I am wearing an apron

[spittoon]

[ROFL1]The wife has just had surgery.She is making me of all people make""burn"" choke cherry jelly ,sand hill plumb jelly.Is there any sympathy out there? the best sympathy post will receive 1 jar of each. I will ship but would like it to be close ftf ready set gohttp://imageplay.net/img/tya22277150/100_2440.jpg

[SideShow Bob]

Ain't got no sympathy for you, especially since your wife is laid up after surgery, but I do have a truck load of sympathy for her if you are in the kitchen........[Beer]
I sure could go for some homemade jelly though.

[Fentonite]

Not just making jelly, it appears that she made you unload the dishwasher too! And is that beer on the counter? Making you drink warm beer??? The humanity!!! Brother, it's not you who should be sending out jelly... It's all of us who should be sending stuff to you. Now, what's the proper "sympathy" gift for a guy who has to tend to a post-op wife, while cooking, cleaning, and drinking warm beer?....

[spittoon]

Ain't got no sympathy for you, especially since your wife is laid up after surgery, but I do have a truck load of sympathy for her if you are in the kitchen........[Beer]
I sure could go for some homemade jelly though.
That is a good one at least the house is not on fire

[TEAMRICO]

I swear to god I have those same cabinets and counter tops!

[10mm-man]

AWE DUDE I REALLY REALLY FEEL FOR YOU! And want a jar!!

How was that?

[20X11]

Suck it up, buttercup...and share the fruits of your labors.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

[ROFL1] Sorry man, glad the wiff is ok after the surgery!! No story here. Just bottled up my emotions after my last go around. I say right now Fentonite gets the jelly!! [Coffee] [Beer]

[copfish]

Chokecherry? Choke this! [ROFL1]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Chokecherry? Choke this! [ROFL1]
Have you tried this jelly?? GOOD SHIT!! Next to jalapeno jelly!!

[jerrymrc]

Ain't got no sympathy for you, especially since your wife is laid up after surgery, but I do have a truck load of sympathy for her if you are in the kitchen........[Beer]
I sure could go for some homemade jelly though.

And here I thought you had a son. [Beer]

[Ed_S]

None from me as my wife had hip surgery in June and still can't walk.

On the plus side she did say I could have a new rifle:)

[jplove71]

The thread title is misleading. WHERE'S THE APRON?!?!?!

[Holger Danske]

Give up the man card... At least until she gets the kitchen back.

[spittoon]

This is closed and the wife made a judgement, and the grand prize winner is #1 fentonite with a close #2 slide show bob funny stuff # 3 teamrico the wife say you got good taste " or better yet your wife has taste in cabinets and count tops" but other than that I have to say kick rocks fentonite won !![Beer]

[theGinsue]

Didn't see anything in that kitchen to make your wife a sam'ich.

Shouldn't you be making her a sam'ich too?

Glad to hear she's recovering well. After what my wife did for me when I broke both hands, I'd be getting off really easy if I only had to make my wife some jelly.

[Monky]

This is a test.

This is a test of the Woman's ability to control the nookie. Should you fail in this test, and assuredly it shall not be easy to pass. You will be barred from all 'brown chicken brown cow' for a period TBD by the test administrator.

This is not ONLY a test. [Coffee]

[GhostRider]

oh man, choke cherry jelly is the best, my mom used to make it when I was a kid, I feel for you on the cooking bit, but, it will taste so good when your done.

[sniper7]

I feel soo terribly sorry for you. What you really need right now is a nice Asian massage, a day off from work tomorrow, a day off from all chores and manly duties for the weekend so you can do as you please. What you really need is Saturday off to go shooting which includes someone to put up targets for you AND reload your mags.
But for tonight I propose a Swedish maid clean the house and a french 20 year old serve you the beverage of your choice as you watch the olympic games!

[encorehunter]

I have a couple gallons of choke cherries in the freezer right now. If I drop them off, can I pick up the bottled jelly? Oops. I guess I'm not to good at this sympathy thing.[Flower]