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rondog

06-17-2013, 12:52

I seriously bought 1,000 of these. Except I added a nice little picture:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-68kaRy_uUN0/UaBB6_dlluI/AAAAAAAAAFI/tT4NlvsVwMg/s200/middle_finger.png

Best $15 I have ever spent.

Awesome!

XDMan

06-19-2013, 21:34

Saw this on MSN:
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JM Ver. 2.0

06-19-2013, 21:35

Park like a douche bag, get trolled by the cops.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/20/u5yjy5e8.jpg

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

Superorb

06-20-2013, 13:52

Walmart.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMAG0025.jpg

This jackass was taking up FOUR parking spaces.
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20130611_203144.jpg

Every time some idiot pulls through they always stop too far or too short of the space. And in angled parking the clown always drives the wrong way when leaving. Some people don't understand how arrows work.
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20130608_201100.jpg

ghettodub

06-20-2013, 14:06

http://i.imgur.com/ca9cyXch.jpg

Is this at DISH?

Wulf202

06-20-2013, 14:19

I could flood this thread if id have taken pics of just the past 12 months of car issues. Ill start snapping some

eg bter

06-20-2013, 15:25

http://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=30063&stc=1

rondog

06-20-2013, 15:34

You fuckers, I'd better not see MY truck in this thread! I try to park like a civilized human though.

gnihcraes

06-20-2013, 21:57

You fuckers, I'd better not see MY truck in this thread! I try to park like a civilized human though.

Post a picture yourself of your parking skills. I did.

rondog

06-20-2013, 22:04

Post a picture yourself of your parking skills. I did.

Perfection is boring, nobody wants to see that! Don't ask about my backing skillz though, that new tailgate cost $1650.....

Half Live

06-20-2013, 22:09

Perfection is boring, nobody wants to see that! Don't ask about my backing skillz though, that new tailgate cost $1650.....

Backing up is easy. I back up my work truck all the time without using the rear view mirror since I can't see out the back window anyways. And the backup radar is useless most of the time too.

rondog

06-20-2013, 22:12

Backing up is easy. I back up my work truck all the time without using the rear view mirror since I can't see out the back window anyways. And the backup radar is useless most of the time too.

I've always been a great backer, but I had the tailgate down, the back was full of trash and brush, and I didn't see this little steel pole. Just demolished the tailgate.

But I can still park like a boss. Parallel, anyone?

Superorb

06-20-2013, 22:19

You fuckers, I'd better not see MY truck in this thread! I try to park like a civilized human though.

Don't park like a clown and you'll be fine ;)

Half Live

06-20-2013, 22:20

Parallel is fun. I used to work/party in Downtown Denver.

brutal

06-20-2013, 22:21

I've always been a great backer, but I had the tailgate down, the back was full of trash and brush, and I didn't see this little steel pole. Just demolished the tailgate.

But I can still park like a boss. Parallel, anyone?

I backed my truck into the 5th wheel before I had raised it high enough. Dented the top edge of the tailgate after it hit the kingpin. [Bang]

At least, I've never dropped the damn thing.

Note: don't fuck with anyone while they're hooking/unhooking.

Side note: I have backed, in one shot, the 5th on the side of the house( 2' each side) in one shot while the kids were taking bets on it.

SuperiorDG

06-25-2013, 21:42

California asshate

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Wulf202

06-25-2013, 22:06

this week
http://i.imgur.com/Uln9MRl.jpg
last week
http://i.imgur.com/iatKHmO.jpg

Irving

06-25-2013, 22:21

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-5OMthhCncMs/UcdadYR9BrI/AAAAAAAACQE/NoEhEXbWBks/w1118-h628-no/IMAG1439.jpg

NineFingers

07-05-2013, 19:28

Wish I had some "You Can't Park" cards with me...

31107

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Irving

07-05-2013, 22:45

Went on a road trip with one of the bosses. He didn't even try. I was kind of flabberghasted and didn't say anything.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-GpfWKKG3bRU/UcxQcZr8p6I/AAAAAAAACRM/HVlEPGXI9Ls/w1118-h628-no/IMAG1442.jpg

Superorb

07-06-2013, 15:45

^^ Should have asked him what those lines on the ground were for to see what he says.

Madeinhb

07-06-2013, 16:16

This is always fun http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/07/8y9ejery.jpg

EvilRhino

07-06-2013, 17:47

brutal

07-06-2013, 20:44

He must be semi-pro.

Semi-pro assclown.

Superorb

07-07-2013, 13:32

Guy is up as far in his spot as he can be. Guess I didn't need to put anything in the back of the van.
31161

Too bad you didn't need anything in the back, then you could've sat on his hood :lol:

hollohas

07-07-2013, 13:56

Came out to this the other day.31159

Guy is up as far in his spot as he can be. Guess I didn't need to put anything in the back of the van.
31161

Notice in the angle pic, the open 5+ open spots next to them?

That's why I never pull through when I will be loading stuff in the back. It's inevitable they will park this close every time.

SuperiorDG

07-12-2013, 15:12

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1005179_561362183926309_610713530_n.jpg

hghclsswhitetrsh

07-12-2013, 15:53

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/13/2y9azura.jpg

EvilRhino

07-12-2013, 16:17

31399So I'm working on my condo and pull up to see this the other day. He's got my spot blocked behind him and he's blocking the spot between me and the truck. Could've just backing into my space and had the access without parking on the grass and likely breaking a sprinkler head.

Half Live

07-12-2013, 21:25

Saw this guy the other day at Arapahoe and Liverpool

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/halflive/IMG_20130709_184924_208.jpg

kwando

07-13-2013, 07:48

Sure its covered somewhere but I keep a pad of these in my glovebox.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/bb8624f7e2a9a9d0b9c0008656e98c6a_zps9eb879f4.jpg

Where did you buy these at? I have to get some

TheBelly

07-13-2013, 16:02

http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af70/thebelly925/783CED34-57F9-4B4C-A6E6-0DA4CB5BFBBA-20723-00000BA46FA3A2E1_zps4e850dd1.jpg

spyder

07-13-2013, 16:44

Looks like everyone needs a pocketful of these.....

