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I don't know about the rest of you... But #11 blew my MIND. It makes so much sense now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtuJAs7hSaA
Great-Kazoo
08-15-2012, 23:51
I don't know about the rest of you... But #11 blew my MIND. It makes so much sense now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtuJAs7hSaA
Only if you're a pre pubescent teen, ok early 20's tops. Sorry i could only make it through 3-4 syllables. Your parents know you're up this late
Only if you a pre pubescent teen, ok early 20's tops. Sorry i could only make it through 3-4 syllables. Your parents know you're up this late
Yeap...
Yeah, she's hot as all hell...I'll give you that. It was at about the 0:06 mark that I realized that I have zero interest in anything that comes out of her face.
BPTactical
08-16-2012, 05:28
Yeah, she's hot as all hell...I'll give you that. It was at about the 0:06 mark that I realized that I have zero interest in anything that comes out of her face.
More concerned with what goes in her face there Mike???[Muaha]
Bimbo Alert!
Yeah, she's hot as all hell...I'll give you that. It was at about the 0:06 mark that I realized that I have zero interest in anything that comes out of her face.
More concerned with what goes in her face there Mike???[Muaha]
Bimbo Alert!
[ROFL1]
BushMasterBoy
08-16-2012, 07:35
Her ears are love handles...
Great-Kazoo
08-16-2012, 07:38
Her ears are love handles...
Come on man, this chick is kiddie porn. I opened the link and went WTF???????? She can't be more than 15-16 maybe.
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-16-2012, 07:41
Couldn't make it past 30 seconds. Shame on you.
StagLefty
08-16-2012, 07:43
WTF ???? [Coffee]
Great-Kazoo
08-16-2012, 07:45
Couldn't make it past 30 seconds. Shame on you.
No shit. From a newer member no less, surprise:confused:. Nice way to boost their post count.
sneakerd
08-16-2012, 07:48
Gave it a shot, got to 30 seconds, she's not even that hot.
BushMasterBoy
08-16-2012, 08:03
Hell I thought she was a MMA star! Wtf do I know? Yeah...shes 25 years old!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Marbles
buffalobo
08-16-2012, 08:07
Gave it a shot, got to 30 seconds, she's not even that hot.
^^^ This and there is nothing hot about a mediocre looking chick sitting around swearing.
Scanker19
08-16-2012, 08:09
The Disney Princess rant is better.
You do have to listen to he dreadful NE accent or what ever that sounds she's making is.
2008f450
08-16-2012, 08:10
If she wasnt swearing left right and center i might have made it farther.
I am guessing her middle name is "gargles"[ROFL1]
BPTactical
08-16-2012, 08:15
If she wasnt swearing left right and center i might have made it farther.
I am guessing her middle name is "Swallows"[ROFL1]
Fixed.
2008f450
08-16-2012, 08:21
Fixed.
That works too. I skipped to #11. I think the dog was looking for a bowl of coolant to drink by that point.
Scanker19
08-16-2012, 08:26
I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed......
ronaldrwl
08-16-2012, 08:33
My god I can't listen to her for more than 10 seconds.
I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed......
I would.
BPTactical
08-16-2012, 08:50
I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed......
How did you know she was crummy in bed?????[Coffee]
I've seen some of her stuff before, she's not always dumb and is actually rather cool..
You guys wouldn't know what to do w/ her if she was eating crackers in your bed.. you'd have a fucking heart attack.. [Coffee]
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-16-2012, 08:57
You guys wouldn't know what to do w/ her if she was eating crackers in your bed.. you'd have a fucking heart attack.. [Coffee]
Yeah I know exactly what I would do...
Prepare for my wife to:
A). Stab me
B). Shoot me
C). Remove my testicles
Or
D). All of the above
Scanker19
08-16-2012, 09:01
I've seen some of her stuff before, she's not always dumb and is actually rather cool..
You guys wouldn't know what to do w/ her if she was eating crackers in your bed.. you'd have a fucking heart attack.. [Coffee]
I would have a heart attack. Do you know how annoying crumbs are? You have to use a little car broom, because if you use a big one it will get floor residue on the sheets. A vacuum is out of the question, it will just pull the sheet up.
Sex would be icky, I'm saving myself for marriage.
BPTactical
08-16-2012, 09:15
Sex would be icky, I'm saving myself for marriage.
Is your hand aware of this?
I've seen some of her stuff before, she's not always dumb and is actually rather cool..
You guys wouldn't know what to do w/ her if she was eating crackers in your bed.. you'd have a fucking heart attack.. [Coffee]
HAHAHA! Yes![ROFL1]
Just a little FYI- she's the most subscribed to person on YouTube as of 7/15/12. And wow, some of you have either been married too long, or have gawd awful taste in women. I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane! [Tooth]
yankeefan98121
08-16-2012, 10:03
Geez Uz, I tried, made it 49 secs, fuck! hahaha
Thats bullshit............I wash my Ball Sac!!
