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Tinelement
06-18-2012, 16:13
I just pissed, you just pissed, no one washed their hands...........
but i just took a chew from you
[Puke][Puke][Puke]
68Charger
06-18-2012, 16:31
Reminds me of the bathrooms here at work, I've considered putting up a sign on the inside of the bathroom door that says:
"why don't you just wipe your dick on the door on the way out, since you didn't wash your hands anyway"
or something to the effect of them wanting a HJ by proxy from every guy in the office...
Tinelement
06-18-2012, 16:33
Reminds me of the bathrooms here at work, I've considered putting up a sign on the inside of the bathroom door that says:
"why don't you just wipe your dick on the door on the way out, since you didn't wash your hands anyway"
or something to the effect of them wanting a HJ by proxy from every guy in the office...
Thats what i'm looking for.....
Its hot and we are drinking.....
Rooskibar03
06-18-2012, 16:33
The same jackass at work who takes a dump every day at 9:30 and refuses to flush a second time to wash away the streaks.
Is it that dam hard to push a little button?
CrufflerSteve
06-18-2012, 16:35
If you work in an office appalling personal hygiene does get noticed. Being a closed building there are a bunch of rent a cops wandering around. One of them is known as 'The Guy Who Never Washes His Hands'. If that title is used most anybody working here knows who it is.
Steve
68Charger
06-18-2012, 16:42
Thats what i'm looking for.....
Its hot and we are drinking.....
sounds like a good idea, (the drinking part, not the swapping fromunda cheese) been a crappy day, and I've got 40 miles to drive home with no AC [Bang] (my own fault, haven't gotten around to swapping the evap coil to fix it- because it's a PITA)
and yesterday, I took the truck to pick up a horse from training, and the AC was out in it, too (doesn't get driven much)
personal hygiene is a must, I just don't understand how people can live with themselves and go eat after they just hung on to their dick...and it isn't even that really....it is the tiny tiny little spray of piss that bounces back off the urinal and onto your hands. disgusting.
I always use a paper towel or my shoe to open the door.
sabot_round
06-18-2012, 17:47
Speaking about gross...once I had a friend that always bummed a "dip" from me but never had any. One day we happened to be in the latrine taking a piss, and I took my cope can out of my pocket (didn't have much left in it) and pissed in it. He asked: "Hey what are you doing?" My reply: " How'd you think I keep it moist?" Nevertheless, he never ask me for a dip again!!
Speaking about gross...once I had a friend that always bummed a "dip" from me but never had any. One day we happened to be in the latrine taking a piss, and I took my cope can out of my pocket (didn't have much left in it) and pissed in it. He asked: "Hey what are you doing?" My reply: " How'd you think I keep it moist?" Nevertheless, he never ask me for a dip again!!
AHAHAHAHAHA [ROFL1]
Speaking about gross...once I had a friend that always bummed a "dip" from me but never had any. One day we happened to be in the latrine taking a piss, and I took my cope can out of my pocket (didn't have much left in it) and pissed in it. He asked: "Hey what are you doing?" My reply: " How'd you think I keep it moist?" Nevertheless, he never ask me for a dip again!!
[ROFL2] that's awesome
spqrzilla
06-18-2012, 18:16
If I wash my hands, my dick just thinks I'm dissing it. And it knows I did it, even if my pants are zipped up.
Tinelement
06-18-2012, 18:27
Speaking about gross...once I had a friend that always bummed a "dip" from me but never had any. One day we happened to be in the latrine taking a piss, and I took my cope can out of my pocket (didn't have much left in it) and pissed in it. He asked: "Hey what are you doing?" My reply: " How'd you think I keep it moist?" Nevertheless, he never ask me for a dip again!!
Now that is just mean.... [ROFL1]
But it is is not gross if its your own pee.
[Peek]
Tinelement
06-18-2012, 18:47
But it is is not gross if its your own pee.
[Peek]
Right.
Cause it's your dog!
stevelkinevil
06-18-2012, 19:58
and folks think I have OCD because I wash my hands constantly at work.
I just don't piss on my hands. [LOL]
DSB OUTDOORS
06-18-2012, 20:14
I just don't piss on my hands. [LOL]
^^^^ This!! [Coffee]
jreifsch80
06-18-2012, 20:30
whats gross in every way are those creeps that hide in port-a-johns to take pictures
whats gross in every way are those creeps that hide in port-a-johns to take pictures
then jump out and have the cops not grab them...I wouldn't either! fuck that!
yes...that is the boulder guy reference. some people have serious issues.
I just don't piss on my hands. [LOL]
I bet you do! maybe not directly, but the splashback certainly gets on your hand(s)...unless you happen to be one of the little pecker people who don't use their hands and there is not chance for the fire hose effect.[Tooth]
hghclsswhitetrsh
06-18-2012, 22:52
Speaking about gross...once I had a friend that always bummed a "dip" from me but never had any. One day we happened to be in the latrine taking a piss, and I took my cope can out of my pocket (didn't have much left in it) and pissed in it. He asked: "Hey what are you doing?" My reply: " How'd you think I keep it moist?" Nevertheless, he never ask me for a dip again!!
Oh man, that is so awesome!
I bet you do! maybe not directly, but the splashback certainly gets on your hand(s)...unless you happen to be one of the little pecker people who don't use their hands and there is not chance for the fire hose effect.[Tooth]
When it hangs down it hangs down.. right into the water.. splash back doesn't hit that far.
Newton was right about gravity.. it has an effect on mass.
now just cause you can't clear your zipper don't be a hater [ROFL1]
When it hangs down it hangs down.. right into the water.. splash back doesn't hit that far.