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/parkingsuck.jpg

This is awesome, and I thought I would bump it.

MrPrena

07-13-2013, 20:49

If someone has a huge truck or a >$200k car who needs extra space should park all the way at the back of the parking lot.

10mm-man

07-13-2013, 22:01

http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af70/thebelly925/783CED34-57F9-4B4C-A6E6-0DA4CB5BFBBA-20723-00000BA46FA3A2E1_zps4e850dd1.jpg

Does that truck have a tramp stamp?

TheBelly

07-13-2013, 22:04

Does that truck have a tramp stamp?

Absolutely!!

the only saving grace for this is that it's parked out at the end of the parking lot and there's never anyone around it..

Dr_Fwd

07-14-2013, 00:32

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn270/Dr_Fwd/20130713_124808_zps2664e817.jpg

HoneyBadger

07-14-2013, 12:57

^Wow, that one is bad!^ "Aurora Scholar" [LOL]

My friend just posted this on Facebook from down in Del Rio, TX:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1000843_10200961828545167_2008323098_n.jpg
It looks like the Dodge Ram in the background is probably parked pretty poorly as well.

And I totally agree. If you want to protect your car from door dings, park out in the back of the lot instead of parking like an ass.

rockhound

07-16-2013, 15:56

i have a 3500 dually, i usually take two spaces, not because i cant park it, but because the wide back end makes it difficult for others to leave. think about getting out of your parking space and as you turn your wheel the vehicle next to you is 12 inches closer than normal, especially for another truck. i try not to take the front two spots :) i think people actually get it cause no one seems to mind the fact that i left them extra space.

rockhound

07-16-2013, 16:01

this guy is useless, your plain jane dodge just isn't that special

My friend just posted this on Facebook from down in Del Rio, TX:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1000843_10200961828545167_2008323098_n.jpg
It looks like the Dodge Ram in the background is probably parked pretty poorly as well.

And I totally agree. If you want to protect your car from door dings, park out in the back of the lot instead of parking like an ass.[/QUOTE]

hghclsswhitetrsh

07-16-2013, 16:09

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/17/syrerery.jpg

Fuckin BMW drivers. Yes yes, like momma told you - you are 'special'.

RCCrawler

07-16-2013, 17:24

Came out to this the other day.31159

Guy is up as far in his spot as he can be. Guess I didn't need to put anything in the back of the van.
31161

Notice in the angle pic, the open 5+ open spots next to them?

looks to me like you're the one that can't park, the back of your van is in his spot.

if you needed to put something in the back of your van you should have pulled forward into a spot.

Rooskibar03

07-16-2013, 18:54

Where did you buy these at? I have to get some

I realize I'm late. Sorry bout that. http://wanelo.com/p/457210/funny-sticky-notes-50-sheets-you-park-like-an-idiot-by-neatthings

RCCrawler

07-17-2013, 09:32

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Jmetz

07-17-2013, 13:45

Got 2 at the same time this morning.

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee511/jmetz9/0DB6D072-632E-429C-8C34-84A659A82CB0-46779-0000137B5F257467.jpg

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee511/jmetz9/FF117076-10D3-4218-B4A2-F6EB14E4A915-46779-0000137B737CD946.jpg

Superorb

07-17-2013, 15:41

^^ Is that Tacoma over the line too or is the space wide enough?

SuperiorDG

07-17-2013, 16:25

31641
IN MY OWN DAMN PARKING LOT TOO.

Jmetz

07-17-2013, 16:40

^^ Is that Tacoma over the line too or is the space wide enough?

The spaces are wide. The Tacoma is parked perfectly! :D

firefighter238

07-17-2013, 22:20

31641
IN MY OWN DAMN PARKING LOT TOO.

Worst state ever.....

HoneyBadger

07-18-2013, 13:57

Worst state ever.....

lol! Funny, but I disagree. I lived along the Central Coast area for a while and I think some Northeast states like Massachusetts and New York are much worse in every way.

GilpinGuy

07-19-2013, 00:43

lol! Funny, but I disagree. I lived along the Central Coast area for a while and I think some Northeast states like Massachusetts and New York are much worse in every way.

IN NYC, they'll just strip the parts off of your car if you're cramping an open space so they can fit.

crays

07-20-2013, 16:03

3174331745

Today at wally world.
Not much to say about the van, but the guy in the truck pulled in as we were getting ready to leave, and adjusted his position before shutting down.
Tool for sure.

Missed a good one about 3 spaces down from the van. He left before i could get a pic.

Sent via Mobile

lex137

07-21-2013, 17:35

In front of an urgent care so that could be the excuse??? It is a nice truck!

ray1970

07-21-2013, 18:33

In front of an urgent care so that could be the excuse??? It is a nice truck!

Four spots? Perhaps he should trade it in for a Civic if he can't handle that much truck.

Rooskibar03

07-26-2013, 10:08

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/BC1917DB-DB32-4452-B9A7-6B8FC31247B5-5012-000002F47D7D224D_zps13a9203c.jpg

Small parking lot that was packed and this idiot is in the lane. Too bad he was in truck so I couldn't leave him a love note.

ray1970

07-26-2013, 10:57

Too bad he was in truck so I couldn't leave him a love note.

Maybe you could have walked up and just handed it to him and walked away. [Coffee]

Superorb

07-26-2013, 17:54

Maybe you could have walked up and just handed it to him and walked away. [Coffee]

+1. That's what I would've done.

Rooskibar03

07-26-2013, 22:13

Maybe you could have walked up and just handed it to him and walked away. [Coffee]

I wasn't carrying, but thought did cross my mind.

firefighter238

07-28-2013, 12:46

Four spots? Perhaps he should trade it in for a Civic if he can't handle that much truck.

or a smart car!

firefighter238

07-28-2013, 12:49

Saw this yesterday. And I can imagine that some of you know how small this particular parking lot is!

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Superorb

07-28-2013, 20:21

Saw this yesterday. And I can imagine that some of you know how small this particular parking lot is!

