TSA Moves On From Your Underwear to Your Starbucks

[ANADRILL]

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/09/tsa-moves-on-from-your-underwear-to-your-starbucks/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Top +Stories%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher

:(

[ruthabagah]

TSA: That's what happen when a bunch of GED fail are given a badge! 8 or 9 years ago @ DIA, the TSA agent on duty at the concourse main exit was using a "walker" (probably after a hip replacement....) and was chasing people who were walking too close to the exit! It was pathetic. I wish I had a camera then.

[BushMasterBoy]

Welcome to Top Secret America where NOBODY knows WTF they are doing! People ought to boycott the airlines for a week, that would stop this crap. I'm not afraid of Al-Qaida, I'm afraid of the idiotic government starting with Oblowme and working down from there...he will probably start a new war just before the election!

[T-Giv]

TSA: That's what happen when a bunch of GED fail are given a badge! 8 or 9 years ago @ DIA, the TSA agent on duty at the concourse main exit was using a "walker" (probably after a hip replacement....) and was chasing people who were walking too close to the exit! It was pathetic. I wish I had a camera then.

The mental image I just got made me [ROFL3].

[Sharpienads]

Holy crap. The TSA really grinds my gears. [Mad]

The TSA personifies everything that is wrong in America. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that they take this oath:

I, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

I took the oath of enlistment, and take it seriously, only to have these losers violate my and everybody else's constitutionally protected right against unlawful searches and seizures. Since when is wanting to fly probable cause of wanting to hurt and/or kill others and/or destroy property?

Cheese and Rice. This makes me so mad.

[Zundfolge]

TSA: That's what happen when a bunch of GED fail are given a badge!
Just wait until they're all unionized. (http://thehill.com/blogs/transportation-report/tsa/241861-tsa-union-announces-labor-deal-) [Eek3]

(I miss the "panic" smiley)

[Sharpienads]

Worth posting again:

http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m591/Sharpienads/cid_3373204353_210007.png

[BushMasterBoy]

Just don't tell them you have explosive diarrhea...

[Sharpienads]

Just don't tell them you have explosive diarrhea...

[ROFL1]

Oh man, that was a good one!

[brutal]

Holy crap. The TSA really grinds my gears. [Mad]

The TSA personifies everything that is wrong in America. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that they take this oath:

I, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

I took the oath of enlistment, and take it seriously, only to have these losers violate my and everybody else's constitutionally protected right against unlawful searches and seizures. Since when is wanting to fly probable cause of wanting to hurt and/or kill others and/or destroy property?

Cheese and Rice. This makes me so mad.

A-fucking-men brother. Me too.

BTW, wouldn't they be more effective randomly testing at the SOURCE of the liquids?

This is just one more step towards totalitarianism.

[Monky]

A-fucking-men brother. Me too.

BTW, wouldn't they be more effective randomly testing at the SOURCE of the liquids?

This is just one more step towards totalitarianism.

It's obviously a binary explosive.. like they'd keep both sources together.. Habib at the coffee stand gave you part A in your cup.. part B was smuggled in your [CENSORED] you mixed them after a trip to the rest room.. you're a suicide bomber so what do you care if you drink the mixture..

Ve told you vee have vays of making you talkz! [Coffee]

[Irving]

Sounds like a great way for my coffee to end up on the floor/someone's shoes, and me back in line for more coffee.

[Bailey Guns]

That TSA flag would make great wallpaper on the TSA computers. Most of them would probably think it's pretty cool.

I've said it before...I'd lose everything I own and go hungry before I'd work for TSA.

[Singlestack]

I don't generally think I'm a conspiracy nut, but TSA's actions and the lack of government sensitivity at reigning them in tells me that those who control the TSA in gov are getting us used to "soft tyranny", in preparation for harsher steps to follow. Stay vigilant...

Singlestack

[Ronin13]

I had to tell a friend of mine yesterday "don't do it!" when she told me her last day at Carson is next Tuesday and she found a job with the TSA. I emailed her 4 articles from just the last 6 months detailing how jacked up TSA is. Veteran's Preference is great, but not with that group of morally degenerate ass clowns. No veteran should ever go from Combat against the Taliban to combat against freedom.

[Ashton]

Just don't tell them you have explosive diarrhea...

[ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2]

I wonder if they'd request a sample... Just put your hands right under there...

[Sharpienads]

That TSA flag would make great wallpaper on the TSA computers. Most of them would probably think it's pretty cool.

I've said it before...I'd lose everything I own and go hungry before I'd work for TSA.

Dude, that would be awesome. If I was a computer hacker that would totally be worth it.