Parking Lot Revenge?

[GilpinGuy]

My wife and I come out of a restaurant and there's a pickup (a nice one too) parked at a stupid angle in the parking spot next to us. And it's so close to my drivers side that I had to crawl through the passenger side to get in. I could open the drivers door maybe 6". I was pretty freaking steamed for a few minutes there.

If I was 10 years younger bad stuff would have happened. We just drove away and didn't let it ruin our night, but WTF with people sometimes? That's why I live in the mountains I guess...there's still a-holes, just not as many.

How many here would have taken action and done something here?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Just leave a note saying thanks to parking like a (insert insult here). Gets the point across that you're pissed, can't goto jail or get ticketed etc, and there is a slight piece of mind.

[Irving]

So you didn't put on your golf cleats, climb up the hood, and take a dump in the air vent at the bottom of the windshield?

[GilpinGuy]

So you didn't put on your golf cleats, climb up the hood, and take a dump in the air vent at the bottom of the windshield?

[ROFL1] 10 years ago, maybe.

[ray1970]

This is why the "automatic center punch" was developed.

H5f7pZX61Bo

[opie011]

I would have left a nice oyster on his door handle and maybe one on the windshield!!

[ray1970]

If it makes you feel better about not f*****g with the truck, it might not have been some inconsiderate, douche bag guy driving it. It could have been some poor woman forced to drive her husbands truck and maybe she did her best to get it in a spot and just didn't realize how close she parked to you. Women aren't very aware of stuff like that. Her husband is probably thankful you didn't screw with his pride and joy just because his wife can't drive.

[Beer]

[samoht517]

Ive never had it to the point where I cant open my door but it seems people do it to try and show off to you. I have a picture somewhere of some retard with huge tires that took up 4 parking spaces, in a empty lot, just to park near my moms little TT

[colorider]

I put a nice little note on the car/truck. " I took a gift from my sons dirty diaper and smeared it under each door handle. Might want to wash under there before you open your doors. Thanks for parking like a jackass" have a stack of them printed up and stored in the glovebox. I have sat and watched as the go into the mall, restaurant, wherever, come back and wash off each door handle. Pain in the butt for them.

[GilpinGuy]

If it makes you feel better about not f*****g with the truck, it might not have been some inconsiderate, douche bag guy driving it. It could have been some poor woman forced to drive her husbands truck and maybe she did her best to get it in a spot and just didn't realize how close she parked to you. Women aren't very aware of stuff like that. Her husband is probably thankful you didn't screw with his pride and joy just because his wife can't drive.

[Beer]

Yeah, when I'm in the right mood I just blow this stuff off and say to myself "Oh well, this douche will probably break his ankle today" or something like that. Not worth getting all twisted up about.

On a side note:
When I was young I had a 1970 Dodge Dart total POS. All 4 doors were different colors and the landau was tearing off in strips...haha! I go to the mall around Christmas and the parking lot is packed.

There are these two Caddy's totally pimped out with gold rims, tinted windows, rope chain thingy around the license plate, etc. They are parked next to each other half way over the line of the parking spots. They pulled in and went over the line into the spot in front of them, taking up 4 spots.

So, being the smart ass kid that I was, I parked in front of them, straddling the two spots they were blocking. What were they gonna do? Key my paint? LOL

When I came out the mall cop and the tow truck were just starting to hook me up and haul me off. The mall cop let me off and just laughed. [LOL]

[brokenscout]

I had a friend (in the military) that used to kick peoples side mirrors off.Funny as hell,he was a dick,now he is older and wiser. But i'd go with the note:)

[islandermyk]

I'm pretty sure he'll do the same to a young one that will take action....

... it's just a matter of time till that driver gets it...

[DD977GM2]

This is why the "automatic center punch" was developed.

H5f7pZX61Bo


First thought that came to mind. Happens so quickly, no one will notice and
you can go about your business and no one is the wiser.

I hate choda compensation a**holes think that having a fullsize pickup allows them to act any way they want.

[xring]

Your response was perfect. You left and enjoyed your night.

[Whistler]

Your response was perfect. You left and enjoyed your night.

+1

The world is full of little annoyances and tougher if you let them all bug you.

[birddog]

+1

The world is full of little annoyances and tougher if you let them all bug you.

+2, but I will say, If you drive a truck you should know how to park it. I see jags in trucks parked like that all the time. Guess they should get smart cars.

[2008f450]

I think I would have lossened or removed all 4 valve stem cores from the tires. I get really pissed off when people park like that. Especially if they make it hard to get my kids in the car.

[ChadAmberg]

I think I would have lossened or removed all 4 valve stem cores from the tires. I get really pissed off when people park like that. Especially if they make it hard to get my kids in the car.

Don't forget to superglue the caps back on, you wouldn't want them to come loose while the guy was driving!

[two shoes]

When I was younger I may have considered a toothpick in the keyhole with Cyanoacrylate (super glue) but that was before everyone had keyless entry... Now it is just water off a duck's back, or some urban pin-striping

[Byte Stryke]

"This is the Jihadist Revolutionary front. There is a Bomb in a (Color) Truck in the parking lot of your capitalist (Store name). Ahallu Ackbar!" *CLICK*



[ROFL1]

[Zundfolge]

I'm sorry but unless he door dinged you or scraped your car with his bumper or something, messing with his vehicle seems a little ... well ... yellow.

A nasty note (something like this (http://www.etsy.com/listing/79488769/funny-sticky-notes-50-sheets-you-park)) should suffice.

http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.296750584.jpg

[Atrain1]

If it makes you feel better about not f*****g with the truck, it might not have been some inconsiderate, douche bag guy driving it. It could have been some poor woman forced to drive her husbands truck and maybe she did her best to get it in a spot and just didn't realize how close she parked to you. Women aren't very aware of stuff like that. Her husband is probably thankful you didn't screw with his pride and joy just because his wife can't drive.

[Beer]Exactly what I was thinking. Not to mention about the lowest thing a man can do is mess with another mans vehicle, that is something a 17 year old girl would do.

[BPTactical]

Did this truck happen to have a huge and garrish "GunSmoke" logo all over it?
If so cut them a break, they are "challenged".........

I will second the move on and enjoy your evening.
Pick your battles.

Although a tube of Dykem paste judicially applied under door handles does have redeeming social value.

[Ronin13]

"This is the Jihadist Revolutionary front. There is a Bomb in a (Color) Truck in the parking lot of your capitalist (Store name). Ahallu Ackbar!" *CLICK*



[ROFL1]

That is awesome! [ROFL1]


I will second the move on and enjoy your evening.
Pick your battles.
I've said it before, I go to the Evergreen Post Office every weekday and have to encounter the most abhorrent violators of parking decency on earth! It's as if these people can't park, don't care, or just want to piss others off... If they're getting in or out I'll mention something (tactfully), otherwise, I just brush it off... but if it's the only spot left I'll park nice and close to their door so they can't get in, and guarantee I'll flip my lid if they ding my car.

[Pacman89]

EYou did the right thing. No reason to get pissed. He/She will get the same in the future.
Have a beer & let it be [Beer]

[Irving]

Exactly what I was thinking. Not to mention about the lowest thing a man can do is mess with another mans vehicle, that is something a 17 year old girl would do.

Is it lower than physically blocking access to another person's vehicle just because you are a dickhead?

Not YOU Atrain.

[Mazin]

I use to carry C & D size batteries in my car just for idiots but I have calmed down in my old age.

[DavieD55]

Getting mad at someone's parking job, then vandalizing their vehicle makes a guy a real assclown.