It's Movie Quote Thursday

[Great-Kazoo]

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
My mother?
Yeah.
Let me tell you about my mother.


What's the next thing you hear for the bonus point.
First one receives a Laurel, & Hardy Handshake.

The under 30-40? crowd may not of even heard of the movie. So i'll handicap you with 2 guesses.

[bigshane]

Is this the test now?

[Great-Kazoo]

Is this the test now?


Which desert ?

Ve haf a Vinner.

[Great-Kazoo]

Now I know what you w'er tinkin'... yer tinkin' those men are armed and dangerous... an' you, bein' an FBI Agent are more used to shooting unarmed women n' children.

[revor]

I do believe the next thing you hear is a blaster.

Oh "And the sheriff's a comin'!!"

[Mtn.man]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/538887_202867139843696_277158442_n.jpg

[BPTactical]

"I have two guns, one for each of ya"

[soldier-of-the-apocalypse]

bladerunner

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

[I] The under 30-40? crowd may not of even heard of the movie. So i'll handicap you with 2 guesses.

Damn I'd love to play but as pointed out in a rant my generation has no sense of accountability and now lack of knowledge of movie quotes. Bad day.

[Help]

[Hoser]

There was a Demon that lived in the air.

[tmleadr03]

"Lets be bad guys"

[Ronin13]

"I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. "
"It's powdered sugar."
"The lice hate the sugar."
"It's delicious."
[ROFL1]

[CrufflerSteve]

"Let's go!" - The Wild Bunch

[MCarp71]

I need it for squirrels and such!

[TFOGGER]

Vinny Gambini: I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect.
J.T.: How 'bout if I just kick your ass?
Vinny Gambini: Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.
J.T.: Over my dead body.
Vinny Gambini: You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well here's my counter-offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving s**t out of you?
J.T.: In your dreams.
Vinny Gambini: Oh no no... in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?

[zteknik]

LcuvvDmyuH0

[bigshane]

I shoulda remembered the rocks.

That's a very nice hat

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.

Fuck you. That's my name.

Faster than him? Nobody!

Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink.

Santiago doesn't make 4646 on his next Proficiency and Conduct Report, and I'm going to blame you. And then, I'm going to kill you.

Son of a bitch was right... she taste's like a peach.

[Ronin13]

Vinny Gambini: I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect.
J.T.: How 'bout if I just kick your ass?
Vinny Gambini: Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.
J.T.: Over my dead body.
Vinny Gambini: You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well here's my counter-offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving s**t out of you?
J.T.: In your dreams.
Vinny Gambini: Oh no no... in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?

Great Movie! I haven't seen that in forever! Marisa Tomei is pretty foxy.

[Chad4000]

"I have two guns, one for each of ya"


just watch that the night before last.... obvious understatment but I LOVE that movie lol..

[Chad4000]

"I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. "
"It's powdered sugar."
"The lice hate the sugar."
"It's delicious."
[ROFL1]


somebody was making a joke about duct taping my truck doors shut today and I was like, "then I would just activate my cars wings and fly away!"



he didnt get it lol...

[Ronin13]

somebody was making a joke about duct taping my truck doors shut today and I was like, "then I would just activate my cars wings and fly away!"



he didnt get it lol...

[ROFL1] Nice... "I'd still pull you over..."
Supposedly they're making a sequel. That would be awesome! Considering that's one of my all time favorite comedies... that and the movie this monologue came from:
"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

[Chad4000]

^^ lol absolutely..

[DD977GM2]

One of my favorite scens and quotes in ANY movie

-What?
-What country are you from?
-What? What? Wh - ?
-"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
-What?
-English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
-Yes! Yes!
-Then you know what I'm sayin'!
-Yes!
-Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
-What?
-Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

[bigshane]

One of my favorite scens and quotes in ANY movie

-What?
-What country are you from?
-What? What? Wh - ?
-"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
-What?
-English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
-Yes! Yes!
-Then you know what I'm sayin'!
-Yes!
-Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
-What?
-Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

http://i.qkme.me/3qbe0e.jpg

[speedysst]

"Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora." - El Guapo

[2008f450]

I will do 2 from the same movie

"When i drink whiskey, I drink whiskey. When I drink water,I drink water"

"Oh that red head of hers is no lie"

[bigshane]

"When i drink whiskey, I drink whiskey. When I drink water,I drink water"

I say this every time I'm down at Nallen's, which isn't very often these days.

