Ridge
07-25-2012, 16:24
http://denver.craigslist.org/spo/3161256441.html
For sale is one ginormous, black, roof top box that was only used a handful of times. Here is the story: My friends Scott and Lara moved to Colorado from Florida with their five kids. In their first year here, they decided to embrace the Colorado lifestyle. Scott stopped shaping his eyebrows, Lara became a vegan, they bought a Mercedes SUV at Murray Motors, they went to Sports Authority and dropped a small fortune on skis and ski apparel, and then they bought this ridiculous box to schlep it all up to the mountains every weekend. They basked in their newly discovered Rocky Mountain high, posting pictures of themselves skiing on Facebook (well mostly drinking at the base), telling anyone who would listen how much they loved Breckenridge over Vail, you know, cause there weren't as many tourists there, and regaling how ski school had changed their kid's lives, giving them more confidence than they had ever had before. Then, in a flash, Scott woke up one morning in mid June and realized he is a Jew from Boca Raton. He missed eating Rueben sandwiches at The Boca Raton Resort and Club, which he was still paying yearly dues on because the initiation was too ridiculous to give up his membership. They sold everything they owned and blew town like they owed Elway money. Because they couldn't give this stupid box away in mid June, Scott saddled me with it and asked me to sell it for him. It now sits in my basement, an obtrusive shrine to how idiotic my buddy is. He wants $500, which is why I have listed it for $300/obo. I am really hoping someone buys it, not because I am going to give him a red cent of the money, but rather because I will use the money to buy a plane ticket to fly down and see him, where I will demand to go to his country club, just to see the faces of everyone down there when he shows up with an Iranian guy. Seriously--good deal. Buy it and get it the fuck out of my basement.
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For sale is one ginormous, black, roof top box that was only used a handful of times. Here is the story: My friends Scott and Lara moved to Colorado from Florida with their five kids. In their first year here, they decided to embrace the Colorado lifestyle. Scott stopped shaping his eyebrows, Lara became a vegan, they bought a Mercedes SUV at Murray Motors, they went to Sports Authority and dropped a small fortune on skis and ski apparel, and then they bought this ridiculous box to schlep it all up to the mountains every weekend. They basked in their newly discovered Rocky Mountain high, posting pictures of themselves skiing on Facebook (well mostly drinking at the base), telling anyone who would listen how much they loved Breckenridge over Vail, you know, cause there weren't as many tourists there, and regaling how ski school had changed their kid's lives, giving them more confidence than they had ever had before. Then, in a flash, Scott woke up one morning in mid June and realized he is a Jew from Boca Raton. He missed eating Rueben sandwiches at The Boca Raton Resort and Club, which he was still paying yearly dues on because the initiation was too ridiculous to give up his membership. They sold everything they owned and blew town like they owed Elway money. Because they couldn't give this stupid box away in mid June, Scott saddled me with it and asked me to sell it for him. It now sits in my basement, an obtrusive shrine to how idiotic my buddy is. He wants $500, which is why I have listed it for $300/obo. I am really hoping someone buys it, not because I am going to give him a red cent of the money, but rather because I will use the money to buy a plane ticket to fly down and see him, where I will demand to go to his country club, just to see the faces of everyone down there when he shows up with an Iranian guy. Seriously--good deal. Buy it and get it the fuck out of my basement.
http://images.craigslist.org/5I55O35Ka3mf3N33H7c7o7b3b633ece381e8f.jpg