View Full Version : Name a job you would never do.
hghclsswhitetrsh
09-06-2012, 13:12
Bailey guns made me think about this in a previous thread when he said he wouldn't work for the TSA. So what's one job you'd go hungry, lose your house cars etc, before you would do? Mine would be work at Walmart, McDonald's, or Denny's.
[Beer]
hghclsswhitetrsh
09-06-2012, 13:13
Ps if I mentioned our place of employment please don't be offended. I just dont like our employer.
ruthabagah
09-06-2012, 13:17
Collection agent, TSA and border patrol. 3 jobs where you have to assume that EVERYBODY is a criminal and your job is to make their life hell!
Gay porn fluffer...or DNC Chairman...[ROFL1]
White House staff member under the Obama administration...
Or, and I say this because my dad is the president of the Evergreen Metro District board- the cleaner of the primary filters at the water treatment facility.
SuperiorDG
09-06-2012, 13:40
A Mod for Colorado AR15. [ROFL1]
DD977GM2
09-06-2012, 13:53
Roofer, and any food service industry position
Body snatcher for the Coroner's Officer. Hell to the no.
Honey Wagon Operator...... [Puke]
Stall cleaner at an adult arcade.
tmleadr03
09-06-2012, 14:46
Gay porn fluffer...[ROFL1]
Dang it, I was coming in this thread to post that.
Though, does this mean you would fluff for straight porn?
A physical therapy tech. Where you have to take care of a bunch of overpayed, whiney little bitchy therapists. Do more than they do, damn near run the Dept. and get payed shit!! OH Wait! That is what I do!![Bang]
Looking else where. Just can't handle grown ass adults, that can not even pick up after themselves.
Thats all! Carry on!
hghclsswhitetrsh
09-06-2012, 14:51
QC tech at the dildo factory would be a bad job...
Dang it, I was coming in this thread to post that.
Though, does this mean you would fluff for straight porn?
Sure...I'll make sure the women are all hot an bothered before they go on camera... no dudes, though....by definition, that'd be ghey.
HoneyBadger
09-06-2012, 15:00
After my current time is up, I will never work another government job.
There it is in writing. And I said never.
A Mod for Colorado AR15. [ROFL1]
Lol... Server admin is rough too, but worth it.
There are many jobs I would not do for myself.
To feed, cloth, and house my wife and kids... I would do what ever I can.
Be safe.
After my current time is up, I will never work another government job.
There it is in writing. And I said never.
Even if they offered you a job as the head of TSA? With no restrictions? Think about it... you could really shake things up there! [Tooth]
There are many jobs I would not do for myself.
To feed, cloth, and house my wife and kids... I would do what ever I can.
Be safe.
Amen! Nuff Said!
CrufflerSteve
09-06-2012, 15:31
For a family you don't have a lot of luxury to say 'no'.
Here's the absolute worst job I ever heard about. I spent a plane ride sitting next to a real sanitation engineer. A fellow who designed sewage treatment plants.
Apparently at some of the sites stuff goes wrong way down in the pipes or whatever is down at the bottom. They actually have a 'shit diver', someone who has to go down in the poop and adjust or clear stuff. They wear a super insulated suit and if it rips at all the diver goes straight to the hospital for IV antibiotics. Zero visibility just feeling your way through the crap. Apparently it isn't a specialty but some people at these plants are trained in how to do this.
Steve
tmleadr03
09-06-2012, 15:33
Sure...I'll make sure the women are all hot an bothered before they go on camera... no dudes, though....by definition, that'd be ghey.
Fluffer by definition is there to keep the guys... up for the job.
I would say que rimshot but in this conversation...
Tinelement
09-06-2012, 15:59
Nude metal fabrication
[NoEvil]
StagLefty
09-06-2012, 16:01
Pony cartoonist [Rant1]
Byte Stryke
09-06-2012, 16:03
Rim
HoneyBadger
09-06-2012, 16:05
Even if they offered you a job as the head of TSA? With no restrictions? Think about it... you could really shake things up there! [Tooth]
Going back on my word, I would certainly accept it, but I would quickly be out of a job... Along with everyone else that works for (belongs to) the TSA. I would shut down the entire organization in one day. [Weight]
Going back on my word, I would certainly accept it, but I would quickly be out of a job... Along with everyone else that works for (belongs to) the TSA. I would shut down the entire organization in one day. [Weight]
And replace it with???
I'm just curious. I remember as a kid being able to walk into Friendship Airport, just south of Baltimore (now BWI). You could park across the street for free. Walk in and stroll up to the ticket counters or walk directly to a gate and no one would bother you. We didn't go anywhere, but watched the planes come and go. There was an outside observation deck on the second floor and you could stand out there and watch all day if you had the time.
Times have changed.
Be safe.
A gynecologist. Yeah, I've been to the DMV, I've seen whats out there. And they only would come in when something is wrong....
I don't know. Most go in at least yearly for a checkup. you definitely are going to see some terribly nasty things. It isn't a job I would never do, but it is definitely a job I wouldn't pick doing.
