Another reason I love hockey!

[Ronin13]

So besides it being one of the coolest (pun intended) sports out there, and it's face paced, fun to play, fun to watch, and action packed, there's yet another reason to be a fan of the good ol hockey game:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7212/7166576509_778dabd10b.jpg
Those belong to the um... gifted, adult star Taylor Stevens (yes I knew who she was before this story broke :D ). The story behind this shot is that the NJ Devils coach, Peter DeBoer, looked over, saw the wondrous 36HHs and couldn't help but take them in for a second- the camera man noticed and panned over to show the audience what he was looking at.

"Yup those are my #boobies against the glass #StanleyCupFinals #kings yaay if u see me on tv lemme know."
Pretty funny story, but despite the delightful distraction, the Kings lost last night 3-1, thus delaying the inevitable... LA's first Stanley Cup.
Here's the story (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/taylor-stevens-porn-star-talks-her-heaving-cleavage-163133543.html;_ylt=Aqmb6xzIJ87crVYHv5g36xqRbcp_;_ ylu=X3oDMTFkZWgzYnZwBG1pdANCbG9nIEJvZHkEcG9zAzIEc2 VjA01lZGlhQmxvZ0JvZHlBc3NlbWJseQ--;_ylg=X3oDMTMwMGdjNm81BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRw c3RhaWQDYzM4NzE4NzEtNjRiNi0zODYzLWE3N2MtMzUyY2VhNz dmM2U2BHBzdGNhdANuaGx8cHVja2RhZGR5BHB0A3N0b3J5cGFn ZQ--;_ylv=3)
And here's a pic of more of her [Love1][Love4] (SFW)
Enjoy! (http://promo.pinupfiles.com/FHG/taylorstevens-vol02/06.jpg)

[Ranger]

Ok, I'm trying to figure out what is more disturbing...

1. That you know who Taylor Stevens is before this story (I, for one had no idea)
2. You recognized her from her rack
3. You have links to her pictures on the web

or, most disturbing....

4. You subscribe to her twitter feed

Dude, you need a puppy or something :D

[Mazin]

Ok, I'm trying to figure out what is more disturbing...

1. That you know who Taylor Stevens is before this story (I, for one had no idea)
2. You recognized her from her rack
3. You have links to her pictures on the web

or, most disturbing....

4. You subscribe to her twitter feed

Dude, you need a puppy or something :D


No puppy, maybe a costco sized jar or vasiline though [Coffee]

[Ronin13]

Ok, I'm trying to figure out what is more disturbing...

1. That you know who Taylor Stevens is before this story (I, for one had no idea)
2. You recognized her from her rack
3. You have links to her pictures on the web

or, most disturbing....

4. You subscribe to her twitter feed

Dude, you need a puppy or something :D

[ROFL1]
1. I'm gonna admit, I do love pr0n...
2. Actually it came from a news story...
3. My google-fu is strong.
4. The twatter quote is from the news story [Coffee]
But I do need a puppy when I move into my new place in August! [Beer]

What can I say, I love the ladies... probably not healthy that 8/10 of my celebrity crushes are pornstars though... [Tooth]

[Ranger]

My list is easy

#1, 2, 3, 4 - Jennifer Aniston
#5 - Kate Beckinsale
#6 - Michelle Pfieffer

Easy peazy :D

[Chad4000]

My list is easy

#1, 2, 3, 4 - Jennifer Aniston
#5 - Kate Beckinsale
#6 - Michelle Pfieffer

Easy peazy :D


I have my jessicas..

1. Jessica Simpons (Dukes of hazard days)
2. Jessica Alba (Sin City days)
3. Jessica Beil (whatever days lol)

But Jennifer Aniston would be somewhere on that list too.. lol

[Ronin13]

