Bathroom Rant

[02ducky]

Does anybody else find it annoying when you are talking with somebody and they are taking a piss or crap while on the cell phone? Today my boss calls me and from his cell phone and starts taking a piss while I am on the phone with him, really??
Heres the conversation
Boss- hey what’s up?
Me – nada, what’s going on?
Boss- starts pissing (I can hear it in the background) Need to ask you a question about…
Me- call me back and hang up
Boss- calls back
Me- Lets phone ring, not answering while he is doing his business
Boss- calls me back after 5 minutes.
Boss- why did you hang up on me?
Me- I don’t want to hear you do your business while on the phone with me
Boss- I can tell he’s mad, well I had something to ask you about such and such
Me- Don’t call me while you are in the bathroom, whatever you have to say can wait for 5 minutes while you are in the bathroom I don’t want to hear you piss/shit. Its just gross.
Boss- Now I know he’s mad, because I hung up on him.
Me- Dont care not interested in what he has to say about such and such when you are using the pisser. I don’t want to hear it in the background.
That is all, rant over. I should have included more f-bombs and stuff.

[islandermyk]

I'll just stick to texting you [LOL]



kidding bro [Beer]

[CrufflerSteve]

He's your boss and it's one of those little things that manager's do to remind people of their place in the pecking order. Being late for meetings while everyone waits is another. The more senior the later.

At least he didn't piss on your boots and convince you it was rain.

Steve

[Chad4000]

He's your boss and it's one of those little things that manager's do to remind people of their place in the pecking order. Being late for meetings while everyone waits is another. The more senior the later.

At least he didn't piss on your boots and convince you it was rain.

Steve


lol. totally.. i see the late to meeting ones all the time...

[yankeefan98121]

damn, pissin while on the phone, really?

Texting while shitting is ok though [Beer]

[10mm-man]

damn, pissin while on the phone, really?

Talking while shitting is ok though [Beer]

As long as you don't hear the "Plops"...[ROFL1]

[Musashi]

What about this problem?

[Mazin]

Friends or family is one thing, but to do that while on the phone with a co-worker thats just rude and gross. You should tell him you hung up because you thought he needed his full attention sending out his morise code, btw he might want to see a dr about that.

[bogie]

Make sure you don't ever borrow his phone.

[ray1970]

Hmm.

I'm thinking if ducky isn't careful he may find himself looking for a new job.

Be careful. You have enough shit going on right now in your life man. And this isn't the best economy to be out looking for a new job.

Just saying.

[Beer]

[Great-Kazoo]

I called up this guy (way before cell phones) someone either picks up the receiver or knocks the phone off where ever it was. Naturally listening to see if they're alive i hear the unmistakable sound of humping. Keeping in mind his GF was killer i immediately .................................................. .........
listened for a few. Hey she sounded as good as she looked.

[sniper7]

I called up this guy (way before cell phones) someone either picks up the receiver or knocks the phone off where ever it was. Naturally listening to see if they're alive i hear the unmistakable sound of humping. Keeping in mind his GF was killer i immediately .................................................. .........
listened for a few. Hey she sounded as good as she looked.

Pervert[ROFL1]

[Gunner]

Guess what i'm doing ;)

[Mazin]

Guess what i'm doing ;)

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