31911

What an idiot. Park like this in a piece of crap and it gets keyed it doesn't matter. But do it in a Lambo and it's $10,000 to fix the paint. It only takes one time to learn a lesson.

Superorb

07-28-2013, 20:24

Saw this clown yesterday. Right in the first row of the lot.

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kwando

07-31-2013, 20:54

Superorb

07-31-2013, 22:58

I'm sure a tow company would love to tow those suckers. Easy to take the Honda, but the Subaru would be a PITA.

Superorb

07-31-2013, 23:01

This idiot literally kept driving until they hit the sign. "We're in!"

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crays

08-03-2013, 12:48

Change
Check out the A-hole on the bike.32099

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

ray1970

08-03-2013, 15:15

Easy to take the Honda, but the Subaru would be a PITA.

No it wouldn't. Just hook up and drag it.

[Awesom]

ray1970

08-03-2013, 15:17

Change
Check out the A-hole on the bike.32099

Sent via my Mobile Work Avoidance Device

Bikes are exempt. They can park where they want. One of the benefits of having to deal with all the dick holes driving the cars and trucks.

Didn't you get the memo?

[Coffee]

Colombia28

08-04-2013, 12:30

These two assholes think they own the place
To me that just looks like defensive parking. Two nice cars trying not to get door dings and scratches by the mindless general public who couldn't care less about other peoples things. I'll grant you those aren't spots so far as we can tell but they aren't hurting anyone's parking inabilities.

brutal

08-04-2013, 13:39

To me that just looks like defensive parking. Two nice cars trying not to get door dings and scratches by the mindless general public who couldn't care less about other peoples things. I'll grant you those aren't spots so far as we can tell but they aren't hurting anyone's parking inabilities.

They're blocking the handicap access ramp.

They are Dicks and they deserve a tow/impound.

ray1970

08-04-2013, 14:22

They're blocking the handicap access ramp.

They are Dicks and they deserve a tow/impound.

This.

Plus, if they thought their crappy little import cars were special and didn't want them scratched, then parking like this is the last thing they should do. Just asking to get their cars "keyed".

Superorb

08-04-2013, 23:23

No it wouldn't. Just hook up and drag it.

[Awesom]

Bye bye center diff!

MrPrena

08-07-2013, 02:02

I apologize..... I had to run to the restroom. It was urgent.

[hahhah-no]

Saw this yesterday. And I can imagine that some of you know how small this particular parking lot is!

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spleify

08-17-2013, 00:41

Here's some

alan0269

08-23-2013, 20:03

http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gap03.jpg

Hail damage prevention? (yeah, I know this one was posted a while ago)

TFOGGER

08-23-2013, 21:21

Here's some

Yeah, that Walmart and Home Depot attract the parking impaired like a lightbulb attracts moths... I end up shopping there a lot, as I live nearby

SuperiorDG

08-26-2013, 10:34

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/264253_139219399486252_6727360_n.jpg

brutal

08-26-2013, 13:39

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/264253_139219399486252_6727360_n.jpg

I missed getting a picture of my buddy's 40' Class A stuck on the beach.

Ridge

08-26-2013, 19:22

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/264253_139219399486252_6727360_n.jpg

Park on the beach, she said. It'd be romantic, she said. Pfeh.

I saw this guy in Aurora on saturday.

http://i.imgur.com/oyJi8A1h.jpg

hghclsswhitetrsh

08-26-2013, 21:53

^^^ looks like that red car is parked all gee whopperjawed too.

brutal

08-27-2013, 16:35

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/28/2ahenuhy.jpg

sent from my GS4 via tapatalk 4

Superorb

08-28-2013, 21:06

I watched this lady pull into both of these spaces when no one was in either space next to her. Then the other idiots pulled in next to her. Even the Escalade all the way to the left is parked crooked.

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Irving

08-28-2013, 21:39

"Oh my gosh, WHERE did you get that special license to park like a dickhole?!"

"I got it at ROSS!"

brutal

08-28-2013, 23:17

Irving

08-29-2013, 01:07

One of these A-holes is my brother.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-mNlDHCHs4kY/Uh1TCVq3yUI/AAAAAAAAEGs/mfQ9xg0_OUk/w1118-h629-no/20130827_193102.jpg

I don't really have any where else to put this, so here will do. See the shiny part on both sides of the passenger rear wheel? That's the rim. Tires were so small that you could see both edge of the rim at the same time driving behind this car.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-YVMJLR_suSg/UhvwRlh5VPI/AAAAAAAAEFk/Pr3t1W-gzPM/w1118-h629-no/20130826_181621.jpg

Superorb

08-29-2013, 15:21

^^ That's called stretched tires. Stupid hipsters think it looks cool. Or in the case of the hummer the smaller tires cost less, so it was probably the only way they could afford them AND broadcast that they're a baller at the same time. Ughh, spending ALL your money on stupid crap like this is the reason our country is so damn broke. Of course, when they need the money for something else they'll just steal it from tax payers. /rant

To Bear Arms

08-29-2013, 15:49

brutal

09-02-2013, 22:59

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/09/03/umuzuqy2.jpg

sent from my GS4 via tapatalk 4

Superorb

09-03-2013, 10:12

Yesterday I watched an idiot drive the wrong way down angled parking, then try to park his longbed truck in one of the spaces. I swung around to take a pic but he was still inside and my wife got pissed and drove away. It took him a good 3 times backing up and pulling in again to still screw it up and park crookedly. If he had just gone down the next row the first 10 spaces were empty. This was 20 minutes before closing at the Target in Arvada.

wyome

09-03-2013, 10:33

Spotted Saturday at Park Meadows Mall....
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EvilRhino

09-03-2013, 13:03

33427So I went down to HD on Saturday to pic, up 40 bags of mulch. Went to the farthest aisle away, right in front of the garden section. There were literally no other cars for 5-6 rows. I went to the 2nd row thinking they might bring us out a pallet on a fork lift and I'd have access to both sides of the trailer. Not inside 10 minutes and this fuckstick strikes. [Rant1]

Superorb

09-03-2013, 21:07

^^ Should have lined those dollies up around their car :D

MrPrena

09-07-2013, 16:50

McDonald

http://i39.tinypic.com/2z7mrea.jpg

lead_magnet

09-07-2013, 17:21

These two assholes think they own the place

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/20130719_114245_zps234a8074.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/20130719_114224_zpsb2781fb6.jpg

No front plates either... I'm sensing a bit of "the rules don't apply to me" attitude.

brutal

09-07-2013, 17:32

No front plates either... I'm sensing a bit of "the rules don't apply to me" attitude.