QC tech at the dildo factory would be a bad job...
or a dildo returns tech![ROFL1]
Skukripion
09-06-2012, 18:09
Executioner. [Muaha]
SA Friday
09-06-2012, 18:16
Wow, some of you guys are sissies. I've done half the jobs in this thread. Ya, no fluffing gigs. That's in the half of the jobs I haven't done. McD's and roofing while in high school, shoveled tons of crap growing up and working on the family farm. Sucked crap out of military aircraft latrines, and I currently work part time at Walmart. AND I'm a MOD.
I'm still walkin and talkin and have had and still have some pretty sweet toys out of all those horrible jobs.
Work is what we do to pay the bills and pay to play. It's just work. Short of violating my personal ethics, it's all a PITA and only done to enjoy the rest of the time you're not working.
I could never work as a door-to-door salesman, telemarketer or bill collector. I'd rather live in a van down by the river.
cfortune
09-06-2012, 18:35
I don't think I'd ever be a prostitute...
gnihcraes
09-06-2012, 19:17
I've never worked Fast Food, or food of any kind. I believe it would ruin eating out ever again. Knowing what is really going on in some kitchens.
I've never worked Fast Food, or food of any kind. I believe it would ruin eating out ever again. Knowing what is really going on in some kitchens.
ever watch the movie: "waiting"? HILARIOUS!!!
I'm still walkin and talkin and have had and still have some pretty sweet toys out of all those horrible jobs.
So you kept some of the unwanted merchandise from the dildo return tech and QC jobs???? [ROFL1]
BPTactical
09-06-2012, 21:04
^^^ that's damn funny bogie.
Proctologist.
I deal with enough assholes already(present company excluded[Beer])
buckshotbarlow
09-06-2012, 21:11
Gay porn fluffer...or DNC Chairman...[ROFL1]
damn u beat me 2 it...
HoneyBadger
09-06-2012, 21:12
And replace it with???
Replace it with the free market.
Airlines will provide their own security and it is in their best interest to be as safe as possible. Less regulations and everybody wins. More regulations and only the corportatist government wins, every private citizen loses.
gnihcraes
09-06-2012, 21:29
ever watch the movie: "waiting"? HILARIOUS!!!
I don't believe so, I'll check it out.
fairrpe86
09-06-2012, 23:20
The guy who goes around sucking the poop out of all the porta potties. No way!
IT tech for Microsoft....
hghclsswhitetrsh
09-07-2012, 08:04
Post whore on ar-15.co
Not nice. [Beer]
Replace it with the free market.
Airlines will provide their own security and it is in their best interest to be as safe as possible. Less regulations and everybody wins. More regulations and only the corportatist government wins, every private citizen loses.
That was the system on September 11, 2001.
In a perfect world, no security would be necessary. In the current world, no security is perfect.
Be safe.
The guy who sucks the shit out of porta johns is nick named" The Honey Dipper". Already been said.
I seen a honey dipper on a jobsite pull off one of those nasty gloves and eat a sandwich. Didn't seem to bother him any.
what's one job you'd go hungry, lose your house cars etc, before you would do?
-no such job.
HoneyBadger
09-07-2012, 10:20
That was the system on September 11, 2001.
In a perfect world, no security would be necessary. In the current world, no security is perfect.
Be safe.
You really think the TSA would have prevented the events of 9/11?
The free market would have adjusted and increased their security. As I said, in a true free market, it is in the best interest of every airline to provide the best, fastest, safest service. If an airline is unsafe or has terrible private security, people would be less inclined to do their traveling with them. If an airline had the best security and safety in the industry, people would probably be more interested in doing business with them. Airlines with bad safety records and cruddy security would either be pressured by the market to raise their standards, or be forced out of business.
All of this should be privatized, not run by another government organization with unlimited reach and power. The TSA started out just operating metal detectors in airports, now they have street checkpoints and crazy oversight on things in your personal life, including blatantly violating the 4th amendment (http://boardingarea.com/blogs/flyingwithfish/2010/11/20/how-the-tsa-legally-circumvents-the-fourth-amendment/).
...And now back to your regularly scheduled posting about jobs you would never do:
Sharpienads
09-07-2012, 12:26
Any Marine that works at the White House.
It's gotta be tough to salute the current POTUS every time he walks by.
ChunkyMonkey
09-07-2012, 12:34
When I was a libtard... being a banker is the worst thing I could've done.
Now being one is the best thing I ever done in my life.
That being said, I would do any jobs before I ever ask for a hand out!
Mortician/Coroner
That shit is creepy AND they will be some of the first to go in the zombie apocalypse [Coffee]
CrufflerSteve
09-07-2012, 13:01
There was a article about that today:
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/business/120904/worlds-seven-worst-jobs
I think Emergency Fukushima power plant technician, Personal chef to North Korean dictator and Elephant sperm collector are pretty awful.
Steve
Any Marine that works at the White House.
It's gotta be tough to salute the current POTUS every time he walks by.
I agree... It would take a lot of strength to refrain from spitting in his eye and telling him he's a disgrace to that office and this country... sir!
I would do any jobs before I ever ask for a hand out!
I agree- can I change my answer? Welfare recipient.
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