Chuck Norris warns of 1000 years of darkness

[car-15]

http://now.msn.com/chuck-norris-and-wife-promise-1000-years-of-darkness-if-obama-is-reelected
Chuck Norris spent Labor Day weekend as only a true patriot would: issuing apocalyptic messages about the upcoming presidential election. Holding hands with his wife, Gena, and looking rather glum, the plaid-shirted harbinger of doom released his "dire warning to America" via a deliciously bizarre video in which he reveals that our "country as we know it could be lost forever" if Obama is re-elected and that he can't "stand on the sidelines … [as we] go the way of socialism or something much worse" (we’re assuming by "worse" he means the "1,000 years of darkness" his wife refers to in the clip). We're inclined to consider Chuck’s message. After all, the dude pretty much united Slovakia and Austria.

[Ridge]

Well that was........ ( ಠ_ಠ)

[Great-Kazoo]

The only way Chuck,[sorry] Mr, Norris would ever see darkness is if his hair piece slipped over his eyes.

[birddog]

Should have had Chuck up there with Clint at the convention. Ultimate power duo

[Mtn.man]

Chuck was born 5/6/1945


The nazi's surrendered 5/7/1945


Coincidence?






Naw

[Ridge]

Should have had Chuck up there with Clint at the convention. Ultimate power duo

That'd be some Highlander-esque shit.

[Ridge]

Chuck was born 5/6/1945


The nazi's surrendered 5/7/1945


Coincidence?






Naw

Chuck Norris was born March 10th, 1940.

[trlcavscout]

The only way Chuck,[sorry] Mr, Norris would ever see darkness is if his hair piece slipped over his eyes.

Oh man that is some bad mojo you just opened their! [ROFL1] 1000 years of darkness will now fall upon you!

[Mtn.man]

It was my email and i liked it.

[tmleadr03]

Chuck Norris was born March 10th, 1940.

Shut your fact spewing whore mouth!

[Ridge]

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/anchorman-well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg

[tmleadr03]

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/270/d/8/mlp_fighting_is_magic_wip_by_thedeseasedcow-d4b4xln.png

[Ridge]

http://i.imgur.com/5VZK9.gif

[Ranger]

From Mr. Norris to cartoon ponies - there must be some connection that I'm not geting :)

[tmleadr03]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61e05e7hW1r4r4cx.gif

[tmleadr03]

From Mr. Norris to cartoon ponies - there must be some connection that I'm not geting :)

http://www.mlponline.net/attachments/chucklittlepony-jpg.972/

[Ridge]

I guess if we're going to talk about 1000 years of darkness, should go with the pony of the night...

http://i.imgur.com/mkbVT.gif

[Ridge]

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[waxthis]

[Pop]

[trlcavscout]

I think chuck is gonna open a whole can of whoopass for useing ponies in his thread!

[Ridge]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8wn7fhi31r19504o1_500.png

[Great-Kazoo]

From Mr. Norris to cartoon ponies - there must be some connection that I'm not geting :)

Death rides a Pale Pony ?

[tmleadr03]

Death rides a Pale Pony ?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCWaHQ6-ryJt2cxpqiDdu89gSEYpKvgpWnsJ4DOj4v86MLFe1x&t=1

[Ridge]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCWaHQ6-ryJt2cxpqiDdu89gSEYpKvgpWnsJ4DOj4v86MLFe1x&t=1

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[Ranger]

http://www.mlponline.net/attachments/chucklittlepony-jpg.972/

Oh, that is just SOOOOOO wrong!

[Veritas]

I read that Chuck Norris once round house kicked the down syndrome out of a twelve year old girl. I wonder is he could round house kick the stupid out of the current administration? Either way it would be fun to watch.