View Full Version : caught a guy pissing on my neighbor's house
buckshotbarlow
08-08-2012, 21:22
A solar install crew was working on my neighbor's house, got a cell phone pick of one of them pissing on his house. What do u all think i should do?
[Help] Poll is up
i posted the pic later on in the post, but here it is...u decide!
http://jtmiller.info/pissn.PNG
Do you like your neighbor? [ROFL1]
buckshotbarlow
08-08-2012, 21:23
he's a good guy, no complaints. I wouldn't take a bullet for him though...
yankeefan98121
08-08-2012, 21:25
give it to him and let him decide what to do
Sharpienads
08-08-2012, 21:26
give it to him and let him decide what to do
Agreed. Or send it to the owner of the company.
Yeah, that's crap, give him the pic. Nasty bastards doing that stuff to somebody.
Alright, so, you like him, but you don't dislike him.... I'd go with give it to your neighbor (it would improve relations with your neighbor also) and let him decide with to do with it.
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
08-08-2012, 21:35
Let the guy keep his job nobody likes a rat
buckshotbarlow
08-08-2012, 21:40
ya, hate to see the guy loose his job. maybe i should talk to him...
Maybe the guy just had to piss? It wont kill anyone and it would be rude to ask to pee in someones house I would imagine.
No reason for a guy to lose his job or become a sex predator for taking a piss.
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
08-08-2012, 21:43
ya, hate to see the guy loose his job. maybe i should talk to him...
There's a idea
Troublco
08-08-2012, 21:43
Where I am right now, nobody thinks twice about standing right out wherever they happen to be and taking a leak into one of the drainage ditches along the street, or just out in a field. They'll park their motor scooter (most common mode of transport around here) over to the side, turn around, and let fly. Few days ago as we were riding to work there was a guy squatted over the ditch dropping a deuce, right there in front of everyone.
But that's over here...I'd be ticked if I found a worker from a contractor's crew wizzing on my house.
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
08-08-2012, 21:45
Maybe you could offer the crew to come use your bathroom
Maybe the guy just had to piss? It wont kill anyone and it would be rude to ask to pee in someones house I would imagine.
No reason for a guy to lose his job or become a sex predator for taking a piss.
Rude to ask to use someone's bathroom but not rude to piss on their house[Dunno]
I wouldn't tolerate that shit so I say give it to your neighbor and let him be the judge of what happens next.
buckshotbarlow
08-08-2012, 21:54
Maybe you could offer the crew to come use your bathroom
how about yours? Or better yet, ur house?
Seriously, maybe my neighbor might get a better install if I tell the guy he was a dick, and for hime to the job right...
you neighbor may be into solar cause he's a greeny. Well this guy is saving water and adding minerals back to earth, saving water, saving gas by driving to a place with a public bathroom, saving time too. He should be thanked, not chastised for doing what we all must do. Heck you should ask him why he isn't pooing too.
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
08-08-2012, 21:58
how about yours? Or better yet, ur house?
Seriously, maybe my neighbor might get a better install if I tell the guy he was a dick, and for hime to the job right...
Why would they come to Brighton to use my bathroom? That's just stupid
Are you sure he was pissing "on" the house and not just "by" the house?
I'm sure everyone here has pissed in an alley, on the side of the road, in a parking lot, or in your own back yard because you were just too lazy to go inside the house.
If he was doing it to relieve himself I say "no harm, no foul".
If he was doing it with malicious intent or for evil purposes then turn him in to his employer.
buckshotbarlow
08-08-2012, 22:05
Why would they come to Brighton to use my bathroom? That's just stupid
their company is from brighton...
The question that should be asked, would you like someone pissing on your house? If so I'm usually available during weekends and I'd be glad to come piss all over your house, your cars and maybe your dog!! LMK[Muaha]
10mm-man
08-08-2012, 22:06
How many times you have to take a leak, with no place to go? Let it go bro, not a big deal!! Back in the day we wouldn't even think of it twice and I am sure he didn't mean any disrespect.
