View Full Version : What Caliber for Leprechauns?
Bailey Guns
07-08-2012, 20:02
Double rainbow right behind my barn. That's gotta be good for at least one pot 'o gold, right?
I figure I just need to recon the area behind the barn, find the enemy leprechauns and tactically eliminate them. I just don't know if they have any superpowers or whatever that might enable them to resist a smaller caliber rifle.
Thoughts? I'm already planning on how to spend the gold I plunder from the little bastards.
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/e1982ed8.jpg
DSB OUTDOORS
07-08-2012, 20:05
Thats cool as all get out!!
Great pic! They are like sasquatch. You wont see them till they are beating you to death with your own leg.
Nice picture. [Awesom]
Leprechauns are really over rated. Any small caliber will do. They are kind of like prairie dogs.... only magical. [Coffee]
Great-Kazoo
07-08-2012, 20:16
Not so much the caliber as what Proof alcohol do i need ,to get a leprechaun
Rooskibar03
07-08-2012, 20:18
<Insert Double Rainbow Guy video here> to lazy to lookup and embed from my iPad.
Not so much the caliber as what Proof alcohol do i need ,to get a leprechaun
Guinness
Bailey Guns
07-08-2012, 20:21
Yeah...that's just what I need. I bunch a little drunk Irish midgets wearing ghey outfits running around the property.
Great-Kazoo
07-08-2012, 20:21
Guinness
They're leprechauns not poofer's, whiskey's what's the order.
patrick0685
07-08-2012, 20:21
Some good ole Tennessee moon shine does the trick!
Great-Kazoo
07-08-2012, 20:23
Some good ole Tennessee moon shine does the trick!
Stump Hole for mick's?, too good for em. That clear shit spoil em and all we need is some half nekkid leprechaun trying to show their Lucky Charms.
mcantar18c
07-08-2012, 20:23
.32 Short should take care of em.
8ga with steel shot just to be safe. Those little buggers can be trouble.
DSB OUTDOORS
07-08-2012, 20:25
Alchol to bait em in, and then, what ever caliber you have available! Not so fast when their drunk! [Coffee] Wait, I resemble that remark!!!! [ROFL1]
I would go with .357Sig for barrier penetration. They may try to hide behind that pot 'o gold.
Bailey Guns
07-08-2012, 20:29
Alchol to bait em in, and then, what ever caliber you have available! Not so fast when their drunk! [Coffee] Wait, I resemble that remark!!!! [ROFL1]
Well I damn sure better not find you out snooping behind my barn, drunk and dressed in your party outfit with pointy-toed shoes.
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc407/Anamith/Drunk_Leprechaun_yells_at_kids_St_Patrick_s_Day_20 08_.jpg
Zundfolge
07-08-2012, 20:30
Suppressed .22lr pistol.
You gotta hit 'em with stealth.
DSB OUTDOORS
07-08-2012, 20:33
Well I damn sure better not find you out snooping behind my barn, drunk and dressed in your party outfit with pointy-toed shoes.
http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc407/Anamith/Drunk_Leprechaun_yells_at_kids_St_Patrick_s_Day_20 08_.jpg
Ahhh, come on! Where is your sence of humor??? I'll bounce off of trees and rock's and stump's!! I'll make ya laugh! [ROFL1]
colocowboy01
07-08-2012, 20:39
5.56 M855, the green tip attracts the leprechauns toward you so you can end up shooting more of them.
I tell you what.. I got a 25 yr old scotch you can use as bait.. as long as I get a a handful of that gold from the pot..
If they don't come out.. we'll use the .50 to get em[M2]
jerrymrc
07-08-2012, 20:57
Last time I checked because of how they scatter and there size a M18 Claymore is the best bet for catching one of them. [Coffee]
There clothes are NOT fire retardant and as the old vet down at the VFW said "Napalm kills them all" so I lean back to the Claymore.
Many that have said 12Ga 00 buck might work also said by the time they were within range most have scattered and the ones they did get were not the keepers of the Pot-O-Gold.
Same vet that talked about the Napalm also said 155 beehive rounds are almost as bad as Napalm because they bleed out so fast and back then there was no Celox or Quickclot.
Just what I heard. [Beer]
Bailey Guns
07-08-2012, 20:57
I tell you what.. I got a 25 yr old scotch you can use as bait.. as long as I get a a handful of that gold from the pot..
If they don't come out.. we'll use the .50 to get em[M2]
See...that's the kinda answer I was looking for. If we don't get gold we still have whiskey and a .50 to keep us occupied.
Very sorry, just couldn't resist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
Bailey Guns
07-08-2012, 21:12
Very sorry, just couldn't resist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
That's hilarious. I saw that on Tosh.0 a few weeks ago.
joeyshoe
07-08-2012, 21:52
It's starting to look like a triple rainbow. OMG!!!
8ga with steel shot just to be safe. Those little buggers can be trouble.
Now see, I'm with you on this one. Go big or go home.
.22? .32? Seriously?
I'm not bringing anything smaller than my .45 to this hoedown...
[UZI]
[AR15]
KevDen2005
07-08-2012, 22:45
Look, everyone knows leprechauns aren't real. Let me know when you want to get serious about the zombies. [ROFL1]
Great-Kazoo
07-09-2012, 00:06
Look, everyone knows leprechauns aren't real. Let me know when you want to get serious about the zombies. [ROFL1]
Not real? get one wet, feed it then see what happens.
Umm, I think you are talking about gremlins. Wrong movie.
[LOL]
22-250, that way you can still get them mounted and not have too big of a hole.
UncleDave
07-09-2012, 01:08
You want to mount a leprechaun? You are sick. Sick in the head.
[Coffee]
I see you have lots of foliage in your area, so I suggest a teamwork approach of one guy with a shotgun with flachette rounds to wound them in the brush, then finish up the job with a flame thrower.
You are sick. Sick in the head.
[Coffee]
Yes...Yes I'am [Coffee]
UncleDave
07-09-2012, 01:37
I didn't know you swung that way
Mick-Boy
07-09-2012, 02:06
You want to mount a leprechaun? You are sick. Sick in the head.
[Coffee]
It's just like hooking up with a midget.... only luckier.
It's just like hooking up with a midget.... only luckier.
[ROFL1]
3.5 shoulder fire rocket (bazooka)
It's just like hooking up with a midget.... only luckier.
I'm LMAO [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
On closer examination, one of the little bastards is takin' a dump...
http://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/funny/rainbow-outhouse-close.jpg
Just chuck a flashbang down the vent, and lock the door...
UncleDave
07-09-2012, 17:39
^^^^^ very funny!
.338 lapua varmint rounds!
Or dragons breath
Jumpstart
07-09-2012, 19:00
.22 hollow points
Only one don't ta knowe,,tay from the hills of old Eire tis
http://www.missionliquor.com/Store/Qstore/Qstore.cgi?CMD=011&PROD=1066343777&PNAME=Connemara++Peated+Single+Malt++Irish+Whiskey +750ml
Leprechauns are;
A. Irish - tough, kick the livin' crap outta you candy asses
B. Irish - Drink all of ya into your graves and stand above it to take a piss
C. Irish - Better shots than y'all (experience tailgunnin' from a breadtruck)
D. Irish - IED experts...Don't ask, don't question
I personally wouldn't mess with 'em...they will Jack You UP!!!
lead_magnet
07-09-2012, 21:55
.40 leaf clover
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