View Full Version : Online dating sites-I'm looking for guys. (LOL)
I was puzzled. In real life, I do pretty good with babes. So I plunked my gorgeous ass down on an online dating site, and started smooth talking the ladies, and nothing. (well, some replies on how nice it was to complement them, from a cougar, and how 'funny' it was.) Some girls I just wanted to know about some stuff that they were doing, and that I was not into dating them. Some girls looked at my profile, some did not. But NO responses from 50 sent messages.
Ok, I kinda thought I was the center of the universe here, but then WAMO, I looked at my competition and about freaked out. There were more 'hot' guys than women (STFU- I'm telling a story here) and my stupid profile suddenly made me feel like I was some chump high school kid at a College dance. (or bringing a knife to a gunfight) etc...
BUT- I did notice that Arvada has way more 'hot chicks' than &% )*@)$)@) Boulder area, and will be doing more stuff down there now as it seems more like a target rich environment.
But it is humbling to be just another piece of meat, where the roles are reversed and YOUR the friggin girl. So, god, its almost sounds homo, but I might email some of the guys there, let them know whats up (total bullshype for guys) and get some wingmen and go hit the real friggin world.
God that would be funny. Email all the hot chicks telling them where we will be if they are man enough to show up. [ROFL1]
Its a good thing I looked all this crap up FAST, and found out about these dating sites, (3 days) and did not pay anything. All the guys say the same thing, I wrote decent, funny emails etc, got NO responses.[Bang] God, there are some frigging hot chicks on there (1/1000), but there is no way they are going to respond to ME and my goofy pic and profile, no matter how I augment it(Ex-Astronaut/ Fighter pilot/ movie star/ model/ I'm French, I'm English with a posh accent, etc..) Any hot chick will get 100's of responses a week, maybe a day. So their 'attention' NEED is overloaded, giving the female godlike powers of selection. I'll take the real world any day. Wingy or not.[Beer]
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Mick-Boy
08-04-2012, 02:09
Ronin? What are you doing posting on rocktot's account?
stevelkinevil
08-04-2012, 02:18
I was puzzled. In real life, I do pretty good with babes. So I plunked my gorgeous ass down on an online dating site, and started smooth talking the ladies, and nothing. (well, some replies on how nice it was to complement them, from a cougar, and how 'funny' it was.) Some girls I just wanted to know about some stuff that they were doing, and that I was not into dating them. Some girls looked at my profile, some did not. But NO responses from 50 sent messages.
Ok, I kinda thought I was the center of the universe here, but then WAMO, I looked at my competition and about freaked out. There were more 'hot' guys than women (STFU- I'm telling a story here) and my stupid profile suddenly made me feel like I was some chump high school kid at a College dance. (or bringing a knife to a gunfight) etc...
BUT- I did notice that Arvada has way more 'hot chicks' than &% )*@)$)@) Boulder area, and will be doing more stuff down there now as it seems more like a target rich environment.
But it is humbling to be just another piece of meat, where the roles are reversed and YOUR the friggin girl. So, god, its almost sounds homo, but I might email some of the guys there, let them know whats up (total bullshype for guys) and get some wingmen and go hit the real friggin world.
God that would be funny. Email all the hot chicks telling them where we will be if they are man enough to show up. [ROFL1]
Its a good thing I looked all this crap up FAST, and found out about these dating sites, (3 days) and did not pay anything. All the guys say the same thing, I wrote decent, funny emails etc, got NO responses.[Bang] God, there are some frigging hot chicks on there (1/1000), but there is no way they are going to respond to ME and my goofy pic and profile, no matter how I augment it(Ex-Astronaut/ Fighter pilot/ movie star/ model/ I'm French, I'm English with a posh accent, etc..) Any hot chick will get 100's of responses a week, maybe a day. So their 'attention' NEED is overloaded, giving the female godlike powers of selection. I'll take the real world any day. Wingy or not.[Beer]
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I can tell you are the young bull.
2 bulls are standing on hill looking down on a herd of cows, the young bull says "im gonna run down there and screw the hell outta one of them!" the old bull says "im going to stroll down and screw em all". believe me man, its only when you don't care (and I mean really not figuratively) that they do. Its one of many cruel truths when it comes to men and women.
Bailey Guns
08-04-2012, 07:08
Huh... I'm not sure if your story/predicament is:
funny?
pathetic
entertaining?
all of the above?
Good luck, though!
[Beer]
What you need is a BMW [ROFL1]
Uberjager
08-04-2012, 08:01
The girls' vaginas detected that you are really an asocial gun-nut, who lurks gun forums...
