View Full Version : This morning at 7-Eleven
Zombie Steve
05-09-2012, 23:50
Lady working behind the counter - "I want to frisk you."
Me - "Do you think I stole something?"
Lady - "Nope."
(extremely uncomfortable 20 seconds of silence)
Me - "Soooo... I'll just get this Gatorade and I'd like 2 cans of Grizzly long cut, please."
Discuss.
What is there to discuss she wants your. Man buns.
jackthewall81
05-09-2012, 23:56
I would of been outta there in 2 seconds.
Scanker19
05-09-2012, 23:57
Was she hot?
claimbuster
05-09-2012, 23:59
I'd guess she was big and ugly with warts.......just my kind of woman!
anaphylaxis
05-10-2012, 00:04
Was she hot?
Yes. Was she hot?
quondom fremd
05-10-2012, 00:09
Did she have a mustache, a deep voice, and have a name tag with the name big bertha on it?
Did she have all of her teeth? Clean shave?
Fixed,
She works at a gas station bro.
Scanker19
05-10-2012, 00:16
I've seen some cuties at gas stations, I've also seen some dumpster humps too. Albuquerque is good for 6 or 7s at a gas station, CO not so much.
GilpinGuy
05-10-2012, 00:25
Me: "Sure, you can frisk me. Just let me get my pistol out first, ok?"
I bet her name was Mossberg.
Bailey Guns
05-10-2012, 05:12
Pics?
hghclsswhitetrsh
05-10-2012, 06:22
Gross, grizzly chew really?
Who'd thought someone who chews grizzly would have standards... HAHAHAHA ;)
Sounds like she wasn't hot!
Me: "Sure, you can frisk me. Just let me get my pistol out first, ok?"
Then walk around chanting "this is my rifle, this is my gun".
I would have let her no matter what she looked like.
theGinsue
05-10-2012, 07:35
Heck, these days, I'm in the same boat as Sparky!
Which 7-11?
BPTactical
05-10-2012, 07:38
I guess a lot would matter on the meaning of "frisk" in the clerks native tongue.
[muhaha]
mam, that is a gun in pocket and I am not that happy to see you.
Zombie Steve
05-10-2012, 07:44
Actually, a guy could do worse. Young (23-25?) skinny black girl with hipster glasses. I've made small talk with her before... seems fairly nice.
Just caught me totally off guard. I just turned 40, so I'll take it as a compliment.
I'm married, so I'll see if I can get her to pose for some pics for you fellers. Mayhap I can get Sparky or theGinsue a date...
Heck, these days, I'm in the same boat as Sparky!
Which 7-11?
I lol'd
Reminds me of wedding crashers! "Is she still up there? You motor boating son of a bitch!"
Actually, a guy could do worse. Young (23-25?) skinny black girl with hipster glasses. I've made small talk with her before... seems fairly nice.
Just caught me totally off guard. I just turned 40, so I'll take it as a compliment.
I'm married, so I'll see if I can get her to pose for some pics for you fellers. Mayhap I can get Sparky or theGinsue a date...
Awesome
ghettodub
05-10-2012, 08:22
Actually, a guy could do worse. Young (23-25?) skinny black girl with hipster glasses. I've made small talk with her before... seems fairly nice.
Just caught me totally off guard. I just turned 40, so I'll take it as a compliment.
I'm married, so I'll see if I can get her to pose for some pics for you fellers. Mayhap I can get Sparky or theGinsue a date...
Hey, this guy would like to meet a cute young lady as well, hehe
theGinsue
05-10-2012, 08:28
Mayhap I can get Sparky or theGinsue a date...
Maybe you shouldn't work too hard to get me a date - my wife wouldn't appreciate it as much as I might.
StagLefty
05-10-2012, 08:36
Maybe you shouldn't work too hard to get me a date - my wife wouldn't appreciate it as much as I might.
Not to worry Bro-you go on the date and I'll take your wife out JK [ROFL1]
Scanker19
05-10-2012, 08:52
Actually, a guy could do worse. Young (23-25?) skinny black girl with hipster glasses. I've made small talk with her before... seems fairly nice.
Just caught me totally off guard. I just turned 40, so I'll take it as a compliment.
I'm married, so I'll see if I can get her to pose for some pics for you fellers. Mayhap I can get Sparky or theGinsue a date...
Was it the Fountain one, by a certain home improvement store?
Actually, a guy could do worse. Young (23-25?) skinny black girl with hipster glasses. I've made small talk with her before... seems fairly nice.
Just caught me totally off guard. I just turned 40, so I'll take it as a compliment.
I'm married, so I'll see if I can get her to pose for some pics for you fellers. Mayhap I can get Sparky or theGinsue a date...
You lost me at "hipster"... only thing I hate more than hipsters... Terrorists. [Pepsi]
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WhiHQPisyGY/TZ2AXbU7J5I/AAAAAAAAAT4/PqExlBm6QRc/s400/Pics%2BOr%2BIt%2BDidn%2527t%2BHappen.jpeg
:D
I just turned 40
Wow. Your not as old as I thought...
theGinsue
05-10-2012, 11:16
Not to worry Bro-you go on the date and I'll take your wife out JK [ROFL1]
Sorry man, no can do.
