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islandermyk
07-05-2012, 23:00
God must love stupid people. He made so many of them....
[Coffee]
islandermyk
07-05-2012, 23:03
So just the other day driving towards my spot from work. I watched a guy working on his car. He had his front driver side wheel off the car and the car was on the jack that i guess came with the car. While I was starting to drive right pass him he was (what seemed like) kicking the brake rotor, and BAM! The car fell....
I wish I could've recorded that... and for some reason I had to share that [ROFL1]
Colorado Luckydog
07-05-2012, 23:04
God must love stupid people. He made so many of them....
[Coffee]
I just thought your hair was to long, I didn't think you were stupid![ROFL1][ROFL2]
I can tell you this though, I'm so afraid, that there are enough very stupid people, to re-elect the worst president that was ever voted into office!![Bang]
islandermyk
07-05-2012, 23:07
I just thought your hair was to long, I didn't think you were stupid![ROFL1][ROFL2]
I can tell you this though, I'm so afraid, that there are enough very stupid people, to re-elect the worst president that was ever voted into office!![Bang]
leave the long hair alone... you can only imagine how much ammo I got from saving $$$$ going to the barbers [ROFL1]
Dumb all over and a little ugly on the side.
[Viking]
Colorado Luckydog
07-05-2012, 23:15
leave the long hair alone... you can only imagine how much ammo I got from saving $$$$ going to the barbers [ROFL1]
20 years ago, my hair was as long as your's!! I could have bought a lot of ammo in the last 20 years with the money I spent on haircuts.![Bang]
islandermyk
07-05-2012, 23:32
20 years ago, my hair was as long as your's!! I could have bought a lot of ammo in the last 20 years with the money I spent on haircuts.![Bang]
If the world doesn't end cause of stupidity... I'll cut a good length off and finally donate it to locks of love... but need to leave enough to pony tail [Coffee]
islandermyk
07-05-2012, 23:35
Dumb all over and a little ugly on the side.
[Viking]
Ooh God...
... not the ugly... but who am i...
If Jessica Alba went to hell (died young and beautiful) and gets stuck with me for eternity as her punishment for her sins... you know where I'm going with this[ROFL1]
twitchyfinger
07-06-2012, 02:23
So just the other day driving towards my spot from work. I watched a guy working on his car. He had his front driver side wheel off the car and the car was on the jack that i guess came with the car. While I was starting to drive right pass him he was (what seemed like) kicking the brake rotor, and BAM! The car fell....
I wish I could've recorded that... and for some reason I had to share that [ROFL1]
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/zugzoog/JackStands.jpg
[Bang]
JohnTRourke
07-06-2012, 07:01
Idiotocracy isn't a comedy, it's a documentary.
Hey, there's a lot more of us stupid, ugly fuckers out here than there are of you smart, pretty people!
Hey, there's a lot more of us stupid, ugly fuckers out here than there are of you smart, pretty people!
Don't we fucking know we're out numbered.. no way to blend in either. [ROFL1]
sneakerd
07-06-2012, 08:36
hippie......
Sharpienads
07-06-2012, 10:46
Don't we fucking know we're out numbered.. no way to blend in either. [ROFL1]
I hear ya. Sometimes being smart and good looking is tough. [Tooth]
HoneyBadger
07-06-2012, 10:57
Idiotocracy isn't a comedy, it's a documentary.
True story...
I could have bought a lot of ammo in the last 20 years with the money I spent on haircuts.![Bang]
Two years ago, while sitting in the barber chair, I calculated what I was spending annually on the monthly haircuts. I've not been back since.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/oster-classic-76.jpg
Two years ago, while sitting in the barber chair, I calculated what I was spending annually on the monthly haircuts. I've not been back since.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/oster-classic-76.jpg
Laugh all ya want, but I've been cutting my hair with one of these and a ShopVac for 9 years now. God only knows how much money I've saved. Best beard trimmer ever too!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/misc%20stuff/flowbee.jpg
I rock the marine-do.... shave my face with a 1/2 guard, and my head with a 1 guard, do it myself. Do the side-burn and over ear lines myself with no guard, and every second cut I make my wife straighten out the line on the back of my head with no guard.
Honestly, 2.5 years ago, right before my wedding I went to a haircut place to get my hair cut for the special occasion. There were single strands everywhere that were missed. I ended up touching it up myself, if you buzz you head, you have to go over it in 6-8 directions to make sure you don't miss any stragglers. Apparently the "professional" didn't know this. I decided I would never pay to get it done again.
Also, if you buzz it that short, there is zero need for shampoo, at 1/4" long, there are no split ends or brittle hairs. I just wash my whole body, head and all with Irish spring. More savings!!
I use clippers as well. Spent $30 on them and haven't looked back for about 5 years. I have bought 2 haircuts in that time...both for weddings because my wife didn't want ME to screw up my hair...
I cut my little dogs hair as well. They want about $50 to do it each time...that's $250 a year[Bang]
So I bought some doggy clippers for $35 and she turns out great after about 1/2 hour. and she doesn't get locked up in a damn cage with a dozen other dogs around her barking their nuts off. she always came out scared and shaking, and I couldn't take it any more!
I cut my own hair after I first got married (many years ago). My wife cried so hard, she made me promise I would never cut my hair again. She has been cutting it for me ever since. I still tell her she leaves it too long. [Coffee]
Back to stupid people... We all get our turn at the amusement park [LOL]
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1331827495067_4822480.png
There is an Old Adage-
It's hard for us Turkeys to get anything done when we are dodging ca-ca from all you Eagles.
argonstrom
07-06-2012, 16:36
Laugh all ya want, but I've been cutting my hair with one of these and a ShopVac for 9 years now. God only knows how much money I've saved. Best beard trimmer ever too!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/misc%20stuff/flowbee.jpg
No kidding? I always thought those were the jackalope of head shavers.
Learn something new every day.
No kidding? I always thought those were the jackalope of head shavers.
Learn something new every day.
Nah man, it works great. You have to have a powerful Shop-Vac though, and it won't work on super-curly hair or really long hair. It uses spacers, and you determine the cut length by stacking the spacers. You can make different areas different lengths too.
It'll only cut down to 1/2" with the shortest spacer, unless you want to go with no safety and no spacer, which is perfect beard length for me. Even then, 1/4" is the shortest. But without the spacer/safety guard you risk pulling skin into it, which might not end well.
I heard that the guy that invented it lives on a private island now.
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