My list is easy

#1, 2, 3, 4 - Jennifer Aniston
#5 - Kate Beckinsale
#6 - Michelle Pfieffer

Easy peazy :D

I will give you my top 10, but beware, googling it at work will probably get you fired...
1. Christy Mack
2. Teagan Presley
3. Kate Beckinsale (I like your style Ranger [Beer])
4. Sunny Leone
5. Kortney Kane
6. Capri Cavalli
7. Megan Fox
8. Vanilla DeVille
9. Christina Aguilera
10. Sasha Grey
Okay, so 7/10 are not "typical" celebrities...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I couldn't even begin my list... But for those of you that have seen the movie "Sucker Punch"... My list... In no specific order... Hell, give 'em all to me at once, actually.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI5NzgzMjgwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODYzNDc1Mw@@._ V1._SY44_CR1,0,32,44_.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0115161/)Emily Browning (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0115161/) ... Babydoll (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0135929/)
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTAxODA3Nzg3ODNeQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDI2NDY4MDQ@._ V1._SY44_CR11,0,32,44_.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0180411/)Abbie Cornish (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0180411/) ... Sweet Pea (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0218025/)
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI5MDgyNzAxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTc4NDk0Mg@@._ V1._SX32_CR0,0,32,44_.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0540441/)Jena Malone (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0540441/) ... Rocket (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0136381/)
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjA2NzA2NTMxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjA1ODEy._V1._ SY44_CR13,0,32,44_.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1227814/)Vanessa Hudgens (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1227814/) ... Blondie (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0136380/)
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAzNzYxNDQwOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDEyNzIwNA@@._ V1._SX32_CR0,0,32,44_.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1512166/)Jamie Chung (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1512166/) ... Amber (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0136609/)

[Ranger]

I will give you my top 10, but beware, googling it at work will probably get you fired...
1. Christy Mack
2. Teagan Presley
3. Kate Beckinsale (I like your style Ranger [Beer])
4. Sunny Leone
5. Kortney Kane
6. Capri Cavalli
7. Megan Fox
8. Vanilla DeVille
9. Christina Aguilera
10. Sasha Grey
Okay, so 7/10 are not "typical" celebrities...

Yea, oops, I did google some of these and my my are you just the adult vixen connoisseur! On your list I recognized #3, #7, #9 - and googled #1 and #2, I assume the rest are in the same category :). Judging from #1, 2 and 3 I'm seeing a pattern of brunettes too :D

[Ronin13]

Yea, oops, I did google some of these and my my are you just the adult vixen connoisseur! On your list I recognized #3, #7, #9 - and googled #1 and #2, I assume the rest are in the same category :). Judging from #1, 2 and 3 I'm seeing a pattern of brunettes too :D

Yep! I always said my dream occupation would be either a director or producer (hell I'd even take director of photography- fancy way of saying cameraman) of those kinds of films... [Beer]

[Chad4000]

lol.. sasha grey.. good call..

I told my buddy once that if I was stranded on a remote island and I could bring only one thing.....

it would be sasha grey.... lol

[JM Ver. 2.0]

lol.. sasha grey.. good call..

I told my buddy once that if I was stranded on a remote island and I could bring only one thing.....

it would be sasha grey.... lol


Had to Google that one on my phone...

I agree with you... Very much so...

[Ronin13]

I love Sasha Grey, she should actually be closer to #1 on my list, but not a whole lot in the b00b department so she won't be top spot. But careful, Soderberg's "The Girlfriend Experience" is a very slow, strange, and unexciting (in Sasha Grey terms)... Maybe that's what you get when an adult star tries to go into mainstream acting. Still hotter than all-get-out!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1103982/

[Ranger]

Yea, but show me the hottest woman in the world and I'll show you the guy who is tired of sleeping with her!

[Pacman89]

So besides it being one of the coolest (pun intended) sports out there, and it's face paced, fun to play, fun to watch, and action packed, there's yet another reason to be a fan of the good ol hockey game:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7212/7166576509_778dabd10b.jpg
Those belong to the um... gifted, adult star Taylor Stevens (yes I knew who she was before this story broke :D ). The story behind this shot is that the NJ Devils coach, Peter DeBoer, looked over, saw the wondrous 36HHs and couldn't help but take them in for a second- the camera man noticed and panned over to show the audience what he was looking at.

