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why is it women who speed the most ? why is it when ever i get cut off they have a coexist or equal sticker on the bumper ? why is it when i get the finger (for not speeding ) and i put up to them and say " you got problem mother fucker ?" ,they act all scared and hit the gas ?? why why why .....grrrrrr , alxone is not at all very pleased with traffic today [Rant1][Rant2][Mad][Bang]
i dont really need an answer but im sure you all will come up with some funny ones[Beer]
thanks for the cheap vent [Tooth]
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-12-2012, 18:53
Damn cattle drives in Nebraska spur road rage! Goooos - frah - bah!
Damn cattle drives in Nebraska spur road rage! Goooos - frah - bah!
nope im still in co , moving tuesday
nope im still in co , moving tuesday
well im moving my stuff and the wife's shoes
why is it women who speed the most ? why is it when ever i get cut off they have a coexist or equal sticker on the bumper ? why is it when i get the finger (for not speeding ) and i put up to them and say " you got problem mother fucker ?" ,they act all scared and hit the gas ?? why why why .....grrrrrr , alxone is not at all very pleased with traffic today [Rant1][Rant2][Mad][Bang]
i dont really need an answer but im sure you all will come up with some funny ones[Beer]
thanks for the cheap vent [Tooth]
I get women all the time all in a hurry cause they woke up late and have to put make-up on in the car always have to pass me using the turn lane at the last minute or that stupid short merge lane that is for people turning from the street to your right and they all keep staring forward saying to themselves "Oh God, Oh God!" as I drive by with the bird. Most people shit themselves when they do something stupid and you pull next to them flippin the bird or yelling at them after they flip you off because they did something stupid because they never actually thought you would do something.
Let's NOT forget those stupid yellow signs that say "stop for pedestrians in crosswalk" NOT "stop because some mother f#$%$# is about to start walking or jogging across without looking both ways".
daknee_k
08-12-2012, 19:08
Out here we have the farmers who can't drive on the highway any faster than their old tractors go in the field.
You need to keep that M38 by your side to deal with those people.
BlasterBob
08-12-2012, 20:26
OUCH! Sounds like Alex may NOT have had a great day at the show today.[Tooth]
They all seem to drive Volvos and BMWs too . . . half of which have Obama stickers on the back.
Great-Kazoo
08-12-2012, 22:13
Because they
Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking
Doesn't get any simpler than that. There are good ones out there, some of are married to them. However like that one guy with a gun, the stupid ones f#$% it up for the rest of their species.
wctriumph
08-12-2012, 22:43
Why do the drivers from Wyoming always drive in the # 1 lane 5 MPH below the speed limit? [Bang]
They can't all be from Casper, can they? [Rant2]
bigshane
08-12-2012, 23:21
Because they
C an't
U nderstand
N ormal
T hinking
Doesn't get any simpler than that. There are good ones out there, some of are married to them. However like that one guy with a gun, the stupid ones f#$% it up for the rest of their species.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/i-see-what-you-did-there-261.jpg?w=500&h=535
mevshooter
08-13-2012, 12:03
Why do the drivers from Wyoming always drive in the # 1 lane 5 MPH below the speed limit? [Bang]
They can't all be from Casper, can they? [Rant2]
Truth.
I've also been seeing an influx of Texas plates doing the same thing here. Not sure what is going on with that.
Truth.
I've also been seeing an influx of Texas plates doing the same thing here. Not sure what is going on with that.
Dumb shit Texans (no offense to anyone here from TX) don't know how to drive. They were too busy with "remember the Alamo" to learn how to properly drive. I see it every day and 8/10 people on the road who drive like jackasses are either from TX or CA. Don't mess with Texas... It's not nice to pick on retards.
Teufelhund
08-13-2012, 13:55
I love it when people say "no offense" and then follow it with the most offensive shit they can think to say. If I wasn't armed, you might get a middle finger right now.
I won't argue that there are a lot of Texans here, but in my experience, the drivers in Colorado as a whole (wherever they come from) are much more inattentive and oblivious to any laws or common courtesy than any place I've lived in Texas or California.