Maybe offer your toilet for him to use from now on....[ROFL1][ROFL1]
Are you sure he was pissing "on" the house and not just "by" the house?
I'm sure everyone here has pissed in an alley, on the side of the road, in a parking lot, or in your own back yard because you were just too lazy to go inside the house.
If he was doing it to relieve himself I say "no harm, no foul".
If he was doing it with malicious intent or for evil purposes then turn him in to his employer.
Good point[Beer]
was he writing his name or just taking care of business to get back to work? it's all about intention...
buckshotbarlow
08-08-2012, 22:21
he chk'd six, twice, then pissed on in the corner of house. I figured the cat had to go, or he couldn't make back 2 brighton...
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
08-08-2012, 22:35
What would you be gaining by being a Narc anyway? I don't understand the issue if someone pissed on my house while they were working on it and my chatty Cathy neighbor came to tell me about my response would be, so fucking what
The guy pissed on a house, it's hardly newsworthy. -relax already.
DANGERTASTIC!
08-08-2012, 23:18
Maybe the guy just had to piss? It wont kill anyone and it would be rude to ask to pee in someones house I would imagine.
No reason for a guy to lose his job or become a sex predator for taking a piss.
I agree with this. I was a roofer for 6 years. The homeowner wasn't always home.
Granted we Never peed ON the house......
Maybe the guy had to go. Maybe he has kids and at least he's WORKING and not on WELFARE!!!!
Colorado Luckydog
08-08-2012, 23:21
The guy pissed on a house, it's hardly newsworthy. -relax already.
If your 12 year old daughter or wife were watching, what would you say then. The guy pulls his wanger out in my neihborhood, I'm going to tell him to put it away.
If you are in town, there is a restroom close enough. If you are a little out of town, he can find a place where no one can see him.
The way I heard it was that he pushed one motorcycle out of the way, in order to piss on a second motorcycle...
clublights
08-09-2012, 00:47
The way I heard it was that he pushed one motorcycle out of the way, in order to piss on a second motorcycle...
And He didn't even wave to either of em !!!!!!
Are you sure he was pissing "on" the house and not just "by" the house?
I'm sure everyone here has pissed in an alley, on the side of the road, in a parking lot, or in your own back yard because you were just too lazy to go inside the house.
If he was doing it to relieve himself I say "no harm, no foul".
If he was doing it with malicious intent or for evil purposes then turn him in to his employer.
^This^. Pissing ON the house, or NEXT TO the house? Big difference, IMO. Intent is everything.
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-09-2012, 06:39
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, better to be pissed on than pissed in.
On a serious not let it slide.
RCCrawler
08-09-2012, 07:12
My 2 year old son took a piss in the home depot parking lot yesterday, hope no one got a pic.
We're trying to get him potty trained, and as we left the store and were getting into the car he started doing the dance. When he does that you have about 30 seconds max, I knew we weren't gonna make it back into the store, and I didn't want him pissing my car, so the parking lot it was.
StagLefty
08-09-2012, 07:31
I say invite him to our upcoming pissing match [ROFL1]
newracer
08-09-2012, 09:10
No big deal.
Yeah for me I'd have to see the video. If the other guys on the crew are laughing and cheering him on while he draws a smiley face on the wall with his meat stick I'd be on that like shit on velcro. But if he just peed a nice little puddle on the corner of the house in some rocks or something I'd personally approach that specific worker and just let him know that he can use the bathroom from now and that you aren't going to relay what happened to his boss or anything like that. Problem solved, problem staying solved without unnecessary crap.
Post the pic and let us decide
buckshotbarlow
08-09-2012, 09:33
He's onsite again today...
http://jtmiller.info/pissn.PNG
I caught him late in the act with the phone, here he is putting capt'n winkie away.
