View Full Version : What's the worst beer/drink you've had?
Fentonite
07-07-2012, 18:30
Ok, there have been threads about your favorite beer... What's the crappiest beer or drink you've wasted your money on? I'll start:
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Simply hideous. [Eek3]
trlcavscout
07-07-2012, 18:33
All pale ail dark lauger micro spews! [Beer]
BPTactical
07-07-2012, 18:35
Worchestershire..........bad[ROFL1]
Bud Light
In fact, all American light beer is shit. It's just recycled urine.
Regular American beer is recycled urine from someone with kidney problems.
sabot_round
07-07-2012, 18:37
Worchestershire..........bad[ROFL1]
[ROFL3]
Fentonite
07-07-2012, 18:38
Worchestershire..........bad[ROFL1]
You win!
It tasted like bile.
http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/pepper.jpg
Scanker19
07-07-2012, 18:58
Arrogant bastard ale. Any bud that's flavored.
Big Wall
07-07-2012, 19:34
Old Milwaukee's Best Light. Clear as water and tasted like aluminum. It was a cheap drunk in college though.
Daniel_187
07-07-2012, 19:38
Car Bomb. Baily's Irish cream(shot size) dropped in to a Gennis beer(shot glass and all). BARF
Rucker61
07-07-2012, 19:40
A Singapore Sling made by a bartender at Austins in downtown Fort Collins who had no idea what it was made of. It was undrinkable.
The local Chinese beer I bought in Dongguan for about 50 cents for a bomber was pretty bad, too.
I want to add one more.
When I was dating my wife her dad use to drink Keystone Light, he was always in the garage and the beer was right next to a space heater. It tasted like hell but holy cow would it buzz you after about half a can.
ChadAmberg
07-07-2012, 19:46
Oh what is it called... a shot of 1/2 tequila and 1/2 hot sauce. Prairie fire, that's it. Blech... I've only just been able to start drinking tequila again after probably 15 years.
In Grenada, they had this stuff called Carib. A more disgusting drink of any type, I don't know if I could come up with. I think that blue stuff they put in portable toilets might have more flavor to it.
Tinelement
07-07-2012, 20:12
Arrogant bastard ale. Any bud that's flavored.
+1 on the Bastard!
Couldn't do it.
Japanese beer. Leaves the nastiest after taste.
Oh what is it called... a shot of 1/2 tequila and 1/2 hot sauce. Prairie fire, that's it. Blech... I've only just been able to start drinking tequila again after probably 15 years.
Ha ha, I gave that stuff to a now ex on her birthday once.[ROFL1]
flan7211
07-07-2012, 20:27
Milwaukee Select. Good god.
Worchestershire..........bad[ROFL1]
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worst was shot called a "Duck Fart".
Srbian brandy... Navip Slivovich... I'd rather swallow a barrel of buzzard puke and die if the drizzlin' shits.
Lost Lake beer. 10 years ago. It was 8-10 bucks a case it was usually handed out as punishment for not obeying the BYOB rule.
palepainter
07-07-2012, 21:41
Genessee Cream Ale. I do not know how anyone drinks that back east.
OneGuy67
07-07-2012, 21:45
The old generic beer king soopers sold in the white can with black lettering spelling the word "Beer". Like 4 bucks a case. Horrible.
Corona, or any other Mexican beer.
SideShow Bob
07-07-2012, 22:26
When I was a drinking man, Pearl was the worst. I would have preferred Brew 102 to Pearl, or even Lucky Lager..........
Whistler
07-07-2012, 22:32
Texas Pride.
http://i1258.photobucket.com/albums/ii532/ol-Whistler/4b4410b5854d4_143441n.jpg
rockhound
07-07-2012, 22:38
It tasted like bile.
http://www.bevlaw.com/bevlog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/pepper.jpg
My step dad used to love that stuff, tastes like someone spilled their ood el paso salsa in your beer
fairrpe86
07-07-2012, 22:58
Icehouse
tmleadr03
07-07-2012, 23:10
Car Bomb. Baily's Irish cream(shot size) dropped in to a Gennis beer(shot glass and all). BARF
I like em.
jreifsch80
07-07-2012, 23:22
Srbian brandy... Navip Slivovich... I'd rather swallow a barrel of buzzard puke and die if the drizzlin' shits.
Hey I love slivovica, hruskovica and merunkovica and it's not brandy lol unless brandy is normally 50% alcohol (the good stuff was the homemade slivovica I had in Czech that's stuff is like 75% alcohol lol)
Worst drink probably back in high school drinking screwdrivers made from McCormicks vodka and sunny delight haha
Anything from Oscar Blues... I don't know how anyone can drink that vile swill. I have tried but I don't know you people do it.