Big grey area nless you are on the street in Denver.

I've run without a front plate on my Audi since I bought it in 2003. Only time I ever had an issue, including what i consider to be a reasonable number of stops :D, was a citation for parking in Denver without it.

hurley842002

09-07-2013, 18:09

Big grey area nless you are on the street in Denver.

I've run without a front plate on my Audi since I bought it in 2003. Only time I ever had an issue, including what i consider to be a reasonable number of stops :D, was a citation for parking in Denver without it.

And of course there is Boulder, wife got one while being parked there which she has yet to pay for...

Irving

09-07-2013, 20:39

Yeah, only parking in Denver. They raised their no front plate tickets from $25 to $75, arbitrarily.

Superorb

09-07-2013, 21:03

I got pulled over in Bailey for no front plate. I just don't want to drill into the bumper.

Irving

09-07-2013, 21:35

I got pulled over in Bailey for no front plate. I just don't want to drill into the bumper.

But did you get a ticket?

brutal

09-07-2013, 22:44

I got pulled over in Bailey for no front plate. I just don't want to drill into the bumper.

Rare earth magnets.

Superorb

09-08-2013, 07:03

But did you get a ticket?
No. Officer was pretty nice.

Rare earth magnets.
How many do I need? Just stick them behind the bumper?

brutal

09-08-2013, 12:30

No. Officer was pretty nice. How many do I need? Just stick them behind the bumper?

Depends on the bumper thickness and how fast you drive. :D

Most guys epoxy them them to the back of the bumper and plate. I never bothered with mine, but you can probably google a few car sites and figure something out. 30lb magnets ought to do the trick.

EvilRhino

09-12-2013, 11:54

http://i.imgur.com/p8ey2C1.jpg?1

HoneyBadger

09-19-2013, 20:43

WOWZA! This is impressive:
http://www.wimp.com/parkingrussia/

brutal

09-19-2013, 21:29

In Russia, lot parks you.

NineFingers

09-21-2013, 11:36

Today at Home Depot -- at least he parked away from most of the others....
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ray1970

09-21-2013, 13:01

Today at Home Depot -- at least he parked away from most of the others....
34179

Man. If I had a fancy vehicle like that I would park like that so it wouldn't get dinged.

Superorb

09-23-2013, 10:58

This idiot is parked on the curb and is sticking way out into the lane. There's a good 5 feet in front of him still. The driver saw me take the pic and gave me a dirty look. Don't park like an asshat and people won't take pics of your parking skills.

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crays

09-23-2013, 11:10

3beansalad

09-23-2013, 11:54

Big grey area.

Front plate debate, not so grey:

C.R.S. 42-3-202

COLORADO REVISED STATUTES
*** This document reflects changes current through all laws passed at the First Regular Session
of the Sixty-Ninth General Assembly of the State of Colorado (2013) ***
TITLE 42. VEHICLES AND TRAFFIC
TAXATION
ARTICLE 3.REGISTRATION, TAXATION, AND LICENSE PLATES
PART 2. LICENSE PLATES
C.R.S. 42-3-202 (2013)
42-3-202. Number plates to be attached

(1) (a) Number plates assigned to a self-propelled vehicle other than a motorcycle or street rod vehicle shall be attached thereto, one in the front and the other in the rear. The number plate assigned to a motorcycle, street rod vehicle, trailer, semitrailer, other vehicle drawn by a motor vehicle, or special mobile machinery shall be attached to the rear thereof. Number plates shall be so displayed during the current registration year, except as otherwise provided in this article.

(b) If the department issues a validating tab or sticker to a motor vehicle pursuant to section 42-3-201 (http://web.lexisnexis.com/research/buttonTFLink?_m=a91af718cd63a660bb44b47c044b2a8c&_xfercite=%3ccite%20cc%3d%22USA%22%3e%3c%21%5bCDAT A%5bC.R.S.%2042-3-202%5d%5d%3e%3c%2fcite%3e&_butType=4&_butStat=0&_butNum=2&_butInline=1&_butinfo=COCODE%2042-3-201&_fmtstr=FULL&docnum=1&_startdoc=1&wchp=dGLbVzB-zSkAb&_md5=b4f99c51b363791aa4038ea795c1fae2), the current month validating tab or sticker shall be displayed in the bottom left corner of the rear license plate. The current year validating tab or sticker shall be displayed in the bottom right corner of the rear license plate. The tabs or stickers shall be visible at all times.

(2) (a) Every number plate shall at all times be securely fastened to the vehicle to which it is assigned, so as to prevent the plate from swinging, and shall be horizontal at a height not less than twelve inches from the ground, measuring from the bottom of such plate, in a place and position to be clearly visible, and shall be maintained free from foreign materials and in a condition to be clearly legible.

(b) A person shall not operate a motor vehicle with an affixed device or a substance that causes all or a portion of a license plate to be unreadable by a system used to automatically identify a motor vehicle. Such a device includes, without limitation, a cover that distorts angular visibility; alters the color of the plate; or is smoked, tinted, scratched, or dirty so as to impair the legibility of the license plate.

(3) (a) A person who violates any provision of this section commits a class B traffic infraction.

(b) A person who violates paragraph (b) of subsection (2) of this section commits a class A traffic infraction and shall be punished by a fine of one hundred dollars.

(4) Notwithstanding subsections (1) to (3) of this section, the owner of a military vehicle may elect to not display the vehicle's assigned license plate if the license plate is physically in the military vehicle and is available for inspection to any peace officer who requests the plate.

