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robsterclaw
01-29-2007, 23:41
It's really pretty easy. You notice somethings wrong in your house when you wake up and get ready for work. You go looking around and notice your 17 year olds bedroom door isn't padlocked (keeps out the 14 year old). You think you hear something, but how can that be? He's supposed to be at school. You knock and no one answers. You try to open the door and it's locked. Hmmmmm Somethings fishy. Is he in their skipping school?

You go get the fancy door opener. (butter knife) Knock and open the door. Yep he's there sitting up in bed. You ask why he's home. He says he's skipping. You ask why, he says different reasons like to sleep.

So you go to the bed and pull the covers down to make him get out of bed and there's a naked girl. You then turn and while walking away say someone needs to go home now. Wait patiently by the door for said teenage girl to leave, and say, feel free to come back when we are awake and KNOW you're here. I have a feeling I won't be seeing that girl around the house anytime soon. Said son won't be having any freedoms for a week either.

It did crack me up inside it was so funny, but you can't show it. I had to wait until the girl was gone, and I was in the truck going to work before I could laugh. I was smart enough to never get caught sneaking a girl into the house, and never skipped school to get some. At least he listened to all my harping and wore a condom. I just can't bring myself to ask if I interupted to early. I sure hope so.

Asha'man
01-29-2007, 23:50
LMAO that's horrible. At least you know your boy's got some game though, right? :mrgreen:

AR Will
01-30-2007, 10:16
I just checked to make sure my daughter went to school. [postal]

Thats pretty bold gettin some while your parents are at home. I'm geussing the back seat of a car was a little too cold this morning. I of course would know nothing about that. [poke]

robsterclaw
01-30-2007, 10:38
LMAO that's horrible. At least you know your boy's got some game though, right? :mrgreen:

Yes she was very cute too! I keep thinking it could have been far worse. Could have been a guy or a very big scarey girl. lol I'll just be glad he's not gay or likes ugly women.

I'll bet he wishes now he did have a car. I had a car when I was 15 (legal age to drive in Iowa). It was a Gremlin :roll: and yes there was room for ummm activities. [roll]

WillysWagon
01-30-2007, 12:39
Too funny, I bet it was hard not to bust out in laughter!!!!

Delphi
01-30-2007, 18:12
Lol i woulda been like

"Good work son! Finish up and when your done go to school!"

No need in breaking up somthing constructive. LOL

RYAN50BMG
01-30-2007, 18:18
Robsterclaw :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Robterclaw's son [headbang] [headbang] [headbang]

RYAN50BMG
01-30-2007, 18:19
Oh yeah, and this one. [useless]

robsterclaw
01-30-2007, 19:37
Oh yeah, and this one. [useless]
LOL I'm proud of myself. I successfully blocked the image of her from my mind. Now if she were of age..... [roll]
He got in trouble not for what he was doing, but for skipping school. I can't punish him for being frisky. I was a bit frisky at that age too.

Obiwan
01-30-2007, 19:59
As the father of teenage daughters I do not find this amusing at all

Mostly because I remember being a teenage boy

HunterCO
01-30-2007, 20:00
That's why beds should be situated so the head board is across a corner of the bedroom so it makes a perfect triangle. :mrgreen:

Just by chance a girlfriend in high schools bedroom was arranged that way and kept 17 yr old HunterCO from inevitable castration by one would be really POd father. That night was my first heart attack if he would have looked behind the headboard I would be singing soprano I’m sure. [roll]

HunterCO
01-30-2007, 20:06
As the father of teenage daughters I do not find this amusing at all

Mostly because I remember being a teenage boy

Funny how that works is it not? If the boys go out and hit it fathers are proud, on the other hand they would kill anybody that hit their daughter.

Hypocrisy at its best and no I don't have any children but I know I would be no different. My little brother could go out and get some I would be cheering him on. My little sister I was ready to kill every guy she dated.

That's life it will probably always be that way.

Delphi
01-31-2007, 02:23
yep couldnt agree with you more.. my parents are proud of me and wouldnt mind at all :P

But my sisters... ya they have to be angles. LOL

Heck i know i'll be the same way when i become a father. Normal i guess.

Obiwan
01-31-2007, 07:10
Less Hypocrisy than "if I knew then what I know now" kind of thing

( which doesn't mean I would have been smart or disciplined enough to do anything different)

I watched a couple friends screw their lives up but good by becoming parents at an early age

And most of the truly stupid things I did in HS had a member of the opposite sex as the catalyst :oops:

Not all...just most

On a related note, what does everyone think of my idea for a new reality show called "Date My Daughters"

I am all set to pitch it once I work out an immunity from prosecution deal

Because chances are at least one young man is gonna get hurt :twisted:

robsterclaw
01-31-2007, 17:30
Less Hypocrisy than "if I knew then what I know now" kind of thing

( which doesn't mean I would have been smart or disciplined enough to do anything different)

I watched a couple friends screw their lives up but good by becoming parents at an early age

And most of the truly stupid things I did in HS had a member of the opposite sex as the catalyst :oops:

Not all...just most

On a related note, what does everyone think of my idea for a new reality show called "Date My Daughters"

I am all set to pitch it once I work out an immunity from prosecution deal

Because chances are at least one young man is gonna get hurt :twisted:I think I'll keep my teenage sons away from your daughters. :mrgreen:

Obiwan
01-31-2007, 21:44
Great idea


I would hate to maim a good kid :P

Delphi
01-31-2007, 23:37
great the boys kinda like will smith did in bad boys 2 LOL

MPfiveengineer
01-31-2007, 23:53
Thats a great story. Thanks for sharing.

usafk9leads
02-08-2007, 19:04
man that is too funny