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henpecked
09-06-2012, 19:29
[Tooth]

BPTactical
09-06-2012, 19:34
"Hope and Change"

Translation: I hope I have some change left in my account........

henpecked
09-06-2012, 19:44
The bowel movement was cancelled, apparently I need a permit to make dolls in his image....

TEAMRICO
09-06-2012, 20:24
Please flush ow, it might make him go away!
I'm gonna watch now to see this train wreck!

TEAMRICO
09-06-2012, 20:44
Is this speech for real?
Same old crap, nothing new heard. Grandstanding and the crowd seems confused, they just cheer for anything.
Chock this one up as a FAIL.

brutal
09-06-2012, 20:57
Recap. Bah blah blah repubs are evil blah blah blah I'm great blah blahlah not my fault blah blahblah

I'm actually watching DVR delayed and not quite there yet, but I have my Carnac The Magnificent hat on.

TEAMRICO
09-06-2012, 21:03
Now he's begging for his job! Sad stories of un- named people.
Once again, believe the exact opposite of anything he says.

Sharpienads
09-06-2012, 21:03
I heard a second of it on the radio when I got in my truck, and immediately changed the station. I was pleased to hear "Land of Confusion" by Genesis on the Sirius 80s on 8 station.

[Punker]

BUC303
09-06-2012, 21:04
He better stick to his script before he accidentally says what he really means

sniper7
09-06-2012, 21:05
I wish he had technical difficulties so he would have to go free style. I would love to see how that played out for him

Sharpienads
09-06-2012, 21:07
He better stick to his script before he accidentally says what he really means

You didn't type that. If you posted something on a forum, you didn't type that on your own. Somebody along the way helped you type that.

BUC303
09-06-2012, 21:09
I wish he had technical difficulties so he would have to go free style. I would love to see how that played out for him


You can bet we'd have another "you didn't build that" moment

edit: beat me to it!

henpecked
09-06-2012, 21:11
Isn't a Biden that toilet shaped thing that sprays water?

T-Giv
09-06-2012, 21:13
I would love nothing more than to see Obama stand up there without his 'prompter and see him attempt to wiggle around the topics that America is struggling with. Especially without his choir of saints that simply applaud whatever he says.

brutal
09-06-2012, 21:25
Blah blahblah cut education cost in half WHILE REDUCING class size blah blah blah more entitlements at Lower cost blah blah blah. I'm great blah blah blah GOP sucks blah blah blah back to the future blah bah

Where's the "details" he was supposed to lay out, I'm waiting.

brutal
09-06-2012, 21:26
You didn't type that. If you posted something on a forum, you didn't type that on your own. Somebody along the way helped you type that.

[ROFL1]

TEAMRICO
09-06-2012, 21:32
I heard a second of it on the radio when I got in my truck, and immediately changed the station. I was pleased to hear "Land of Confusion" by Genesis on the Sirius 80s on 8 station.

[Punker]

You just listened to the soundtrack of the crowd!
Zombies!! They will fall for anything.

Worst, most boring speech. Flatlined!
Rehash of all his speeches.
Sad really. Just glad it's over!
Come on Nov 6th!!

Ronin13
09-07-2012, 09:43
You just listened to the soundtrack of the crowd!
Zombies!! They will fall for anything.

Worst, most boring speech. Flatlined!
Rehash of all his speeches.
Sad really. Just glad it's over!
Come on Nov 6th!!

I read an article yesterday on Cracked that was about Vampires and Zombies. They were saying that the right sees the left as Vampires (the sucking and bleeding the country dry) and the left sees the right as Zombies (mindlessly following- conformist behavior). I think this is false, I see the left as Zombie Vampires... mindless creatures who will drink the koolaid and then bleed us all dry screaming "Eat the rich! Share the wealth!" while playing on a brand spanking new iPad. [Bang]