That looks like a very strong peeing ON the house.
buckshotbarlow
08-09-2012, 09:34
Yeah for me I'd have to see the video. If the other guys on the crew are laughing and cheering him on while he draws a smiley face on the wall with his meat stick I'd be on that like shit on velcro. But if he just peed a nice little puddle on the corner of the house in some rocks or something I'd personally approach that specific worker and just let him know that he can use the bathroom from now and that you aren't going to relay what happened to his boss or anything like that. Problem solved, problem staying solved without unnecessary crap.
when i get back from my custy, i think i'm going call his company, and ask what their "piss policy" is...
buckshotbarlow
08-09-2012, 09:36
i'd roflmao if he was on this site...
If pissing in a corner of the house is wrong, I don't want to be right. I say let it go, he looks like he's trying to conceal himself.
Haha, so no one is recognizing the fact that you knowingly took a pic of a man with his dong out?
He didn't have to piss on the house. I have no problem with someone taking a leak by the house. Just not on the house. I mean, dude he pissed on your house!
Should find out what car is his and go piss on it, then we he comes after you all pissed off (pun intended) tell him that you thought it was open season for pissing on other peoples property.
buckshotbarlow
08-09-2012, 09:42
maybe i should ask my neighbor if he supports obama...that should be the deciding the action, and ask the guy pissn also...[ROFL2]
Looks like he is trying to get close so he isn't seen.
maybe i should ask my neighbor if he supports obama...that should be the deciding the action, and ask the guy pissn also...[ROFL2]
That might be a good idea.
That look like some pretty blatant on-house pissing. I'm afraid only YOU, op, have the capacity to make this decision.
If you catch him again, it may enough of you call him out on it. Just be like "dude go piss in a toilet"
argonstrom
08-09-2012, 10:27
That house really tied the neighborhood together, dude.
bigshane
08-09-2012, 10:31
That house really tied the neighborhood together, dude.
Hahaha, needed that, thanks
BushMasterBoy
08-09-2012, 10:35
I knew a guy that did this. Ex-con working in a womans backyard. She called the cops. Cops came and guy ran in her shed and fired a .44 at the cops. Then he shot himself in the head, dead. I'd call him out, you don't know who this pisser is...
argonstrom
08-09-2012, 10:41
I'd call him out, you don't know who this pisser is...
I believe "urinating-American"is the preferred nomenclature.
bellavite1
08-09-2012, 10:43
Hey, can you give him my neighbor's address? I can only produce so much...[Tooth]
Are houses the new bushes and trees?....
Maybe the guy just had to piss? It wont kill anyone and it would be rude to ask to pee in someones house I would imagine.
No reason for a guy to lose his job or become a sex predator for taking a piss.
No maybe to it, He had to piss!![Tooth] I'm with Sniper, let it go. Atleast he wasn't taking a dump! Then you could have yelled at him, scared him, and he would have fallen back in it!![ROFL1][ROFL2]
I vote let it go.
At the most I would offer my restroom to someone.
The potential of him getting in trouble with the law is high if anything is said, and the penalty once you do is insane and unfair, imho.
newracer
08-09-2012, 14:12
All kinds of animals piss and shit on your house. I still say no big deal.
How long do you lay in wait trying to get another new pic? News break if you have construction work of any kind going on your yard...it's probably going to get pissed in.
Side note I was on a jobsite where someone took a piss in the bushes. About 10 minutes later this old woman comes over and starts yelling wanting to talk to the boss. This draws everyones attention of course. Well the old woman fingers this guy Emery out of the bunch as the one who done it. Emery is getting excited himself saying that it wasn't him. He didn't piss in the bushes. Probably afraid he is going to lose his job at this point. Finally the boss asks the old lady what exactly did you see anyways. She holds her fingers up about 8 inches apart. I saw a big ol pecker about this big. Everyone starts busting up laughing and Emery is happy as a clam saying couldn't have been me then. He'd been fully exonerated from any crime at that point. Probably the hardest I'd ever laughed in my life.
Bet the ol lady wish she had a camera phone.
