NOOO! Bacon Shortage coming!

[Monky]

The sky is falling the sky is falling!


Industry group: bacon, pork shortage ‘unavoidable’
A world shortage of pork and bacon next year is “now unavoidable,” a British industry group said in a press release.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/09/25/industry-group-bacon-pork-shortage-unavoidable/?test=latestnews#ixzz27V1gxKBy

[opie011]

Saw this on the news last night...so sad[Help]

[BPTactical]

This is actually a clandestine operation by the Muzzies to send our population into a frenzy.
This and the cancellation of "Jersey Shore" will be the downfall of western civilization.

[alxone]

This is actually a clandestine operation by the Muzzies to send our population into a frenzy.
This and the cancellation of "Jersey Shore" will be the downfall of western civilization.Not all lost we still have a honey boo boo , snookie and a j wow
[ROFL1]

[Ronin13]

Not all lost we still have a honey boo boo , snookie and a j wow
[ROFL1]

Oh dear, my fap time will take a serious hit if they do away with J WOW! [Coffee]

A bacon shortage though, oh dear no! What is GilpinGuy's take on this? I'm going to order some bacon from him next week... should I buy more than just 4lbs now?

[pepito]

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/404098/december-12-2011/norway-s-butter-shortage

[StagLefty]

Not all lost we still have a honey boo boo , snookie and a j wow
[ROFL1]

I'm concerned that you know that these are still here [ROFL1]

[Ronin13]

I'm concerned that you know that these are still here [ROFL1]

You should be even more concerned that one has chosen to breed... although TBH I'd breed with JWOW (http://umbrella-eqal.s3.amazonaws.com/jwoww/dynamic/thumbnail/photo/224547_290x300.png). [Help]

[alxone]

I'm concerned that you know that these are still here [ROFL1] ok , my wife is super pregnant and watches tons of bad tv . I have no idea why ronin knows so much about them [Tooth]

[dwalker460]

Guess its time to take up hog huntin...

[ChadAmberg]

Luckily we have it best when it comes to beer:
http://motherboard.vice.com/2012/9/25/beer-in-the-u-s-is-cheaper-than-anywhere-else-in-the-world--2

[Ronin13]

Luckily we have it best when it comes to beer:
http://motherboard.vice.com/2012/9/25/beer-in-the-u-s-is-cheaper-than-anywhere-else-in-the-world--2

Let's not fail to mention Colorado alone has 139 breweries! [Beer]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I don't see a shortage of bacon in this picture being a problem... Matter of fact, I would almost rather there be less bacon in this picture....

http://www.tacomaworld.com/gallery/data/500/bacon-boobs.jpg

[BUC303]

Luckily we have it best when it comes to beer:
http://motherboard.vice.com/2012/9/25/beer-in-the-u-s-is-cheaper-than-anywhere-else-in-the-world--2


Not neccessarily the cheapest when it comes to beer, we just make the most money, so it's affordable. I'll drink to that [Beer]

[Troublco]

I don't see a shortage of bacon in this picture being a problem... Matter of fact, I would almost rather there be less bacon in this picture....

http://www.tacomaworld.com/gallery/data/500/bacon-boobs.jpg

Bacon makes everything better...in this case I'd call it an appetizer on your way to the main course! [ROFL1]

[Teufelhund]

Isn't there a member here selling slabs of bacon? I think we know on whom to blame this conspiracy.

[Ronin13]

Isn't there a member here selling slabs of bacon? I think we know on whom to blame this conspiracy.

GilpinGuy- but he is doing his part to make a better, safer, more Muslim-free world... trying to spread happiness, one lb of bacon at a time! What are you doing to help this bacon-based problem? (You better say enjoying every damn strip of it you can! [Coffee])

[Teufelhund]

LOL I am doing all I can to make a shortage worse. Mrs. Teufelhund reduced me to turkey-bacon long ago, but she's been out of town since yesterday afternoon, and I've already had 3 baconators from Wendy's.

[SA Friday]

God, I miss bacon. and cheese. God, I miss cheese. and red meat. Fn genes.

[Ronin13]

LOL I am doing all I can to make a shortage worse. Mrs. Teufelhund reduced me to turkey-bacon long ago, but she's been out of town since yesterday afternoon, and I've already had 3 baconators from Wendy's.

Really? I just had one for lunch not 2 hours ago! [Beer] YUM!

[Monky]

Really? I just had one for lunch not 2 hours ago! [Beer] YUM!

I really looked for an obesity or a heart attack smilie.. no joy.

[GilpinGuy]

Oh dear, my fap time will take a serious hit if they do away with J WOW! [Coffee]

A bacon shortage though, oh dear no! What is GilpinGuy's take on this? I'm going to order some bacon from him next week... should I buy more than just 4lbs now?

GilpinGuy is upset and going to be stocking the damn freezer bigtime. [Rant2]

[DFBrews]

I really looked for an obesity or a heart attack smilie.. no joy.

http://nordfolk.net/images/smilies/stars.gif

[buffalobo]

I am gonna need to spend some vacation time in Texas, helping them with their over population problem.

[BPTactical]

My kid is "Friends" with "Bacon" on Facebook.

Good kid[Beer]

[BUC303]

What a load of shit, if anything this will cause a pork surplus. You don't have to worry about feeding slaughtered pigs[Coffee]

[tmleadr03]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/26/MIV_cY0YR0S1b_MtvkgI4w2.png

[GilpinGuy]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/26/MIV_cY0YR0S1b_MtvkgI4w2.png

Bwaaaaahahahha! I love that last frame no matter how it's used.

And regarding your sig, I would change it to:

"ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE TASTY THAN OTHERS"
- GilpinGuy, Bacon Pimp