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airborneranger
08-09-2012, 18:29
This would be my 9 year old daughter. Good God, I am looking forward to my "deployment" in order to get out of this mess. Tonight was a royal smack-down in my house over non-issues. I am literally counting down the next 9 years because I know she will tear out of the house the first chance she gets.
For all of you out there with young daughters, God bless you. I have zero issues out of my 11 year old daughter but I am bracing for the teenage years.
My wife is a true saint who will have to deal with this mess/crap for the next 12 months. If read in the news about a lady going crazy in the Springs, it will probably be her.
[Bang]
ChunkyMonkey
08-09-2012, 18:46
What did she do?
Troublco
08-09-2012, 18:46
I have a 12 year old daughter, and we've had a few absolute blowouts over piddly little crap just because she seems determined to fight. Other days...she's just perfect. My 9 year old son is high functioning autistic, so we have our days with him, too.
Sometimes I'm glad that my post-retirement job retains the deployment factor...[ROFL1]
sellersm
08-09-2012, 18:49
Drama: learn it, live it, love it! Father of almost 12 and almost 17 daughters....
Drama: learn it, live it, love it! Father of almost 12 and almost 17 daughters....
I had to re-read that. I hit "almost 17 daughters" and I'm thinking 16 daughters and a son that the doc's thought was a girl in the sonogram. Felt REAL bad for you for a second there. And worse for the Mrs.
sellersm
08-09-2012, 19:00
LOL! Guess I should have been clearer: TWO daughters aged almost 12 and almost 17.
I got that, but had a big spit take on first quick read.
argonstrom
08-09-2012, 19:19
One doesn't raise pre-teen girls; one survives raising pre-teen girls.
14 year old daughter here.
Compared to the 22 and 20 year old sons, they all have issues. That's OK, so did I when I was that age. Gives so much perspective on what our parents went through [Beer]
One doesn't raise pre-teen girls; one survives raising pre-teen girls.
Man, THAT ain't no shit! Raised one stepdaughter, that was one too many.
ahhh mines just turning 2 so its juuuuust starting now
airborneranger
08-09-2012, 19:29
One doesn't raise pre-teen girls; one survives raising pre-teen girls.
Exactly!
My 9 year old is very strong willed. It is to the point that she literally explodes if she doesn't get to do what she wants to do. Of course, we (my wife and I) don't put up with that crap, so........
Tonight, she threw a fit about who was going to take her to the school open house. It was literally ridiculous but brought much drama to my house.
Snowman78
08-09-2012, 19:36
I have 3 kids total, oldest is 12 year old girl middle is 9 year old boy and youngest is a 2 year old girl. So we get to have a toddler and teenager at the same time. It is also way more work with 3 kids then it. Was with 2....but we love them all!
quondom fremd
08-09-2012, 19:45
I'm so glad I don't have kids, my 3 year old niece already tells me that her Grandma ( my mother) can't go out with us because she is too old and asks too many questions, [ROFL1]
it'll only get worse I'm assuming.
spittoon
08-09-2012, 19:49
i hope everthing works out ,, but just in case gorilla tape works on the boys [Beer]
Here is Mark Twains advice on teenagers
"When a child turns 12 you should put him in a barrel, nail the lid down and feed him through a knot hole. When he turns 16, plug the hole!"
Maby you need to start this a little earlier....say 10?
Byte Stryke
08-09-2012, 20:31
[ROFL1]
I have 5 Boys
and I pity you guys
I had to re-read that. I hit "almost 17 daughters" and I'm thinking 16 daughters and a son that the doc's thought was a girl in the sonogram. Felt REAL bad for you for a second there. And worse for the Mrs.
[ROFL1] I did the same double take. I was thinking some Jerry Springer stuff was going on[ROFL1]
stevelkinevil
08-09-2012, 22:42
I am thankful every day that the good lord in his infinite wisdom blessed me with boys. I don't know how you guys do it. Hell I can barely handle the adult ones.
GilpinGuy
08-09-2012, 23:17
Man, I have a 15 yo stepdaughter who is a GIANT pain in the ass. I try to keep my cool and realize that she is "supposed to" be a PITA at that age. It's all "gimme this and that" and when I say "sure...when you finish your chores" I get the "you're an asshole" look.