HISTORY: Source: L. 2005: Entire article amended with relocations, p. 1108, § 2, effective August 8.L. 2008: (1) amended, p. 321, § 2, effective July 1.L. 2010: (4) added, (SB 10-075), ch. 169, p. 597, § 2 (http://web.lexisnexis.com/research/buttonLink?_m=a91af718cd63a660bb44b47c044b2a8c&_xfercite=%3ccite%20cc%3d%22USA%22%3e%3c%21%5bCDAT A%5bC.R.S.%2042-3-202%5d%5d%3e%3c%2fcite%3e&_butType=1&_butStat=0&_butNum=3&_butInline=1&_butinfo=LXE_2010_CO_ALS_169&_fmtstr=FULL&docnum=1&_startdoc=1&wchp=dGLbVzB-zSkAb&_md5=5f765600aa253dd5489ebd501f90f149), effective August 11; (1)(a) amended, (HB 10-1172), ch. 320, p. 1491, § 10 (http://web.lexisnexis.com/research/buttonLink?_m=a91af718cd63a660bb44b47c044b2a8c&_xfercite=%3ccite%20cc%3d%22USA%22%3e%3c%21%5bCDAT A%5bC.R.S.%2042-3-202%5d%5d%3e%3c%2fcite%3e&_butType=1&_butStat=0&_butNum=4&_butInline=1&_butinfo=LXE_2010_CO_ALS_320&_fmtstr=FULL&docnum=1&_startdoc=1&wchp=dGLbVzB-zSkAb&_md5=2c8ca4423519ae5f135aa1562d88dc1f), effective October 1.

Editor's note: This section is similar to former § 42-3-123 as it existed prior to 2005.

ANNOTATION

Annotator's note. Since § 42-3-202 (http://web.lexisnexis.com/research/buttonTFLink?_m=a91af718cd63a660bb44b47c044b2a8c&_xfercite=%3ccite%20cc%3d%22USA%22%3e%3c%21%5bCDAT A%5bC.R.S.%2042-3-202%5d%5d%3e%3c%2fcite%3e&_butType=4&_butStat=0&_butNum=5&_butInline=1&_butinfo=COCODE%2042-3-202&_fmtstr=FULL&docnum=1&_startdoc=1&wchp=dGLbVzB-zSkAb&_md5=242174c06d65ee41436b062c6f55426a) is similar to § 42-3-123 (http://web.lexisnexis.com/research/buttonTFLink?_m=a91af718cd63a660bb44b47c044b2a8c&_xfercite=%3ccite%20cc%3d%22USA%22%3e%3c%21%5bCDAT A%5bC.R.S.%2042-3-202%5d%5d%3e%3c%2fcite%3e&_butType=4&_butStat=0&_butNum=6&_butInline=1&_butinfo=COCODE%2042-3-123&_fmtstr=FULL&docnum=1&_startdoc=1&wchp=dGLbVzB-zSkAb&_md5=25cd114cf95da672e5c835805ed7ada6) as it existed prior to the 2005 amendment to article 3 of title 42, which resulted in the relocation of provisions, relevant cases construing that provision and its predecessors have been included in the annotations to this section.

Where the suspect's license plate was obstructed by dirt, in violation of this section, the troopers had a reasonable suspicion that criminal activity was occurring. Although after stopping the vehicle, the troopers could see the plates well enough to discern that they were current, the continued obstruction of the plate constituted an ongoing license plate violation and thus a reasonable purpose for the stop. Because the troopers had a reasonable suspicion and a reasonable stop, they properly initiated an investigatory stop. People v. Altman, 938 P.2d 142 (Colo. 1997).

Applied in People v. Clements, 665 P.2d 624 (Colo. 1983).

rondog

09-23-2013, 14:58

Today at Home Depot -- at least he parked away from most of the others....
34179

That guy should try harder. If he'd parked right on the "X" he could have had the buffer of FOUR spaces to protect his shit. Nitwit. Can't even fuck up parking correctly.

Superorb

09-24-2013, 08:47

Is that Havana Gardens?

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It's the new Toys R Us at Havana and Mississippi. I don't know what the name of the center is called.

crays

09-24-2013, 09:02

It's the new Toys R Us at Havana and Mississippi. I don't know what the name of the center is called.

That's the one.

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Madeinhb

09-24-2013, 21:58

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/264253_139219399486252_6727360_n.jpg

WTF? They have to be stuck

Superorb

10-07-2013, 11:53

Both of these idiots were parked at Walmart, but in different rows. I've noticed people don't know how to use their mirrors when they're backing up. I always watch a car back out of a space and stop with 10+ feet to the cars behind them. Then they crank the wheel all the way and get inches from the car in front of them. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

34855 34857

This one needs no explanation.

34853

This clown parks like this all the time. There are limited spaces in this tiny lot, so no one can park behind him now.

34849

brutal

10-07-2013, 12:21

This clown parks like this all the time. There are limited spaces in this tiny lot, so no one can park behind him now.

34849

I always seem to be left with that last spot when I'm driving my 18' long truck.

Superorb

10-10-2013, 10:34

I always seem to be left with that last spot when I'm driving my 18' long truck.

In that lot or just in general?

brutal

10-10-2013, 10:41

In that lot or just in general?

In this case, "that" is being figurative.

hatidua

10-10-2013, 11:33

-back in the day, 90% of these cars taking up three spaces so as not to get a dent would have been keyed. Apparently we live in a kinder/gentler world now...

brutal

10-10-2013, 14:17

-back in the day, 90% of these cars taking up three spaces so as not to get a dent would have been keyed. Apparently we live in a kinder/gentler world now...

Unless you have pro 2A or pro life stickers, then the kinder, gentler, more tolerant peace loving generation will key your shit.

Zundfolge

10-10-2013, 15:45

Thing is, often these people

34855 34857

are forced to park like that because of this schmuck

34849

Then when the schmuck leaves THEY are the ones left looking dumb.

Superorb

10-11-2013, 14:43

Thing is, often these people

34855 34857

are forced to park like that because of this schmuck

34849

Then when the schmuck leaves THEY are the ones left looking dumb.

Nope, that last pic I see pull up all the time. Several people do it. They have tiny cars and still haven't figured out how long their car is. Idiots. Saw another do it yesterday too.