Pretty funny story, but despite the delightful distraction, the Kings lost last night 3-1, thus delaying the inevitable... LA's first Stanley Cup.
Here's the story (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/taylor-stevens-porn-star-talks-her-heaving-cleavage-163133543.html;_ylt=Aqmb6xzIJ87crVYHv5g36xqRbcp_;_ ylu=X3oDMTFkZWgzYnZwBG1pdANCbG9nIEJvZHkEcG9zAzIEc2 VjA01lZGlhQmxvZ0JvZHlBc3NlbWJseQ--;_ylg=X3oDMTMwMGdjNm81BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRw c3RhaWQDYzM4NzE4NzEtNjRiNi0zODYzLWE3N2MtMzUyY2VhNz dmM2U2BHBzdGNhdANuaGx8cHVja2RhZGR5BHB0A3N0b3J5cGFn ZQ--;_ylv=3)
And here's a pic of more of her [Love1][Love4] (SFW)
Enjoy! (http://promo.pinupfiles.com/FHG/taylorstevens-vol02/06.jpg)
yep those are tremendous [Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I love Sasha Grey, she should actually be closer to #1 on my list, but not a whole lot in the b00b department so she won't be top spot. But careful, Soderberg's "The Girlfriend Experience" is a very slow, strange, and unexciting (in Sasha Grey terms)... Maybe that's what you get when an adult star tries to go into mainstream acting. Still hotter than all-get-out!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1103982/




Storyline

Chelsea (Sasha Grey) is a high-priced $2,000-an-hour call girl in Manhattan, offering a 'girlfriend experience': she'll dress with the client in mind, go to dinner and a movie, listen attentively to talk about work and finances, and she'll provide sex. It's October, 2008: a presidential election nears and the economy is in free fall.

Am I the only one that read the red word incorrectly the first time around? [Flower]

[Ranger]

No, if you are oriental then they read it the exact way YOU did :D

[JM Ver. 2.0]

No, if you are oriental then they read it the exact way YOU did :D

Oh lord... [ROFL1][ROFL3]


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[Ranger]

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Dude, that was SO a win!

[Ronin13]

yep those are tremendous [Beer]
May Gob bless those things!
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7072/7352231552_297c1dd2a6.jpg



Yea, but show me the hottest woman in the world and I'll show you the guy who is tired of sleeping with her!
Any woman on my top 10- and even the girl in this thread- I would never grow tired of sleeping with! (See pic above, I mean, c'mon! You can't tell me waking up next to those wouldn't just make your day... every damn day!)

But, funny story about Ms. Stevens- yes I know you're all going to call mental health clinics on my behalf after reading this, but I don't care! [Coffee]
She started out in her adult career as a BBW model (for those not in the know, that means "Fat chick"), and I am not ashamed to admit it, for a chunky woman she was still pretty darn cute! Well after loosing what? 185lbs (note: 0lbs were lost in the chestal region) she is now this very healthy, gorgeous fantasy of mine... [Beer] See, change can be a good thing. And a plus, she likes my favorite sport!


Hockey... sex isn't a sport... yet.

[Chad4000]

I love Sasha Grey, she should actually be closer to #1 on my list, but not a whole lot in the b00b department so she won't be top spot. But careful, Soderberg's "The Girlfriend Experience" is a very slow, strange, and unexciting (in Sasha Grey terms)... Maybe that's what you get when an adult star tries to go into mainstream acting. Still hotter than all-get-out!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1103982/


lol.. totally agree.. actually turned that movie off one day...

[Chad4000]

Yep! I always said my dream occupation would be either a director or producer (hell I'd even take director of photography- fancy way of saying cameraman) of those kinds of films... [Beer]


and btw,, producer or director? not star? just curious hahaha...

I suppose the director gets as much as he can handle too..... hahaha

[jackthewall81]

Thanks for entertaining me on a regular basis Ronin.

[Ranger]

May Gob bless those things!You can't tell me waking up next to those wouldn't just make your day... every damn day!)

Yea, until she actually speaks, then it's over. Sex is fun and like any red blooded American man I love it, however I'm after what's in her noggin and in her heart and the rest is just the icing on the cake. Funny how a woman who may not be as hot as these women but who is smart and intellectual can be so much sexier to me than these women.

I'm probably officially an old fart though :D. I don't mind looking at these nice looking women however!

[Chad4000]

however I'm after what's in her noggin and in her heart and the rest is just the icing on the cake.


I wanna be in sasha greys noggin too.... [Beer]






oh wait,, thats not what you meant.. I'm with you now [ROFL2];)

[Chad4000]

Thanks for entertaining me on a regular basis Ronin.


lol..no shit this thread has me rollin

[Ranger]

Damn, you know what probably did this to me? That damn PINK PARADE. It's sucking all the testosterone out of my system!

