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If you were to be given a million dollars what the heck would you buy?
yankeefan98121
06-22-2012, 23:17
whore's!
Bailey Guns
06-22-2012, 23:18
whore's!
Like...2 really nice ones? Or half a million skanky ones?
UncleDave
06-22-2012, 23:21
I always wanted to do two chicks at the same time. I figure if I had a million bucks I could make that happen.
Bailey Guns
06-22-2012, 23:24
With that kinda money you might even be able to afford 3.
UncleDave
06-22-2012, 23:24
http://youtu.be/A939QRRSNV4
Use it to try and make another million dollars. Like rabbits and exponential growth. [Coffee]
What would you do with $10 or $100 or $1 Trillion? Money is only worth what you do with it. If you aren't doing it with what you have, then you won't do it well with a million. The more you have, the more you want. Most people have a difficult time distinguishing between wants and needs (including me).
Read all of the lottery horror stories. Joy is in your head and heart, not in a bank or your wallet.
netsecsys
06-23-2012, 00:08
Buy a small-scale farm, pre-pay the taxes for ten years, pay off all my debt.
I always wanted to do two chicks at the same time. I figure if I had a million bucks I could make that happen.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
I love that movie
GilpinGuy
06-23-2012, 00:24
Pay off my house, then whores, then a few more whorebsk;okijhgpijrtaso;igjho;trjh
My wife j ust walked in.......[LOL]
clublights
06-23-2012, 03:34
I always wanted to do two chicks at the same time. I figure if I had a million bucks I could make that happen.
NICE office space cut in !!! [ROFL1]
PC Load Letter What the f#$% does that mean
Rucker61
06-23-2012, 03:40
On the more serious side, I'd heavily fund two college educations, upgrade the house to have a three car garage, buy my wife that new car, fund a couple of patent ideas and stick the rest into savings.
lpgasman
06-23-2012, 06:00
I would buy some of dat new fangled white under wear, you know, the ones that don't have that yeller front, and brown back. (Toothless smile)
eddiemed
06-23-2012, 06:18
I would buy more guns, move. Get a huge garage!!!![Driver]
ruthabagah
06-23-2012, 06:40
1 - Buy/build a bunker in a remote place (former missile silo)
2 - stuff it with all I need
3 - Wait for the apocalypse....
Scratch # 3 and edit with
3 - Wait for the apocalypse with some whore
Invest it, draw an annuity on that investment, and hopefully never have to work a day again in my life.
Maybe make a few repairs on my truck too. [Coffee]
throw a bunch into some college funds for my baby and future other rascals.
save a good amount. invest the rest into land
A million bucks? Pay off family's and my debts. Get some maintenance done on the car. Purchase a wish list gun. Help a few friends out. Throw the rest in a retirement account and don't touch.
buy a property to build on (retirement/hideaway), pay off houses, and vehicles, and invest what is left.
I'd keep going to school down here, but I'd buy all the houses, kick all the stupid people out and replace them with hot whores... [LOL]
Nah... I'd fund my two patent ideas, buy the AMS 12 (street legal car that can do the 1/4 mile in under 9 seconds...), and tell the wife to have fun investing the rest. [Beer]
FNoo2r1q_0A
blacklabel
06-23-2012, 08:19
Invest it, draw an annuity on that investment, and hopefully never have to work a day again in my life.
This. I'd pay off our debt and invest the rest as safely as possible with the hopes of living off the interest. OK, I'd probably buy a couple of new toys too.
yankeefan98121
06-23-2012, 08:24
Like...2 really nice ones? Or half a million skanky ones?
I would probably go with two skanky ones and pray I don't get aids
islandermyk
06-23-2012, 08:25
I'd buy a gas station and start a small ammo manufacturing company[Tooth]
islandermyk
06-23-2012, 08:26
I'd be able to support both my loves *Racing and shooting*[Love4]
Pay off the bills, buils a house on a couple hundred acres and enjoy not being around people.
Sharpienads
06-23-2012, 08:45
I would buy www.ar-15.co/forums and have the mods do my bidding. [Muaha]
http://i.imgur.com/dyCZs.jpg
yankeefan98121
06-23-2012, 09:23
M3's are just plain sexy!