Ronin? What are you doing posting on rocktot's account?
Just spit my cereal out....[ROFL1] Thanks alot Mick!
Boulder people... Think they're on top of the world until they leave Boulder.
Ronin? What are you doing posting on rocktot's account?
What you need is a BMW [ROFL1]
[ROFL3]
Have you tried distinguishing yourself from others by sending photos of your penis?
colorider
08-04-2012, 09:02
Hot chicks don't need dating sites unless they are psycho. Buyer beware
mevshooter
08-04-2012, 09:03
Have you tried distinguishing yourself from others by sending photos of your penis?
hahahahahahaha
I have to pee now.
mevshooter
08-04-2012, 09:05
Hot chicks don't need dating sites unless they are psycho. Buyer beware
Or they actually work for a living, go to school full time and have the responsibilities that I find so many girls are lacking today.
However, in general, there is a bit of truth to that statement.
HBARleatherneck
08-04-2012, 09:15
Ronin? What are you doing posting on rocktot's account?
i didnt scroll down and see your response. so, i scrolled down to hit reply and your response was exactly what i was thinking. Ronin is that you. how funny.
FireMoth
08-04-2012, 09:15
Men dont have "wing men"
When was the last time you heard a woman say "yeah, that guy who has his buddy propping up his confidence, and drowning his insecurities in cheap beer... i want THAT one"
Be a human being, don't play games, and meet someone that you might actually enjoy.
There are approx. 7 billion people in this world. About half of which have the genital arrangement you are looking for, what ever that may be.
Stop F#$%in about, and just be a human being. Not every woman is looking for oiled up beef cake with genital pics. In fact, if you ask them, you'll find damned few of them are.
Why don't you ask some of the women (the people you SHOULD be talking to, unless you are questioning your orientation) how successful those guys you think are hot shit have been with them.
Here's a hint: If the site is flush with those guys, what are the odds its WORKING for them?
I tried looking for a dating site specific pinterest board for your, but had no luck.
Byte Stryke
08-04-2012, 09:26
I know this sounds crazy... and completely without imagination...
try being yourself and discovering the woman's personality.
we are not our genitals, neither are they.
have the kind of genuine conversations with a woman you would with your "buds".
(leave out the vulgar stuff at first)
as my wife put it "I love it when you are romantically sincere."
Great-Kazoo
08-04-2012, 09:30
You could have went to chik-fil-a yesterday, to see what the competition was like, in real life.
GilpinGuy
08-04-2012, 18:47
I sense a new monicor....
I was puzzled. In real life, I do pretty good with babes.
yeah, uh huh....
Ok, I kinda thought I was the center of the universe here
no, really?
So, god, its almost sounds homo, but I might email some of the guys there
nobody is passing judgement, just because you are into man-love doesn't preclude you from liking guns. I don't need the details but what you do in your private life is your business.
All the guys
see above
there is no way they are going to respond to ME
I'm told (sorry, I've been married for 21 years, but have a fair number of lesbian friends) that they very much like male friends.
so much win in this thread :D
Ha! Met my girl on a dating site and it took about 4 months of hundreds of emails. It takes time and dating a few before you actually meet someone. Have you noticed all those hot chicks you see all have the same damn profile? Try emailing one that has a unique profile of her own. Lots of Russian women on those sites too, if you're into that and have $ cause I think that's what they are looking for lol. [Weight]
Ha! Met my girl on a dating site and it took about 4 months of hundreds of emails. It takes time and dating a few before you actually meet someone. Have you noticed all those hot chicks you see all have the same damn profile? Try emailing one that has a unique profile of her own. Lots of Russian women on those sites too, if you're into that and have $ cause I think that's what they are looking for lol. [Weight]
The OP is a pole-smoker, which is cool, but detailing activities here ain't gonna go well...
God, hilarious, thanks all. No well, the past 4 months I've been on the hunt, and I meet someone, but they aren't there when I go back, or are married, so Im getting pissed off and No, I was like- WTF why aren't they emailing me????? Because in real life if I was talking or hitting on 4 or 5 SINGLE chicks, I'd get 2 of em. You know, I thought, god, this is BETTER than real life, I'm going to be FLOODED with all these babes, what am I going to do, I'd better stop messaging them because I can't handle 3 at once (STFU please).[ROFL1]
I got one cougar emailing me back, then nothing...its like-WTF????
So I looked up "why aren't girls answering me on dating sites" and found a thread where guys said the same thing as I was experiencing. (only THEY are loosers-LOL) So its like, damn, this is not happening, and got pissed, and was in some bizarre kind of male solidarity thing after reading that site, like, this is happening to 'all' of us, lets TAKE BACK OUR POWER!![Rant2]
(NOT A HOMO THING!@!)