Thats bullshit............I wash my Ball Sac!!
Yes but do you apply Gold Bond?[Tooth]
Inconel710
08-16-2012, 11:14
HAHAHA! Yes![ROFL1]
Just a little FYI- she's the most subscribed to person on YouTube as of 7/15/12. And wow, some of you have either been married too long, or have gawd awful taste in women. I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane! [Tooth]
No, some of us have been married long enough to know looks aint everything. And honestly, if I want to listen to a woman cuss about things I don't understand, I can just talk to my wife! [ROFL1]
HAHAHA! Yes![ROFL1]
Just a little FYI- she's the most subscribed to person on YouTube as of 7/15/12. And wow, some of you have either been married too long, or have gawd awful taste in women. I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane! [Tooth]
They haven't been married too long.. they've got the wife reading what they post cause they're that much on lock down.
I still say they wouldn't know what to do or have a heart attack.
newracer
08-16-2012, 11:21
She is hot and most of her videos are pretty dam funny. That's coming form a guy that's been married 18 years.
yankeefan98121
08-16-2012, 11:21
No, some of us have been married long enough to know looks aint everything. And honestly, if I want to listen to a woman cuss about things I don't understand, I can just talk to my wife! [ROFL1]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this hahahahaha
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
tmleadr03
08-16-2012, 11:22
Yet this isn't the most worthless thing ever posted on this site? Seriously?
I want some of what someone is smoking.
Whistler
08-16-2012, 11:29
Made it 11 seconds without sound can't imagine how bad it would be if I could hear what she was saying.
Great-Kazoo
08-16-2012, 12:13
I've seen some of her stuff before, she's not always dumb and is actually rather cool..
You guys wouldn't know what to do w/ her if she was eating crackers in your bed.. you'd have a fucking heart attack.. [Coffee]
Wouldn't be the first time i was stroking while poking. No room for talking, they way she described you i could lay there and be doing more.
No shit. From a newer member no less, surprise:confused:. Nice way to boost their post count.
Hey now, don't be trying to get him to bring that shit to the whore thread, we don't want it there either!
I've seen some of her stuff before, she's not always dumb and is actually rather cool..
You guys wouldn't know what to do w/ her if she was eating crackers in your bed.. you'd have a fucking heart attack.. [Coffee]
Monky... you haven't been laid in a bit have you? Oh, and if anyone tried eating crackers in my bed..... They'd better fuckin share.
Yeah I know exactly what I would do...
Prepare for my wife to:
A). Stab me
B). Shoot me
C). Remove my testicles
Or
D). All of the above
[ROFL1]
They haven't been married too long.. they've got the wife reading what they post cause they're that much on lock down.
I still say they wouldn't know what to do or have a heart attack.
Lock down eh? [LOL]
Wouldn't be the first time i was stroking while poking. No room for talking, they way she described you i could lay there and be doing more.
I think there is an attempt at an insult there. I'm not sure though as I can't really recognize the language... Nigerian scammer perhaps?
Monky... you haven't been laid in a bit have you?
[ROFL1]
Lock down eh? [LOL]
Define a bit? Cause it's only been a few days..
Yes Lock down.. they don't think less the Warden says it's ok.
I think there is an attempt at an insult there. I'm not sure though as I can't really recognize the language... Nigerian scammer perhaps?
Define a bit? Cause it's only been a few days..
Yes Lock down.. they don't think less the Warden says it's ok.
I wonder how many people on here have someone watching over their shoulders though....
kanekutter05
08-16-2012, 12:52
I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane! [Tooth]
Soooo Ronin guess what you just earned by that statement...a conference call with my boss to help explain why there is Rockstar and snot all over my monitor and keyboard [ROFL3][ROFL3][ROFL3]
I wonder how many people on here have someone watching over their shoulders though....
Lots I would imagine.. women are crafty like that.. [Bang]
Soooo Ronin guess what you just earned by that statement...a conference call with my boss to help explain why there is Rockstar and snot all over my monitor and keyboard [ROFL3][ROFL3][ROFL3]
You're welcome! [Flower]
Seriously, I'd pound her like the last nail to unite the East and West railroads! I'd beat that woman's v-jayjay like it owed me money! [Coffee]
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-16-2012, 13:05
You're welcome! [Flower]
Seriously, I'd pound her like the last nail to unite the East and West railroads! I'd beat that woman's v-jayjay like it owed me money! [Coffee]
You're gonna need this advice with this one I assume - if you can't reach the bottom tear the hell out of the sides... [Beer]
HAHAHA! Yes![ROFL1]
Just a little FYI- she's the most subscribed to person on YouTube as of 7/15/12. And wow, some of you have either been married too long, or have gawd awful taste in women. I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane! [Tooth]
Dude, you must be retarded. She's disgusting, plain and simple. Trashy looking, and even more trashy sounding. My wife is way hotter than her and doesn't cuss like a drunken sailor. I jumped ahead and saw #11, barely. I rest my case. That chick is disgusting.
