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Sparky
05-14-2012, 14:26
I for the life of me can not find my darn glasses. Guess I will have to break down and make the kids clean this place up. It's driving me crazy.
Cameron
05-14-2012, 14:28
Guess I will have to break down and make the kids clean this place up.

I knew there was a reason my wife let that midget move in here!
sniper7
05-14-2012, 15:03
check the top of your head. then your shirt pocket. then the front collar of your shirt. then the glasses case. then the dresser or night stand. If they aren't there someone besides yourself is playing a mean trick on you!
Sparky
05-14-2012, 15:07
check the top of your head. then your shirt pocket. then the front collar of your shirt. then the glasses case. then the dresser or night stand. If they aren't there someone besides yourself is playing a mean trick on you!

I am thinking a 3 yr old knows where they are, but he knows he is in trouble when I find them. So he will not tell me.
Chad4000
05-14-2012, 15:25
I am thinking a 3 yr old knows where they are, but he knows he is in trouble when I find them. So he will not tell me.

lol...

I lost my wallet for over a week once...eventually found it under (at least) a weeks worth of clean socks in my sock drawer... lol... def my 2 year old...
zteknik
05-14-2012, 15:28
Check on the dash or center console.
I allways have a tendency to take them off after work and put them there.(safety glasses)
Monky
05-14-2012, 15:30
My cat misplaced the keys to the car yesterday.. Apparently, hang these up for me meant play with them on the floor and leave them under the couch.

I missed making it to yoga.
spleify
05-14-2012, 16:57
They are right there on your head
DSB OUTDOORS
05-14-2012, 20:32
Sorry Spark! I found an extra mind, but turned out to be someone else's.
Sparky
05-14-2012, 20:35
Sorry Spark! I found an extra mind, but turned out to be someone else's.

I need it. Still cannot find my glasses
DSB OUTDOORS
05-14-2012, 20:39
I need it. Still cannot find my glasses
Look in the couch cousions. I bet there in there. This could be a new game! Where's Sparky's glasses???
birddog
05-14-2012, 20:45
I need it. Still cannot find my glasses


Only pair or do you have a back-up?
GilpinGuy
05-14-2012, 20:50
Are you SURE you wear glasses? I mean, if you're losing your mind...ya know...
Sparky
05-14-2012, 20:58
Only pair or do you have a back-up?

Only pair
Irving
05-14-2012, 21:21
Check every shelf in your bathroom, and in the shower. Top of gun safe? Inside the gun safe? Sun glasses case inside the car?
Sparky
05-14-2012, 21:36
Check every shelf in your bathroom, and in the shower. Top of gun safe? Inside the gun safe? Sun glasses case inside the car?

Yes, yes, no reason for a gun safe much anymore, and yes. Checked
spyder
05-14-2012, 22:02
I missed making it to yoga.
I knew there was something off about you...
Sparky
05-14-2012, 22:03
I knew there was something off about you...

No way I would be caught in a pair of those stretchy pants
mcsurveyer1361
05-14-2012, 22:12
No way I would be caught in a pair of those stretchy pants
no strechy pants but sweat pants will work
TS12000
05-14-2012, 22:22
Did you check with the gals at that sorority house?



Freezer man...stupidest place I ever found mine
Monky
05-14-2012, 23:32
I knew there was something off about you...

You're just jealous. It's actually a pretty good stress relief. I was told by my PT lady to try it. It's harder than I damn thought it would be.


No way I would be caught in a pair of those stretchy pants

I don't wear the stretchy pants.. normal work out clothes.. well I guess you could call compression shorts stretchy pants..

I bet 95% of you bastards wouldn't survive one class..
spyder
05-14-2012, 23:48
No way I would be caught in a pair of those stretchy pants
I think he wears a leatard or a tutu...
spyder
05-14-2012, 23:51
You're just jealous. It's actually a pretty good stress relief. I was told by my PT lady to try it. It's harder than I damn thought it would be.



I don't wear the stretchy pants.. normal work out clothes.. well I guess you could call compression shorts stretchy pants..

I bet 95% of you bastards wouldn't survive one class..
Not jealous, I get to do it with the wife, well, anymore I sit and watch... hehehe..... Once she gets to the down dog though... It's all over.


Yoga isn't hard monky, well ok. It all depends on what you're used to doing I guess as krav would give me a heart attack... You ever seen anyones heart explode?
Bailey Guns
05-15-2012, 05:54
Whenever I lose something I always find it in the last place I look. So I started checking there first. That doesn't always work, though.
Sparky
05-15-2012, 07:25
I still can not find them. I offered a dollar to whoever finds them. The kids are scrambling.
DSB OUTDOORS
05-15-2012, 07:27
The dog ate them. http://www.ar-15.co/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif
hghclsswhitetrsh
05-15-2012, 07:29
The three year old ate them. http://www.ar-15.co/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Fixed it for ya.
zteknik
05-15-2012, 10:05
I still can not find them. I offered a dollar to whoever finds them. The kids are scrambling.
And who says a dollar can't buy anything nowadays :D
patrick0685
05-15-2012, 15:24
Whenever I lose something I always find it in the last place I look. So I started checking there first. That doesn't always work, though.

well if you kept looking for them, there would be something off with you
Sparky
05-15-2012, 15:43
I am going to look in the last place. Just as soon as I figure out where that is.
Sparky
05-17-2012, 10:30
Popping advil like crazy trying to keep the headaches away.
stewart
05-17-2012, 10:57
Check the 3 year olds room. That's where my stuff ends up my kid thinks everything's his.
birddog
05-17-2012, 20:30
Cant believe you havent stumbled upon them yet
Sparky
05-17-2012, 20:34
Success. Victory is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad4000
05-18-2012, 10:18
the threat title reminds me of this quote that I use frequently lol...

"I am lost. I have gone to find myself. if I should return before I get back, please tell me to wait."

haha
bellavite1
05-18-2012, 10:54
You're just jealous. It's actually a pretty good stress relief. I was told by my PT lady to try it. It's harder than I damn thought it would be.



I don't wear the stretchy pants.. normal work out clothes.. well I guess you could call compression shorts stretchy pants..

I bet 95% of you bastards wouldn't survive one class..

I should give it a shot: I need to get in touch with my feminine side...
Mtn.man
05-18-2012, 12:27
Everyone looks better in Spandex
http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2697.jpg (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=46198)

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1215.jpg
Sparky
05-18-2012, 12:32
Everyone looks better in Spandex
http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2697.jpg (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=46198)

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/1215.jpg

I think that guy is pregnant.