What's your Favorite 007 One-Liner ?

[james_bond_007]

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?

You Only Live Twice (1967)

Tiger Tanaka: Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.
James Bond: And rule number two?
Tiger Tanaka: Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.
James Bond: I just might retire to here.

[Goodburbon]

Don't remember exactly, It's from live and let die, and along the lines of

James, do we have time for another?
Of course darling, there's no sense in going off half cocked.

[james_bond_007]

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.

[wctriumph]

Not perfected?

[Ah Pook]

James Bond
Shaken not stirred

Why?


James Bond
A dry martini. One in a deep champagne goblet.

Bartender
Oui, monsieur.

James Bond
Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?

[Sharpienads]

Crappy audio/video, but...

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[WETWRKS]

Do you expect me to beg?

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.

[Whistler]

"I thought Christmas only comes once per year."

[funkymonkey1111]

"I can't carry Jason Bourne or Jack Bauer's nutsack because I'm an effete British dandy"

[Ronin13]

Admittedly, although I love the classics- I have to say the best one-liner was Daniel Craig's Bond in Casino Royale:
“Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.” [ROFL1]

[james_bond_007]

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

James Bond: Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany Case: Could be.
James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany Case: Which do you prefer?
James Bond: Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match...


and...

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

[as Bond, still incognito as Peter Franks, removes his underwear to seduce Tiffany]
Tiffany Case: Why, Peter, there's much more to you than I imagined!

[Eggysrun]

For England James?

No, for me.

[james_bond_007]

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

[Making love to his language tutor]
James Bond: I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.

[james_bond_007]

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) James Bond: [Whilst being in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.
Moneypenny: You always were a cunning linguist, James.
Moneypenny: [M walks up from behind Moneypenny] Don't ask.
M: Don't tell.

[xring]

"My name is pussy galore"[Tooth]
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[bogie]

Just watched this a few days ago.... Pretty cool chase scene will all 6 Bond actors.

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[Heep72]

Theeeeeeeressssss sssomeone on the wing! Ssssssome..........thing!
Oh wait, thats Ace Ventura. Har Har!

[james_bond_007]

Just watched this a few days ago.... Pretty cool chase scene will all 6 Bond actors.



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[Ah Pook]

Theeeeeeeressssss sssomeone on the wing! Ssssssome..........thing!
Oh wait, thats Ace Ventura. Har Har!
That was William Shatner.
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Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.
That’s a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing!

[james_bond_007]

Goldfinger (1964)

[after knocking a fan into a bathtub to electrocute a bad guy]
James Bond: Shocking! Positively shocking!