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Batteriesnare
05-31-2012, 18:42
With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!

Enjoy!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/batteriesnare/Drivers.jpg

birddog
05-31-2012, 18:44
That would be worth sticking around to see the reaction

Skully
05-31-2012, 18:44
With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!

Enjoy!



That rocks!!! Just saved it and going to make copies.

Tinelement
05-31-2012, 19:02
Great post!

Gonna save that one

Great-Kazoo
05-31-2012, 19:28
Came out of a pizza joint in ny one night and this guy is pacing back & forth really pissed off. I'm like your car broke down? he say's, no i'm blocked in and unable to locate the owner of this caddy. He's really pissed so i suggest he slash his tires and i can give him a ride. he feels slashing the tires isn't worth it. Why not spray paint his windows? He says IF i had some paint i'd do it.

You're in luck, what color you want to use? as i bust out some BBQ flat black rustoleum. Guy went to town on the caddy.

My father in law would jack a car up and pull the wheels.

tmleadr03
05-31-2012, 19:43
When I was working at the Orleans Hotel and Casino in Vegas someone decided it would be a good idea to block in the owner. The hotel engineer was called, a forklift was used.

jerrymrc
05-31-2012, 19:48
When I was working at the Orleans Hotel and Casino in Vegas someone decided it would be a good idea to block in the owner. The hotel engineer was called, a forklift was used.

I hope they went through the doors to pick it up. [Flower] Door beams have lots of strength when the door is closed. [Coffee]

45XD
05-31-2012, 21:20
People suck.
That is all.

Jer
06-01-2012, 00:18
I just had a box of these printed up:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-wcd6doCThmA/TfeWuhzXMlI/AAAAAAAACAg/if2rO21ABMQ/s640/IMG_20100702_131932.jpg

They're a hit with all my friends and we all hand them out liberally to those who deserve it.

Chad4000
06-01-2012, 09:20
I just had a box of these printed up:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-wcd6doCThmA/TfeWuhzXMlI/AAAAAAAACAg/if2rO21ABMQ/s640/IMG_20100702_131932.jpg

They're a hit with all my friends and we all hand them out liberally to those who deserve it.


hahaah lol those are awesome!

losi22
06-01-2012, 09:22
With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!

Enjoy!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/batteriesnare/Drivers.jpg

That is classic!

Jer
06-01-2012, 11:13
hahaah lol those are awesome!

I've had them for a few years now and I'm ashamed at how often I have a use for them. It amazes me how inconsiderate of others people are these days?

lex137
06-01-2012, 14:29
I use to have this cool sticker of Mickey Mouse fliping you the bird and talking shit about how you parked. Never used it, but the kid I got it from said it was not easy to take off once on!!! Man I wish I still had it.

Irving
06-01-2012, 14:37
Is there one of those that just says how you will mind your own business and move along?

brutal
06-01-2012, 14:37
With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!

Enjoy!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/batteriesnare/Drivers.jpg
The presence of "arse" and "learnt" make this painfully British. There is no "learnt" used in American English. "Wank chariot" is funny.


I just had a box of these printed up:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-wcd6doCThmA/TfeWuhzXMlI/AAAAAAAACAg/if2rO21ABMQ/s640/IMG_20100702_131932.jpg

They're a hit with all my friends and we all hand them out liberally to those who deserve it.

That is FTMFW!

Jer
06-01-2012, 14:46
Wank Chariot... lulz

SuperiorDG
06-01-2012, 14:55
The ex-wife got a note on car once for parking in the street in front of someone's house by her work. I guess they didn't like people parking on a public street. She did noting and stopped parking there. I would have parked there every day just out of spite and if they touched my car again I would poor gas on their lawn.

Jer
06-01-2012, 15:01
The ex-wife got a note on car once for parking in the street in front of someone's house by her work. I guess they didn't like people parking on a public street. She did noting and stopped parking there. I would have parked there every day just out of spite and if they touched my car again I would poor gas on their lawn.

I hate people like this. As long as you're parked legally public parking locations are free game.

brutal
06-01-2012, 15:29
I hate people like this. As long as you're parked legally public parking locations are free game.

Until you park right at the edge of my sidewalk during a snowstorm and I can't get the blower through without dumping all the snow on your car... [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3] (HOLY SH*T! smiley's are back!)

Same neighbor is a lazy f*ck and when he doesn't clear his apron, and his kid or their friends park in said location, all the day melt backs up and ends up freezing on my sidewalk. So who's gonna get sued if someone busts their ass???

Jer
06-01-2012, 15:56
Until you park right at the edge of my sidewalk during a snowstorm and I can't get the blower through without dumping all the snow on your car... [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3] (HOLY SH*T! smiley's are back!)

Same neighbor is a lazy f*ck and when he doesn't clear his apron, and his kid or their friends park in said location, all the day melt backs up and ends up freezing on my sidewalk. So who's gonna get sued if someone busts their ass???

[BooHoo]






...yep, they sure are. [LOL]