I value our friendship too much to do that to you.
Zombie Steve
05-10-2012, 11:56
Was it the Fountain one, by a certain home improvement store?
19th and Uintah.
Wow. Your not as old as I thought...
Thanks... I think.
[Stooge]
JM Ver. 2.0
05-10-2012, 11:58
19th and Uintah.
Thanks... I think.
[Stooge]
I think it's the avatar that makes people think you're old...
Zombie Steve
05-10-2012, 12:01
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x214/sbecht/IMG_0960.jpg
DD977GM2
05-10-2012, 12:05
Was she hot?
My first thought also
DD977GM2
05-10-2012, 12:08
sorry Man, No Can Do.
I Value Our Friendship Too Much To Do That To You.
[rofl1][rofl2][rofl3][lol]
Bailey Guns
05-10-2012, 15:58
You guys are effin' cracking me up today.
lpgasman
05-10-2012, 16:35
Happens to me all the time, but they're all dudes. Oh well its still nice to be wanted.
StagLefty
05-10-2012, 16:39
Sorry man, no can do.
I value our friendship too much to do that to you.
Prayers sent-hope the wife doesn't read these posts [ROFL1]
BPTactical
05-10-2012, 16:41
Happens to me all the time, but they're all dudes. Oh well its still nice to be wanted.
There's a thread on that subject someplace.........
stevelkinevil
05-10-2012, 16:47
There's a thread on that subject someplace.........
I believe it involves ponies [Bang]
josh7328
05-12-2012, 13:15
Happens to me all the time, but they're all dudes. Oh well its still nice to be wanted.
the "out of context quote of the day WIN!"
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x214/sbecht/IMG_0960.jpg
You had her at Sotheby's... Stressful day or too much drinking?
bobbyfairbanks
05-12-2012, 13:32
Drinking of course. Stress makes him drink and drinking gives him stress.
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x214/sbecht/IMG_0960.jpg
Nice Canadian tuxedo! [Awesom]
nice Canadian Tuxedo! [awesom]
Lmao
UncleDave
05-12-2012, 14:15
Nice Canadian tuxedo! [Awesom]
One my buddys called it that. First time I heard it.
Zombie Steve
05-12-2012, 14:29
You had her at Sotheby's... Stressful day or too much drinking?
'Bout 5 days into my honeymoon. Muh guts was tore to the core.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnJjK0Uu2Lc
Nice Canadian tuxedo! [Awesom]
Forgot to pack the denim shirt.
what town is that? looks familair
Zombie Steve
05-12-2012, 17:33
To-Hell-You-Ride.
Ya three days ago some guy in dreads (8:15AM) asked if I could help him get a beer this morning. Said "Sorry dude, can't help ya" as I set down in the car. As I was closing the door, he shouted out "I'll suck yer dick!".
[ROFL3]
But hey, at least we's gets us a little attention... [Tooth]
Thats a serious drunk. Good for him but I'm glad you didn't mention taking him up. :)
DD977GM2
05-12-2012, 18:02
nice Canadian Tuxedo! [awesom]
Lol Hahaha Lmfao
Zombie Steve
05-12-2012, 18:10
Ya three days ago some guy in dreads (8:15AM) asked if I could help him get a beer this morning. Said "Sorry dude, can't help ya" as I set down in the car. As I was closing the door, he shouted out "I'll suck yer dick!".
[ROFL3]
But hey, at least we's gets us a little attention... [Tooth]
Little protein, little beer... OOOOH! That reminds me... tenderloin is done. Gotta go. [PBR]
lpgasman
05-12-2012, 19:13
Ya three days ago some guy in dreads (8:15AM) asked if I could help him get a beer this morning. Said "Sorry dude, can't help ya" as I set down in the car. As I was closing the door, he shouted out "I'll suck yer dick!".
[ROFL3]
But hey, at least we's gets us a little attention... [Tooth]
So was he any good?
theGinsue
05-12-2012, 20:13
'Bout 5 days into my honeymoon. Muh guts was tore to the core.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnJjK0Uu2Lc
Forgot to pack the denim shirt.
WAIT!...Your "honeymoon"? Where the heck have I been that I missed that you were getting married?
CONGRATULATIONS to both you and the bride!
Zombie Steve
05-12-2012, 20:20
Been married for almost 3 years. Someone said something about thinking I was older and I thought a pic of me chugging Maalox was appropriate.
Hey I was waiting on pics of the 7-11 girl.
Zombie Steve
05-12-2012, 21:20
I went again today, but she wasn't working.
Missed a great opportunity to field test those sex aids in a bottle.
bobbyfairbanks
05-17-2012, 21:19
I went again today, but she wasn't working.
Stop letting us down Zombie. We are all trying to get our post count back up to a respectable level.
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