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T-Jet
08-18-2012, 07:47
So there I am riding my Harley today for the first time since I had hemorrhoid surgery, looking back I probably should have had my donut shaped cushion on my Harley seat to lessen the pain but hey, I’m big and tough and can take it. I’m mean it’s a flat road and smooth and what could possibly go wrong. I’m cruising on Platte and approaching a truck when this guy in a car pulls out in front of me. Having the cat-like reflexes that I have I deftly serve onto the shoulder and into the rumble strip (gotta admit that rapid & constant jolting hurt my hemroids and made my real angry) however I see a COAR15 sticker on his rear window and try to signal that he’s ok with me by showing him he’s #1. Well, sort of…the bike accident I had last year took most of the fingers off my hand so the only one I had left was my middle finger but I showed it to him anyway in hopes that he’d see that I didn’t have the other fingers and could figure out what I meant.


Right then I notice the paint job on his car and want to tell him I LOVE that color so I pull over to tell him but my freaking Tourette’s makes a terrible time to rear it’s ugly head and all I can get out of my mouth is a spew of nasty words. Somewhere my beloved Mom is turning over in her grave with the words that came from it but somewhere a Marine drill instructor is nodding his shaven head in approval so they equal out.


Man, I feel bad as the fellow sped off probably thinking I was some raving lunatic riding a Harley when all I wanted was to go share a cup of coffee and chat about where he got that car painted. God I love that color.

lpgasman
08-18-2012, 08:06
Oh my God, what a coincidence!

http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?t=60513

bigshane
08-18-2012, 08:19
I think ar-15.co has it's own meme [Coffee]

ray1970
08-18-2012, 08:32
Funny stuff. [ROFL1]

sroz
08-18-2012, 08:49
5 minute major penalty for both of you. btw, where is the COAR-15 penalty box? What a fricken coincidence!

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-18-2012, 09:29
And he strikes again!

Mazin
08-18-2012, 09:45
2 member road inccidents in a week....I think thats a record!

10mm-man
08-18-2012, 09:58
1st one was-[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

This one-[Bang][M2][Stooge]

cofi
08-18-2012, 11:30
lmao!

Turn A
08-18-2012, 11:53
I've browsed many forums in my time, and I have never seen coinciding threads like this one and cofi's. Amazing.

Mazin
08-18-2012, 12:42
I've browsed many forums in my time, and I have never seen coinciding threads like this one and cofi's. Amazing.


We had a simillar incident a few days back. Guess that's what makes us soo damn special! well that and we are a local based forum.

hollohas
08-18-2012, 13:17
I've browsed many forums in my time, and I have never seen coinciding threads like this one and cofi's. Amazing.

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtQ0hA_KO8cjVINgdKbwy7GncLoUkD1 05SGEawBdjwAPNqE6VraA

Turn A
08-18-2012, 13:31
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtQ0hA_KO8cjVINgdKbwy7GncLoUkD1 05SGEawBdjwAPNqE6VraA

I know. I know. Sarcasm. [LOL]

Ah Pook
08-18-2012, 13:39
Well played. http://fc01.deviantart.net/images2/i/2004/01/5/1/Tennis_Clap_emoticon.gif

buffalobo
08-18-2012, 16:45
At least he waved.

Adawg38
08-18-2012, 16:49
Man, your poor hemroids. < Is there no spell ceck for this work? Ha! So at least you guys can go clearing up your mishap on here. I think Confi should buy you a donut for the misunderstanding. J/K![ROFL1]

BigBear
08-18-2012, 18:20
Hilarious... always take a second and think before you act, lol. Thanks for teh laughs in this thread and the other...

T-Jet
08-19-2012, 07:21
Sorry Cofi - I couldn't resist. Not to make light of your near accident, glad you were ok afterwards. ;-)

cofi
08-19-2012, 10:49
Sorry Cofi - I couldn't resist. Not to make light of your near accident, glad you were ok afterwards. ;-)
ive been loving these threads! [Beer] [LOL]