Mmhmm, I love me some E46.
yankeefan98121
06-23-2012, 09:27
Mmhmm, I love me some E46.
Yup, would love to put my stick in that tailpipe!
jackthewall81
06-23-2012, 09:31
Buy some land and a nice selfsufficient house, preferably solar. Build a bomb shelter and stock it with everything I need. Buy a small successful business and become the CEO/owner and then save the rest.
theGinsue
06-23-2012, 18:45
Mountain property!
BPTactical
06-23-2012, 19:06
My freedom.
From debt
Tinelement
06-23-2012, 19:10
New house in the sticks with my shop out the back door!!
Dream, dream, dream, dream, drrrreeeeeeaaaaaamm!
Buy A LOT of ammo, buy all of my friends a nice gift, and toss the remainder in a High interest savings account,
wrestler034
06-23-2012, 19:21
Nice house with ~40 acres backing to the national forest, truck, boat, and a few more guns. A Few things to make the wife happy. College for the kids, the rest would be for retirement.
Wouldn't buy anything cause I'd just have to sell it down the road to pay bills, bills I built back up after wiping out my debt with the million and more taxes to pay cause eventually my 24% from my paycheck and 8.25% on goods isn't enough.[Rant2]
Byte Stryke
06-23-2012, 19:40
I'd keep going to school down here, but I'd buy all the houses, kick all the stupid people out and replace them with hot whores...
why is everyone so fascinated with all of my ex-girlfriends?
[ROFL1]
Uberjager
06-23-2012, 19:45
Yup, would love to put my stick in that tailpipe!
I love the E46 M3 a lot, but not that much.[Tooth]
I'd get a current gen 335xi, pay my way through school, and then put my stick in this tailpipe repeatedly:
http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq137/uberjager/good_stuff-1.jpg
I love the E46 M3 a lot, but not that much.[Tooth]
I'd get a current gen 335xi, pay my way through school, and then put my stick in this tailpipe repeatedly:
http://3dfap.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1305568821719.jpg
Umm.....wow.
10mm-man
06-23-2012, 20:11
http://youtu.be/A939QRRSNV4
[ROFL1][ROFL2]
10mm-man
06-23-2012, 20:18
I'd keep going to school down here, but I'd buy all the houses, kick all the stupid people out and replace them with hot whores... [LOL]
Nah... I'd fund my two patent ideas, buy the AMS 12 (street legal car that can do the 1/4 mile in under 9 seconds...), and tell the wife to have fun investing the rest. [Beer]
FNoo2r1q_0A
Technically 8 sec car!! Bad a$$... How much?
If you were to be given a million dollars what the heck would you buy?
I guess I'd be buying someone....a thank you card.
Technically 8 sec car!! Bad a$$... How much?
It runs the price of the car plus a $100k. To have the fastest road going machine.... I think it's worth it. You can find GT-R's for $60k. So, you can drop $160k on a GT-R with everything in it still working like it left the factory (one of the tuning companies big things) and blow the doors off any car you pulled up next to, including the Bugatti.... Ya, totally worth it. [Beer]
Inconel710
06-23-2012, 21:50
I'd be pretty boring with it - invest it all in a well diversified portfolio of ETFs and pull $75k a year off it for the rest of my life. That'll buy a few toys.
Zundfolge
06-23-2012, 22:06
I'd be pretty boring with it - invest it all in a well diversified portfolio of ETFs and pull $75k a year off it for the rest of my life. That'll buy a few toys.
Considering the condition of the market I'd stay FAR away from paper.
I'd probably convert half of it to gold, pay off the house and maybe buy an old Jeep and some mountain property.
Pay off the house and outstanding bills. Buy a new truck and take the family on a 2 or 3 week cruise. Save the rest.
BushMasterBoy
06-23-2012, 22:12
I'd buy all the gold I could. And maybe a gold producing property here in Colorado. House is paid for, I have nice trucks. I love the idea of being that financially secure, and spending my time acquiring more gold!
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