AK Fanboy Test

[Skukripion]

If you get all this then you are an AK fanboy, this should be appropriate for the 7.62x39 club...[Abused]


Mikhail Kalashnikov: 1947...I give you stamped receiver AK47, greatest thing since sliced bread!
Izhmash: 1947...I can't get stamped receiver built right let me use milled. Arrrgh
Izhmash: 1952...OK, I got stamped right, here is AKM, greatest thing since sliced bread!
Russian Army: 1960's....Hey, crazy capitalists went to tiny ass bullet...what's with that?
Mikhail Kalashnikov: It's a fad, get over it
Russian Army: I want AKM in 5.45x39. Tiny ass bullet is sexy
Izhmash: 1974...I give you AK74, greatest thing since sliced bread!
Russian Army: Damn it took you long enough, Viet Nam is over already.
Mikhail Kalashnikov: I'm rather hostile to a reduced caliber being used by us
Russian Army: We get it already
Izhmash: We get it already
Mikhail Kalashnikov: Well f*ck you guys then
Russian Army: 1977...I like this new AK74 so much I'm retiring the AKM. Oh, Izzy btw we need 90 degree gas blocks on these AK74's
Romania: What's wrong with the gas block?
Izhmash: 1985...Don't worry about it. Dammit I can't get this black plastic right, it looks plum.
Izhmash: 1992...I figured out black polymer! I give you AK74M, greatest thing since sliced bread!
Kadhafi: We like what you've done with the AK but we're not sure about 5.45x39. Can you make the same gun for us in 7.62x39?
Izhmash: Did you miss the Vietnam and Afghan wars? Tiny ass bullet is greatest thing since sliced bread... but ok we make for you in 7.62x39. We call it AK103
Mujahadin: Tiny ass bullet? Sh*t that thing is a f*cken poison bullet!
NATO: Damn that AK103 is hot but 7.62x39 is so commie. And USA is making us use their ammo now. We want AK103 but in 5.56x45
Izhmash: Ok we make for you. We call it AK101
Venezuela: Damn that's hot, we'll take AK103 too!
USA: 2010...Wow, hey Izhmash what is AK103? I thought AK47 was still in service?
Izhmash: Umm ...AK47 retired 60 years ago, you're thinking of AKM retired in 1977. We use AK74 now, have been for 40 years
USA: Oh really? Wow, so this AK100 series is new? BTW I like what you did with the furniture.
Izhmash: Sort of, it's AK74M chambered in different caliber
USA: So what's 5.45x39, AK100? AK106?
Izhmash: No, AK74M
USA: So AK74M uses AK100 series furniture?
Izhmash: No, AK100 series uses AK74M furniture. AK74M came first remember, 1992?
USA: I don't get it
Izhmash: I see that.
Izhmash: But nevermind, sales are slow and we have nothing to do but sweep shop floor. Lets crash AKSU into AK74 and make weird hybrid gun, see who bites.
Russian Army: Hey what the hell is that?
Izhmash: It's new super AK. We call it AK105.
Russian Army: Meh... we have best rifle AK74M
OMON: Wow that's sexy I have to have it
USA: Wow that's sexy I have to have it in 5.56
Alpha: Wow that's sexy I have to have it in 7.62x39
Russian Army: Are you ghey? It's weird hybrid gun of AKSU and AK74. Worst of both rifles
Izhmash: Shut up we need the money
Alpha: Yaaay I have AK104
USA: Yaaay I have AK102
Nictra: Yaaaay I have AK105
Izhmash: 2008...I give you AK200, greatest thing since sliced bread!
USA: Ghey
OMON: Ghey
Alpha: Ghey
Kadhafi: Ghey
Izhmash: WTF you guys are the ones crazy about picatinny rails, not me

[porfiriozg]

That hurt on several levals

[68Charger]

amusing, but incomplete- missing rants about the Chinese making copies just different enough, and the Yugoslav's not wanting to use chromed barrels, but insisting on corrosive ammo.... among other things.
I still [ROFL1]

[TEAMRICO]

Will that fit as my Signature?
Loved it!

[Skukripion]

Will that fit as my Signature?
Loved it!

I am still trying to make it MY signature.

[Skukripion]

amusing, but incomplete- missing rants about the Chinese making copies just different enough, and the Yugoslav's not wanting to use chromed barrels, but insisting on corrosive ammo.... among other things.
I still [ROFL1]

I try not to make old man Kalashnikov a whiny lil B%^&# here. Izhmash guy is the mean character.

[jreifsch80]

And what about the valmet being an Un-liscenced and the galil being a liscenced copy of an Un-liscenced copy (valmet) and the south African r4,r5 a liscenced copy Of a licensed copy of an un-licensed copy (galil,valmet) lol

[Skukripion]

And what about the valmet being an Un-liscenced and the galil being a liscenced copy of an Un-liscenced copy (valmet) and the south African r4,r5 a liscenced copy Of a licensed copy of an un-licensed copy (galil,valmet) lol

If i mention all that i better mention that Arsenal Nevada probably sold more AK-103/AK-74m copies than Izhmash...

[Great-Kazoo]

If i mention all that i better mention that Arsenal Nevada probably sold more AK-103/AK-74m copies than Izhmash...

B-west was left out too.

[dtbighit]

Good work,and holy crap that would have taken me a few hours to type that geeez

[Mottojoker305]

That was great

[Irving]

I like the part where 2008 came after 2010.

[jreifsch80]

also why is it just izzy? what about the tula and molot plants? ;)

[kuench]

That was brilliant

[Madusa]

You so forgot Maadi.

[Great-Kazoo]

Good work,and holy crap that would have taken me a few hours to type that geeez


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[USAFGopherMike]

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Waves the flag* Jim, I think most in the world who use AKs do so because their life does depend on it.

[Great-Kazoo]

Waves the flag* Jim, I think most in the world who use AKs do so because their life does depend on it.

Unfortunately that way of thinking for any firearm, is lost on those who know better than us.