Assault silencers

[battle_sight_zero]

I thought I would pass on this link that I read on my Assault Android phone as i drink from my Assault softdrink.

http://www.denverpost.com/nationalpolitics/ci_20783865/man-reaches-plea-sale-army-issued-silencers

[Chad4000]

lol.. assault droid.. hahaa

and awesome avatar btw..

[argonstrom]

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

[DD977GM2]

I dont get it?

As I read it seemed neutral as to what they wrote, kinda nice for a change.
Yeah they used "assualt rifle" but folks on here ALL THE Fing TIME
use the term hi-cap or high capacity magazine. So I wouldnt get all worked up over this
when they are calling a military rifle an "assualt" rifle. YMMV [Peep]

[aahorn]

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

[Gunner]

I hope this read will be better on my assault Android in my assault truck in an assault parking spot

[Gunner]

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

Assualt seat warmer?

[blacklabel]

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.

I normally just assault the toilet. I don't want one that can fight back.

[Ronin13]

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

[ROFL1] Well one would think a proper assault would be loud and messy... especially on an assault toilet! [Coffee]

[asmo]

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

Its painted black. Everything painted black is 'assault' or 'tactical' in the medias eye.

[Waywardson174]

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

I believe the french call it a bidet (pronounced Bid - AY)

[Chad4000]

I normally just assault the toilet. I don't want one that can fight back.


BAHAHAHHHAHHAHH LOLOLOL


an actual lol on that one.... [ROFL1][ROFL1]

[aahorn]

I believe the french call it a bidet (pronounced Bid - AY)

maybe its an assault bidet. it pulsates water in single shots, 3 shot bursts and full stream automatic.

painted black of course. maybe a built in assualt mag with hi-cap toilet paper dispenser for extra messy conflicts

[DeusExMachina]

I'm confused. Possessing an unregistered firearm?

[StagLefty]

you have me interested. what bells n whistles do you have on this said assault toilet!?!?

if you have a silencer on it that could really cut back on my awkard exits from the bathroom after large farts

Magpul FDE seat ?? [ROFL1]

[battle_sight_zero]

I believe one of suspects is also a Boulder police officer. I was going to copy the link but my Assault Android phone a falure to feed. That was the Boulder camera.

[Skully]

Read while sitting on my assault toilet.


Do you have your tactical/assault TP???

http://www.justtoiletpaper.com/camocombolarge2.jpg

If not you are not "TACTICOOL" enough...................

[aahorn]

i Believe One Of Suspects Is Also A Boulder Police Officer. I Was Going To Copy The Link But my Assault Android Phone A Falure To Feed. That Was The Boulder Camera.

[rofl3]

[Ridge]

lol.. assault droid.. hahaa

and awesome avatar btw..

BkzMhoo7_Ks

[XC700116]

I'm confused. Possessing an unregistered firearm?
From the quote from the story


Lee pleaded guilty in April to possessing an unregistered firearm.

I'm assuming it's for possession of the cans with out NFA registration/docs/stamp and the, oh so well informed, Denver post just said unregistered firearm, or that's the "common name" for the charge in reference to an NFA item that's not properly documented.

[argonstrom]

Do you have your tactical/assault TP???

http://www.justtoiletpaper.com/camocombolarge2.jpg

If not you are not "TACTICOOL" enough...................

The fart fan is still trying to clear out the remnants of that WMD I dropped in the bowl. I need to reconsider my diet.

[45XD]

Sorry, did I just read something about assaulting a toilet?
Or something about a silencer on a toilet?
[ROFL2][ROFL3][ROFL1]