Never go full retard!

[Ronin13]

I saw these a few weeks ago at Red Rocks in the parking lot before a concert, and thought they looked dumb, but then I saw it this morning- While driving in Lakewood, on a girl...
http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sunstashe04.jpg
WTF? What is this all about anyway? Why are mustaches so "cool" now? I don't find it cute, or funny, it only makes the person look retarded... and not a little bit, full retard. What's that line from Tropic Thunder? "You never go full retard!" And girls with fake (one hopes) mustaches? Do they want to be men? What next, do they want to pee standing up too? [Bang]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Do they want to be men? What next, do they want to pee standing up too? [Bang]

They already do...

http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-Portable-Reusable-Funnel/dp/B001DTRVTK

Sorry can't upload the pic.

[Cman]

They already do...

http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-Portable-Reusable-Funnel/dp/B001DTRVTK

Sorry can't upload the pic.

Beat me to it!

[yankeefan98121]

They already do...

http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-Portable-Reusable-Funnel/dp/B001DTRVTK

Sorry can't upload the pic.

hahahahaha that's fukin awesome!!! Now I know what's in those big purses at the bar! [ROFL1] [ROFL2] [ROFL3]

[Zundfolge]

Goofy hipsters ... can't tell the difference between "Ironic" and "Retarded".

[Ronin13]

They already do...

http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-Portable-Reusable-Funnel/dp/B001DTRVTK

Sorry can't upload the pic.

Sweet merciful Jesus! [LOL]


F***ing idiot hipsters ... can't tell the difference between "Ironic" and "Retarded".
Fixed for you... SMH.

[DD977GM2]

She is hot though[Tooth][Pepsi]

[airborneranger]

My daughters think those things are cool - they are 11 and 9 so I think it is ok for them.

[BPTactical]

Ronin, given the title to this thread and your avatar........................yes, its that obvious[Tooth]

[mcantar18c]

Stache or not, I'd hit that (girl in the pic).

[Ronin13]

Stache or not, I'd hit that (girl in the pic).

Eeew, hipsters are almost as bad as hippies! You probably couldn't find her um starts with c and ends with 'lit'... it's like really complicated and stuff. [ROFL1]

[CrufflerSteve]

Young people aren't doing it right unless it upsets the old folk. This trend is also better than more permanent decorations like unfortunate tats. Just remove that silly thing and she can rejoin the non-tards.

Steve

[Sharpienads]

Stache or not, I'd hit that (girl in the pic).

I was going to make a comment here, but decided against it. Seeing how this is a family website and all.

[colorider]

Hipster or douchebag.... I can't tell the Difference.

[DeusExMachina]

Fixed for you... SMH.

Did you just actually use SMH or did you use it ironically?

What's next, YOLO?

[Ronin13]

Did you just actually use SMH or did you use it ironically?

What's next, YOLO?

What's wrong with SMH?

[DeusExMachina]

What's wrong with SMH?

Are you a tween? Or are you a early-20s retarded party girl who thinks she's a tween?

That's lower than hipster, in my opinion.

"shaking my head". [ROFL2]

[yankeefan98121]

They already do...

http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-Portable-Reusable-Funnel/dp/B001DTRVTK

Sorry can't upload the pic.

Aside from the op......did anyone notice there are actual reviews on there! I still can't stop laughing!!!!!! OMFG! LMFAO!!

[Ronin13]

Are you a tween? Or are you a early-20s retarded party girl who thinks she's a tween?

That's lower than hipster, in my opinion.

"shaking my head". [ROFL2]

Oh my god. I'm rolling on the floor laughing. Your mileage may vary. May the force be with you.

I guess you don't like internet acronyms... We should just spell them all out for you lest we be thought of as "Tweens"....
Here's one for ya:
Shut the fuck up.

[yankeefan98121]

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A great invention!, March 18, 2010
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This review is from: Whiz Freedom Portable Reusable Urine Funnel (Health and Beauty)
At first I was hesitant to order this product but I was getting ready to travel and I hated the thought of having to sit and pee in a public restroom. The toilets are usually dirty and I didn't want to have to back up and hover anymore as I usually would spray urine everywhere including on myself. The first time I tried it I was amazed at how well it worked. The freedom of having the choice to stand up and pee was wonderful. Now I don't go anywhere with out my Whiz especially if I will be traveling for any length of time. I have ordered another one so I can keep one at home and travel with the other one. Thank-you for the option of being able to pee standing up virtually everywhere and it's so discreet with minimal undressing!!!"

[yankeefan98121]

Great Hiking Solution, May 23, 2012 By
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Great solution when hiking where privacy isn't always assured. Durable; easy to use; shakes dry for quick, no-fuss storage. I recommend a couple of practice runs at home so as to get the angle-of-the-dangle. First time out, the only raised eyebrows were on my Border Collie hiking pal who no longer has to accompany me far off-trail into tall shrubbery. :-)

[yankeefan98121]

8 of 26 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Pee!, August 5, 2008
By
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This review is from: Whiz Freedom Portable Reusable Urine Funnel (Health and Beauty)
I was skeptical at first, but then I strapped it on and let it go, shizaam, what freedom. I no longer use the sit down method or rest rooms, actually I prefer using the men's stand up urinals and though many people stare, they can not imagine the freedom I possess. I have since baught this Urine liberator for all my friends and family, especially Great Grandma Gurdy! What a blast, literally and I recommend this for every girl/woman. Its a pisser of a need to have item.

Ican only hope that they come out with a crapper model then all will be complete!

[losttrail]

Well, my 'stache is real and has been the subject of many conversations, jokes, scenes in plays and other funny business at our daughters' high school and with their friends.

Kind of cool. But it's REAL!

[Ronin13]

Well, my 'stache is real and has been the subject of many conversations, jokes, scenes in plays and other funny business at our daughters' high school and with their friends.

Kind of cool. But it's REAL!

Same with mine! I'm going for the Burt Reynolds/Tom Seleck. [Beer]

[Ranger]

They already do...

http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-Portable-Reusable-Funnel/dp/B001DTRVTK

Sorry can't upload the pic.

Oh man, seriously, W-T-F?!?!?!? Speechless, all I can say is "wow".

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Oh man, seriously, W-T-F?!?!?!? Speechless, all I can say is "wow".

Not speaking from experience... But I'm sure it'll work for dudes with little wieners too. [ROFL1]

[Mazin]

Ronin, given the title to this thread and your avatar........................yes, its that obvious[Tooth]

[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

I'm going to Autozone to buy them out of funnels err... Female urinal devices, I needed a pt job, I'm sure selling this stuff on amazon will make me rich.

[DeusExMachina]

Oh my god. I'm rolling on the floor laughing. Your mileage may vary. May the force be with you.

I guess you don't like internet acronyms... We should just spell them all out for you lest we be thought of as "Tweens"....
Here's one for ya:
Shut the fuck up.

No, it's just that one, princess. Look it up.

[sniper7]

Considering past posts...I think the thread title matches the OP perfectly

[Sharpienads]

Considering past posts...I think the thread title matches the OP perfectly

Finally a post worth commenting on. Agreed.