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ray1970
09-10-2012, 19:08
Looks like this guy was trying for a solo membership. [Coffee]

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/31423812/detail.html
kwando
09-10-2012, 19:16
Wow!
Rooskibar03
09-10-2012, 19:17
Nasty. Just nasty.
DFBrews
09-10-2012, 19:20
Well.... when in doubt rub one out.
hghclsswhitetrsh
09-10-2012, 19:20
Clean up in aisle 12 seat b.
Irving
09-10-2012, 19:28
In before AD/ND jokes.
patrick0685
09-10-2012, 19:48
guess she wasnt down to help[ROFL1][ROFL2][Coffee]
PSS
09-10-2012, 20:13
Give a fella a hand, lady
TriggerHappy
09-10-2012, 20:19
I worked that flight to the gate and then heard it on the radio...I'm surprised TSA didn't try and get a hand in on the this one...[ROFL1][ROFL2]
Scanker19
09-10-2012, 20:22
Aren't most of us techincally part of the mile high club just by living where we do in Colorado?
Adawg38
09-10-2012, 20:27
What WiFi doesn't work in the bathroom?
TEAMRICO
09-10-2012, 20:35
Aren't most of us techincally part of the mile high club just by living where we do in Colorado?

Argh,,, uhhhhh, ahhhhhh......just joined!
Do I get a shirt or hat maybe?[Tooth]
hghclsswhitetrsh
09-10-2012, 20:37
Argh,,, uhhhhh, ahhhhhh......just joined!
Do I get a shirt or hat maybe?[Tooth]

Yep...

http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?t=63107
hobowh
09-10-2012, 20:53
Aren't most of us techincally part of the mile high club just by living where we do in Colorado?
My understanding is it is AGL not ASL so No.
patrick0685
09-10-2012, 22:02
My understanding is it is AGL not MSL so No.

fixed it for ya...some claim you must be the pilot too
RonMexico
09-10-2012, 22:27
Guess in the movie the hangover they were wrong. "It's not illegal, it's frowned upon - like masturbating on an airplane"
ColoWyo
09-11-2012, 00:38
You have to hand it to him. He was horny and took things in to his own hands.
akguy1985
09-11-2012, 04:54
Pilot: preparing to take off
Passenger: preparing to launch
Cman
09-11-2012, 08:24
Pilot: preparing to take off
Passenger: preparing to launch

[ROFL1]
Ronin13
09-11-2012, 09:35
Guess in the movie the hangover they were wrong. "It's not illegal, it's frowned upon - like masturbating on an airplane"

"Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden."
glenncal1
09-11-2012, 10:50
Gives a new meaning to the aeronautical term "Joy Stick"
bside303
09-11-2012, 11:39
ex priest according to the radio news
FastMan
09-11-2012, 12:59
ex priest according to the radio news

Yes, with a history of inappropriate contact with minors.
Geology Rocks
09-11-2012, 13:29
so my uncle was on a plane when the hydraulics went out and the plane started going crazy and they all thought they were gonna crash and die right? So what did they do? My uncle whips out his junk and just starts going to town. Everybody else gets the pictures right? So they start going crazy. People are jerking off all over the place. Right then the planes hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. Everyone put their.....well...you know....away and no one mentioned it again.
exxonv
09-11-2012, 15:43
so my uncle was on a plane when the hydraulics went out and the plane started going crazy and they all thought they were gonna crash and die right? So what did they do? My uncle whips out his junk and just starts going to town. Everybody else gets the pictures right? So they start going crazy. People are jerking off all over the place. Right then the planes hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. Everyone put their.....well...you know....away and no one mentioned it again.

Ha! Ha! HA! HA! Now that's even funnier (in a sick sort of way)... [ROFL3]
rockhound
09-11-2012, 18:00
[Dunno]

i dont get it, WTF make dudes do that sort of crap,

thought process?? i shouldn't just be here on the plane watching a porno, i should also be touching myself,
hatidua
09-11-2012, 18:03
Obvious consequence of airlines cutting back on services: people are taking matters into their own hands.
KevDen2005
09-11-2012, 18:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPin5LRBfZo


Thanks a lot Bin Laden
Irving
09-11-2012, 18:54
so my uncle was on a plane when the hydraulics went out and the plane started going crazy and they all thought they were gonna crash and die right? So what did they do? My uncle whips out his junk and just starts going to town. Everybody else gets the pictures right? So they start going crazy. People are jerking off all over the place. Right then the planes hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. Everyone put their.....well...you know....away and no one mentioned it again.

Mall Rats.


I'm curious why the lady watched the whole time. Did she not say anything until she got a money shot just to be SURE that's what he was doing? That's like watching a stabbing until the victim draws their last breath before deciding that you aren't on Candid Camera.
Skully
09-11-2012, 19:31
Obvious consequence of airlines cutting back on services: people are taking matters into their own hands.

..........ha ha you at the comedy club, you going to be here all week? [ROFL1]
Geology Rocks
10-06-2012, 23:43
Mall Rats.


I'm curious why the lady watched the whole time. Did she not say anything until she got a money shot just to be SURE that's what he was doing? That's like watching a stabbing until the victim draws their last breath before deciding that you aren't on Candid Camera.

Geez dude! There are somethings you dont talk about in public!:D
sniper7
10-07-2012, 05:20
I think he was trying to prove to TSA that he got more than 3oz of liquid past them!
theGinsue
10-07-2012, 09:25
Okay, now ^^^ that's funny stuff right there.