I was really pissed off.
Ok, and I have someone lined up in real life, but she may be hooked up, I'll find out in a couple weeks. Another one is like a Goth babe, but I didn't grab here right away, and now she's never there, she was no net just meeting her for a few minutes. I was going after someone else that day though, but she ended up being married, and was going to go talk to her again, but didn't -big mistake, (well the tattoo freaks me out a bit)...
I just need a target rich environment and nature will take its course, but online dating is NOT the real world, I was just saying that. Eh, hot girls don't always have guys, you know. But yea, stay away from Eastern Europeans.[Weight]
And hey, I'm a Boulder gun guy, not a normal 'Boulder guy'. Boulder is pretty impossible even when I was a 'liberal'. I never really fit in, and I never liked hairy girls, god that was freaky. I mean, that can make you go impy for a month or so. Girls do develop a weird 'Boulder Aura' around them, like some kind of force field. Its really freaky. Then, you meet a REAL woman, and its like Volkswagen beetle vs a Ferrari. LIke, Oh, THAT's a FEMALE, Oh )@#)#$))#(*@#$%# Boulder @(#*&$((@_)_#)))##!!
The OP is a pole-smoker, which is cool, but detailing activities here ain't gonna go well...
God, read the friggin OP dude, JESUS, - I never said I was hooking up with guys....for that!![ROFL1] (And that's not cool) Back in the CLOSET...homo with a gun...jesus...
But I digress..
DANGERTASTIC!
08-04-2012, 21:53
Girls are like guys....when we are watching T.V
They don't care what's on.....they wanna see what ELSE is on.
Pretty clever huh? I just made that up
Wait till you're 40...
Actually, the ONLY 2 women to reply were over 40, and just because I told them how HOT they were. Tried to 'continue' the conversation, and its like crickets chirping time.
I'm lined up, just hope she's single. I'm not used to this stalking thing.
Ok, and I have someone lined up in real life, but she may be hooked up, I'll find out in a couple weeks.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/Winning.jpg
jackthewall81
08-04-2012, 22:56
This dude is one hell of a troll. Pay the troll toll dude.
He's from Boulder...... The women he has to choose from, are also from Boulder...... Still though, my dipshit retarded brother was even able to pull females... Are you fugly or something? Got moles? Smell like something died in your trousers? Do you have all your teeth? If it is just one of the ones mentioned, you can luckily get it fixed with money. If you just suck with women... get cats. [Beer]
lead_magnet
08-05-2012, 03:43
Have you tried distinguishing yourself from others by sending photos of your penis?
You need to put something else in the photo to establish scale, like a credit card, plus they'll know you have a credit card.
On second thought use a toy credit card to goes to a barbie doll, then you'll be impressive.
Mama Bear
08-05-2012, 08:55
Here's an idea...stalk some poor college girl who works at a gas station...then...bring a dog to show you're friendly...and girls love dogs..idk worked for cofi..now were married with a baby
Well, all of you 'Online Dating VIRGINS' wanna laugh and make jokes, but there is a tremendous injustice going on out there. I don't like being CASTRATED by females online. I EMAILED 7 OR 8 HOT BABES AND THEY ALL LOOKED AT MY SITE, BUT DID NOT ANSWER BACK. There is no way I am going to strike out THAT BAD in real life. Its just in real life you don't meet 7 or 8 HOT BABES in like 4 hours.
This is about ONLINE DATING, NOT REAL LIFE! Its a different world.
Adawg38: I don't know HOW you could do this for 4 months unless your a sadist. I emailed all the girls I liked on there like 20 or so, there aren't any left, and they are not like signing up by the dozen every day. Which site did you use? The girls can be fake, I remember this was big on craigslist a while back, (same thing though) and God forbid you ask for a 'White European Girl Only'-man THAT got more email than anything,
Alright enough, I'm OVER my online dating nightmare, so just as a warning to you frustrated single guys: It probably ain't gonna work out.
AND YOU 'OTHER' GUYS STOP PMing ME AND ASKING ME OUT!! IT'S NOT A HOMO THING! I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU HAVE!! [Rant1]
[Stooge]
mevshooter
08-05-2012, 15:17
Are you actually trying to DATE these women, or are you just trying to get them in bed?
The majority of girls I know who have turned to "online dating" aren't looking for a f*&$ and run.
If that's what you are into, I'm pretty sure there are adult dating sites simply for that type of thing.