In addition, she's Asian and seems to have a bias against white folks. We live in Gilpin County (aka Whiteville) so she better get over that shit or she's gonna have a lonely high school experience.
From what others have told me, she'll be our best friend when she's 25 or so. Only 10 more years!
Oh yeah. Got another daghter of my own coming in November. She'll be perfect, of course. :)
Never had a child of my own, and thank God I never will. The only upside to your prostate turning into a golf ball.
Great-Kazoo
08-10-2012, 01:15
Just wait until mom & daughter are flowing at the same time. I removed the firing pin out of the wife's glock.
12 is the rebellious i'm running away because
[ multiple choice]
no one loves / understands / pays attention to me
airborneranger
08-10-2012, 08:43
Just wait until mom & daughter are flowing at the same time. I removed the firing pin out of the wife's glock.
12 is the rebellious i'm running away because
[ multiple choice]
no one loves / understands / pays attention to me
Lovely. I may have to do the same for her G22 - [Beer]
Inconel710
08-10-2012, 08:51
Angry blowups are understandable - teenagers are technically insane and you expect it. It's the passive aggressive crap that bugs me. I've tried to motivate my 17yr old to do good in school and figure out what she wants to do in life and all I get is "meh". [Bang]
At least you know ahead of time what you have. I had a perfect angel until about 15 and then overnight she turned into a nasty little Bitch! Hit us like a brick wall. Yes, having her mouth washed out with a bar of lava soap worked for her foul mouth but nothing worked for her attitude. Forward three years later and she is coming around again. Be patient and good luck!
AK47 Ranger
08-10-2012, 09:44
Ive got a 9 year old daughter that is the sweetest kid ever. So mellow and just a pleasure to be around always.
Then there is the DEBBIL, the 7 year old daughter who I am either going to institutionalize or force into the Marine Corps at an early age.
She is a free wheeler, doesnt like authority, doesnt play well with others and should not have sharp objects.
I just dont get it. Same wife, just two years apart but what a difference in the two kids.
I love her as dearly as the first born but she might be the devil. Ive checked her scalp for the markings of the beast.
Thanks guys,
really...
I'm never having kids. I thought I would enjoy it after getting past the sticky phase (why are children always so sticky?). But hearing all these horror stories, and then a friend of mine who has 3 daughters (IIRC 8, 13, and 17) and he's the only guy in the house besides their Alaskan Malamute. He's always tearing his [very little] hair out and wonders "Why is everyone crying?"
Heh, reminds me of that Bill Engvall joke...
"They called me names and said I wasn't allowed to play with them, and then they closed the door and locked me out and waah waah..."
"Honey, calm down, it's okay... this is no way for any wife of mine to act." [ROFL1]
airborneranger
08-10-2012, 11:24
Ive got a 9 year old daughter that is the sweetest kid ever. So mellow and just a pleasure to be around always.
Then there is the DEBBIL, the 7 year old daughter who I am either going to institutionalize or force into the Marine Corps at an early age.
She is a free wheeler, doesnt like authority, doesnt play well with others and should not have sharp objects.
I just dont get it. Same wife, just two years apart but what a difference in the two kids.
I love her as dearly as the first born but she might be the devil. Ive checked her scalp for the markings of the beast.
Sounds just like my situation. I am sorry but it is good to realize there is someone else out there enduring this pain!
airborneranger
08-10-2012, 11:26
Thanks guys,
really...
I'm never having kids. I thought I would enjoy it after getting past the sticky phase (why are children always so sticky?). But hearing all these horror stories, and then a friend of mine who has 3 daughters (IIRC 8, 13, and 17) and he's the only guy in the house besides their Alaskan Malamute. He's always tearing his [very little] hair out and wonders "Why is everyone crying?"
Heh, reminds me of that Bill Engvall joke...
"They called me names and said I wasn't allowed to play with them, and then they closed the door and locked me out and waah waah..."
"Honey, calm down, it's okay... this is no way for any wife of mine to act." [ROFL1]
You think you have a vote in this? One day, she will say: "I think it is time to start a family." Your response will be: "I don't think we are financially ready for this" and then SURPRISE!
