Two College girls just came to my door

[tmleadr03]

Selling Kirby stuff. I said no. The funny part though was the one who asked me if that was a stiff hard no.

Damn, where are those smilies!!! I just about died.

[Sharpienads]

Selling Kirby stuff. I said no. The funny part though was the one who asked me if that was a stiff hard no.

Damn, where are those smilies!!! I just about died.

Screw the smilies, where are the pictures of the chicks?

[sabot_round]

screw The Smilies, Where Are The Pictures Of The Chicks?
^^^^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[tmleadr03]

^^^^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The lear I gave that girl when she said that was creepy enough. If you want PM me your address and I can send them over to sell you something.

[Sharpienads]

Tempting, but I don't think my wife would appreciate it as much.

[tmleadr03]

Tempting, but I don't think my wife would appreciate it as much.

Sorta why I didn't invite them in. Cuz they were not all bad looking either. Figured the wife might mind me having college girls over to the house just to... exactly.

But I tell you, if I was not a married man I would have made a play for both of them.

[sabot_round]

The lear I gave that girl when she said that was creepy enough. If you want PM me your address and I can send them over to sell you something.

44 Magnum Drive
Fountain, CO 76239

[tmleadr03]

44 Magnum Drive
Fountain, CO 76239

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/pickenup/lolol1.gif

[cstone]

Kirby Vacuums?

You had two college girls at your door offering to give you a demonstration of how well their equipment sucks?

You read it in Penthouse Forum!

[lpgasman]

Sorta why I didn't invite them in. Cuz they were not all bad looking either. Figured the wife might mind me having college girls over to the house just to... exactly.

But I tell you, if I was not a married man I would have made a play for both of them.

You never know till you try,

[stevelkinevil]

Kirby Vacuums?

You had two college girls at your door offering to give you a demonstration of how well their equipment sucks?

You read it in Penthouse Forum!

HA!
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this kind of thing would happen to me.........

[sabot_round]

You never know till you try,
Lead the way and let us know how it went!![ROFL2]

[TEAMRICO]

Hey guys, free guns and beer at my house tonight!!!!

The address is:

44 Magnum Drive
Fountain, CO 76239

Just show up and walk inside!!! No need to knock...not as if Id confuse you with...say a raccoon or something!!

[sabot_round]

Hey guys, free guns and beer at my house tonight!!!!

The address is:

44 Magnum Drive
Fountain, CO 76239

Just show up and walk inside!!! No need to knock...not as if Id confuse you with...say a raccoon or something!!
Crap!! I didn't know I had a roomate. Damn beer!!

[StagLefty]

I'm getting old-just send one and we'll see how that goes [ROFL1]

[DD977GM2]

Pics or it didnt happen :D

[asmo]

To slightly paraphrase some lines in the movie Detroit Rock City:

Jam: It's two hot teenage girls selling vacuum cleaners door to door. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
Trip: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.

[Adawg38]

2 hot chicks and a vacuum? That sounds like a great Saturday night![Coffee]

[tmleadr03]

2 hot chicks and a vacuum? That sounds like a great Saturday night![Coffee]

Pretty sure it would suck.

[Adawg38]

Pretty sure it would suck.

Or blow. The vacuum I mean.

[lpgasman]

Lead the way and let us know how it went!![ROFL2]

OH, I didn't mean me. But I can do what I want , my wife can't say jack! You don't need to discuss this any further (looking over both shoulders):o

[Bailey Guns]

My wife actually gave me permission to have an affair last week. Jamie Lee Curtis was in town and the wife knows Jamie Lee is probably the only woman that poses a threat to our marriage (OK...maybe Elisabeth Shue, too).

She told me "If Jamie Lee calls you have my permission to do whatever you want with her." I sat by the phone all night....

[tmleadr03]

My wife actually gave me permission to have an affair last week. Jamie Lee Curtis was in town and the wife knows Jamie Lee is probably the only woman that poses a threat to our marriage (OK...maybe Elisabeth Shue, too).

