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Hate crime?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48725031/ns/local_news-new_york_ny/
...is it bad that I laughed?
kanekutter05
08-20-2012, 09:15
...is it bad that I laughed?
Well if it is then I'm in trouble because I laughed my ass off [ROFL2]
As a matter of fact I'm almost sad I didn't think of that myself
This is my favorite quote:
"Mohamed Sadeia, president of the Muslim American Society on Staten Island, which organized the gathering, said he contacted police Sunday morning about the bacon."
alan0269
08-20-2012, 09:22
Hate crime?
Nope, I'm sure it was just Danimal's dog got ahold of a package of bacon.... [ROFL1] http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?t=60038
That's too funny! But one thing made me feel like there is no hope for our future:
A police spokeswoman told the Advance that the NYPD's Hate Crime Unit is investigating the incident.
NYPD has a hate crime unit? A hate crime unit? Is it really so bad they need to have an entire division dedicated to hate crimes? Can't find the thread now, but I do remember the "words that need to go away" or whatever thread, and I think it was unanimous that "hate crime" is a phrase we need to be rid of. [Bang]
That's too funny! But one thing made me feel like there is no hope for our future:
NYPD has a hate crime unit? A hate crime unit? Is it really so bad they need to have an entire division dedicated to hate crimes? Can't find the thread now, but I do remember the "words that need to go away" or whatever thread, and I think it was unanimous that "hate crime" is a phrase we need to be rid of. [Bang]
Imagine working in the unit.
"What did you do at work today honey?"
"Bacon. I investigated bacon."
If I am going to Muslim hell because I laughed at this, at least I know I'll have good company. I'm pretty sure it's way down on the list of reasons, though...
What is Muslim hell?
Is there bacon?
Teufelhund
08-20-2012, 09:44
I fail to see what crime was committed. Littering maybe?
No one has the right to not be offended. When they called the police, the operator should have laughed and hung up. Just another blatant waste of tax dollars and public resources.
The only crime committed was wasting bacon....
kanekutter05
08-20-2012, 09:57
"What did you do at work today honey?"
"Bacon. I investigated bacon."
That's my dream job right there
Imagine working in the unit.
"What did you do at work today honey?"
"Bacon. I investigated bacon."
[ROFL1] If it was pretty clean I'd probably get in trouble for tampering with evidence! [Coffee]
What is Muslim hell?
Is there bacon?
A happy magical place... where you get 72 sluts, because honestly, who want's virgins anyway? And yes, there is bacon, and whiskey, and all the wonderful things that make being a non-Muslim so great! [Beer]
[ROFL1] If it was pretty clean I'd probably get in trouble for tampering with evidence! [Coffee]
A happy magical place... where you get 72 sluts, because honestly, who want's virgins anyway? And yes, there is bacon, and whiskey, and all the wonderful things that make being a non-Muslim so great! [Beer]
Bacon, whiskey, and loose women? Muslim hell sounds a whole lot like Friday nights at my house!
mevshooter
08-20-2012, 10:12
Son of a... awesome. Now we are sure to get another Law and Order spin off. Law and Order: Food Hate Crimes.
Starring John Goodman and Bobby Flay.
Goodman: "We've got to get these bastards. They are wasting perfectly good bacon."
Flay: "This isn't bacon, its prosciutto. We're heading to little Italy."
*insert dramatic low-end tonal noises*
kanekutter05
08-20-2012, 10:19
Son of a... awesome. Now we are sure to get another Law and Order spin off. Law and Order: Food Hate Crimes.
Starring John Goodman and Bobby Flay.
Goodman: "We've got to get these bastards. They are wasting perfectly good bacon."
Flay: "This isn't bacon, its prosciutto. We're heading to little Italy."
*insert dramatic low-end tonal noises*
[ROFL3][ROFL3][ROFL3]
Mykidsdad
08-20-2012, 10:25
"Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"!
"Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"!
And it's also how we find out who the terroris- I mean Muslims are! [ROFL1]
Singlestack
08-20-2012, 10:45
Homer knows best...
Mohamed Sadeia, president of the Muslim American Society on Staten Island, which organized the gathering.
Wouldn't surprise me if this fellow scattered the bacon bits all over the event by himself... just to draw attention to their 'cause'.
I never really understood Muslims. First off, in most Islamic Republics (Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, etc.) they never use their left hand- because it's used for wiping. Yes, you heard right, they wipe their ass with their bare left hand. But then they dare to say that the pig is a vile, disgusting, filthy creature. I would think that pigs are a bit cleaner than Muslims... like quite a bit. [Tooth]
KevDen2005
08-20-2012, 15:49
It's a hate crime because you should never, ever leave the bacon behind...now it's ruined.
GilpinGuy
08-20-2012, 17:15
"Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"!
Absolutley! I'm about ready to make another batch of homemade Maple Bacon. Get your orders in now!
(Legal Disclaimer: John's bacon is not intended for use in any hate crime [LOL])
Drilldov2.0
08-20-2012, 17:54
And the Fort Hood SHOOTING wasn't a hate crime???
Hope is lost. But whomever wasted the bacon needs to be charged with something. Is there a statute regarding wasting bacon? There should be.
If I am going to Muslim hell because I laughed at this, at least I know I'll have good company. I'm pretty sure it's way down on the list of reasons, though...
I'll bring the chops and beer, you think we will get 72 whores?
mevshooter
08-20-2012, 19:00
I'll bring the chops and beer, you think we will get 72 whores?
Why do people keep assuming the 72 virgins/whores are women...?
Zundfolge
08-20-2012, 20:09
These people kill 3000 Americans in one morning and most people refuse to even look at the clear fact that they were DIRECTLY ORDERED to by the tenants of their religion ... but some miscreants throw some bacon on the ground and its all OMG HATE CRIME!
Effing American Dhimmi.
Maybe Texas, Oklahoma, Carolinas, Georgia, Florida all have it wrong. They should be encouraging the expansion of Hog territory. It might be what saves this country[Swim]
theGinsue
08-20-2012, 22:22
Any person or religion that doesn't like/can't eat bacon is unGodly!
buffalobo
08-20-2012, 22:35
Piss on em, there is always somebody complaining they have been insulted.
[ROFL1]
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UncleDave
08-21-2012, 07:33
Bacon tastes good, pork cops tastes good.
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'm no gonna east it.
Does Bacon repeal them like garlic to vampires? Maybe to protect our troops we should spread bacon around bases to prevent terrorists from infiltrating.
two shoes
08-21-2012, 13:21
"...wondering which of the colors to blame.....and watchin'.... for Pigs on the Wing"
A high altitude bacon air dispersion weapon...
It's like manna from Heaven.... proof God isn't Muslim....
two shoes
08-21-2012, 13:23
Does Bacon repeal them like garlic to vampires? Maybe to protect our troops we should spread bacon around bases to prevent terrorists from infiltrating.
There was the consideration of smearing pig's blood on buses in Israel... to keep from getting bombed...
The only crime committed was wasting bacon....
THIS ^^^[ROFL1]
Fentonite
08-21-2012, 16:39
Bacon tastes good, pork cops tastes good....
That's gotta be one of the funniest typos/puns ever[LOL]
UncleDave
08-22-2012, 08:34
That's gotta be one of the funniest typos/puns ever[LOL]
That was a typo. Damn auto correct. [Coffee]
Zundfolge
08-22-2012, 08:56
Bacon tastes good, pork cops tastes good.
This explains why UncleDave never gets any speeding tickets. [ROFL1]
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