Superorb

10-13-2013, 11:20

Another Walmart.

35021

Bentley

10-13-2013, 12:41

I thought for sure I'd see my wife's vehicle in this thread...

gnihcraes

10-14-2013, 16:05

SELFIE !

35085

Gunner

10-23-2013, 17:34

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20131023_145258.jpg

TFOGGER

10-31-2013, 21:41

7 of 10 parking spots at a local Taco Bell....and the driver wasn't even a customer...

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q504/tfogger/scary_zpsec17ebd6.jpg

Yeah, that's a loader on a 24 ft equipment trailer behind the pickup...

Madeinhb

11-02-2013, 10:57

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/03/y9ynunu5.jpg

Dumbass hanging half in a lane because their car is too big.

gnihcraes

11-08-2013, 19:52

36131

DavieD55

11-10-2013, 10:18

36173

crays

11-10-2013, 10:26

36173

And you expected less at Whole Foods?

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DavieD55

11-10-2013, 12:25

And you expected less at Whole Foods?

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Love Whole Foods and their products.

Irving

11-11-2013, 19:59

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-qjR2W5S3YEs/UnVZMAy-ShI/AAAAAAAAFZ4/U8lRQnsiygQ/w1109-h624-no/20131102_133757.jpg

At least this guy was in the furthest corner. Kudos to him because he was on crutches as well and still didn't park close. Still could have at least made an effort though.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-OylnzegyAog/UnmKD5YjABI/AAAAAAAAFgw/s94ufH7HwD0/w1109-h624-no/20131105_171356.jpg

brutal

11-11-2013, 20:13

At least this guy was in the furthest corner. Kudos to him because he was on crutches as well and still didn't park close. Still could have at least made an effort though.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-OylnzegyAog/UnmKD5YjABI/AAAAAAAAFgw/s94ufH7HwD0/w1109-h624-no/20131105_171356.jpg

You ever try to squeeze in when some asshole parks to close to you? On crutches?

Irving

11-11-2013, 20:16

He could have just as easily backed in and eliminated that possibility.

brutal

11-11-2013, 20:18

He could have just as easily backed in and eliminated that possibility.

He still needs more than one space. At least he didn't abuse a handicap parking permit. Fuck man, give the guy a break.

Superorb

11-12-2013, 10:29

I'd hate to be driving in front of that monstrosity. Those lights are aimed up and would blind the crap out of me.

Irving

11-22-2013, 00:36

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-KIL1H1BhWbI/UoZ7naFGVdI/AAAAAAAAFvQ/JDkWVn26ztw/w996-h560-no/20131115_124833.jpg

ChuckNorris

11-22-2013, 13:30

^^^^^ So ... who was the idiot that parked first?

Irving

11-22-2013, 13:33

From what I hear, they park like that on purpose, together.

ChuckNorris

11-22-2013, 14:14

From what I hear, they park like that on purpose, together.

Ahh ....... strength in numbers! I got it!

Mazin

11-22-2013, 19:13

From what I hear, they park like that on purpose, together.

Of course they do, they even have matching plates. If I saw that when I was riding my R1 I would have parked in between.

crays

11-22-2013, 19:18

Of course they do, they even have matching plates. If I saw that when I was riding my R1 I would have parked in between.

Don't fib. Had you seen it, you'd have pulled Betty in there.

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Mazin

11-22-2013, 20:25

Don't fib. Had you seen it, you'd have pulled Betty in there.

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Lmao that would be a picture for this thread!

Musashi

11-26-2013, 15:38

'Tis shopping season and I have a fancy truck...

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Superorb

12-03-2013, 11:01

The clowns were out BF weekend. Like parking in the space as fast as possible would have any affect on getting $5 off a Crockpot.

TFOGGER

12-03-2013, 11:43

I SO want to do this....

http://youtu.be/xibtzwdXgfI

Squeeze

12-04-2013, 20:49

I SO want to do this....

http://youtu.be/xibtzwdXgfI

That is awesome.

hatidua

12-22-2013, 14:59

lex137

12-22-2013, 15:43

Someone should have parked by that BMW leagally shomehow so the owner couldn't leave

hatidua

12-22-2013, 15:47

Someone should have cut the valve stem off every wheel and kicked in the front door so the owner couldn't leave

-fixed it for you.

lex137

12-22-2013, 15:52

LOL, You aint never lie!!!!

crays

12-22-2013, 17:34

Boulder, REI parking lot at 10am this morning...I've never seen a car A) take up three spots for themselves before, or B) need to be keyed worse than this clown who thought they were pretty special with their BMW:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/wow_zps7b19f4a4.jpg

So, did you key it?

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brutal

12-23-2013, 17:04

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/24/9ynu9usa.jpg

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Squeeze

01-11-2014, 00:10

Boulder, REI parking lot at 10am this morning...I've never seen a car A) take up three spots for themselves before, or B) need to be keyed worse than this clown who thought they were pretty special with their BMW:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/wow_zps7b19f4a4.jpg

This fuktard is a candidate for getting red locktite squirted into every keyhole on the vehicle. What a douchebag. Man I hate people sometimes.

NineFingers

01-11-2014, 22:18

Earlier this week at Walmart. Front row. Yes, he's handicapped, but you should note that there was plenty of handicapped parking right up by the front door.... EMPTY!

Rooskibar03

01-19-2014, 15:58

You park your Porsche out in the far side of the lot and some jackass in a shitbox just has to park next to you.

I waited a few just to see if he/she came back so I could give them the hairy eyeball, but is wasn't worth the time.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/40EA7B0E-C81C-46F2-B63C-45FCD7B01532_zps5lz37zzo.jpg (http://s298.photobucket.com/user/cmuthard03/media/40EA7B0E-C81C-46F2-B63C-45FCD7B01532_zps5lz37zzo.jpg.html)

ray1970

01-19-2014, 16:32

This guy didn't miss his spot by too much... But he did effectively take up four total spots. This was at Bass Pro Shop. The truck had Wyoming plates.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m98/rjs1970/Mobile%20Uploads/photo_zpsa274daee.jpg

Irving

01-19-2014, 17:12

I actually saw someone else taking a picture of a poorly parked vehicle the other day.

ray1970

01-19-2014, 18:10

I actually saw someone else taking a picture of a poorly parked vehicle the other day.