Unicum, go to you spice rack and put a little of everything in a shot of Jager
Iron City and Stroh's are the two worst beers I've ever tried. Got a sample of Guiness once, and poured over half of it into a bush. I don't know how people can drink that shit. Oh, a gin & tonic or vodka & tonic that was accidently made with club soda instead of tonic is just fucking horrible.
Icehouse and Red Dog are tied...
I like good cheap American I can see thru it beer....all that dark stuff is gross.
milwaukees best. tastes like wine mixed with beer.
4 loco. absolute garbage in a can.
steel reserve. great if you want to throw up out your butt for the next 72 hrs.
a "land mine". line up 6 shots in a row, 2 are water and 4 are vodka. arrange them in any order, then have friend(who wasnt watching the order)drink them down in order as quick as possible. for best results order is water, water, 4x vodka. horrible
MOJO beer. double IPA. F that noise.
oh and johny walker black is pretty awful
JohnTRourke
07-08-2012, 07:42
ouzo, the greek liquor (tastes like black licorice)
OMG fucking throw up in your mouth nasty.
i suppose if you were on of those weirdos who like black licorice it would be ok, but otherwise
grossssssssssss[Puke]
BlasterBob
07-08-2012, 07:46
Went to a buddy's place recently and he offered me a cold beer. I said SURE. Brought back a big glass of nice cold beer with a damn lime floating around in it. I had one hell of a time swallowing that shitty concoction (just the beer - threw the lime as far as I could) . Adding any pieces of fruit to a beer should be considered a capital offense. IMHO [Mad]
Richard K
07-08-2012, 07:49
For me it would be a toss-up between the brandy they served in Prague or recently I ordered a Beafeater and tonic and was brought a scotch and tonic. I once ordered a margarita in Victoria, Canada (should have known better) It was like thick lime jello.
RonMexico
07-08-2012, 08:12
Took me two hours to drink the worlds hottest beer; I chased it with four coors lights
http://www.mutineermagazine.com/blog/2011/04/twisted-pine-brewing-releases-worlds-hottest-beer/
Ghost face killah
wctriumph
07-08-2012, 08:48
Olympia.
Goodburbon
07-08-2012, 08:51
Beer..Natural light. I got sick on it once, and now just the smell makes me sick.
Liquor: K&B brand Tequila. Yes, the drug store brand. Pure vomit in a bottle.
kidicarus13
07-08-2012, 09:18
Warm Red Hook beer
blacklabel
07-08-2012, 09:34
Steel Reserve is probably my worst beer and a Three Wisemen Gone Hunting is probably the worst shot.
buffalobo
07-08-2012, 09:37
Another vote for Iron City beer and add Lone Star. What I imagine gorilla piss would taste like.
PBR, Colt 45, wide mouth Mickeys, ...............ZZZZZZZZZIMA, remember ZIMA?...............so 80's [Coffee]
In spirits, Stroh '80' rum. I'd rather drink 83 octane gasoline straight from the pump and I probably wouldn't notice a difference.
In beer.... we'll most domestic beers are not even in my top 10 of consumeable beverages but I'd vote Keystone as one of the lamest.
"Just say NO!" to any and all wine coolers, daquiris (or however the hell you spell that), anything that comes with a tiny umbrella, drinks that taste like some kind of desert menu item or otherwise too sugary, and unless its a well mixed tequila sunrise.... a male shouldn't be caught drinking a pink beverage. Just saying.
I don't drink a lot of beer, I make my own on occasions but I never buy it anymore. If/when I do its normally a German import of some kind.
My drink of choice is usually a fine whiskey, in a short glass with ice. Moonshine comes straight from the jar, no ice necessary because its normally very smooth. Not a big fan of 'shots' so tequila is typically Patron' with orange juice and that red cherry flavored stuff, ("tequila sunrise" says the wife), vodka (Stoli), is preferred as a Frank Sinatra style martini but in a short whiskey glass..... those damn stem glasses are just too fragile for me, and the olives are garlic stuffed.
Yes for the most part even my 'refinement' consists of partial barbarian tendancies.... and fortunatly the wife wouldn't have it any other way.
Cheers, and HAILSA!
Badger
wrestler034
07-08-2012, 10:19
Went to a buddy's place recently and he offered me a cold beer. I said SURE. Brought back a big glass of nice cold beer with a damn lime floating around in it. I had one hell of a time swallowing that shitty concoction (just the beer - threw the lime as far as I could) . Adding any pieces of fruit to a beer should be considered a capital offense. IMHO [Mad]
Men of the Round Table
"Can you put lime in your beer?"
