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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/evil-clown-birthday-surprise-dominic-deville_n_1499369.html
For a fee, Dominic Deville will wear this costume and scare your birthday child for a week.
Attention parents: Just in case your children don't have anything to talk about in therapy, here's something you might want to consider:
Dominic Deville rents himself out as an "evil birthday clown" who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they're being watched and that they'll soon be attacked.
At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child's face, Metro reported.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/597729/thumbs/s-EVILBIRTHDAYCLOWN-large.jpg
theGinsue
05-11-2012, 17:42
WTF is wrong with people?
I don't know what's worse, this guy who would do this, or a parent who would hire this guy.
airborneranger
05-11-2012, 17:45
Wtf?
stevelkinevil
05-11-2012, 17:45
are you bloody serious? who the hell would terrify thier child for an entire week? WTF is wrong with folks these days.
I'm sure the reason he is getting press is because someone is paying him. People are screwed up
Jumpstart
05-11-2012, 17:55
Before you know it, rational people will think men marrying men is ok too.
Hipster parents are the people that would do this...
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4715465885_c6fda1f572.jpg
DD977GM2
05-11-2012, 18:24
WTF is wrong with people?
I don't know what's worse, this guy who would do this, or a parent who would hire this guy.
World's sh*ttiest paernts is my guess
theGinsue
05-11-2012, 18:31
Before you know it, rational people will think men marrying men is ok too.
Not in CO they'd better not.
Hipster parents are the people that would do this...
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4715465885_c6fda1f572.jpg
There are some seriously screwed up folks in this world and I still think we need a heck of a lot more chlorine in the gene pool.
DD977GM2
05-11-2012, 18:37
Seriously, the really scary part is that parents will actually do this for their younger kids, meaning ones under 16 years old and feel everyhting is ok with this type of party entertainment.
If I could afford it, there are several adults I'd buy this service for.
BPTactical
05-11-2012, 18:42
Any parent that would actually submit their child to this should be charged with "Emotional Abuse of a Child"
Unreal.
You ever see a child that was scared of clowns? My youngest was and we never knew until we took him to the circus.
It wasn't pretty, I felt terrible for the lil guy....
I know some kids that I really don't like (not mine). This could be just the ticket. <evil laugh>
DavieD55
05-11-2012, 19:18
If you can come up with something really wacky there is always someone who will pay you for it.
My wife has guns... My kids know about "weapons of opportunity", if I hired him, I would end up getting sued for what my daughter did to him...
You know, that could be good zombie training for the wife though...
Tinelement
05-11-2012, 20:12
And as sad and messed up as it is, bet the clown is making bank.
jerrymrc
05-11-2012, 20:55
Such good old thoughts and time brought up by zteknik. Now as to the OP in this day and age that is some strange stuff......
Yea jerry once there was a simpler time when there was humor,now I dread some of the things our children have to deal with due to some parents fantasies and the so called tollerance and coexist.
2hot2handle
05-11-2012, 22:30
Some people shouldn't be allowed to have reproduce....
Like growing up sin't tough enough already
Just because that guy ran an ad, doesn't mean a single person hired him. Probably some Craig's List spoof.
stevelkinevil
05-11-2012, 23:32
My wife has guns... My kids know about "weapons of opportunity", if I hired him, I would end up getting sued for what my daughter did to him...
You know, that could be good zombie training for the wife though...
Agreed, If I was actually cruel and irresponsible enough to do such a thing this clown would find himself staring down the barrels of my boys rifles.
tmleadr03
05-12-2012, 08:32
Before you know it, rational people will think men marrying men is ok too.
Oh for fucks sake. There is already a thread on that topic where you continually show your feeble grasp of logic, must you drag it into other threads as well?
DangerLee_Industries
05-12-2012, 08:35
Ever since the movie "IT" as a kid I hate clowns.... Seriously I'm a grown man and they freak me out I'd rather be followed around by Pauly Shore.
Ever since the movie "IT" as a kid I hate clowns.... Seriously I'm a grown man and they freak me out I'd rather be followed around by Pauly Shore.
Yeah that movie screwed me up. I looked in the toilet for like a month after seeing that movie to make sure there were no clowns when I went to the bathroom.
Ever since the movie "IT" as a kid I hate clowns.... Seriously I'm a grown man and they freak me out I'd rather be followed around by Pauly Shore.
Good friend of mine in highschool watched it with his 5 year old little brother....in the middle of the night he dressed up in a clown suit and got under his bed....woke his brother up by grabbing him off the bed and trying to pull him under.....to this day almost 15 years later his little bro will only sleep on couches
Oh for fucks sake. There is already a thread on that topic where you continually show your feeble grasp of logic, must you drag it into other threads as well?
Don't feed the trolls. ;)
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tmleadr03
05-12-2012, 11:40
Don't feed the trolls. ;)
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4083/5055032357_69d1d1be72_z.jpg
May end up with two people on ignore shortly.
theGinsue
05-12-2012, 13:03
Ever since the movie "IT" as a kid I hate clowns.... Seriously I'm a grown man and they freak me out I'd rather be followed around by Pauly Shore.
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