And I watch that movie at least twice a year. Good quote.

[Great-Kazoo]

"Meow"

[Rucker61]

"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid"

[CrufflerSteve]

"I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum."

[waxthis]

"Where all the white women at"

[ghettodub]

"I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum."

Wp_K8prLfso

One of my all time favs

[Ronin13]

"I like her red hair, I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail."
"Oh the weather outside is weather."
"I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name... Peepyopee!"
"Okay now you're doing too much, do less. No, don't do nothing, do more. Too much. Do less. Too slow. Do less."

[Great-Kazoo]

2 pages and not one bitch slapping pissinanmoaning response

WELL LETS CHANGE THAT UP[Coffee] JK

Lets all enjoy the up coming weekend, and get ready to be overwhelmed with PAC political ad's


Guess i picked a bad time to quit doing heroin

Jews fro Jesus
Hare Krishna


Headquarters what that?
Why it's a big building where people make important decisions

[Ronin13]

Guess i picked a bad time to quit doing heroin

Jews fro Jesus
Hare Krishna


Headquarters what that?
Why it's a big building where people make important decisions

Sir, you're needed in the cockpit.
The cock pit, what is it?
Oh it's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now. [ROFL1]
I love that movie! [LOL]

[soldier-of-the-apocalypse]

bladerunner

what about this on 1st page

[sturn18]

"Psychos? Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how fucking crazy they are!"

[BPTactical]

2 pages and not one bitch slapping pissinanmoaning response

WELL LETS CHANGE THAT UP[Coffee] JK

Lets all enjoy the up coming weekend, and get ready to be overwhelmed with PAC political ad's


Guess i picked a bad time to quit doing heroin

Jews fro Jesus
Hare Krishna


Headquarters what that?
Why it's a big building where people make important decisions

Airplane, Julie Haggerty and Robert Hays with Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Nielsen, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Robert Stack.

"Jimmy, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

"What do you make of this?"
"I can make a hat, or a broach or a..."

"Yes it's serious, and don't call me Shirley"

"Bro don't want no help, Bro don't get dick help"

[roberth]

I hate not being the bad guys.

[SideShow Bob]

I need it for squirrels and such!

From "The Outlaw Josey Wales."

Now for mine: "They call it The Mac Royale."

[SideShow Bob]

"Jimmy, do you like movies about Gladiators?""

I don't know why, but Bert is always asking all the new guys at work this question................[Coffee]

[sabot_round]

"This is the AK-47 assault rifle. The preferred weapon of our enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired upon you, so remember it!!"

[SideShow Bob]

"This is the AK-47 assault rifle. The preffered weapon of our enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired upon you, so remember it!!"

FMJ.

[BPTactical]

"You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word?"

[sabot_round]

FMJ.
Nope!! Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.

[BPTactical]

FMJ.

Epic fail.
Heartbreak Ridge


Oh, and I figured out what your unknown container is......

[TFOGGER]

Marston:How long after he was hit did you hear the report?

[SideShow Bob]

"You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word?"

"Tommy Boy"

And please do tell.......

[Great-Kazoo]

what about this on 1st page


By adding another quote, from the same movie to my OP, zip, nip, tip whoever he is got it.
HOWEVER since there were no ground rules up front

Here ya go, Anyone else need a hug?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuHKWzWtBzM

[bigshane]

By adding another quote, from the same movie to my OP, zip, nip, tip whoever he is got it.
HOWEVER since there were no ground rules up front

Here ya go, Anyone else need a hug?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuHKWzWtBzM

Thanks Tim. It was a fun distraction of a thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

Thanks Tim. It was a fun distraction of a thread.


Jim. Its JIM
AND Do something about that damn bug.........................

[USAFGopherMike]

Movie thread revamp - "Quote a movie"

Next thread response should name that movie, short clip attached optional, then follow with another quote.

For instance: "Course, I could get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."

[mahabali]

Tommy Boy?

Ok try this one:

"Would you boys like some grape kool aid?"

[USAFGopherMike]

Tommy Boy?

"Would you boys like some grape kool aid?"

