets paid to do that do that. They'll spend a little more time on it and then maybe get some overtime and that makes it a win for everyone. [Beer]

Graves
11-03-2011, 14:49
LOL - Ginsue's own little stimulus package.

KevDen2005
11-03-2011, 15:06
LOL - Ginsue's own little stimulus package.


As we're all making jokes, the poor guy is probably cursing us sitting on the can right now....spreading 'graffiti' all over the back side

TFOGGER
11-03-2011, 15:08
I buy the TP here at the shop, so there's none of that 28 grit/splintery stuff here.

mevshooter
11-03-2011, 16:59
The idea of me being able to LITERALLY give crap to my employer is too sweet to pass up...

I'm all for workin' and squirtin'.

sniper7
11-03-2011, 17:28
in my honest opinion...you should have put it all into a 5 gallon bucket, took it all home, baked it into a casserole and served the occupy people a nice homemade meal.

BlasterBob
11-03-2011, 17:44
in my honest opinion...you should have put it all into a 5 gallon bucket, took it all home, baked it into a casserole and served the occupy people a nice homemade meal.

And should be sure to pick the whole corn kernels out of it so they won't know immediately what it really is/was.[Beer]

theGinsue
11-03-2011, 17:58
As we're all making jokes, the poor guy is probably cursing us sitting on the can right now....spreading 'graffiti' all over the back side
Naw, after 5 visits to the "library" at work I think I was finally finished (and tender).

On a side note, when I came back to work on Tuesday (was off for 2 weeks for hunting), I saw an eMail from our Facility Manager warning folks to use the toilet seat covers for the near future. It turns out that a co-worker went to do his business and received "severe burns" on his buttocks from the toilet sea. When it got reported to the Fac. Mgr, he looked in the bathroom cleaning closet and found the cleaning folks had been using a product to clean the bathroom - including the toilet seats - that was clearly labeled "Corrosive. Avoid contact with skin as this product will cause severe permanent injury". Gotta love it. I guess I know what burns his @$$ now!

As for the "Occupy" folks... Even my corn filled poop would be too good for them.

BlasterBob
11-03-2011, 18:09
Even my corn filled poop would be too good for them.

I had always thought that theGinsue was one "corny" guy.[ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
11-03-2011, 19:47
I don't have that liberty, when I get the squirts. Being one of the business owners. I take advantage of prepaid paper though!! [Coffee]And the salary part of it too!!

Got Tucks????? [Tooth]