Lots I would imagine.. women are crafty like that.. [Bang]
I think mine has just learned not to care. [Beer]
Dude, you must be retarded. She's disgusting, plain and simple. Trashy looking, and even more trashy sounding. My wife is way hotter than her and doesn't cuss like a drunken sailor. I jumped ahead and saw #11, barely. I rest my case. That chick is disgusting.
Pics or it isn't true..... [ROFL1]
mevshooter
08-16-2012, 13:27
I do find it funny that single guys think they know sooooo much more about women than the married men.
This girl isn't terrible, but she would not catch a second glance from me compared to the women I know. When you actually stop to think about other things than what her squishy bits feel like, she goes from being "so totally uber crazy insane hot" to being "yeah, shes cute, but nothing to write home about."
I don't know what it is about this idea of "fame" that instantly transforms so many horse faces into sex symbols.
Case in point: Sarah Jessica Parker, Paris Hilton, etc.
Dude, you must be retarded. She's disgusting, plain and simple. Trashy looking, and even more trashy sounding. My wife is way hotter than her and doesn't cuss like a drunken sailor. I jumped ahead and saw #11, barely. I rest my case. That chick is disgusting.
One thing you forgot to take into account...
Maybe I like my women just a little on the trashy side? Just like Jerry Jeff Walker does! [Coffee]
nisils14
08-16-2012, 13:34
I don't know what it is about this idea of "fame" that instantly transforms so many horse faces into sex symbols.
Case in point: Sarah Jessica Parker, Paris Hilton, etc.
Make up does wonders, so does plastic surgery. [Tooth]
Make up does wonders, so does plastic surgery. [Tooth]
I dunno about this... There isn't enough plastic surgery for Paris Hilton to help her! [Flower]
I was really hoping this thread was about the Jameson one.
At least she has a cool dog.
mevshooter
08-16-2012, 13:45
Make up does wonders, so does plastic surgery. [Tooth]
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mpfnPoCngow/0.jpg
Yep... WONDERS...
mevshooter
08-16-2012, 13:46
One thing you forgot to take into account...
Maybe I like my women just a little on the trashy side? Just like Jerry Jeff Walker does! [Coffee]
I found your soul mate...
http://www.ericleech.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/plastic-surgery-fails.jpg
nisils14
08-16-2012, 13:51
Yep... WONDERS...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. [Abused]
nisils14
08-16-2012, 13:53
Same doctor?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-Ewb6ELpCsueWRbGrUIZDLIsCQD4fNfokJGNo6Lfe9FvBYP2o3w
Great-Kazoo
08-16-2012, 14:23
One thing you forgot to take into account...
Maybe I like my women just a little on the trashy side? Just like Jerry Jeff Walker does! [Coffee]
Ronin, You like anything that has a vagina, flesh or inflatable, pulse, or warmed up with a 40W bulb for 25min.
Trashy has nothing to do with it regarding you "taste" in the Ladies. As long as there is no law against what ever it is you are penetrating, go for it.
One thing regarding the OP.
Newer member, low post count AND NOT A SINGLE REPLY since he first posted, regarding any comments we have made.
tmleadr03
08-16-2012, 14:25
Ronin, You like anything that has a vagina, flesh or inflatable, pulse, or warmed up with a 40W bulb for 25min.
Trashy has nothing to do with it regarding you "taste" in the Ladies. As long as there is no law against what ever it is you are penetrating, go for it.
One thing regarding the OP.
Newer member, low post count AND NOT A SINGLE REPLY since he first posted, regarding any comments we have made.
And as of yet no personal attacks from a Mod or a locked thread... go figure.
Pics or it isn't true..... [ROFL1]
I figured someone would say that again. I posted a pic from our wedding shoot here: http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?t=55059&page=2&highlight=hitched
Great-Kazoo
08-16-2012, 14:30
And as of yet no personal attacks from a Mod or a locked thread... go figure.
No personal attacks that i see. Hopefully it stays that way.
Comments my good man Comments.
BTW: You able to attend the NOCO Opu/su shoot monday??
Ronin, You like anything that has a vagina, flesh or inflatable, pulse, or warmed up with a 40W bulb for 25min.
Trashy has nothing to do with it regarding you "taste" in the Ladies. As long as there is no law against what ever it is you are penetrating, go for it.
[ROFL1] Hey now! 25min under a 40W bulb doesn't really get things THAT warm. [Coffee]
hghclsswhitetrsh
08-16-2012, 14:33
I figured someone would say that again. I posted a pic from our wedding shoot here: http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?t=55059&page=2&highlight=hitched
Hmmm so that's how it works huh? Wives are supposed to let you in the pics... I reckon mine didn't want me dragging down the pics with my ugly mug... [ROFL1]
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