Giant Lizard Loose around Woodland Park

[BushMasterBoy]

Ok, this article says there is a giant lizard out loose running around Woodland Park. Don't leave your baby out in the yard...

http://news.yahoo.com/residents-warned-6-foot-lizard-loose-colorado-170906269.html?_esi=1


Looks sorta like this...https://mycotopia.net/forums/attachments/lifestyles/127871d1242488517-i-want-monitor-lizard-monitorasianwater1.jpg

[hatidua]

Grays Monitor?

[Wiggity]

dood......I'd shoot it

[Mtn.man]

Boots,,,

[Wiggity]

Belt,,,

[BushMasterBoy]

Story said it is a "Nile Monitor". Never heard of one before. I heard of a "Queen of Denial" tho'...[ROFL1]

Bad ass holster...

[hatidua]

Story said it is a "Nile Monitor".

-that'll teach me to read rather than simply looking at the photo! Either way, an aquatic monitor isn't really designed for dry Colorado, that lizard needs to get itself to a river in the Southeastern U.S. before somebody drives over it in their shiny spinning-rimmed Escalade.

[bellavite1]

"Honey, your mom is in the back yard..."[Tooth]

[Big Wall]

The monitor ate my baby!

[Jeff350]

What caliber should I carry for monitor defense?

[Wiggity]

What caliber should I carry for monitor defense?

.577 tyrannosaur at least

[flan7211]

What's the difference between your mom and a lizard?

[bellavite1]

What's the difference between your mom and a lizard?
They are both cold but the lizard still moves?

[flan7211]

"Your mom's a whore"

That started the best fist fight I've ever seen.

[blacklabel]

What caliber should I carry for monitor defense?

. 223. It will bounce around in its head and kill it plus you don't have to worry about an exit wound so you won't ruin more of the hide.

[BushMasterBoy]

You can always eat the monitor...

[Dr_Fwd]

Boots,,,

Lol

[DSull]

barbecue and some nice steamed rice!

[CrufflerSteve]

http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv281/CrufflerSteve/Misc/iguana.jpg

Barbecue! It'll taste like chicken. These guys probably know some recipes: https://vimeo.com/23348672

Steve

[WETWRKS]

What will we do if it gets zombified? The sky is falling!

[theGinsue]

Hmmm. Looks a bit like goanna; you can live on it, but it taste like shit. (a take from Crocodile Dundee)

[Longnecktipper]

Lmao , Crufflersteve , that my friend , was funny !

[onebadfx4]

Would make a nice mount.