[ROFL1]
I am so blessed with 4 boys!! Have fun with all that drama!!! Hopefully those wonderful times of the month dont deceide to sync!!
TheBelly
08-10-2012, 12:04
You think you have a vote in this? One day, she will say: "I think it is time to start a family." Your response will be: "I don't think we are financially ready for this" and then SURPRISE!
[ROFL1]
My wife and I talked about the kids thing before we got married. Best talk we ever had.
AK47 Ranger
08-10-2012, 12:19
Id rather they sync and have one week of hell VS three of moderate general anger.
Thats the week I'll be taking off to go wet a line in a local river.
I am so blessed with 4 boys!! Have fun with all that drama!!! Hopefully those wonderful times of the month dont deceide to sync!!
You think you have a vote in this? One day, she will say: "I think it is time to start a family." Your response will be: "I don't think we are financially ready for this" and then SURPRISE!
[ROFL1]
Where do you think I got the sticky idea from? The gal I'm dating now (no I'm not sure if she's the one or not, too early) doesn't want kids, but then again her biological clock isn't going off just yet... subject to change. But as of today, 10AUG2012 I do not desire to have children. Not set in stone, maybe one day I will... [Beer]
TheBelly
08-10-2012, 12:34
Where do you think I got the sticky idea from? The gal I'm dating now (no I'm not sure if she's a girl or not, too early) doesn't want kids, but then again her biological clock isn't going off just yet... subject to change. But as of today, 10AUG2012 I do not desire to have children. Not set in stone, maybe one day I will... [Beer]
fixed it for you!
(Climb To Glory, Ronin!)
fixed it for you!
(Climb To Glory, Ronin!)
[ROFL1] I would hope that she is, otherwise last weekend would have been awkward! [Coffee]
BTW, in the words of Charles Barkley: "That was TRBLE!" [LOL]
I have a 2 step daughters, one just joined the Army Reserve, she is a great kid and very low maintance and super easy to get along with. The other one is 17 years old and an absolute pain in the ass to live with. I don’t know what happened with her, she went from being a somewhat easy kid, to a little a-hole all in about the span of 2 years.
At the age of 15, she stole my mother in laws credit card, bought her boyfriend a bike, (we called the police on that one to teach her a lesson). Well that didn’t help just made her more defiant and self-serving monster.
She has been ticketed for shoplifting, sneaks out at night and no matter what we tell her about her future she has the same response “I don’t care, I do what I want to do” drives me nuts, she has even threatened to call the police on me for punishing her for her behavior. Its so bad that her real dad wont even take her because” it will ruin his relationship with his new wife”… thanks dick!
So I am now counting down the days, months that she turns 18 and we can kick her out of the house. Girls and such a pain the butt.
Good luck!
TheBelly
08-10-2012, 23:52
[ROFL1] I would hope that she is, otherwise last weekend would have been awkward! [Coffee]
BTW, in the words of Charles Barkley: "That was TRBLE!" [LOL]
When I was a PL, I got a frantic call from one of my Soldiers. He needed a ride home form some girl's house that he found out wasn't really a girl, but was at her house and she drove him there.
josh7328
08-11-2012, 00:18
When I was a PL, I got a frantic call from one of my Soldiers. He needed a ride home form some girl's house that he found out wasn't really a girl, but was at her house and she drove him there.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!![ROFL3]
josh7328
08-11-2012, 00:20
I have a 2 step daughters, one just joined the Army Reserve, she is a great kid and very low maintance and super easy to get along with. The other one is 17 years old and an absolute pain in the ass to live with. I don’t know what happened with her, she went from being a somewhat easy kid, to a little a-hole all in about the span of 2 years.
At the age of 15, she stole my mother in laws credit card, bought her boyfriend a bike, (we called the police on that one to teach her a lesson). Well that didn’t help just made her more defiant and self-serving monster.
She has been ticketed for shoplifting, sneaks out at night and no matter what we tell her about her future she has the same response “I don’t care, I do what I want to do” drives me nuts, she has even threatened to call the police on me for punishing her for her behavior. Its so bad that her real dad wont even take her because” it will ruin his relationship with his new wife”… thanks dick!
