Sucks to be him...

[TFOGGER]

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Sex/man-plagued-porn-induced-headaches/story?id=16678155#.T-8R0bVYsXs



A man plagued by porn-induced headaches has to take painkillers 30 minutes before watching the X-rated movies, according to a case study. a The unnamed "unmarried male software professional," 24, complained of "severe, exploding" headaches that developed gradually and peaked 10 minutes into the sexy scenes.

[StagLefty]

Whew-Thanks-I just saved the cost of an office visit [ROFL1]

[Adawg38]

I lose my hearing when watching the porn. That way when the wife is yelling at me asking me what I am watching, I actually have the excuse "oh sorry hun, what was that you were saying?"

[ray1970]

Porn makes parts of my body turn orange. Haven't quite figured out why.

On a side note, has anyone seen my Cheetos? [Coffee]

[El Caballo Loco]

Check your bean bag chair.

[rutz777]

hahahaha

[lifeon2]

ray I feel for you man I suffer from the same affliction, on a side note I'm a doritos fan I dont see how anyone can eat cheetos [Tooth]

[Fist_gonzo]

Porn makes parts of my body turn orange. Haven't quite figured out why.
On a side note, has anyone seen my Cheetos? [Coffee]

[ROFL2]

[Uberjager]

For some reason I get really bad carpal tunnel syndrome after watching porn, but the weird thing is that it's only in my dominant hand...

[ray1970]

For some reason I get really bad carpal tunnel syndrome after watching porn, but the weird thing is that it's only in my dominant hand...

You should switch off some time. It's like having her sister come over. [Beer]

[02ducky]

My palms grow hair. I need to cut that pron thing out today, could you imagine having exploding headaches and hairy plams? What a mess!

[Adawg38]

You should switch off some time. It's like having her sister come over. [Beer]
Or just sit on your hand for 5 mins and it's like a total stranger.

[Ah Pook]

Ohh my head. OHH my head! OHHHH MY HEAD!!! http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_6473.gif

[BPTactical]

I think this just means he is a dickhead and suffers from premature ejaculation.

[Coffee]




That was a good one Ray[Beer]

[Danimal]

I had a friend in the military that had this problem. We all told him that he was being smitten by God because he was one of those guys that went to strip clubs on a weekly basis and it happened like two weeks before we pulled into Pattaya Beach Thailand.

[Scanker19]

Or just sit on your hand for 5 mins and it's like a total stranger.

Or put a rubber band on "yourself", then it's a reverse stranger.

I'm surprise he makes it ten minutes. I don't have all day to watch porn.