Newton was right about gravity.. it has an effect on mass.
now just cause you can't clear your zipper don't be a hater [ROFL1]
concerning your "mass", I'm surprised it isn't inverted[ROFL1]
if you are laying pipe in the water of the urinal you need to be one of the guys that goes into the stall to let it all hang! and I've never heard or seen you in a stall next to ME! because of that I am going to have to call BS!!![ROFL1]
yankeefan98121
06-19-2012, 00:27
personal hygiene is a must, I just don't understand how people can live with themselves and go eat after they just hung on to their dick...and it isn't even that really....it is the tiny tiny little spray of piss that bounces back off the urinal and onto your hands. disgusting.
I always use a paper towel or my shoe to open the door.
I'm so damn OCD about using the paper towel to open the door. It got to the point that there was a trash can that was brought into the restroom cause there wasn't anywhere to toss it so I brought one in. Put it by the door, toss the paper towel on the way out, done. It only took a few days for the janitorial staff to catch on that the can was wanted/needed where it was.
Speaking about gross...once I had a friend that always bummed a "dip" from me but never had any. One day we happened to be in the latrine taking a piss, and I took my cope can out of my pocket (didn't have much left in it) and pissed in it. He asked: "Hey what are you doing?" My reply: " How'd you think I keep it moist?" Nevertheless, he never ask me for a dip again!!
F that's awesome! hahahaha [Muaha][ROFL1]
I'm so damn OCD about using the paper towel to open the door. It got to the point that there was a trash can that was brought into the restroom cause there wasn't anywhere to toss it so I brought one in. Put it by the door, toss the paper towel on the way out, done. It only took a few days for the janitorial staff to catch on that the can was wanted/needed where it was.
F that's awesome! hahahaha [Muaha][ROFL1]
meh...I'll throw the paper towel on the floor. I really dont care as long as I don;t have to touch the handle.
yankeefan98121
06-19-2012, 00:45
meh...I'll throw the paper towel on the floor. I really dont care as long as I don;t have to touch the handle.
I'll do that anywhere else, but this is at work. Can't be my true douchbag self in a professional environment, gotta keep it together somewhat [ROFL1]
TheBelly
06-19-2012, 01:53
When it hangs down it hangs down.. right into the water.. splash back doesn't hit that far.
Newton was right about gravity.. it has an effect on mass.
now just cause you can't clear your zipper don't be a hater [ROFL1]
Dude, just because you can hump a cheerio and not break it....
jreifsch80
06-19-2012, 02:11
imagine a lady not washing her hands at work after changing her tampon haha yuck!
imagine a lady not washing her hands at work after changing her tampon haha yuck!
Did you have to go there? [ROFL1]
mcantar18c
06-19-2012, 06:52
So I was downtown at the bars the other night (couple months ago actually), my buddies and I were walking down the sidewalk and I heard a guy puking so I looked over and there was some trailer trash lookin dude bent over the big fountain puking his bar tab out into it. As he straightened up and started to walk away, some other drunk guy walks up to the fountain and rinses his face off in it not 2ft from where the guy just puked. Didn't seem like he even realized it.
mcantar18c
06-19-2012, 06:58
And I'm soooo using that idea about the dip can. There's one douche here that ALWAYS bums from me and never makes good on it.
yankeefan98121
06-19-2012, 07:24
So I was downtown at the bars the other night (couple months ago actually), my buddies and I were walking down the sidewalk and I heard a guy puking so I looked over and there was some trailer trash lookin dude bent over the big fountain puking his bar tab out into it. As he straightened up and started to walk away, some other drunk guy walks up to the fountain and rinses his face off in it not 2ft from where the guy just puked. Didn't seem like he even realized it.
aww man! f**king gross!
imagine a lady not washing her hands at work after changing her tampon haha yuck!
that's disgusting man hahahaha [ROFL1][ROFL2]
:eek:
[scuba]
[Wow2]
Lex_Luthor
06-19-2012, 09:02
Once, at work, I went into the stall to drop the Obamas off at the pool and the guy next to me was finishing up. He didn't flush and also didn't wash his hands! WTF is wrong with some people?!
DD977GM2
06-19-2012, 09:32
Isnt your dick cleaner then you hands are? WHy not wash you hands first?
Then a quick rinse?
I hated with a passion the guys at the rigs who would take a shit and not wash their hands then come and touch your stuff or whatever. It was fucking nasty.
I once got in a fight because a POS mudlogger came into our shack and took his morning dump then rummaged through my bowl of candies. I told him to take the fucking candy now because he was was slob and he came at me. I got some good licks in and after that, he took his dump in another shack but the guy said he washed his hands everytime after too.
whiskeyjack
06-19-2012, 09:36
doing some water stuff and a log floats up from one of the guys. I swear to god if we found out who did it he was gonna get his ass kicked but who ever did it wouldnt fess up.
Finding out that the chili you just ate in the blind tasting for the company chili cookoff was made by the guy that smells like he never showers and you know does not wash his hands in the john
Here is one to use on the kids after dinner... kinda gross. Take a big sip of water and give them a hug. Durring said hug make a wretching sound and let it flow over their shoulder. My dad said it was payback for his favorite shirt.
concerning your "mass", I'm surprised it isn't inverted[ROFL1]
if you are laying pipe in the water of the urinal you need to be one of the guys that goes into the stall to let it all hang! and I've never heard or seen you in a stall next to ME! because of that I am going to have to call BS!!![ROFL1]
Don't worry.. I call BS on it too.. I'd be afraid of passing out every time I got a boner if it hung down in the water..
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