So I am now counting down the days, months that she turns 18 and we can kick her out of the house. Girls and such a pain the butt.
Good luck!Yup. I was one of the teenagers that knew it all. Best thing that happened to me was when I moved out and realized that I didn't.
TheBelly
08-11-2012, 02:10
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!![ROFL3]
Josh, that Soldier is now a Mountain Warrior.
gnihcraes
08-11-2012, 10:45
There are good days though, first fish.
http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/photobucket-2868-1344608048649.jpg
theGinsue
08-11-2012, 11:09
You think you have a vote in this? One day, she will say: "I think it is time to start a family." Your response will be: "I don't think we are financially ready for this" and then SURPRISE!
[ROFL1]
That's why even in a committed relationship you always use a condom (and don't let her have any access to them to poke holes in 'em).
After sex, remove the condom & toss it out the window going down the highway.
If you end up with a kid after that, call him Houdini! [ROFL1]
Id rather they sync and have one week of hell VS three of moderate general anger.
Thats the week I'll be taking off to go wet a line in a local river.
If their times are staggered, you get allys along the way - divide & conquer.
Snowman78
08-11-2012, 11:17
Yep, as hard as kids are I would never trade it for anything. I love them more then life! There is nothing better then your 2 year old daughter saying "dady I love you" or takeing hunters safety class with you 11 year old daughter or riding A.T.V's with your son!
You think you have a vote in this? One day, she will say: "I think it is time to start a family." Your response will be: "I don't think we are financially ready for this" and then SURPRISE!
[ROFL1]
It took less than ten minutes on the table at my local urologist to make fairly certain that there aren't going to be any surprises. Best thing I ever bought.
Big Wall
08-11-2012, 12:28
It took less than ten minutes on the table at my local urologist to make fairly certain that there aren't going to be any surprises. Best thing I ever bought.
Wow! 10 minutes? I was on the table for a hour and the medical student that was assisting and supposed to do one side almost passed out on me.
Wow! 10 minutes? I was on the table for a hour and the medical student that was assisting and supposed to do one side almost passed out on me.
15 minutes per side and the Dr. and I played name that tune from the Muzak in his office. I drove myself home even thought I brought my wife with me. The Dr. said I had to have someone else drive me home. No more pain than some of the more frustrating dates I had as a teenager [Muaha]
Byte Stryke
08-11-2012, 16:07
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!
I have a 3 daughters in their teenage years a 16 year old and two 14 year olds. My son is leaving for the Navy next week and that leaves me at home all alone in a estrogen filled house. I feel your pain.
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Larry Ashcraft
08-11-2012, 16:26
I'm so glad I don't have kids, my 3 year old niece already tells me that her Grandma ( my mother) can't go out with us because she is too old and asks too many questions
That's hilarious!
My "teenaged" daughters are 38 and 33, with my son between them, but I still remember those times.
Now we have nine grandkids between 4 and 12, five boys and four girls. No problems with them yet, but we can always send them home!
MileHighOutlaw
08-11-2012, 16:29
I am looking forward to my "deployment" in order to get out of this mess.
[Bang]
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!
I have a 3 daughters in their teenage years a 16 year old and two 14 year olds. My son is leaving for the Navy next week and that leaves me at home all alone in a estrogen filled house. I feel your pain.
GilpinGuy
08-11-2012, 21:57
This is interesting. When I posted months ago that my wife was prego and I was hoping for a boy I got hammered with a bunch of "you want a girl man, they always love their daddys" replies.
airborneranger
08-11-2012, 22:03
This is interesting. When I posted months ago that my wife was prego and I was hoping for a boy I got hammered with a bunch of "you want a girl man, they always love their daddys" replys.
LOL - sucker!
Just kidding. My daughters both love their dad very much. I joke with my wife that my youngest (the terrorist) is allergic to her. My daughter and I can be having a great day and when the wife comes home, it all goes to shit in about 30 seconds.
15 minutes per side and the Dr. and I played name that tune from the Muzak in his office. I drove myself home even though I brought my wife with me. The Dr. said I had to have someone else drive me home. No more pain than some of the more frustrating dates I had as a teenager [Muaha]
Don Julio 1942. Worked like a charm.
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