Perhaps it was one of us.

Irving

01-19-2014, 18:36

It was a couple of ladies up at Total Beverage on 104th and Washington. Car was parked about 4 feet away from the front of the space.

Superorb

01-21-2014, 00:11

brutal

01-21-2014, 00:40

Jmetz

01-21-2014, 07:54

http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee511/jmetz9/25C5BEE0-2039-47A5-B6E8-E33CA9B4C677.jpg

Superorb

01-21-2014, 13:01

Or tiny ass cars that pull in too far past their side and leave no room for a regular size vehicle to park.

Yup. Idiots drive all shape and size of vehicle.

3beansalad

01-21-2014, 13:33

I watched a guy in a pickup pull through a space so he could pull straight out when he left, except a few feet of the bed was in the space behind him. He got out, walked back to look at his shitty parking job, and then just walked into the store. I saw 3 trucks today parked with their ass in the space behind them so that a car wouldn't fit in the space. And this isn't limited to pickups, I see idiots in tiny ass compact cars screwing up when they pull through. Must be a CO thing, as I never saw it in FL or NC.

This is a tough one. I consistently do that because my truck would stick out into the driving lane if I put the bed in the spot. Of course I park as far out in the lot as possible, or back into a landscaped area when possible. I pull through because I've been trained to 'combat park.' If anything crazy happened I can leave without needing to back up, therefore not getting trapped waiting to reverse to leave.

Irving

01-21-2014, 13:35

There is a distinct difference between not being able to physically fit into a space, and being able to fit and still going over the lines. I still key both vehicles, but at least with the large vehicle I give a silent nod of respect in acknowledgement of their attempt to fit before I shread their paint off with my Prius key.

ray1970

01-21-2014, 16:18

I usually just look for a spot with a Prius parked in it and just park right on top of it.

Irving

01-21-2014, 22:31

Alright, who let their wife driver their Range Rover to work today? You could see the difference in camber on this thing from 5 car lengths away!

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-G9KTKxRZRRI/Ut6FtEya5VI/AAAAAAAAHu8/9OoJ_jnnmsE/w999-h562-no/20140121_073443.jpg

Superorb

01-22-2014, 17:06

This is a tough one. I consistently do that because my truck would stick out into the driving lane if I put the bed in the spot. Of course I park as far out in the lot as possible, or back into a landscaped area when possible. I pull through because I've been trained to 'combat park.' If anything crazy happened I can leave without needing to back up, therefore not getting trapped waiting to reverse to leave.

This guy was right in front in the 2nd space. If you pull the truck straight in the bed sticks out into the road, so what difference does it make? Easy solution though, don't park in the first few spaces and be a selfish bastard :)

Saw a guy yesterday park his pickup taking up 4 spaces in the first 2 rows of spots.

3beansalad

01-22-2014, 17:57

This guy was right in front in the 2nd space. If you pull the truck straight in the bed sticks out into the road, so what difference does it make?

If the bed sticks out in the road it obstructs the road and those attempting to drive, or emergency vehicles that may need the entire roadway just to navigate a parking lot. Most angled and perpendicular spaces are considered to be between 10 and 18 feet long, the truck I drive is approximately 22 feet long. Many parking lots barely accommodate vehicles driving both directions between rows of parked cars. Add in the extra footage of a truck bed hanging out into the lane and you on exacerbate the situation. Plus pedestrians are forced to walk further in the driving lane when they have to walk around the same truck bed. With the impatience of most drivers, I think taking a little more of the parking lot is a better choice than taking part of the road, my truck, their car and pedestrians are all safer. Maybe driving trucks for so long gives me a different outlook on it and I doubt anyone's mind will be changed. But, if the guy can't put it in the center of the spot give 'em hell.

brutal

01-22-2014, 19:57

Irving

01-22-2014, 21:14

I know some have an electronic lift capability, but it is for the whole vehicle. I think something is broken. It was making me nervous just looking at it and I was glad we were only doing 0-15 mph.

Reminds me of the time I saw a Ford Taurus with a flat tire just cruising in the right lane during rush hour on I-25. I thought they must just be looking for a safe place to pull over until it was two miles later and I couldn't catch them in traffic to tell them they had a flat!

Superorb

01-23-2014, 11:26

If the bed sticks out in the road it obstructs the road and those attempting to drive, or emergency vehicles that may need the entire roadway just to navigate a parking lot. Most angled and perpendicular spaces are considered to be between 10 and 18 feet long, the truck I drive is approximately 22 feet long. Many parking lots barely accommodate vehicles driving both directions between rows of parked cars. Add in the extra footage of a truck bed hanging out into the lane and you on exacerbate the situation. Plus pedestrians are forced to walk further in the driving lane when they have to walk around the same truck bed. With the impatience of most drivers, I think taking a little more of the parking lot is a better choice than taking part of the road, my truck, their car and pedestrians are all safer. Maybe driving trucks for so long gives me a different outlook on it and I doubt anyone's mind will be changed. But, if the guy can't put it in the center of the spot give 'em hell.

That's fine, just don't park in the front of the lot if you're going to take up several spaces.

gnihcraes

01-23-2014, 22:47

That's fine, just don't park in the front of the lot if you're going to take up several spaces.

What if I need to use my Handicap hang tag? Home depot nearest me, has no handicap parking near the materials area of the store, and I drive crew cab long bed. :)

And home depot has stupid "Contractor" parking and "Contractor Trailer Parking", which I never see anyone using with trailers...

Superorb

01-24-2014, 13:10

What if I need to use my Handicap hang tag? Home depot nearest me, has no handicap parking near the materials area of the store, and I drive crew cab long bed. :)

And home depot has stupid "Contractor" parking and "Contractor Trailer Parking", which I never see anyone using with trailers...

Complain to HD that there are no handicap spaces at your preferred entrance?

