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Before I talk about my neighbor's 19 year old daughter washing her car in a bikini today i want to make sure her father's not here....
my wife caught me staring and said I was going to hell because she's too young... when I reminded her she graduated last year from high school she told me to carry on, but don't let my daughters catch me oogling .
She was funny and went upstairs to get my spotting scope to see if I wanted a better view
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10mm-man
06-10-2012, 19:32
Before I talk about my neighbor's 19 year old daughter washing her car in a bikini today i want to make sure he's not here....
my wife caught me staring and said I was going to hell because she's too young... when I reminded her she graduated last year from high school she told me to carry on, but don't let my daughters catch me oogling .
She was funny and went upstairs to get my spotting scope to see if I wanted a better view
Pic's?[Flower]
Pic's?[Flower]
no, but I'll take some next weekend if I can figure out how to take pictures with one hand
2hot2handle
06-10-2012, 19:35
If you were in Highlands Ranch I'd say I saw the same girl today.
Really?
I am totally opposite
I try my best to not to try to stare even near there.
Same goes with other solicitors.
I try to avoid anyone who solicit. [LOL]
Before I talk about my neighbor's 19 year old daughter washing her car in a bikini today i want to make sure he's not here....
my wife caught me staring and said I was going to hell because she's too young... when I reminded her she graduated last year from high school she told me to carry on, but don't let my daughters catch me oogling .
She was funny and went upstairs to get my spotting scope to see if I wanted a better view
jackthewall81
06-10-2012, 19:52
Aw I missed it! I live by the 1sr Bank Center.
jerrymrc
06-10-2012, 20:10
That is nothing. Years ago I told a story about the girl across the street. It was kind of funny because the step daughter and good friend (son in law) are here from Japan right now.
Out of the blue she shows up even though she has not lived at home for about 8 years. Her and the daughter were good friends back then.
[Flower]
BPTactical
06-10-2012, 20:59
She was funny and went upstairs to get my spotting scope to see if I wanted a better view
Now that's a good woman[Beer]
I live in the area too. Where did all this happen? Damn I was sitting in the house all day WTF!?!
SuperiorDG
06-10-2012, 21:02
[Worth]
your wife is awesome[Beer]
Pacman89
06-10-2012, 21:09
Gotta agree with sniper & BP on this! She went to get you a spotting scope! If only I were so lucky[ROFL1]
My wife would kill me and bury me in a corn field out back, she is Hispanic.
Don't get Hispanic women jealous. [Tooth]
Now I am in Bloomfield and my neighbors across the street one of them a 19 year old washes her car in her bikini all the time, but I also am friends with her dad so I don't go there, that is just bad Ju Ju.
[Coffee]
I am basically off of Midway and Ash right across from the open space.
My wife would kill me and bury me in a corn field out back, she is Hispanic.
Don't get Hispanic women jealous. [Tooth]
Ain't that the truth. Mine wouldn't bother with going all the way to a corn field. I'd just stuffed down the garbage disposal with the plunger handle.
ain't That The Truth. Mine Wouldn't Bother With Going All The Way To A Corn Field. I'd Just Stuffed Down The Garbage Disposal With The Plunger Handle.
[rofl1]
10mm-man
06-10-2012, 21:30
no, but I'll take some next weekend if I can figure out how to take pictures with one hand
One hand huh? Not sure why you would have just one (unless you only have one) but nor sure I want to know what you would be doing with the other! [ROFL1][ROFL3]
Big Wall
06-10-2012, 21:46
You beat me to it!
Big Wall
06-10-2012, 21:47
Oops! I mean you went there first.
My wife's a red head, so.... Lets just say that I have learned to check women out very secretively........
mcsurveyer1361
06-10-2012, 22:13
awesome wife
http://imageplay.net/img/tya22269466/Pics_Or_It_Didnt_Happen.jpeg
I spent the weekend in Trinidad.. all I got to do was get Spyder drunk and take advantage of him. [Beer]
... he didn't call me the next day.. I feel so used. [NoEvil]
I spent the weekend in Trinidad.. all I got to do was get Spyder drunk and take advantage of him. [Beer]
... he didn't call me the next day.. I feel so used. [NoEvil]
Hey now, we texted briefly...
Troublco
06-11-2012, 04:24
My wife's a red head, so.... Lets just say that I have learned to check women out very secretively........
Mine's a redhead too...but she'd have probably offered me my spotting scope, after giving me a hard time about it![Tooth]
Mine catches me looking all the time. Maybe that's why she doesn't give it up anymore. That or because she told me after we had the baby she wasn't letting me near her for 2 years.
Wow, I must be lucky then because not only do I look but I point them out to my wife :D. We have this "agreement" in jest - we each get to slip one time so it better be the woman of your fantasies if you're going to slip - so when I check out other women I always tell her "just seeing if she is 'the one'"! She is much sneakier than I am at it though - guys are stupid obvious when checking women out (no matter how sly we think we are), women are like super detectives, they take it all into their brain in a millisecond and analyze it, we linger :D.
yankeefan98121
06-11-2012, 07:47
Wow, I must be lucky then because not only do I look but I point them out to my wife :D. We have this "agreement" in jest - we each get to slip one time so it better be the woman of your fantasies if you're going to slip - so when I check out other women I always tell her "just seeing if she is 'the one'"! She is much sneakier than I am at it though - guys are stupid obvious when checking women out (no matter how sly we think we are), women are like super detectives, they take it all into their brain in a millisecond and analyze it, we linger :D.
Well we linger because we're analyzing a little bit longer [Muaha]
Well we linger because we're analyzing a little bit longer [Muaha]
I think women store it away and fantasize about it later, we enact the entire fantasy in our mind right there and then so we don't realize that we are staring right at her. Although when they are under about 30 I look, quickly admire and look away because I always think about how creeped out these young girls would be to have an "old dude" staring at them - reminds me of that Ke$ha song Dinosaur (middle aged isn't dead, I still listen to new stuff [Tooth])
JM Ver. 2.0
06-11-2012, 07:56
I've noticed there are a ton of us in the general area of 100th and Wadsworth.... Bring it on, zombies....
And Skully... I'm only 24. Why didn't you tell me about the cute girl across the street!? Lol.
My wife is the one who tends to point out hot chicks to me. It's funny actually.
I've noticed there are a ton of us in the general area of 100th and Wadsworth.... Bring it on, zombies....
And Skully... I'm only 24. Why didn't you tell me about the cute girl across the street!? Lol.
Yes, I was just at the King Soopers.
encorehunter
06-11-2012, 13:44
With my girlfriend being Hispanic, I think she would have brought me a spotting scope as well. I don't think I would want to know where she was going to put it, though.
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