New Title-influenced by Bert

[StagLefty]

I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS

Feed your cat the ultra-premium canned cat food that's slow simmered from a rich and succulent recipe featuring carefully selected, quality ingredients. Each mouth-watering premium diet delivers complete and balanced nutrition with up to 37% real tuna in every can. Offered in a variety of recipes.
Average Customer Rating:
18 out of 18(100%)customers recommend this product.

Nothing less will ever pass over my palate. Bert is just indicating his jealous rage to you over my more than adequate catfood dietary supplies.
Carry on your childish vendetta Bert,but we all know who can really relish their catfood cuisine. [Muaha]

[ThunderSquirrel]

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!

[BPTactical]

I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS

Feed your cat the ultra-premium canned cat food that's slow simmered from a rich and succulent recipe featuring carefully selected, quality ingredients. Each mouth-watering premium diet delivers complete and balanced nutrition with up to 37% real tuna in every can. Offered in a variety of recipes.
Average Customer Rating:
18 out of 18(100%)customers recommend this product.

Nothing less will ever pass over my palate. Bert is just indicating his jealous rage to you over my more than adequate catfood dietary supplies.
Carry on your childish vendetta Bert,but we all know who can really relish their catfood cuisine. [Muaha]

My spousemouse manages a "Gourmet Pet Boutique". All natural foods, a lot of raw diet as well.
Only the best stuff like Wellness, Beef, Venison and Lamb Formula.
"Supporting your cats health:
6 sources of protein
20% more protein
Berries and botanicals
Contains no poultry, grains, wheat, soy, artificial colors, flavors and preservatives"

So you see Lefty, only the best here-none of the bush league PetsMart garbage.

Not to mention the catnip treats she brings home[Tooth]

[DD977GM2]

This thread reminds me of the Happy Gilmore lounge scene.




Shooter McGavin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001520/): Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/): Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?

[StagLefty]

My spousemouse manages a "Gourmet Pet Boutique". All natural foods, a lot of raw diet as well.
Only the best stuff like Wellness, Beef, Venison and Lamb Formula.
"Supporting your cats health:
6 sources of protein
20% more protein
Berries and botanicals
Contains no poultry, grains, wheat, soy, artificial colors, flavors and preservatives"

So you see Lefty, only the best here-none of the bush league PetsMart garbage.

Not to mention the catnip treats she brings home[Tooth]

I don't see succulent or mouth watering in your description as in mine so nanny nanny boo boo [ROFL1]

[funkfool]

Sounds "nummy"!

[funkfool]

Hey - I finally got a title too!

[trlcavscout]

Could be worse, could be pink [Beer]

[68Charger]

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!

Who's that lurking over there, is that Merv Griffin?

"so I came to Europe to kill, and it's worked out very well for me... until now"

[lpgasman]

Hey - I finally got a title too!

WHAT? Oh I thought you said little tool.

[sniper7]

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!

With an avatar like that you are begging for a new title!

[68Charger]

With an avatar like that you are begging for a new title!


hmm- like "Pets are for covering your genitalia"?

or "poses nude with animals"

perhaps from Stripes: "we've got some naked animals"

[Skully]

That's why I just lurk... Stock titles for me!
With an avatar like that you are begging for a new title!

I was just about to type that....................


His avatar is kind of creepy with two ...........shall we say skinny-impaired couple, naked, holding cats to cover themselves. He has a lot more in common with the original OP of this thread than he thinks with the cat food and all........................[Coffee]

[BPTactical]

Let's have fun but let's keep it out of the gutter.......[Beer]

But I will agree, a tad creepy.

[StagLefty]

Alright Bert-can openers at dawn Sir !!!

[Ranger]

Ahh another victim of mad titling! HA, mine is normal again :D

[Not_A_Llama]

This thread is making me hungry.

[BPTactical]

Alright Bert-can openers at dawn Sir !!!

It's on like Donkey Kong.
I'm a gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey!


On another note, only cheap assed gubberment issued entitlement cat food needs a can opener!

The good stuff uses the pulltabs.

There, you "outed" yourself Lefty![Coffee]
You can't have no ice cream 'cause you on da welfare!

[StagLefty]

It's on like Donkey Kong.
I'm a gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey!


On another note, only cheap assed gubberment issued entitlement cat food needs a can opener!

The good stuff uses the pulltabs.

There, you "outed" yourself Lefty![Coffee]
You can't have no ice cream 'cause you on da welfare!
I hate it when your on your cat food game.
Well done-I capitulate to your obvious supremacy.
[Help]

[SideShow Bob]

Just remember Bert, "What goes around, Comes around".

Your day for a unique custom title is nigh......

Those that you have been a part of titling will arise and petition the Mods in a loud and clear voice to dub you with an appropriate title. Do Not think that you are exempt from what you instigate....[Muaha][Muaha]

[jerrymrc]

Hey - I finally got a title too!

Your welcome. Think I did it a couple of weeks ago. [Coffee]

[BPTactical]

Just remember Bert, "What goes around, Comes around".

Your day for a unique custom title is nigh......

Those that you have been a part of titling will arise and petition the Mods in a loud and clear voice to dub you with an appropriate title. Do Not think that you are exempt from what you instigate....[Muaha][Muaha]

If I wanted to hear the "trunk monkey" I woulda broken into your car[Tooth]

[theGinsue]

I protest mods. I'm not a "cheap catfood connoisseur" as my new title indicates. I only treat myself to the very best : PET GOLD ELITE ADULT CAT FOOD IN CANS[Muaha]

A thousand apologies Lefty. Fixed it for you!

[StagLefty]

A thousand apologies Lefty. Fixed it for you!

You Sir are a gentleman and a scholar [Beer]

[theGinsue]

This thread reminds me of the Happy Gilmore lounge scene.
Which brings to mind....

[theGinsue]

You Sir are a gentleman and a scholar [Beer]
Hey! Hey! Hey!

No name calling!!!

[theGinsue]

Just remember Bert, "What goes around, Comes around".

Your day for a unique custom title is nigh......

Those that you have been a part of titling will arise and petition the Mods in a loud and clear voice to dub you with an appropriate title. Do Not think that you are exempt from what you instigate....[Muaha][Muaha]
Oh no, I don't mess with Bert, he fixed my SP1! Besides - he scares me.

[theGinsue]

You can't have no ice cream 'cause you on da welfare!

I understood that reference (recall the original source).

[SideShow Bob]

Oh no, I don't mess with Bert, he fixed my SP1! Besides - he scares me.

Then how about an "accidental" missspelling of Tactical in his screen name ? Replace the "a-c" with an "e-s" ?

[theGinsue]

Then how about an "accidental" missspelling of Tactical in screen name ? Replace the "a-c" with an "e-s" ?
THAT^^ would get me banned!

[sniper7]

I'm LOST!!!!

[BPTactical]

I'm LOST!!!!

I thought you were "Iceman" [Coffee]