Whistler
08-13-2012, 13:57
Most folks think they are "excellent drivers" (in my best Rainman voice). In North Carolina it was "those damn New Yorkers" in Texas it was Oklahomans, so here it's Texans and Californians eh? Maybe it's just the guy in the mirror when you shave and no offence taken, why should being called a jackass, a dumb shit and a retard be offensive? Don't talk shit about the Alamo though... [Abused]
Most folks think they are "excellent drivers" (in my best Rainman voice). In North Carolina it was "those damn New Yorkers" in Texas it was Oklahomans, so here it's Texans and Californians eh? Maybe it's just the guy in the mirror when you shave and no offence taken, why should being called a jackass, a dumb shit and a retard be offensive? Don't talk shit about the Alamo though... [Abused]
Well I'll let my driving records speak for itself. I think I'm a pretty good driver and I follow the laws.
Derail warning: but didn't they lose at the Alamo? I didn't think it was a good thing to be all gung ho about a lost battle.[Coffee]
Whistler
08-13-2012, 14:29
Well I'll let my driving records speak for itself. I think I'm a pretty good driver and I follow the laws.
Derail warning: but didn't they lose at the Alamo? I didn't think it was a good thing to be all gung ho about a lost battle.[Coffee]
Maybe you are a great driver though in my experience folks tend to over estimate their skill.
A single battle is not a war though that battle was key to setting up the scenario that resulted in Santa Anna's surrender. That aside it's more than a battle it's an ideal like Normandy or Guadalcanal though I realize you were being facetious, you aren't that slow witted. [Beer]
mevshooter
08-13-2012, 14:42
The problem is that people learn how to drive in one state, that have their own specific style, pace, and flow then take that to another state and rather than learning the new states style, pace and flow decide to force their original learned driving habits on the new state.
Thus, Texans and Californians in Colorado = irritating. Coloradans in Texas or California would also probably = irritating.
Its the same thing people do when they try to force their culture or social structure on new areas. Its crap. You move, you assimilate. Period.
And for the record, I believe every state has rules on the #1 lane being either the fast lane or a passing lane only, save for rush hour times. So... get the eff out of it.
[Tooth]
lpgasman
08-13-2012, 16:04
Let's NOT forget those stupid yellow signs that say "stop for pedestrians in crosswalk" NOT "stop because some mother f#$%$# is about to start walking or jogging across without looking both ways".
I will never understand that, I think they are able to stop a 4000lb vehicle?
so i have decided to start yelling "Bitch hang up the damn phone" at people that cant drive and talk at the same time .
just because your using speaker phone it does not count as hands free if your holding the stupid thing up to your face while talking
ChadAmberg
08-13-2012, 18:16
Of course we can all agree that New Jersey is the worst, right Cofi?
I was walking down town the other day, and saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "I Miss NJ"
So I broke his window, stole the radio, and left a note that said "Hope this reminds you of home!"
ChadAmberg
08-13-2012, 18:17
so i have decided to start yelling "Bitch hang up the damn phone" at people that cant drive and talk at the same time .
just because your using speaker phone it does not count as hands free if your holding the stupid thing up to your face while talking
Hands free or not, any cell phone usage by a driver is equivalent to .12% BAC, well above DUI.
I was walking down town the other day, and saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "I Miss NJ"
So I broke his window, stole the radio, and left a note that said "Hope this reminds you of home!"
[ROFL1][Beer]
I get women all the time all in a hurry cause they woke up late and have to put make-up on in the car always have to pass me using the turn lane at the last minute or that stupid short merge lane that is for people turning from the street to your right and they all keep staring forward saying to themselves "Oh God, Oh God!" as I drive by with the bird. Most people shit themselves when they do something stupid and you pull next to them flippin the bird or yelling at them after they flip you off because they did something stupid because they never actually thought you would do something.
Funny you would say that. Someone came into my PD the other day and stated that they wanted to report an assault. He said (with a straight face) that he was driving on the highway and he thought that his lane didn't end but it did so he merged over in front of someone. That person passed him and then slowed down and flipped him the bird. He thought that constituted an assault charge. [ROFL3]
Funny you would say that. Someone came into my PD the other day and stated that they wanted to report an assault. He said (with a straight face) that he was driving on the highway and he thought that his lane didn't end but it did so he merged over in front of someone. That person passed him and then slowed down and flipped him the bird. He thought that constituted an assault charge. [ROFL3]Thats funny.
