Name a job you'd love to do!

[Ronin13]

So hghclsswhitetrsh had to be so negative ([Flower]) in jobs you wouldn't be caught dead doing... but what about that dream job...

There are so many that I would love to do, and I'm sure you guys probably have more than one- so let's narrow it down to top 5, shall we? Try and be creative (none of that easy Bill Gate's heir stuff).

Mine, in no particular order,
-Christy Mack (http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/christy-mack/)'s sex toy (Somewhat SFW, bikini pics, no nude despite her "job")
-Travis Haley's training partner
-DARPA equipment tester
-The next Tom Clancy (IE: Successful novelist where I could live off that job)
-Whatever Dragonman's job title is [Coffee]

[BushMasterBoy]

I'd be a UFO test pilot. Don't worry about having to pay me, I AM NOT coming back...

[BigBear]

1. Lead trumpeter for Maynard Ferguson (RIP).
2-4. A musician in one of our Armed Forces
5. Teacher in a Music Conservatory

[Punkface]

Insurance agent at my dad's company

[Zundfolge]

I'd be happy with; International Playboy and Man of Mystery.

[MrPrena]

1. Chairman and ceo of >30B company.
2. CFO
3. President and COO

[Ronin13]

I'd be happy with; International Playboy and Man of Mystery.

So this:
http://www.austinpowers.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/The_Austin_Powers_Series.jpg
But with better teeth, right? [Tooth]

[Mazin]

I want a Gun shop (Class 3) with a range and tiered training school.

[MCarp71]

I want a Gun shop (Class 3) with a range and tiered training school.


I'll work with ya!![M2][UZI]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

A member of the united states marine corps
Police officer
Fire fighter

Practical but true.

[Ronin13]

I want a Gun shop (Class 3) with a range and tiered training school.

Hell yeah! I'll take a job there! (see my choice #2).
I would have to echo hghclsswhitetrsh, my realistic dream is being a LEO. [Beer]

[Tinelement]

Nude metal fabrication


[NoEvil]

[HoneyBadger]

Unrealistic dream: become a sailboat salesman, take customers out on cruises, make big sales.

Realistic dream: open up a gun shop and indoor/outdoor range. Have all of the product selection of Specialty Sports, but none of the attitude and ridiculous prices. Do custom gunsmithing. Buy acreage outside of town for my own house, horses, and private shooting range. It might not happen in the next 5 years, but I'll get there someday...

[Byte Stryke]

Daddy...

Yeah, I Said it.

:)

[Tinelement]

Daddy...

Yeah, I Said it.

:)

Full of WIN!

[MCarp71]

Daddy...

Yeah, I Said it.

:)


Best one I've ever had!

[Delfuego]

Insurance agent at my dad's company[ROFL1]

[T-Giv]

I would love to "retire" at some point down the road and play some golf on the Champions Tour.

[sniper7]

multi-billionaire stay at home dad![Beer]

[Mazin]

I'll work with ya!![M2][UZI]


Hell yeah! I'll take a job there! (see my choice #2).
I would have to echo hghclsswhitetrsh, my realistic dream is being a LEO. [Beer]

[Beer]

I have Idea's just no way to break away from the day job yet.

[Rucker61]

Product manager for a mountain bike or firearms company.

[lex137]

US Marshal, will never happen cause it got a record which prevents me from doing any type of LE. I would settle for retiring at 29 after winning the largest single person powerball!!!!

[wrestler034]

multi-billionaire stay at home dad![Beer]

x2

[Snowman78]

LEO
pilot
working R&D for a:
boat, ATV, Snowmobile or firearms company
Owning a gun story / range

[Great-Kazoo]

Vaginal wall inspector. Then open up Clitoral Cleaning Services as a side job.
We Clean em easy ,So you don't feel Greasy.

[Fromk]

1. Compensated Endorser. Life insurance, diabetes test kits, whatever. I'll wear a suit and be in a commercial for it.

2. Gentleman Adventurer. I think being rich is a prerequisite for this job but I'd still put in an application.

3. Low-level judge on America's Got Talent to witness that unfiltered freak show and I'd get to travel.

Runner Up - I once chatted with a guy that tested jet engines by throwing various frozen birds into them. It's a REAL job. Although it's pretty morbid and probably doesn't smell that great, it was one of the most fascinating job descriptions I've ever heard.

[brutal]

The most interesting man in the world's boss

[BPTactical]

I'm already doing it.[Muaha]

[Sawin]

Insurance agent at my dad's company
hahaha ok that's funny.

On a more serious note, I'd love to be a Congressman or a professional baseball player. Maybe a pro baseball player, THEN a congressman?! If neither of those pan out, I'd be thrilled to test and review any kind of sporting goods, especially if it happened to be shooting sports related. I bet I could come up with more, but that's good for now.

[Sawin]

A pilot would be cool too.

[buckshotbarlow]

-prof hunter w/tv show
-prof varmint slayer
-bullet architect, rail gun designer
-tried doing the airplane design thing and it fell though, maybe open up my own company to design a clone of incom's t-65.

-Last but not least, work on old muscle cars and get paid bank 2 do it..

[hatidua]

I'm pretty happy doing what I do: www.markpix.com

[buckshotbarlow]

forgot 1...
-be the guy that tells the kenyan he's fired, and that he doesn't get to collect his "presidential" bennies
-then kick biden in the nutts, see above
-have pelosi tongue jack my s**t box, then tell her she's fired, with a big kick in her bitchy a$$
-fire every one of those cocksuckers in the senate.

best for last, line up the supreme court libs, and one other "conservative", and tell them they get to unf**k the country from solitary confinement.

[waxthis]

Be a fluffer on a lesbian porn set........
[Coffee]

[ChadAmberg]

1. Compensated Endorser. Life insurance, diabetes test kits, whatever. I'll wear a suit and be in a commercial for it.


"When I get explosive herpes, I use Drippy-Sore-Be-Gone. Works every time or your money back!"


Me, I'd like to be wealthy enough to run a fly fishing shop. Happiest guys I've seen at work in some time.

[Pancho Villa]

Be a fluffer on a lesbian porn set........
[Coffee]

I like your style.

I enjoy the stress, thrill and fun of building up a small business, so I guess I'm doing something I love to do.

[bryjcom]

Professional fisherman. Not the commercial fisherman but the Kevin VanDamme fisherman.

[Guylee]

I always wanted to be one of them Rangers...

[Gunner]

DOW officer
self made billionaire I'll settle for millionaire

[tmckay2]

work for the CIA but have a glitch in their payroll so i get paid more than they do. also have access to all the top secret information.

[Scanker19]

Table IV Master Gunner. So much entertainment for such a cheap price.

[Cylinder Head]

Test driver for an exotic car manufacturer.

Apache pilot.

[Holger Danske]

Pro fisherman, or have my own hunting show on TV. College Professor teaching kids how to program. Helicopter pilot. That what comes to mind right now.

[lead_magnet]

Homicide Detective in a large metro area

-or-

starting my own small mfg. co.

[alxone]

the same job i have , but with better pay

[JCzzle]

be the gorilla at Casa Bonita

[earplug]

International courier.

[BushMasterBoy]

I could stick the needle in and press the button. Do they swab the arm for alcohol to prevent infection?

[claimbuster]

Head of quality control at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch!