It's so hot today

[02ducky]

It's so hot outside I farted and stated a fire in my backyard




This is shaping up to be a nasty summer.

[yankeefan98121]

It's so hot outside I farted and stated a fire in my backyard




This is shaping up to be a nasty summer.


100 here in downtown [Peep]

[Sharpienads]

It's hotter than four foxes f**king in a forest fire.

And that's pretty dang hot.

[Tinelement]

Hate my life right now.....

Whatever the temp is outside, add 15 degrees in the shop!!!

[Mazin]

I was just thinking the same thing, its gonna be a brutal summer for fat boys.

[SuperiorDG]

Took the dog for a walk and he couldn't walk 10 feet on the black pavement without rolling over on his back and crying. He has some pretty tender feet.

[jscwerve]

At my desk/cube. No, there is no AC here. Picture taken 5 minutes ago.

http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv228/jscwerve/IMG_20120618_153122.jpg

[jackthewall81]

I have to run in this shit every day....

[trlcavscout]

No AC in my house. Its not to bad today, thermometer says 101 but ive been out doing yard work.

[SouthPaw]

Hotter than two mice f*cking in a wool sock.

[jackthewall81]

No AC in my house. Its not to bad today, thermometer says 101 but ive been out doing yard work.

Hmm. Really.

[yankeefan98121]

No AC in my house. Its not to bad today, thermometer says 101 but ive been out doing yard work.

GEEZ UZ, it gets to 86 in my place and I'm wining like a little 8iotch

[Wiggity]

It's so hot outside I farted and stated a fire in my backyard




Its so hot out side, I farted and cooled down the house.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Being in the hvac business days like today suck! Customers are pissed off, I'm pissedoff that their pissed off and because it's so hot. Damnit I cant wait to get home.

[trlcavscout]

Hmm. Really.

I am from Las Vegas, spent 5 years in Phoenix, in the Army it was FT. Knox from may-sept then the desert. I work outside everyday so the winter is what kills me i HATE the cold!

[trlcavscout]

GEEZ UZ, it gets to 86 in my place and I'm wining like a little 8iotch

Insides only like 87. My wifes been bitching about getting AC but the first chance i get i am heading back to the desert so i dont care. In Vegas we had AC and she bitched about the heat even with her inside job in the AC so she had to move here where its "cooler" now she wants me to drop the cash on AC, hell no! I wont even put her window AC unit in for her [ROFL1]

[Tinelement]

It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

[Mazin]

Being in the hvac business days like today suck! Customers are pissed off, I'm pissedoff that their pissed off and because it's so hot. Damnit I cant wait to get home.

But ohh Brother you are appriciated by me on days like today, got the house set @ 73. The only problem is I'm messing around in the garage. [Coffee]

[yankeefan98121]

Just walked to the shuttle from my office, I'm considering pissing myself to cool down and so people aren't next to me while on the shuttle or bus

[Great-Kazoo]

Outside sure, inside broke down, closed the windows and turned on the ac.
I took my shop thermometer and put it in front of the garage door yesteryear afternoon, it jumped to 110!! Good thing the shop is insulated.

[T-Giv]

This pop isn't working, Benny! I'm baking like a toasted Cheese-It! Anyone?

[JohnTRourke]

It's so hot outside I farted and stated a fire in my backyard




This is shaping up to be a nasty summer.

it's not even summer yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but yes, it's going to be bad.

[Monky]

Let's add some humidity to this and then see the bitching start..

bunch of sissies!

[micah360]

We moved into a house almost 5 years ago with no AC. We finally got central air installed last week and I have no idea how we survived that long without it. I got it set on 75 today and it's soooo nice... even the upstairs:)

[Tinelement]

Let's add some humidity to this and then see the bitching start..

bunch of sissies!

Must be from the midwest

[Mazin]

Let's add some humidity to this and then see the bitching start..

bunch of sissies!

Oh hell no I'am a sissy la la when it comes to Humidity.

[Monky]

Must be from the midwest

Nope grew up in Alabama and Georgia.. this is nothing!


Oh hell no I'am a sissy la la when it comes to Humidity.

I went for a run during lunch.. I'm pretty sure I'm still sweating from it.

[sniper7]

Let's add some humidity to this and then see the bitching start..

bunch of sissies!

I was thinking the same thing. definitely hot outside, but when you add in humidity then some complaining can happen!

I went shooting today[Tooth]

[patrick0685]

Let's add some humidity to this and then see the bitching start..

bunch of sissies!

thats when it truly sucks...dont miss that shit at all

[SuperiorDG]

It's so hot that I saw two squirrels pouring Gatorade on their nuts

It is so hot today that Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )

It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.

[waxthis]

I usually wait till its 85 plus inside before I turn mine one.
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/8e76cebb.jpg
Whats really cool is I can turn it turn on and adjust various settings with a phone app..
[Neene1]
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/stat.png

[Beer]

[tmleadr03]

Let me just say on this wonderful hot day, FUCK GM. A fan clutch on a 2008 vehicle? Really? WTF were you thinking you overpaid dumbass engineer? In a work truck no less so it has to run and not drive. Temp guage got up to 3/4 hot and even when driving wouldn't drop lowered then a line or two over half. This of course robs me of a shit ton of HP on this inline 5 engine since the fan cluck is locked up and it sounds like I am about to take off.

[Rooskibar03]

Its so hot I'm sweating like a Priest in a boys locker room.

[Dr_Fwd]

We moved into a house almost 5 years ago with no AC. We finally got central air installed last week and I have no idea how we survived that long without it. I got it set on 75 today and it's soooo nice... even the upstairs:)

Nice!

[sniper7]

It's soo hot I saw a fire hydrant with a sign that read: "all breeds welcome"

It's soo hot that water was evaporating at the public pool and the lifeguard took off the "no peeing in pool" sign to keep the water level up

It's soo hot, I turned on the hose to water and it burned the grass!


It's soo hot, all the FORDs turned on their A/C, overheated and broke down....wait, that happens anyways[Tooth]

[Tinelement]

Its so hot I'm sweating like a Priest in a boys locker room.

Lucky for me i happen to be in the boys locker room today!




















[Tooth]

[jer5930]

101 outside and 90 inside no AC. Its too hot.

[Ah Pook]

It's so hot, I'm sweating like a whore in church. [Sweat]


82˚ [Viking]

[Mtn.man]

It's so hot, I'm sweating like a whore in church. [Sweat]


82˚ [Viking]

Only Catholic Priests sweat in church.

[yankeefan98121]

It's soo hot I saw a fire hydrant with a sign that read: "all breeds welcome"

It's soo hot that water was evaporating at the public pool and the lifeguard took off the "no peeing in pool" sign to keep the water level up

It's soo hot, I turned on the hose to water and it burned the grass!


It's soo hot, all the FORDs turned on their A/C, overheated and broke down....wait, that happens anyways[Tooth]


hahahahahahaha eww [ROFL2]

[sabot_round]

It's hotter than five fat fags f**king in a fiat.

Fixed for you!!

[Rooskibar03]

I'm sweating more than a fat lady chasing an ice cream truck.

[Mtn.man]

The KKK has cancelled cross burning do to the heat.

[jackthewall81]

AC is running hard holding it at 70.... Global warming is real, it's not even July yet.

[islandermyk]

It's so hot, I'm sweating like a whore in church. [Sweat]


82˚ [Viking]

your not the only only one [ROFL1]

[Mtn.man]

Really u guys admit u b ho's.

[DD977GM2]

You guys area bunch of whiney lil babies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its not that bad out yet. Seriously it isnt. Its not even August yet.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves whining like this.
At least there isnt humidity.

[Mtn.man]

I just consider myself an "enthusiast"

[Mtn.man]

Yeah it's a Dry heat.

[yankeefan98121]

You guys area bunch of whiney lil babies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its not that bad out yet. Seriously it isnt. Its not even August yet.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves whining like this.
At least there isnt humidity.

Even though I do whine like a little girl, it really is not that hot out. There's actually a little breeze as well. Lived in Vegas through their summer, that's dry heat as well but when it's 110 out it's damn hot dry or not

[blacklabel]

I was sweating like a whore on dollar night today.

We got a window air conditioner for my sons room and now we need to get one for the master. I don't mind sweating like a dog but the lady gets "agitated".

[sniper7]

My wife keeps setting the temp to 72....so i put it back up to 75![Tooth]

I told her if she feels hot to go outside, then come back in and feel how nice 75 feels!

[DFBrews]

Frickin subi was overheating today with the ac on... Looks like a tstat is In my future... I don't even know where the hell to find the damn thing.

[sniper7]

Frickin subi was overheating today with the ac on... Looks like a tstat is In my future... I don't even know where the hell to find the damn thing.

just got to the nearest lesbian bar. any of them can tell you pretty much anything you want to know about Subarus.[tooth]

[Gunner]

I'm dieing down here.

[jmg8550]

I'm not gonna complain about the heat. A friend of mine was stationed at 29 Palms in the middle of the Mojave (hottest place on earth). And all the troops overseas who are in the heat with full gear on. We have it pretty good.

