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Squeeze
09-07-2012, 15:15
http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i445/TangoDownPro/BigSnake1.jpg

http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i445/TangoDownPro/BigSnake2.jpg

http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i445/TangoDownPro/BigSnake3.jpg

THIS IS NOT A PYTHON!

This is a 15 foot Western Diamondback
rattlesnake - the largest ever caught on record,

This snake was found Near the St. Augustine
outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision just south of
Mesa Az.

A little research revealed the following:

One bite from a snake of this sizewould contain enough venom to
kill over 40 full grown men.

The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a
normal sized man.

A bite from those fangs would be comparable to being stabbed
by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers.

The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the bottom
picture has a blade around 6 inche long.

This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds.
(How much do you weigh?)

Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop's
leg in the first picture (and he is not a small man).

A snake of this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old
child and dogs, pigs, etc).

A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot
accurate striking distance.
(The distance for an average size rattlesnake
is about 2 feet . )

This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr.
was President.

Now just ask yourself these questions:

What has this snake been feeding on and
where are its offspring?

00tec
09-07-2012, 15:23
St Johns county is in Florida. I'll bet the last pic is from a different snake. I figured out the cross streets when I got this email a while back and pulled it up on street view.

Here you go.
740 Cabernet Pl, St Augustine, FL 32084
http://m.google.com/u/m/whdY1s

hghclsswhitetrsh
09-07-2012, 15:26
That must be a strong bastard holding that pole, that's alot of weight at the end of that long pole.*


*this message has no gay references

The Heretic
09-07-2012, 15:26
Holy Hell!

DEAGLER
09-07-2012, 15:36
Researched google. Story is fiction.


The Truth:
This tale is fiction. A public information officer with the St. Johns County Sheriff's department told TruthOrFiction.com that there was an incident involving a large Eastern diamondback rattlesnake in July 2009 but the snake was 7'3" in length.
The photos, taken by an unidentified civilian, were an unintentional trick of camera perspective. The captured snake was closer to the photographer than the law enforcement officer shown in the background. This made the venomous reptile appear larger than life.

Eastern diamondback rattlesnakes in the wild have been known to grow up to 8' in length.

The Western diamondbacked rattlesnake is indigenous to Arizona but they have been known to live 15 to 20 years in captivity and are 3 to 5 feet in average length but have a few of these rattlers have been known to grow up to 7 feet in length.

rockhound
09-07-2012, 15:47
way old photo went around the emails a long time ago.

Mtn.man
09-07-2012, 16:01
I got a 7'er on my office wall. Good eating.

Speaking of snakes, can you find the cat in this picture:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c152.0.403.403/p403x403/530040_437597826279350_1523585126_n.jpg

hghclsswhitetrsh
09-07-2012, 16:08
^^. Exactly where cats deserve to be. Bastards.

blacklabel
09-07-2012, 16:11
^^. Exactly where cats deserve to be. Bastards.

I couldn't agree more.

BushMasterBoy
09-07-2012, 16:12
I really miss Florida, internet cafe shootings, sharks,hurricanes & giant snakes...


http://jacksonville.com/news/metro/2009-10-01/story/huge_rattlesnake_found_near_st_augustine


oh yeah and alligators eating lil ole ladies poodles[ROFL1]

rondog
09-07-2012, 16:18
Exactly where cats deserve to be. Bastards.


I couldn't agree more.

Oh my, here we go.....gettin' myself a seat for this one. http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/smilies/popcorn.gif

And yes, Virginia, rattlesnakes CAN get very goddamn big. Not very often though, they have to dodge a lotta rednecks to survive that long.

Ah Pook
09-07-2012, 17:27
Snopes has a couple of snake stories.

It's all about perspective.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/graphics/claysnake.jpg

Squeeze
09-07-2012, 17:43
Sorry, didn't realize this was an old e-mail, I hadn't seen it before so "my blunder". Also didn't realize it is a supposed hoax. Oh, and piss on you for hating on my cat too. That is all.

Ah Pook
09-07-2012, 18:24
I didn't hate on your cat but thanks all the same.



:D

CapLock
09-07-2012, 21:32
That would make one hell of a belt for one hell of a fat man.

Sharpienads
09-07-2012, 22:14
Researched google. Story is fiction.


The Truth:
This tale is fiction. A public information officer with the St. Johns County Sheriff's department told TruthOrFiction.com that there was an incident involving a large Eastern diamondback rattlesnake in July 2009 but the snake was 7'3" in length.
The photos, taken by an unidentified civilian, were an unintentional trick of camera perspective. The captured snake was closer to the photographer than the law enforcement officer shown in the background. This made the venomous reptile appear larger than life.

Eastern diamondback rattlesnakes in the wild have been known to grow up to 8' in length.

The Western diamondbacked rattlesnake is indigenous to Arizona but they have been known to live 15 to 20 years in captivity and are 3 to 5 feet in average length but have a few of these rattlers have been known to grow up to 7 feet in length.

Oh, so the diamondback was only 7'3". That makes me feel a lot better. [Help]

Mazin
09-07-2012, 22:42
F*** Snakes Period!

Great-Kazoo
09-07-2012, 22:48
^^. Exactly where cats deserve to be. Bastards.


OT: Yet one board member was crucified [because that's the word of the day] for shooting dogs who snapped, nipped bit, whatever???
Equal justice for all or all for injustice?? Whatever that means i'm 15mg's in to pain relief.
And return your VM's B#$%^d your shi$%^ clogging up my shop:)

KestrelBike
09-08-2012, 08:04
Whole bunch of nasty cat intolerance going on in this thread!

TRnCO
09-08-2012, 08:23
Whole bunch of nasty cat intolerance going on in this thread!that ain't no shit. The snake did it but the cat is takin' the heat on this one.

hghclsswhitetrsh
09-08-2012, 08:30
Haha the only difference is I am not going to put a cat in the snakes mouth.