No, fruit is completely off limits in beer. If one were to put fruit in a beer, they might as well put a little umbrella in it and call it a "beera colada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pina_colada)".
Man Law: "Don't Fruit the Beer."
"Can you put lime in your beer?"
No, fruit is completely off limits in beer.
Man Law: "Don't Fruit the Beer."
I disagree, a nice tall Blue moon with a slice of Orange or a Modela especial with a slice of fresh lime is the bees knees! [Coffee]
What's most interesting is that the list of worst beers is very similar to the list of favorite beers, just with different people posting their worst/favorite brands. I guess that's why there are so many different ones to choose from at the store: what I like, someone surely hates.
Beer..Natural light. I got sick on it once, and now just the smell makes me sick.
Liquor: K&B brand Tequila. Yes, the drug store brand. Pure vomit in a bottle.
Steel Reserve is probably my worst beer and a Three Wisemen Gone Hunting is probably the worst shot.
I think that nails it the best, Natural Light, and Natural Ice are horrid. Maybe add Mickeys to the list. There is another shot called a Buffalo sweat that made me puke before I could swallow it. It is similar to a prairie fire but worse.
Larry Ashcraft
07-08-2012, 11:12
Most cheap or light beers, any beer with flavoring other than beer (a hint of chocolate in 1554 or Irish Porter doesn't count).
Riunite Lambrusco (aka "red Coca Cola"), a vile, grape juicy sweet "wine". It's a joke played on the Americans by the Italians (who make some outstanding wines).
I can just imagine the Italians giggling when they hear "Riunite on ice, how nice". [ROFL2]
If you put ice in your wine, just give it up, you're not a wine drinker.
Also, any pink wine. Wine is either red or white. Get over it.
colocowboy01
07-08-2012, 11:48
Years ago my brothers and I bought a Henry Weinhard Reserve 12 pack that was so nasty that our 130 lbs. psycho Chocolate lab wouldn't even drink it. That is the only beer that I have ever thrown out, and I have never tried another Herny Weinhard beer.
(I don't give beer to dogs now, I know is it not good for them.)
An Incredible Hulk. It was Hennessy mixed with Hypnotic. Terrible.
Lost Lake beer. 10 years ago. It was 8-10 bucks a case it was usually handed out as punishment for not obeying the BYOB rule.
Ditto,,tasted like vinager flushed through the beer taps to clean them
Goodburbon
07-08-2012, 12:56
I think that nails it the best, Natural Light, and Natural Ice are horrid. Maybe add Mickeys to the list. There is another shot called a Buffalo sweat that made me puke before I could swallow it. It is similar to a prairie fire but worse.
Agreed, Mickeys is also horrible and I almost listed two. I haven't drank either since I was 18 and broke.
The popular American Lagers don't bother me. I prefer them when I'm hot. When it's nice and cool outside and I haven't been sweating my ass off give me a real beer. The situation makes the beer. For example: It's 95 degrees outside, 98% humidity, you're sitting over the top of a citronella candle to try to keep the mosquitoes at bay and someone hands you a warm Ale or Stout and an ice cold bud light... which do you drink? Picking the right beer for the job is key. There are just some beers that are NEVER the right beer for the job, and that appears to be what this list is about . [Beer]
jerrymrc
07-08-2012, 13:23
Olympia.
If it was in a can I agree. The original in the stubby bottles from the Washington plant was at least better than Rainier or hamms. [Coffee]
Absinthe. Nasty stuff. Tried mixing it with other things. Tried watering it down. Nothing helped.
SA Friday
07-08-2012, 14:46
Japanese made pilsners. Kirin and Sapporo both made me want to vomit. They make Coors light taste like elixir of the gods and I don't really like Coors light.
I hardly drink anymore, but when I do, it sure's the F ain't Dos Equis...[ROFL1]
Alien Brain Hemorrage, anyone?