[tmleadr03]

Frickin subi was overheating today with the ac on... Looks like a tstat is In my future... I don't even know where the hell to find the damn thing.

Bottom radiator hose where it goes into the block.

[Monky]

Just finished running 100m shuttle sprints.. 17.48s!

I want to puke now.

[Irving]

This is why I only run at night. I don't deal well with heat. No AC in my car, and thank god I covered up the sunroof just yesterday. I took my shirt off as soon as I got into my car after work, and my wife beater was soaked by the time I got home.

[jerrymrc]

We have one small window AC for the 1700' house. It is a Bi-level and if you cool it off good at night then shut it up and turn on the AC it does pretty well.

Today it got to 95 here and I was doing fine. Got home at 3pm and it was 74 inside. At 6pm it was 76 upstairs and cooler downstairs but then the daughter that is visiting started the washing machine and the dryer.[Bang] So I just went ahead and opened it up. got to 84 quick.

Just like anything one has to think. Want to run the dryer/dishwasher? do it between 11pm and 5am.

[islandermyk]

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/34ad59a7.jpg

[ROFL1]

[J]

Thats awesome.

[yankeefan98121]

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/34ad59a7.jpg (http://http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/34ad59a7.jpg)

[ROFL1]


effin awesome!!

[sniper7]

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/34ad59a7.jpg (http://http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/34ad59a7.jpg)

[ROFL1]


[ROFL1]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

I'm gona print this out and put on my wall at work tomorrow!!!! [ROFL1] [ROFL3]

[Ridge]

Jesus it's still 90 outside. Not going to be sleeping well tonight, either, it seems...

[J]

Jesus it's still 90 outside. Not going to be sleeping well tonight, either, it seems...

I hear ya. I have AC, but I will literally go broke if I keep the house how I like all the time. Most nights, we try to open windows and use fans to cool us. I think tonight might be a bit warm, despite that.

[Ridge]

Last night was pretty cool, but I still kept waking up all night soaked in what I would assume to be sweat.

[Ridge]

Also, HTC weather app is telling me it's 97 right now in Aurora.

[Sharpienads]

I was just watching Lizard Lick Towing and the guy said:

"It's hotter than a mess of callard greens on a back burner on a $4 stove"

[ROFL1]

[ray1970]

I'm about 90 miles south east of Houston and it was about 78 degrees today. Heard it was a scorcher along the front range. How messed up is that? [Dunno]

[Ridge]

I was just watching Lizard Lick Towing and the guy said:

"It's hotter than a mess of callard greens on a back burner on a $4 stove"

[ROFL1]

I want to find the guy that greenlit that show and stab him over and over again with a rusty, aids infested fork.

[sniper7]

I'm about 90 miles south east of Houston and it was about 78 degrees today. Heard it was a scorcher along the front range. How messed up is that? [Dunno]

some days it is amazing!!! I have been in the dirty south where it was 80 and it was 100 here.

[Monky]

This is why I only run at night. I don't deal well with heat. No AC in my car, and thank god I covered up the sunroof just yesterday. I took my shirt off as soon as I got into my car after work, and my wife beater was soaked by the time I got home.

I wish you lived closer so i'd have someone to run with.. I feel so alone.

I did discover that my neighbor just joined my crossfit place. Wondered why she looked so familiar (she has a work schedule weirder than mine).

[Irving]

You're not missing out on much, since I spend 3x as long getting ready to run, as I do actually running.

[trlcavscout]

You guys should come up here and run with us, its safer unless you trip in the corn field [ROFL1]

[Irving]

What could be safer than running on and around Federal Blvd in the dark?


I was going to give you a hard time about having Coyotes, but I've been in spitting distance from one, while being within rock throwing distance of my house. AND...that bear that got tranqued back in March was ON one of my running paths.

[sniper7]

You guys should come up here and run with us, its safer unless you trip in the corn field [ROFL1]

or when the coyotes attack! or you fall in the giant p-dog holes! damn things are the size of man-bear-pig!!![ROFL1]

[KevDen2005]

Very hot. My friend and I shoveled 10 tons of gravel into my backyard. Drank lots and lots of water.

[Lex_Luthor]

Warped Tour was stupid hot. Yesterday was even hotter. I was sweating just teaching kung fu class, trying NOT to move too much so I wouldn't sweat all over the place.

[Larry Ashcraft]

104 in Pueblo yesterday.

We don't have AC in our house, but usually it stays about 20 degrees below outside temp (we have lots of trees), EXCEPT during canning season.