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-05-2012, 15:45
Are you actually trying to DATE these women, or are you just trying to get them in bed?
The majority of girls I know who have turned to "online dating" aren't looking for a f*&$ and run.
If that's what you are into, I'm pretty sure there are adult dating sites simply for that type of thing.
Yeah or the old fashion places like hmmm a bar?
You're doing it wrong. It can be done. I would know.
sbouslog
08-05-2012, 16:31
They probably don't respond to you because you write like a psychotic tween. Use shorter sentences and less commas. Also try to avoid sugar for a while.
try plenty of fish my brother has a lot of luck with that site or just buy a puppy like mama bear said
Well, all of you 'Online Dating VIRGINS' wanna laugh and make jokes, but there is a tremendous injustice going on out there. I don't like being CASTRATED by females online. I EMAILED 7 OR 8 HOT BABES AND THEY ALL LOOKED AT MY SITE, BUT DID NOT ANSWER BACK. There is no way I am going to strike out THAT BAD in real life. Its just in real life you don't meet 7 or 8 HOT BABES in like 4 hours.
This is about ONLINE DATING, NOT REAL LIFE! Its a different world.
Adawg38: I don't know HOW you could do this for 4 months unless your a sadist. I emailed all the girls I liked on there like 20 or so, there aren't any left, and they are not like signing up by the dozen every day. Which site did you use? The girls can be fake, I remember this was big on craigslist a while back, (same thing though) and God forbid you ask for a 'White European Girl Only'-man THAT got more email than anything,
Alright enough, I'm OVER my online dating nightmare, so just as a warning to you frustrated single guys: It probably ain't gonna work out.
AND YOU 'OTHER' GUYS STOP PMing ME AND ASKING ME OUT!! IT'S NOT A HOMO THING! I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU HAVE!! [Rant1]
[Stooge]
I was on Match.com the only reason I lasted about 4 months was I didn't live on the site. Just emailed girls I liked and went about my days. Went on a few dates here and there. If you're looking to get laid dating sites may not be the place to go the women on there are wanting to date as many men as possible and I think are very picky because they think the man they are gonna find is gonna be Mr. Right. Crap I talked to 1 girl every night on the phone for 2 weeks and then I started pushing to meet up and finally never heard from her again.
mevshooter
08-05-2012, 20:46
Yeah or the old fashion places like hmmm a bar?
The modern "lady killers" tend to be cheap and don't want to pay for the alcohol.
Cougars,,, there aren't just in the Mtns. anymore.
This thread was great! Thanks all,-
Hope you like bitches with kids or yettis. Online dating has a plethora of both.
Okay seriously... Thanks for thinking of me guys, but I have much better grammar and do not whine about this kind of stuff. Pah-leeez, this actually made me feel better about myself having read all this stuff.
To the OP... You're doing it wrong. I've tried online dating and there are a few things to be wary of.
1- About 60% of the women on there are either crazy, fat, or lying about most of their profile (meet one in person, you have a very good chance she looks NOTHING like her pictures).
2- You have confidence, great, but don't come off as a cocky asshole, that just pushes the babes away, bro.
3- Most importantly, be PATIENT. Online dating is a much slower process than IRL dating... I emailed back and forth with a gal for almost a month before we met in person... slow down.
4- Get a BMW, they seriously work! [Coffee] ...kidding, don't try and copy my style [LOL]
Good read though, pretty funny, despite the near-fatal grammar. [Tooth]
AK47 Ranger
08-06-2012, 11:30
My head is full of fuck after reading all of this.
CSB.
DANGERTASTIC!
08-06-2012, 11:34
Hope you like bitches with kids or yettis. Online dating has a plethora of both.
True.
It's like buying a car....you expect it to come with wheels and tires, same goes for girls.....they come with kids.
The new trend is babies. Every girl wants one. It's gettin to be ridiculous
Grass is always greener....fight like hell to get one, wonder what the hell have I done to myself once you got one. buyer beware
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-06-2012, 13:04
True.
It's like buying a car....you expect it to come with wheels and tires, same goes for girls.....
Haha and theyve gotten the wheels and tires fucked off of em.
DANGERTASTIC!
08-06-2012, 14:09
Haha and theyve gotten the wheels and tires fucked off of em.
Hahahahaha!! It's true!
Have of the girls I see I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.....let alone MY pole.
It's not crabs the girls carry nowadays, those have evolved into saber tooth crotch crickets.....not somethin I want.
What pisses me off is girls are always whining about there not being any decent guys out there, sorry bitch but the good guy you DID have, you Cheated on! And not to mention not all guys want your "pre made family". Should made dude pull out
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