That movie with roller blades...... Airborne

"How come every time I'm done takin a shit, one chunk comes back."

[asmo]

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

[Melvin]

http://wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/MOVIES/Snatch/predictability_sn.wav

[Skully]

How could this be?

For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!"

[Melvin]

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/wavs/as_good_as_it_gets/asgood4.wav



http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/wavs/as_good_as_it_gets/asgood10.wav (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/wavs/as_good_as_it_gets/asgood4.wav)

[Troublco]

There was a Demon that lived in the air.

The Right Stuff


I shoulda remembered the rocks.

Braveheart


Marston:How long after he was hit did you hear the report?

Quigley Down Under


Jim. Its JIM
AND Do something about that damn bug.........................

[ROFL1]

OK, here's mine:
Occupation?
Stand up philosopher.
What?
Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Oh, a bullshit artist!
*Grumble*...
Did you bullshit last week?
No.
Did you try to bullshit last week?
Yes!

[Kraven251]

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

By far one of my favorite scenes in a movie followed by a close second...

Say what again, Say WHAT again! I dare you. I double dare you mother fucker say what one more God damned time.

[CrufflerSteve]

An easy on. All from the same movie:
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

[brutal]

Six months and no "Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys, have a good night's rest? I missed you!"


http://youtu.be/xMOWYGrtY9c

[Rucker61]

Bacon (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0005458/): Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0602941/): Did you say ten pound?
Bacon (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0005458/): Are you deaf?
Eddie (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0602941/): That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0005458/): Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0602941/): Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0005458/): Shit

[asmo]

Bacon (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0005458/): Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0602941/): Did you say ten pound?
Bacon (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0005458/): Are you deaf?
Eddie (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0602941/): That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0005458/): Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0602941/): Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0005458/): Shit

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.. Love that movie..

[Melvin]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[Dave]

OK, here's mine:
Occupation?
Stand up philosopher.
What?
Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Oh, a bullshit artist!
*Grumble*...
Did you bullshit last week?
No.
Did you try to bullshit last week?
Yes!

History of the World Part 1, love Mel Brooks movies.


One from me even though it's Friday. "Strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away."[werdo]

[USAFGopherMike]

An easy on. All from the same movie:
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

Army of Darkness. Great film. Evil Dead 2 was still my favorite of the series.
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=army%20of%20darkness&source=web&cd=9&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CHIQtwIwCA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DpFr iRcIwqNU&ei=Y74CUeXfAbGujALX04G4CQ&usg=AFQjCNF6FppGpjXaQrEyKu4KSamOcCfzHA

[USAFGopherMike]

An easy on. All from the same movie:
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"


Army of Darkness. Great film. Still think Evil Dead 2 was the best of the series.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=army%20of%20darkness&source=web&cd=9&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CHIQtwIwCA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DpFr iRcIwqNU&ei=Y74CUeXfAbGujALX04G4CQ&usg=AFQjCNF6FppGpjXaQrEyKu4KSamOcCfzHA

"He's our king.
How do you know he's a king?
Cause he hasn't got shit all over him."

[GilpinGuy]

"He's our king.
How do you know he's a king?
Cause he hasn't got shit all over him."

Monty Pythons Holy Grail!


Mine:
"Badges?!? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Hint: same movie as the quote in my sig

[zteknik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54

[Aloha_Shooter]

Monty Pythons Holy Grail!


Mine:
"Badges?!? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Hint: same movie as the quote in my sig



Same one that gave us:

"You'd do it for Randolph Scott."

"Well Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures. What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I don't know. Play chess ... Screw."
"Well let's play chess."

"Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degrees!... Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen"

[Troublco]

Six months and no "Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Hello boys, have a good night's rest? I missed you!"

Blazing Saddles.

How about these (from the same movie):

"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!"

and my favorite..."This movie was shot in 3B - three beers and it looks good, eh?"

[Dave]

Strange Brew?

[waxthis]

"I have two guns, one for each of ya"


Tombstone.......[Awesom]

[waxthis]

"Girls, put on your no entry signs, were about to confront....guysssssssssss"

[Irving]

"I know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke...Now, you know this bloke."
"Do I?"
"This is a bloke you know."

10 high-fives for whoever gets this without a hint or cheating.

[bogie]

Tommy DeVito: No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

[Troublco]

Strange Brew?

Yup.