[Ronin13]

and btw,, producer or director? not star? just curious hahaha...

I suppose the director gets as much as he can handle too..... hahaha

Yeah, besides, I don't want to make my mother blush when someone we know ends up seeing me on some website like Brazzers or something... Besides, I don't want to turn sex into "work" that probably would kill it for me...

Aw who am I kidding? I'd be a star! Hell yeah I would! [LOL]


Thanks for entertaining me on a regular basis Ronin.
Anytime! That's what I'm here for...


Yea, until she actually speaks, then it's over. Sex is fun and like any red blooded American man I love it, however I'm after what's in her noggin and in her heart and the rest is just the icing on the cake. Funny how a woman who may not be as hot as these women but who is smart and intellectual can be so much sexier to me than these women.

I'm probably officially an old fart though :D. I don't mind looking at these nice looking women however!
Well fret not good sir, I have GREAT news for you. The short version, a good friend of mine got to go to the AVN awards in Vegas last year, met Ms. Grey, and said she's a very smart, witty, and incredibly nice and easy to talk to gal, that after hanging out outside of the hoopla (his friend works in the industry and they went to a Denny's just off the strip where he got to see her outside the fans). So good head, good heart, and you can actually TALK with her about stuff other than her job. [Beer] He basically said she plays herself like in real life on Entourage.

[Ranger]

Well fret not good sir, I have GREAT news for you.

So, even pink paraders like myself can partake in the adult actresses of today and tomorrow? Free Ginsue knives with every purchase [ROFL1]

I love to pretend that Jennifer or Kate will drop on my doorstep and make all my dreams come true - problem is that all my dreams are already true and have the only woman on earth that is truly my soul mate so who could want for more? That being said, I probably would be a total man slut if either of those two were made available to me and ruin it all for just that ONE chance :).

[Chad4000]

Yeah, besides, I don't want to make my mother blush when someone we know ends up seeing me on some website like Brazzers or something... Besides, I don't want to turn sex into "work" that probably would kill it for me...

Aw who am I kidding? I'd be a star! Hell yeah I would! [LOL]





LOL brazzers..

yeah I supposed youre right.. this is going to make me sound like I know more about pr0n then I should,, but I read somewhere that there was actually a shortage of guys that could... ahem..... do the job... if ya know what I mean.. lol..

[Ronin13]

LOL brazzers..

yeah I supposed youre right.. this is going to make me sound like I know more about pr0n then I should,, but I read somewhere that there was actually a shortage of guys that could... ahem..... do the job... if ya know what I mean.. lol..

What can I say... I do know more about pr0n that I should, but who cares, I'm a guy in my mid/late 20's who's about as single as it gets... Gotta fulfill needs somehow [LOL]
So this dotted line? I sign here and you'll give me money to do naughty things to that girl right there? Oh, what's that? It's not as much as you're paying her? I care why? *Sign!*

[JM Ver. 2.0]

So, even pink paraders like myself can partake in the adult actresses of today and tomorrow? Free Ginsue knives with every purchase [ROFL1]

I love to pretend that Jennifer or Kate will drop on my doorstep and make all my dreams come true - problem is that all my dreams are already true and have the only woman on earth that is truly my soul mate so who could want for more? That being said, I probably would be a total man slut if either of those two were made available to me and ruin it all for just that ONE chance :).


Your wife found out about this thread, didn't she.... [ROFL1][ROFL3]

[Ranger]

Your wife found out about this thread, didn't she.... [ROFL1][ROFL3]

[ROFL2][ROFL1]

Nope, I just felt guilt for looking!

[Scanker19]

I love how all these "fans" come out of the woodwork when their typically subpar team starts to win. At least hockey is being taken seriously.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I haven't watched a single game since the Flyers lost....

[45XD]

I can't even venture into this thread... I'd never come out.
(+1000 for Kate Beckinsale... damn, that woman is fine).
[Beer]

[sniper7]

I opened this thread expecting you to top JM's oogling of man ass comment. I thought you were going to say you were into dudes without teeth[LOL]

well I am relieved and pleasantly surprised!