She told me "If Jamie Lee calls you have my permission to do whatever you want with her." I sat by the phone all night....

I would have had a female friend call.

[Bailey Guns]

I would have had a female friend call.

Nope...Jamie Lee or nobody. I guess I'll have to get used to nobody. Then again, I married way over my pay grade so I'm not complaining.

[lpgasman]

My wife actually gave me permission to have an affair last week. Jamie Lee Curtis was in town and the wife knows Jamie Lee is probably the only woman that poses a threat to our marriage (OK...maybe Elisabeth Shue, too).

She told me "If Jamie Lee calls you have my permission to do whatever you want with her." I sat by the phone all night....

Oh man! Elizabeth Shie in the saint, that's marriage material.

[tmleadr03]

Nope...Jamie Lee or nobody. I guess I'll have to get used to nobody. Then again, I married way over my pay grade so I'm not complaining.

Oh, no. Just to mess with the wife. You would have to build it up a bit though before hand. You saw Jamie, handed her your number when she was walking through the crowd. THEN have someone call pretending to be her.

[lpgasman]

Nope...Jamie Lee or nobody. I guess I'll have to get used to nobody. Then again, I married way over my pay grade so I'm not complaining.

Present day Jamie, or trading places Jamie?

[tmleadr03]

Present day Jamie, or trading places Jamie?

I hear she is very regular now...

[lpgasman]

I hear she is very regular now...

Ya, depends:)

[Bailey Guns]

I hear she is very regular now...

Yeah...the poop-yogurt thing is a bit of a turnoff. But I could get over it.

[patrick0685]

never had this issue...i would have let them come in and clean my house

[Bailey Guns]

Present day Jamie, or trading places Jamie?

I fantasize about the dance she did in True Lies.

[lpgasman]

I fantasize about the dance she did in True Lies.

Ya, she was very do able then.

[theGinsue]

Selling Kirby stuff. I said no. The funny part though was the one who asked me if that was a stiff hard no.

Damn, where are those smilies!!! I just about died.
Should have responded "Much more than you probably realize."


44 Magnum Drive
Fountain, CO 76239
Now that is some funny stuff.


My wife actually gave me permission to have an affair last week. Jamie Lee Curtis was in town and the wife knows Jamie Lee is probably the only woman that poses a threat to our marriage (OK...maybe Elisabeth Shue, too).

She told me "If Jamie Lee calls you have my permission to do whatever you want with her." I sat by the phone all night....
And that stuck-up witch never called? Dispicable.


Present day Jamie, or trading places Jamie?
Gotta be Trading Places Jamie. Not so fond of the present day Jamie either (looks wise, word is she's pretty normal in personality).

I fantasize about the dance she did in True Lies.
Heck yeah. I'm followin this track!

[Irving]

True Lies was her greatest performance by far.

[stevelkinevil]

Ehhh, you guys can keep Jamie Lee Curtis, Ill take Selma Hyek all day everyday and twice on Sundays. (JLC has always come acrossed a bit manish for my taste)

[tmleadr03]

Ehhh, you guys can keep Jamie Lee Curtis, Ill take Selma Hyek all day everyday and twice on Sundays. (JLC has always come acrossed a bit manish for my taste)

Neither are really to my personal taste, but I would take both. Might even brag about it to the wife.

[joeyshoe]

Jamie lee Curtis was born with both parts...if you know what I mean.

[45XD]

Kirby Vacuums?

You had two college girls at your door offering to give you a demonstration of how well their equipment sucks?

You read it in Penthouse Forum!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[lpgasman]

Jamie lee Curtis was born with both parts...if you know what I mean.

Score, bonus!

[Bailey Guns]

Jamie lee Curtis was born with both parts...if you know what I mean.

She's got all the girlie parts in all the right places...and no big Adam's apple.

She'd do nicely.