How do you know if someone is a pilot?

[tmleadr03]

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[Bailey Guns]

That's great! Had to send it to a few ex-Navy jocks I know.

[Mazin]

Ohh Yea!!!
lol

[spqrzilla]

New Zealand has jets? Last I heard they were pretending that A4 Skyhawks were fighters.

[Delfuego]

I believe the joke is...

Q: How do you know if some one is a pilot?

A: Because he will tell you.;)

[ruthabagah]

Nz is not flying any combat aircraft anymore. They retired the a4 a couple of years ago.

[asmo]

Helicopters are nothing more than a conglomerate of parts going somewhere to crash. The job of a helicopter pilot is just to delay that crash as long as possible. Helicopters don't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

[quondom fremd]

oh gawd, 5:44 will scar you for life

[Ridge]

Helicopters are nothing more than a conglomerate of parts going somewhere to crash. The job of a helicopter pilot is just to delay that crash as long as possible. Helicopters don't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

A helicopter has 4 wings, all traveling at different speeds, and is therefore inherently unsafe.

[ColoWyo]

What's the difference between a pilot and a pig?

A pig doesn't get drunk and act like a pilot.

[sniper7]

oh gawd, 5:44 will scar you for life

yes that was disturbing!


pretty funny stuff!

however, helicopters are nothing but targets.

[Delfuego]

Anyone bagging on helicopters, has never been heli-skiing. Helicopters are the coolest invention ever...:D

[Jefe's AR]

Reminds me of Flight of the Conchords.

[T-Jet]

Helicopters are nothing more than a conglomerate of parts going somewhere to crash. The job of a helicopter pilot is just to delay that crash as long as possible. Helicopters don't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

That is freaking beautiful !

[clublights]

What's the difference between a pilot and god ??


god doesn't think he's a pilot.

[clublights]

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Dos Gringo's a pair of F-16 pilots with a band... they pretty much rock.