"Girls, put on your no entry signs, were about to confront....guysssssssssss"

I already did this movie. History of the World, Part 1.

[Tinelement]

owNO5s3eln4

[Irving]

Tommy DeVito: No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

I know I've seen this movie. Some mob movie right? I want to say Goodfellas?

[USAFGopherMike]

I know I've seen this movie. Some mob movie right? I want to say Goodfellas?

Yep. One of the greatest mob films ever if you ask me. So many memorable scenes.

+1 for Strange Brew. One of my top favorite films of all time. "What happens if this plan don't work, eh?" "Oh, the old man'll boot us out for sure; we'll have no place to live." "I can live in this van eh." "Take off you hoser. You need money to live." "Well this plan sucks eh, I ain't goin in." "Oh yes ya are, or I'll tell the old man ya gave away the beer money." "Ok...ok... you boss me around."

Here's another:

"McManus..."
"Whas dat?"
"He told us a different story all together"
"Oh..... Is dat one... about the hooka wit da dysintery?
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"I had a guy's finga in ma assho."
"Is it Friday already?"

[AirbornePathogen]

Yep. One of the greatest mob films ever if you ask me. So many memorable scenes.

+1 for Strange Brew. One of my top favorite films of all time. "What happens if this plan don't work, eh?" "Oh, the old man'll boot us out for sure; we'll have no place to live." "I can live in this van eh." "Take off you hoser. You need money to live." "Well this plan sucks eh, I ain't goin in." "Oh yes ya are, or I'll tell the old man ya gave away the beer money." "Ok...ok... you boss me around."

Here's another:

"McManus..."
"Whas dat?"
"He told us a different story all together"
"Oh..... Is dat one... about the hooka wit da dysintery?
-----------
"I had a guy's finga in ma assho."
"Is it Friday already?"


The Usual Suspects.

"Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys, creepin' through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!"

[USAFGopherMike]

The Usual Suspects.

"Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys, creepin' through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!"

Boondock Saints! Awesome. "You and you're fuckin rope!"

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"Lookie here momma.. I can dig grease slap some butta on it and drag it through the garden."

[AirbornePathogen]

Boondock Saints! Awesome. "You and you're fuckin rope!"

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"Lookie here momma.. I can dig grease slap some butta on it and drag it through the garden."

Aaaand... Airplane. Semi-tough one for you guys:

"I can't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police officer. Apart from the summer of 1979, when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog."

[Ah Pook]

I know I've seen this movie. Some mob movie right? I want to say Goodfellas?
Yep, Goodfellas.

You didn't leave a quote, so here is mine.


Wendy...darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in.

[Ah Pook]

[QUOTE=GilpinGuy;890409]Monty Pythons Holy Grail!


Mine:
"Badges?!? We don't need no stinking badges!"

A little history lesson, circa 1927. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ

[Irving]

Yep, Goodfellas.

You didn't leave a quote, so here is mine.

The Shining. And I DID leave a quote. No one even acknowledged it yet though.

[Uberjager]

"I know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke...Now, you know this bloke."
"Do I?"
"This is a bloke you know."

10 high-fives for whoever gets this without a hint or cheating.

Sexy Beast, right?


You're too chickenshit, I bet you've never kill't a man in your life.

[Irving]

Sexy Beast, right?



Correct! 10 high-fives for you sir!

[Ah Pook]

The Shining. And I DID leave a quote. No one even acknowledged it yet though.
Ahh, didn't see the post above.



Toby...? Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...?

[Uberjager]

Ahh, didn't see the post above.

Reservoir Dogs.

My quote is a few posts above.

[USAFGopherMike]

Aaaand... Airplane. Semi-tough one for you guys:

"I can't remember a time when I didn't want to be a police officer. Apart from the summer of 1979, when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog."

haha.. Hot FUzz.

Nicholas Angel (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0670408/):.....It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake - arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn't stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.
Danny Butterman (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0296545/): He sounds like a good bloke.
Nicholas Angel (http://www.ar-15.co/name/nm0670408/): Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students.

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"My father says that good fighters make bad husbands."
---"Well, that depends."
"On what?"
---"On whether you expect a husband to follow you around.
Jump every time you clap your hands."
"Wouldnt you jump for me? No of course not. Youre a
warrior."