View Full Version : Help! I have a family problem...
Okay so no one is dying, no need to call 911 or get your bug-out-bag and start donning your SHTF gear, but this is a real issue I've run into...
I got a phone call not too long ago, it was my brother, he had a shocking, horrifying and frankly odd confession...
He caught it, that's right, my 24 year old, gun loving, woman chasing, party animal little brother caught BIEBER FEVER!!!
No I'm not kidding, he admitted to actually liking Justin Bieber. He even went as far as calling him "a pimp", and "a badass."
Please, for the love of all things holy, help! What do I do when my own blood starts liking terrible music and acting in only a way that coincides with insanity? [Help]
Call an Exorcist at once...
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lead_magnet
06-11-2012, 15:43
Make audio recordings of all of these confessions, so when he comes to his sences you can make fun of him and he can't deny it.
Rooskibar03
06-11-2012, 15:44
I personally would call for instant revocation of his man card.
Sometimes you just gotta put em down.....
yankeefan98121
06-11-2012, 15:46
I personally would call for instant revocation of his man card.
I second that
I personally would call for instant revocation of his man card.
Oh I already told him to turn in his Man Card, testicles, and give me some money so I can go buy him a training bra, tampons, and capris.
Do chicks in that age group dig male bieber fans? Still no excuse. But I'm out of touch with the current pop culture. It seems chicks dig guys who like ghey things.
If he happens to buy bieber concert tickets take them away fast, dont rip them. Give them to me lol. My daughter will die if i got her tickrts lol.
StagLefty
06-11-2012, 16:01
[QUOTE=bogie;496892It seems chicks dig guys who like ghey things.[/QUOTE]
Ridge must be overwhelmed !! [ROFL1]
trlcavscout
06-11-2012, 16:06
If he happens to buy bieber concert tickets take them away fast, dont rip them. Give them to me lol. My daughter will die if i got her tickrts lol.
We all know you want to go [ROFL1]
I don't want to be the one to tell you this.. but your brother is in the closet.
You should be totally supportive in his time of need..
I called it on my buddies little brother when he asked for a Justin Timberlake poster for xmas..
I'm calling it now.
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
spqrzilla
06-11-2012, 16:10
I'm thinking honor killing.
palepainter
06-11-2012, 16:11
There is only one cure. Tie him up in a dark room and throw on ACDC Hells Bells continously for about a week.
Looks like your down one brother and up one sister...
I don't want to be the one to tell you this.. but your brother is in the closet.
You should be totally supportive in his time of need..
I called it on my buddies little brother when he asked for a Justin Timberlake poster for xmas..
I'm calling it now.
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
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Tinelement
06-11-2012, 16:23
Gonna need to start him on heavy doses of Rascal Flatts and try to bring back with Cash and Waylon......
If that don't work, I'm afraid he's stuck on Bieber and the Village People
[ROFL1]
Call an Exorcist at once...
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+1. Only cure!!!![Mad]
He must have his card revoke and disowned, from this moment on you are an only child.
Gonna need to start him on heavy doses of Rascal Flatts and try to bring back with Cash and Waylon......
If that don't work, I'm afraid he's stuck on Bieber and the Village People
[ROFL1]
A bieber fan can't handle Waylon.
Okay so no one is dying, no need to call 911 or get your bug-out-bag and start donning your SHTF gear, but this is a real issue I've run into...
I got a phone call not too long ago, it was my brother, he had a shocking, horrifying and frankly odd confession...
He caught it, that's right, my 24 year old, gun loving, woman chasing, party animal little brother caught BIEBER FEVER!!!
No I'm not kidding, he admitted to actually liking Justin Bieber. He even went as far as calling him "a pimp", and "a badass."
Please, for the love of all things holy, help! What do I do when my own blood starts liking terrible music and acting in only a way that coincides with insanity? [Help]
Quoted for future!
This definitely confirms you guys are related and I can only imagine the threads that we would see if he was a member here as well!!!
I don't want to be the one to tell you this.. but your brother is in the closet.
You should be totally supportive in his time of need..
