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Scanker19
05-25-2012, 20:09
1. Don't go anywhere this weekend. It should fall under the 3 Ss. Highways were packed all going 60 with no reason for it. You don't always have to hit the brake to slow down.

2. The area around Park Meadows Mall was designed by a retarded monkey.

3. The people driving near Park Meadows Mall are retarded Monkeys. I've never seen such disregard to traffic control devices or the lack of turn signals. Is english such a hard language to read and understand?

For those of you that live in the Metro area, you have my pity.

opie011
05-25-2012, 20:12
1. Don't go anywhere this weekend. It should fall under the 3 Ss. Highways were packed all going 60 with no reason for it. You don't always have to hit the brake to slow down.

2. The area around Park Medows Mall was designed by a retarded monkey.

3. The people driving near Park Medows Mall are retarded Monkeys. I've never seen such disregard to traffic control devices or the lack of turn signals. Is english such a hard language to read and understand?

For those of you that live in the Metro area, you have my pity.

I completely agree. It's gonna be full of extra STUPID on the roads this weekend.

spqrzilla
05-25-2012, 20:13
Colorado refuses to hire any traffic engineer that graduated in the top half of his engineering class. I think its a law or something.

Scanker19
05-25-2012, 20:19
I though Colorado Springs was Bad. All I wanted was to go to a restaurant, but no had to drive all the way around the damn mall. Then trying to get back to I-25 was even longer.

Gcompact30
05-25-2012, 20:22
LMAO I was at Park Meadow Mall today and dam near got hit by 5 different cars and it was not my fault.... bad design on parking and roadways.

cstone
05-25-2012, 20:28
On behalf of Retarded Monkeys everywhere, please describe your vehicle so I can aim better while I'm driving : )

Driving is a lot like hockey, boring till someone gets hit.

Be safe.

birddog
05-25-2012, 20:31
I try to follow your rules all the time. I hate going to Denver.

Ah Pook
05-25-2012, 20:42
The 100 Days of Heat started this week, also. Watch out for those State Troopers.

argonstrom
05-25-2012, 20:43
Park Medows Mall

Park Medows Mall

Is english such a hard language to read and understand?



Wha?


;)

BPTactical
05-25-2012, 20:45
Colorado refuses to hire any traffic engineer that graduated in the top half of his engineering class. I think its a law or something.

LOL..
Working for CDOT you have no idea how close to the truth you are......

Scanker19
05-25-2012, 20:46
Wha?


;)

My mac Failed me. I can use it, just not spell it. I'll go flog myself now. Ouch, ouch! Ouch! ohhhhhhh yeah, I mean ouch!

argonstrom
05-25-2012, 20:50
My mac Failed me. I can use it, just not spell it. I'll go flog myself now. Ouch, ouch! Ouch! ohhhhhhh yeah, I mean ouch!

Dude! :D

Drive safe this weekend, all.

Yes, driving anywhere around Park Medows ( ;) ) sucks.

spqrzilla
05-25-2012, 21:48
LOL..
Working for CDOT you have no idea how close to the truth you are......

I think the end result speaks for itself. I once saw a proposal being shown around at some public hearing for the E470/I70/Gun Club Rd interchange that involved an inner and an outer circle that was obviously a failed school project.

stevelkinevil
05-25-2012, 23:01
You guys arent kidding, I have to drive by Park Meadows every day to go and come from work, the only thing worse? just get anywhere near I25 and 36/270, or I25 and 225. CLUSTER F**K.

02ducky
05-25-2012, 23:09
I live close to this area, agreed they drive like a bunch of f*ck tards. Nothing worse than driving around people that have no regard for simple rules, stop at the stop sign and wait your turn, use a stupid turn signal, slow down, get off my ass and for christ sakes get your head out of you ass and drive.

GilpinGuy
05-25-2012, 23:11
On an average day I might hit 1 stop light a day (OK, 2 if you count the return trip). I pity those in the city. It's a downer when I have to go down there...

Like others wrote, "Be Safe This Weekend!"

jackthewall81
05-25-2012, 23:30
I hope my trip from Broomfield to Parker isn't a bitch tomorrow afternoon...

68Charger
05-26-2012, 07:33
I though Colorado Springs was Bad. All I wanted was to go to a restaurant, but no had to drive all the way around the damn mall. Then trying to get back to I-25 was even longer.

I read this, and I immediately think the design is working, but the problem was the criteria.
The marketing pukes were in charge of the funds, and wanted the engineers to force you to go around the entire mall, so you could possibly have an impulse to go in and buy something.
(snaggle tooth smiley here)

hammer03
05-26-2012, 07:45
I read this, and I immediately think the design is working, but the problem was the criteria.
The marketing pukes were in charge of the funds, and wanted the engineers to force you to go around the entire mall, so you could possibly have an impulse to go in and buy something.
(snaggle tooth smiley here)

Better than whoever designed the Woodmen/Academy interchange. Seriously, you spend all that money, and still put a 4 way stop on Woodmen? Why waste our money? For all the landscaping they cant afford to maintain now?

Bailey Guns
05-26-2012, 07:57
On an average day I might hit 1 stop light a day (OK, 2 if you count the return trip).

I feel your pain. Park County is about 2400 square miles. There are 2 stoplights in the county. Naturally, I have to live within a mile of one of them (the other is only 35 miles away). It's a real nightmare.

[Tooth]

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-26-2012, 08:19
I give this rant a 6.35/10. Use much more profanity and CAPSLOCK...

JohnTRourke
05-26-2012, 08:23
I hate holidays.
Like I want to go to the mountains with 2 million of my closest friends?
oh hell no.

i stay at home and HIDE.

when i had my business, we always worked these weekends. DOT isn't out, nobody is in town and getting things done around commercial areas (we did weed mowing) was easy because nobody was there.

although if you broke down you were boned.

BlasterBob
05-26-2012, 11:05
Nothing worse than driving around people that have no regard for simple rules, stop at the stop sign and wait your turn, use a stupid turn signal, slow down, get off my ass and for christ sakes get your head out of you ass and drive.

You can add to your list, "put the damn cell phone down until you get parked".

sniper7
05-26-2012, 11:16
Colorado refuses to hire any traffic engineer that graduated in the top half of his engineering class. I think its a law or something.

must all be from boulder!!!

Irving
05-26-2012, 11:42
It took me forever to figure out how to get to I-76 East Bound from I-25 South Bound. Not that difficult, but I screwed it up like 5 times in a row.

tmckay2
05-26-2012, 18:28
I grew up aroud chicago. Also lived in the northeast for a while. People in Denver don't know how good they have it. Easiest metro driving I have ever experienced.