GF is watching housewives of new jersey right now

[Wiggity]

I would almost rather shoot my dick off than watch this 60 min squirt of diarrhea

[Byte Stryke]

get out while its GF and not "HALF"

[Snowman78]

I would almost rather shoot my dick off than watch this 60 min squirt of diarrhea

I feel you, my wife loves that shit and I can't stand it.

[Wulf202]

Tactical withdrawal to the man cave

[00tec]

Go outside and disconnect cable

[02ducky]

Almost a bad as my wife watching the Kartrashings. Almost! God I hate that family with a passion. Wife says she likes seeming how rich people live, that mom is a pimp and she has the pimp hand up on that family pretty dammed well.

If the all died, I would think twice about it. Bunch of idiots.

[asmo]

Only humane thing you can do is put her down..

[bellavite1]

Whatever keeps them quiet...

[lpgasman]

I feel you
Not the Dick part, right?:)

[spyder]

get out while its GF and not "HALF"
I was just gona say "leave her", but this works.[Beer]

[opie011]

Whatever keeps them quiet...

I tend to agree with this one[Beer]

[stevelkinevil]

What are you waiting for? a sign from the heavens? GET OUT NOW! women that overtly enjoy that kind of thing are grief beyond all you can imagine. Seriously man, please do man kind as a whole a favor and get done.

[Danimal]

Tactical withdrawal to the man cave

Best option.


Whatever keeps them quiet...

True, but what keeps her quiet, results in echos of screaming stupidity in my head that drives me crazy.

Option 3: Start a fight about how she is not keeping up with her womanly duties. This usually keeps them pissed and results in shutting off the TV. Then escape from view (man cave if possible) but anywhere works. After the show is over return, apologize for being a sexist pig, tell her that she is the most perfect and beautiful woman in the world (may require promising to do womanly duties, and or other tasks to make them happy) then commence makeup sex.

[Mazin]

Best option.



True, but what keeps her quiet, results in echos of screaming stupidity in my head that drives me crazy.

Option 3: Start a fight about how she is not keeping up with her womanly duties. This usually keeps them pissed and results in shutting off the TV. Then escape from view (man cave if possible) but anywhere works. After the show is over return, apologize for being a sexist pig, tell her that she is the most perfect and beautiful woman in the world (may require promising to do womanly duties, and or other tasks to make them happy) then commence makeup sex.

Too much work...Just pick her up and take her to the bedroom, she will think your trying to be romantic instead of avoiding watching Jersey crap.

[rockhound]

perfect way to get her out of that show

start any sentence with the words "your fu..ing mother"

[Wiggity]

Well boys looks like I have to keep her. It's the price I pay for having a sports loving, PM9 carrying, amazing food cooking gymnast who thinks cleaning is therapeutic.


I think the tactical withdrawal is the best option.

[Mazin]

Well boys looks like I have to keep her. It's the price I pay for having a sports loving, PM9 carrying, amazing food cooking gymnast who thinks cleaning is therapeutic.


I think the tactical withdrawal is the best option.

My option had Sex and not watching jersey wives gone beef jerky [Tooth]

BTW nice subtle way to throw in your girls a gymnast.

[jackthewall81]

Teen mom ruffles my feathers... Can't stand that shit.

[Irving]

I'll watch 10 episodes of Kardashians before I'll watch Dancing With the Stars. I've started fights over that show. Our place isn't large enough for me to get away from the TERRIBLE music.

[Wiggity]

My option had Sex and not watching jersey wives gone beef jerky [Tooth]

BTW nice subtle way to throw in your girls a gymnast.

Haha you jealous?

[blacklabel]

I've literally put on headphones and listened to ESPN3 on my laptop to protest the Kardashians but then I always get sucked into laughing at the douche that is Scott. That dude is rather funny.

[spittoon]

That is what the man cave is for. Just hide as they plunge in to a mind nuking stupor.

[sniper7]

My wife watches the housewives...and teen mom....and bridezillas....and a couple others that annoy the crap out of me. I just disappear to the basement most days.

[TFOGGER]

Mysterious cable outage...

http://www.stitchdiva.com/media/Tutorials/Wire/WireCutters.jpg

[Great-Kazoo]

I nor the wife have any idea what any of you are talking about

[sniper7]

I nor the wife have any idea what any of you are talking about

think you can get another prescription for my household?[Tooth][ROFL1]

[Monky]

Just wait till she starts wanting to be a 'real housewife'..

You either give her some smackright now, or you're in for a world of trouble.

I know plenty of girls who used to be gymnast, ballerinas, into martial arts.. they're all flexible.. but crazy is crazy.

[Great-Kazoo]

think you can get another prescription for my household?[Tooth][ROFL1]


Stop be and who knows what may happen.
BUT i need you to drop by Elk Bomb for a few items i need.

[sniper7]

Stop be and who knows what may happen.
BUT i need you to drop by Elk Bomb for a few items i need.

what you do to elk behind closed doors is your business![ROFL1]









j/k I know it is a store up there[Tooth]

[wctriumph]

I can't stand these ... shows.

Sorry, I was going to deliver a major rant but I started to grit my teeth so I think I will sign off and watch the Moto GP race from Italy that is starting.


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