I called it on my buddies little brother when he asked for a Justin Timberlake poster for xmas..
I'm calling it now.
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
Robin....remember all those times wrestling![ROFL2]
Take away his guns NOW!!! Mentally ill are not allowed to own them.
I am sorry to tell you this but it sounds like he may have dementia. You may need to have him committed or even worse put down[Luck]
UncleDave
06-11-2012, 17:17
The only humane thing to do is put him down, I am afraid. He is assuredly suffering from brain damage. [ROFL2]
UncleDave
06-11-2012, 17:18
Ah someone beat me to the punch!
End it quickly and humanely. .22 to the back of the head. It really is the only way.
Damn it man, here are the steps:
1. Revoke his man card, he doesn't deserve it any longer
2. Have him apply for Canadian citizenship in case things don't work out
3. Immediately contact a Bieber Deprogrammer, they are the only ones who can help
4. Monitor closely for 72 hours to make sure he doesn't start showing gay tendencies
And no matter what else happens, do NOT let him listen to In-Sync, early Brittney Spears or Wham! And for GOD'S SAKE don't let him anywhere near mistletoe!
UncleDave
06-11-2012, 18:10
Damn it man, here are the steps:
1. Revoke his man card, he doesn't deserve it any longer
2. Have him apply for Canadian citizenship in case things don't work out
3. Immediately contact a Bieber Deprogrammer, they are the only ones who can help
4. Monitor closely for 72 hours to make sure he doesn't start showing gay tendencies
And no matter what else happens, do NOT let him listen to In-Sync, early Brittney Spears or Wham! And for GOD'S SAKE don't let him anywhere near mistletoe!
That's pretty bold talk for a man who had a pink name-tag! [ROFL1]
That's pretty bold talk for a man who had a pink name-tag! [ROFL1]
Yea, but see that I NO LONGER HAVE it, I have been cured. Alleluia!
UncleDave
06-11-2012, 18:13
So counselling helps then?
Dave
yankeefan98121
06-11-2012, 18:33
Oh I already told him to turn in his Man Card, testicles, and give me some money so I can go buy him a training bra, tampons, and capris.
I'm thinking honor killing.
Looks like your down one brother and up one sister...
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL] I peed a little
tmjohnson
06-11-2012, 20:03
Well if he hasn't come out of the closet yet, he probably has an evening dress and high heels in the closet for sure
Tell him your actually getting into it. Then when you are both comfortably sitting down in his poster filled room, staring at the radio bobbing your heads to the Bieber beats.....straight punch him in the head and hope he learns a lesson.
hghclsswhitetrsh
06-11-2012, 21:23
I'm no doctor, but from reading your posts I think this shit is hereditary.
I'm no doctor, but from reading your posts I think this shit is hereditary.
fucking A!!!! I am LMAO right now[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
Tell him your actually getting into it. Then when you are both comfortably sitting down in his poster filled room, staring at the radio bobbing your heads to the Bieber beats.....straight punch him in the head and hope he learns a lesson.
I think the sad part is....Ronin might actually BE into it[ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2]
theGinsue
06-11-2012, 21:57
Sorry Ronin, there's no hope for him. If you really loved him you'd have him "put down" so he doesn't have to suffer.
airborneranger
06-11-2012, 21:59
I think Ronin is just making this shit up! My girls don't even like Bieber!
mevshooter
06-11-2012, 22:07
I would gladly take a $100 million net worth and Selena Gomez in exchange for being called a fag by every single person on the face of the planet.
Without question.
What I would NOT trade for, is being Canadian.
THAT is unacceptable.
And while I believe there is only one unforgivable sin... that comes pretty dang close.
I think Ronin is just making this shit up! My girls don't even like Bieber!
think it is a feeler to see if "we" find Bieber acceptable before he invites us all to his next denver show?[ROFL2]
airborneranger
06-12-2012, 07:04
think it is a feeler to see if "we" find Bieber acceptable before he invites us all to his next denver show?[ROFL2]
I think you may be on to something!
i heard bieber fever is contagious... within a week ronin will have full blown bieber fever and aids of course.. they go hand and hand
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