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/misc%20stuff/alienbrainhemorrage.jpg
theGinsue
07-08-2012, 17:11
I absolutely can not stand anything from Leinenkugel
http://www.2beerguys.com/images/forblog/leinie_brew.jpg
I'd rather drink muck like Stag,
http://www.beer-universe.com/images/uploaded/beer-of-week/StagBeer.jpg
Red White & Blue
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or even Red Stripe
http://drinkingdisney.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/redstripe.jpg
or even Red Stripe
http://drinkingdisney.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/redstripe.jpg
ew ya red stripe is awful. a bar in fort collins has them for a buck, so of course we used to drink them when we were there [Pepsi][Puke]
Breckenridge Brewery's Oatmeal Stout. I even like most stouts but for some reason all I could think of while drinking it was vomit and roadkill liquified.
gcrookston
07-08-2012, 19:18
I tended bar while in college. I'd occasionally serve a "Hairy Buffalo" which was the contents of the splash tray, topped with a few shakes of tabasco and often included the stray cigarette butt or two if we were really busy... I heard it was a nasty drink. The Frat boys seemed to think it was a right of passage
ew ya red stripe is awful. a bar in fort collins has them for a buck, so of course we used to drink them when we were there [Pepsi][Puke]
A buck? What bar
spittoon
07-08-2012, 20:28
hop devil out of PA it tasted like keystone with a bad yeast infection
spittoon
07-08-2012, 20:35
Alien Brain Hemorrage, anyone?
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/misc%20stuff/alienbrainhemorrage.jpg
is that spyder in the back ground
Half Live
07-08-2012, 22:34
Alien Brain Hemorrage, anyone?
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/misc%20stuff/alienbrainhemorrage.jpg
Hey, those drinks are good. Here are some I made
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/halflive/DSC00493.jpg
Hey, those drinks are good. Here are some I made
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/halflive/DSC00493.jpg
Ya know, I kinda thought they might be pretty tasty, and I'd certainly give one a try, even though I'm not much of a drinker. What's in 'em? Triple sec, blue curacao, and what else? Bailey's and rum?
Half Live
07-08-2012, 22:48
Ya know, I kinda thought they might be pretty tasty, and I'd certainly give one a try, even though I'm not much of a drinker. What's in 'em? Triple sec, blue curacao, and what else? Bailey's and rum?
Peach schnapps, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Blue Curacao, and grenadine
Fentonite
07-08-2012, 22:55
I remembered a worse one. There's a bar on east Colfax called Pete's. When you show up with several people, the old guy behind the bar gives all the ladies a rose, and everybody gets a free shot of a syrupy-sweet, peach-ish favored concoction that sends you running to the bar to buy something, anything, to wash it down. It's nasty, no matter how many times you try it. Granted, I haven't turned down a free shot yet.
Peach schnapps, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Blue Curacao, and grenadine
Yeah, I'd probably suck one down, just to say I did. My wife's AA buddies would be appalled!
Tuborg Beer...dunno where it is made, but I drank it in Turkey. Ugh
Green Apple Pucker. One night in college I couldn't get anything else and being young, stupid, and in a particularly bad mood, drank the whole bottle...warm. Worst drunk ever!
Also, had a bad experience with Yukon Jack whiskey just out of high school. The smell of either of these make me sick. I love bourbon in general though so its not whiskey and bourbon in general at all.
trlcavscout
07-09-2012, 10:23
I forgot one, what was the beer at the rmgo banquet they were giving away? I think its from loveland? I got one just to chug so i would have a spit cup, took one sip and threw it away it was horrible!!!
A buck? What bar
100 octane. ya know.. the bar with 0 people in it and has girls running past it in fear of getting roofyed.
not sure what night of the week they are a buck, but that place always has good specials since no one but hardcore drinkers like me n my buds will chance walking in there[Beer]
adamking84
07-09-2012, 14:37
Homebrew!
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Some of the best beers i've ever had:
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And then there was that one time...we don't talk about that one time.
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SouthPaw
07-09-2012, 15:43
In spirits, Stroh '80' rum. I'd rather drink 83 octane gasoline straight from the pump and I probably wouldn't notice a difference.
My first taste of that stuff was a four finger shot of it. Gasoline damn near describes it to a tee. I felt it all the way down to my stomach.
Steel Reserve is probably my worst beer
Steel Reserve is rough stuff. 8% per can though. My worst beer is probably stuff called Peroni. It was on "special" in CA when I was there a few years back and it tasted like melted glass. You know when you have metal spoon and its been chipped and you can taste it? Ya, that flavor.
jplove71
07-09-2012, 16:55
Worst beer(s) would be any that are India Pale Ale (IPA's). F*cking NASTY.
This thread is amusing. There are lots (beer mostly) listed in this thread that I either don't mind or really like. IPAs for example. Used to hate them like you though. Guess my tastes have changed. Love imperial and double IPAs. Widmer Nelson Imperial is probably my favorite.
Considering all the varying opinions, I guess that's why there are so dang many different kinds of beer, spirits, etc and more all the time.
So my wife just handed me a "watermelon daiquiri"
No, I'm not making that up.
Yes, it tastes really weird.
At least it has lots of rum in it.
Lots and lots of rum...
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