How long do you lay in wait trying to get another new pic? News break if you have construction work of any kind going on your yard...it's probably going to get pissed in.
Side note I was on a jobsite where someone took a piss in the bushes. About 10 minutes later this old woman comes over and starts yelling wanting to talk to the boss. This draws everyones attention of course. Well the old woman fingers this guy Emery out of the bunch as the one who done it. Emery is getting excited himself saying that it wasn't him. He didn't piss in the bushes. Probably afraid he is going to lose his job at this point. Finally the boss asks the old lady what exactly did you see anyways. She holds her fingers up about 8 inches apart. I saw a big ol pecker about this big. Everyone starts busting up laughing and Emery is happy as a clam saying couldn't have been me then. He'd been fully exonerated from any crime at that point. Probably the hardest I'd ever laughed in my life.
I was fired that day...
buckshotbarlow
08-09-2012, 15:03
So i was upstairs getting some water and treats for the dog, same guy, smoking and throwing his cig butts on my yard. I think i'll have to talk to him...
newracer
08-09-2012, 15:29
That would make me way more upset than pissing.
Byte Stryke
08-09-2012, 15:39
in today's knee-jerk Society, you give it to your neighbor and
1) he calls the cops, Now we have a registered sex offender (Public indecency) in jail sucking up tax dollars and will now have a hard time finding work even after he gets out
2) Neighbor sues Company, company closes and lays everyone off.
all because a guy had to take a leak.
no harm, no foul
it wasn't an elementary school playground
you neighbor may be into solar cause he's a greeny. Well this guy is saving water and adding minerals back to earth, saving water, saving gas by driving to a place with a public bathroom, saving time too. He should be thanked, not chastised for doing what we all must do. Heck you should ask him why he isn't pooing too.
When I worked with my dad who did residential construction, there was never any place to go so the crews relieved themselves somewhere in the yard, generally discretely. Better than in the front with the yuppie wives and kids watching.
Seriously if people don't want their plants watered offer the bathroom or rent a porta pot for the duration of the job. Where does everyone expect them to go? Or are they not supposed to drink all day and make sure not to piss until they leave the premises.
The Cigarette butts are unacceptable, that's rude.
While I am totally opposed the solar thing, a con job using taxpayer money, homeowners should probably offer some water too.
[Beer]
Troublco
08-09-2012, 16:13
I'd have just mentioned it to the neighbor (as long as they weren't buttheads) except for the throwing butts in my yard. For me, that puts it straight up to telling him directly to cut it out. Sort of like some people think it's OK to let their dogs crap in your yard. I don't let my dogs crap in other people's yards, and I expect the same courtesy from them.
I have issues with people who seem to think that since my property borders the river, they can cross my fences and go walking around on my property wherever they damn well feel like. Had one recently that the wife found walking along the parallel to our house along the treeline, right in the middle of our property. After she told him it was private property and he needed to leave, he proceeded to keep right on going until she made it clear that he needed to get the hell off or she'd call the sheriff, and the dogs were there to make sure he went the right way. The signs and barb wire fence must not be clear enough.
Both of them are just manifestations of utter inconsideration.[Rant1]
buckshotbarlow
08-09-2012, 18:23
Just got done talking to the neighbor about the solar, and well...
I decided to let it go, the guy voted for obama in the last election...i guess justice served...
mevshooter
08-09-2012, 18:57
Apparently the majority of the people on here that have such a problem with this have either never worked a job where you were a) outside all day and NOT ALLOWED to ask the customer to use their bathroom and b) were not allowed to leave the job site.
From those of us who work outside so YOU don't have to, you're welcome.
[Tooth]
Good call on letting it go.
argonstrom
08-09-2012, 20:26
Just got done talking to the neighbor about the solar, and well...
I decided to let it go, the guy voted for obama in the last election...i guess justice served...
Is his wife is hot?
quondom fremd
08-09-2012, 20:39
Sort of like some people think it's OK to let their dogs crap in your yard. I don't let my dogs crap in other people's yards, and I expect the same courtesy from them.