Yesterday I got to see instant karma .so I was driving down i80 and I go to pass a truck . Well I was almost half way around the truck when out of nowhere a lady in a red Honda suv comes right up my bumper and starts flashing her brights etc. . Well I get around the truck and look over as she is passing me . Yep on the phone with her left hand so she gives me the finger with the right and almost lost it . I pay no mind and keep going . 20 min later who do I see pulled over ? Yep it's the same lady trying to cry her way out of a ticket.
[ROFL1]
HoneyBadger
08-15-2012, 08:38
Having lived in Central California and SoCal for almost a year of my life (It was an awful year! [LOL]) I will say that I think California has the biggest divide among drivers. It seemed to me that being a Californian means you are one of three types of drivers: 1) a terrible driver, COMPLETELY oblivious to what's going on around you and unable to handle changing weather conditions such as a light rain or a little bit of fog, 2) you are a very aggressive/defensive driver with GREAT situational awareness and everyone appreciates you, or 3) you're just an asshole that passes people on the shoulder of a 5 lane highway going 105 in your blacked out mustang (which inevitably has a sizable dent in one or both corners of the rear bumper).
Seriously, they get a little sprinkle of rain and half the highway traffic slows down to 45 and the other half turns into raging lunatics because they have somewhere they need to be. [Help]
bellavite1
08-15-2012, 09:17
How about the stupid "RESPECT LIFE" license plate?
They are the damn worse aggressive cut-you-off drivers on the road.
How about you respect MY fucking life AS WELL?
[Bang]
How about the stupid "RESPECT LIFE" license plate?
They are the damn worse aggressive cut-you-off drivers on the road.
How about you respect MY fucking life AS WELL?
[Bang]
I know exactly what you mean! I had that happen last year on Broadway just south of downtown. Some [lady] decided to go from the middle lane and turn left directly in front of me. I laid on the horn for a good 10 seconds at her. She didn't even acknowledge me or the fact that she literally came inches from killing me- even though she supposedly "respected life". [Mad]
Thats funny.
Yesterday I got to see instant karma .so I was driving down i80 and I go to pass a truck . Well I was almost half way around the truck when out of nowhere a lady in a red Honda suv comes right up my bumper and starts flashing her brights etc. . Well I get around the truck and look over as she is passing me . Yep on the phone with her left hand so she gives me the finger with the right and almost lost it . I pay no mind and keep going . 20 min later who do I see pulled over ? Yep it's the same lady trying to cry her way out of a ticket.
[ROFL1]
A tale as old as time my lad! [LOL] My favorite is when ladies like that get into an accident. They always say, "I don't know what happened I was driving, then I looked down, and then we ended up here." No shit sherlock. The older people around here too are killing me lately. I see them out beating up the tarmac and then I look at their car....SO much damage from God only knows how many parking lot hit and runs they have had. Those people are the ones flying into parking spaces at King Soopers too! [Mad]
ChadAmberg
08-15-2012, 15:34
How about the stupid "RESPECT LIFE" license plate?
They are the damn worse aggressive cut-you-off drivers on the road.
How about you respect MY fucking life AS WELL?
[Bang]
Worst I've seen as a class of drivers based on the license plate is the Pioneer plates.
You can always tell they're going to drive like they're still in covered wagons.
A tale as old as time my lad! [LOL] My favorite is when ladies like that get into an accident. They always say, "I don't know what happened I was driving, then I looked down, and then we ended up here." No shit sherlock. The older people around here too are killing me lately. I see them out beating up the tarmac and then I look at their car....SO much damage from God only knows how many parking lot hit and runs they have had. Those people are the ones flying into parking spaces at King Soopers too! [Mad]
yep whenever i see a car all banged up in the ass i know that they stop short at a light . or the front bumper flappin around i know that they cant use a rear view mirror (as that usually caused by misjudging when backing out ) . in my town in Nebraska everyone knows how to drive but we have a main road that goes to Iowa so we seem to get a lot of Idiots Out Wandering Around that cause a few problems .
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