I'm on my way to Lowe's in a few minutes to buy a big swamper, cause no salsa is going to get made this summer if I don't.

My family left Kentucky in 1888 for Colorado. After visiting there when my SIL was in the Army, I couldn't understand why my family left there.

UNTIL, one 4th of July weekend we volunteered to fly back and help SIL build a fence. I was never so glad to step out of the plane at COS airport.

[tmleadr03]

Warped Tour was stupid hot. Yesterday was even hotter. I was sweating just teaching kung fu class, trying NOT to move too much so I wouldn't sweat all over the place.

Back when I was doing TKD we shared a space in a gym with the aerobics class. They would be in there first. This was on the top floor and there was one vent for building ac. We would show up, close all the windows and torture ourselves. During the summer it would get up past 90 in there while we worked out. Wasn't a day that I did not come out of that class with my entire uniform completely soaked.

[Lex_Luthor]

Yeah my kids were complaining about the heat and I told them they're lucky because I already turned on the AC. They said, "You did?" To which I replied by pointing at the open door. [Muaha]

[tmleadr03]

Yeah my kids were complaining about the heat and I told them they're lucky because I already turned on the AC. They said, "You did?" To which I replied by pointing at the open door. [Muaha]

My instructor was retired Marine from Vietnam. His response was always "You think you are going to get to chose when you fight? It's going to be cold, it's going to be hot, you are not going to be hydrated or stretched out and someone is going to attack you."

In the winter we would open the window. This is in WI too. He would throw out his back and come teach class anyways.

I need to find someone like that for my daughters when they are old enough to start going.

[Lex_Luthor]

We might be opening a school in Aurora in the future...

[SuperiorDG]

We might be opening a school in Aurora in the future...

Hey Lex I was thinking about getting into this marshal arts thing for the exercise. But I'm worried about there being a bunch of sweaty guys rolling around together on the ground and shit. I don't think I could deal with that. What is it that you folks do in your branch of marshal arts?

[Monky]

Hey Lex I was thinking about getting into this marshal arts thing for the exercise. But I'm worried about there being a bunch of sweaty guys rolling around together on the ground and shit. I don't think I could deal with that. What is it that you folks do in your branch of marshal arts?

I really hope that's sarcasm I see in that post..

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Yeah there's a reason why Jiu jitsu and muay Thai are the most effective. Atrial art there is... If you're that big of a homophobe I dunno what to tell you.

[tmleadr03]

I really hope that's sarcasm I see in that post..

Personally I like it, but only if I dont have to wear a shirt.

[Lex_Luthor]

Yeah there's a reason why Jiu jitsu and muay Thai are the most effective. Atrial art there is... If you're that big of a homophobe I dunno what to tell you.

That's only an opinion. There are some good things about those arts, but there are also things missing from them. Again, my opinion is based on my own experience.

[Lex_Luthor]

Wow, this thread started off hot and now there's sweaty men rolling around together...

WHOA!

[Monky]

Nothing like being choked out with a crotch in your face...

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

That's only an opinion. There are some good things about those arts, but there are also things missing from them. Again, my opinion is based on my own experience.

Mine to, and I respect all arts I was merely responding to the "rolling around on the ground with dudes" comment. No offense meant.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Wow, this thread started off hot and now there's sweaty men rolling around together...

WHOA!

[Beer]

[Lex_Luthor]

None taken. Just expressing a differing opinion. :)

[rondog]

Hotter than a whorehouse on 2-for-1 night.

[waxthis]

Hotter than a whorehouse on 2-for-1 night.


They have those...:confused:

[Ridge]

Wow, this thread started off hot and now there's sweaty men rolling around together...

WHOA!

http://i.imgur.com/DlBJ7.png

[tmleadr03]

They have those...:confused:

When I lived in Vegas I heard on the radio the cat house in pahrump was offering a two for one special for the next 50 military guys.

[SuperiorDG]

When I lived in Vegas I heard on the radio the cat house in pahrump was offering a two for one special for the next 50 military guys.

Only a good deal if you are the first one there.[Muaha]

[SuperiorDG]

I really hope that's sarcasm I see in that post..

Just giving Lex a little crap. Only kidding with you guys.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Just giving Lex a little crap. Only kidding with you guys.

[Beer]

[Tinelement]

Wow, this thread started off hot and now there's sweaty men rolling around together...

WHOA!


Nothing like being choked out with a crotch in your face...


So weird! Just checked this thread.

We are fabricating naked today.....

HHHOOOOOTTTTTT! Up in here.