If my dog starts to go on a yard with a no poo sign, I pull him onto the sidewalk, however it's not much better since there's always a giant poo slick after I pick it up. [LOL]
So i was upstairs getting some water and treats for the dog, same guy, smoking and throwing his cig butts on my yard. I think i'll have to talk to him...
that would piss me off. I will be having a talk with my neighbor if his son keeps that shit up. He comes flying down the road with his music blasting and always tosses his cig butts out on the street which blow into my driveway and my yard.
I'd have just mentioned it to the neighbor (as long as they weren't buttheads) except for the throwing butts in my yard. For me, that puts it straight up to telling him directly to cut it out. Sort of like some people think it's OK to let their dogs crap in your yard. I don't let my dogs crap in other people's yards, and I expect the same courtesy from them.
I have issues with people who seem to think that since my property borders the river, they can cross my fences and go walking around on my property wherever they damn well feel like. Had one recently that the wife found walking along the parallel to our house along the treeline, right in the middle of our property. After she told him it was private property and he needed to leave, he proceeded to keep right on going until she made it clear that he needed to get the hell off or she'd call the sheriff, and the dogs were there to make sure he went the right way. The signs and barb wire fence must not be clear enough.
Both of them are just manifestations of utter inconsideration.[Rant1]
You need to dig some ankle bustin holes.[Tooth]
Just got done talking to the neighbor about the solar, and well...
I decided to let it go, the guy voted for obama in the last election...i guess justice served...
Make sure you get a few Romney signs for your yard [Beer]
If my dog starts to go on a yard with a no poo sign, I pull him onto the sidewalk, however it's not much better since there's always a giant poo slick after I pick it up. [LOL]
now...do you pick it up with a doggy bag, or do you use the "truffle method" such as that on the movie "American Wedding"[ROFL1]
quondom fremd
08-09-2012, 21:13
now...do you pick it up with a doggy bag, or do you use the "truffle method" such as that on the movie "American Wedding"[ROFL1]
I only use the "truffle method" when there is a Liberal around to take it off my hands.
Yell at him "that's why they make bathrooms unless it's night time and you're drunk! Then throw water balloons at him[ROFL1]
It's all out of fun.
Or talk out the window trying to sound like a little kid "mommy, why is that man touching himself?" for a less settle approach.
lead_magnet
08-10-2012, 02:50
I was on the fence, leaning towards the "let it go", but now that you have presented the new evidence about the violation of man law section 214 paragraph 12 subsection "a", the throwing of one's cigarette butts onto another man's yard, I hearby motion the court to treat the defendant as an ass-hat. Only an ass-hat tosses his butts into another guy's yard and pisses on his neighbors house.
I say slide it in to the hilt and break it off! (the preverbial sword of justice that is)
This ass hat has tried hard and gained his ass-hat status and should be treated as such.
No quarter for these swine, let them know who they are dealing with. Feel no shame brother, your wrath is just. Just memorize Samuel L. Jackson's line from Pulp Fiction before you go talk to him.
bigun1962
08-10-2012, 05:38
When you have to go you have to go. The company should provide a porta john for the crew or your neighbor access to the head. The worker may loose his job and it could get a whole lot worse.
I was on the fence, leaning towards the "let it go", but now that you have presented the new evidence about the violation of man law section 214 paragraph 12 subsection "a", the throwing of one's cigarette butts onto another man's yard, I hearby motion the court to treat the defendant as an ass-hat. Only an ass-hat tosses his butts into another guy's yard and pisses on his neighbors house.
I say slide it in to the hilt and break it off! (the preverbial sword of justice that is)
This ass hat has tried hard and gained his ass-hat status and should be treated as such.
No quarter for these swine, let them know who they are dealing with. Feel no shame brother, your wrath is just. Just memorize Samuel L. Jackson's line from Pulp Fiction before you go talk to him.
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