[ROFL1]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I got to a house this morning right at 8 am and her house was 87 degrees and complaining about how hot it was. I said why didn't you open the Windows last night or right now cause its still 55 degrees outside. Her response - takes to long to cool the house that way... Hmmm ac isn't working yet you keep the Windows closed when its 30 degrees cooler out side? Mmmkay.

[Monky]

My mother called me today. Asking me to come back home for the weekend for my birthday.. it was 11am there..90 degrees and 70% humidity. I laughed at her. Told her it was 65 here and about 7% humidity.

Why would I voluntarily subject myself to that shit! [Beer]

[Ridge]

Last night was so nice. Finally got a whole night's sleep. Been unable to sleep the previous few nights.

Today is cool as well, which is a welcome break.

[Byte Stryke]

52 f here at work today
86 outside
nothing is on fire

Having a great time.. wish you were here!

[Monky]

nothing is on fire

Having a great time.. wish you were here!

Just had to throw in that fire comment.

[02ducky]

Gonna bump this so everybody can bitch about the freaking weather this weekend.

Already over the heat and can't wait for fall.

[yankeefan98121]

my ac still running, doubt I'll turn it off tonight.

Might as well lube my ass now while I'm waiting for the xcel bill

wonder if they take silver change[ROFL1] [ROFL2] [ROFL3] [LOL] [Flower]

[sniper7]

107 today was read by the vehicles OAT sensor.

house did pretty good...A/C did turn on a couple times and is currently on getting the house cooled down for bed time. house is very efficient and usually holds 75 on 100 degree days without the A/C coming on.

[argonstrom]

It's hotter than a sliced jalapeno enema.

[Mazin]

It's hotter than a sliced jalapeno enema.

[ROFL1]

Yea I have the house @ 75 during the day but I drop it to anywhere between 69-71 at night, I'm a cold sleeper.

[Buckaroobonsai]

The 7 day forecast calls for mid 90's to the 100's as a high everyday. After that we get a cool break with a high of only 92*. Betcha bryjcom is running around like crazy servicing AC's and making some good moola!

[Dance]

[tmleadr03]

The 7 day forecast calls for mid 90's to the 100's as a high everyday. After that we get a cool break with a high of only 92*. Betcha bryjcom is running around like crazy servicing AC's and making some good moola!

[Dance]

I wish I had an AC machine for the truck!

[yankeefan98121]

I wish I had an AC machine for the truck!

Damn that fucking sucks man

[Richard K]

Yeah it's a Dry heat.

Yeah, so is an oven!

[UncleDave]

This is nothing. I used to live in Palm Springs 110 by 0900

[02ducky]

1213 and it's 90 degrees, gonna be hot, hot, hot today.

[Bailey Guns]

My house is one of those good news/bad news things.

Good news... It get's a s**tload of sun in the winter and even on the coldest days, as long as there's sun, it gets nice and warm.

Bad news... It get's the same sun in the summer.

Today I'm hauling firewood to get a jump on the winter heating season. It's a pain in the ass now but I'll appreciate it later.

85 deg in Bailey right now. That's hot up here.

[Ridge]

Was going to continue car shopping today. Yesterday left me whipped, though. Just gonna stay home instead.

[yankeefan98121]

Was going to continue car shopping today. Yesterday left me whipped, though. Just gonna stay home instead.

craigslist [AR15]

[sniper7]

craigslist [AR15]

yep, that is the way to do it. I am looking for a third vehicle right now!

[tmleadr03]

Was going to continue car shopping today. Yesterday left me whipped, though. Just gonna stay home instead.

Wanna buy a TDI?

[Ridge]

Wanna buy a TDI?

I'll take a look at your ad.

[yankeefan98121]

ac's been running since 9 this morning, very nice here at the ho camp

[Squeeze]

http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i445/TangoDownPro/Hotterthanthis.jpg

[Byte Stryke]

http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i445/TangoDownPro/Hotterthanthis.jpg


your happy sock?


eww

[islandermyk]

It's so hot out I saw two trees fighting over a dog [ROFL1]

[lex137]

I am not looking forward to working in this kind of heat all summer!!!

[jackthewall81]

I am not looking forward to working in this kind of heat all summer!!!

Me neither brother.

[BigDee]

Last summer was the last summer of not having A/C for me. The A/C costs a lot to run but 73 inside while it's 100+ outside is definitely worth the expense.

[jackthewall81]

Last summer was the last summer of not having A/C for me. The A/C costs a lot to run but 73 inside while it's 100+ outside is definitely worth the expense.

I hear ya. I hate running my A/C, but right now it is necessary..... Not excited to see my bill later this month...