HoneyBadger

01-24-2014, 14:10

What if I need to use my Handicap hang tag? Home depot nearest me, has no handicap parking near the materials area of the store, and I drive crew cab long bed. :)

And home depot has stupid "Contractor" parking and "Contractor Trailer Parking", which I never see anyone using with trailers...
Park in the empty contractor spots anyway. Nobody every uses them and what is the worst that can happen? they ask you to take your business to Lowes?

rondog

01-24-2014, 14:27

https://www.ar-15.co/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Irving https://www.ar-15.co/images/buttons/viewpost-right.png (https://www.ar-15.co/showthread.php?p=1485415#post1485415)
I actually saw someone else taking a picture of a poorly parked vehicle the other day.

Perhaps it was one of us.

Heh, that could have been me! I took one of a genius' car at WalMart in Parker one day with my phone, but I'm not enough of a genius to download the photo from my phone to my PC.

Derp.

rondog

01-24-2014, 14:29

What if I need to use my Handicap hang tag? Home depot nearest me, has no handicap parking near the materials area of the store, and I drive crew cab long bed. :)

And home depot has stupid "Contractor" parking and "Contractor Trailer Parking", which I never see anyone using with trailers...

Park there anyway, or as close to the door as you want. If anybody gives you shit, dick-punch them with your cane and point to the hangtag! Then ask them WTF are the handicap spaces for that area.

ray1970

01-24-2014, 14:32

What if I need to use my Handicap hang tag? Home depot nearest me, has no handicap parking near the materials area of the store, and I drive crew cab long bed. :)

And home depot has stupid "Contractor" parking and "Contractor Trailer Parking", which I never see anyone using with trailers...

Handicapped people need to use a special entrance. You know, kind of like colored folks had to do way back then.

Maybe mention that to the manager at Home Depot.

gnihcraes

01-24-2014, 21:42

Yep, I park there anyways, when I can get the big truck in the spots.

Ridge

03-02-2014, 13:40

http://i.imgur.com/nLD7h1Sh.jpg

lex137

03-02-2014, 14:25

I'd say it was a really good job since he didn't hit the post.

brutal

03-02-2014, 15:31

Golf clap.

SuperiorDG

03-05-2014, 21:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoe5WbrKsJY

Irving

03-05-2014, 22:48

My favorite were the life guards prancing out there with the orange floaties. After a while you realize they are trying to get the people out, but at first it seems like they're going to try to save the car.

All those trucks and no tow ropes...

Here is one with a BlueCore sticker I took a few weeks ago.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2pkPMbEWcJU/UvqavjqXAUI/AAAAAAAAIGY/N79aiU1tMZA/w999-h562-no/20140211_144217.jpg

brutal

03-05-2014, 23:00

Reportedly, that crazy bitch was trying to drown herself and kids in that minivan.

Irving

03-05-2014, 23:20

Reportedly, that crazy bitch was trying to drown herself and kids in that minivan.

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't say things that make me angry.

sniper7

03-08-2014, 01:27

http://i.imgur.com/nLD7h1Sh.jpg

I actually think that is impressive since I came in sideways at 60mph and still stopped between the lines and didn't tap the bumper on the sign.

SideShow Bob

03-08-2014, 11:36

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/09/gyseguje.jpg

Need I say more ?

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TFOGGER

03-08-2014, 12:00

That's gonna leave a mark...

hatidua

03-08-2014, 15:28

And home depot has stupid "Contractor" parking

While I may not be a contractor elsewhere, I am a contractor every single time I'm looking for a parking spot at Home Depot.

BPTactical

03-08-2014, 22:08

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/09/gyseguje.jpg

Need I say more ?

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Somebody stayed up all night swapping a cabinet didn't they?

Gunner

03-12-2014, 21:01

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/7D1062FA-8910-433E-96C7-4F4AD0267DE6.jpg (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/landondesautels/media/7D1062FA-8910-433E-96C7-4F4AD0267DE6.jpg.html)

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bogie

03-23-2014, 06:55

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/23/6e4uhyge.jpg

The white car in front was in the left lane for at least 4 miles going approximately 5 under. Notice the writing on back? I know one more reason why this annoyance is so prevalent in Colorado.

ray1970

03-23-2014, 07:51

Don't derail the thread, bogie.

This isn't about inconsiderate drivers. It's about people who lack the basic motor skills required to successfully operate a vehicle.

[Coffee]

Gunner

03-23-2014, 19:16

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/CD76798B-BAF9-4AC6-BCD4-8E1A7272D7A7.jpg (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/landondesautels/media/CD76798B-BAF9-4AC6-BCD4-8E1A7272D7A7.jpg.html)

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Irving

03-23-2014, 20:47

Left lane doesn't count on surface roads. Sorry.

HoneyBadger

03-23-2014, 21:01

usmctarzan

03-24-2014, 18:27

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/25/aragetyb.jpg

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brianakell

03-24-2014, 18:59

Just scanned the last 12 pages. Im waiting to see a pic of my parking in here. 22' truck with 6 tires dont fit in many spots, and many times the lane isnt widen enough to actually make the turn. I park out in the middle of no mans land if I can usually. But Ive been known to pull partway through and take 2, or take 2 side by side. However, pulling through and taking 2 is only done when it make the lane actually usable, not hanging the truck waaaay out there. Not too often do I take 4. I do really enjoy taking out the trailer and snagging 6-7 spaces (depending on trailer)!

Irving

04-03-2014, 21:47

Parking lot of JD's Bait shop in Centennial, which is always PACKED.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-NQ1nUQ-YNyo/Uz34CrqZ77I/AAAAAAAAI6c/JbPjRvzCboE/w999-h562-no/20140403_180730.jpg

CUatTheEnd

04-04-2014, 10:41

I have to start taking photos now that I know this thread is here. So annoying, that people do not know how to park.

ChunkyMonkey

04-07-2014, 19:00

http://i.imgur.com/gNJIi10.jpg

Asshole!

islandermyk

04-07-2014, 19:02

[ROFL3][ROFL2] I recognize that Jeep [ROFL1]

Madeinhb

04-08-2014, 08:20

[ROFL3][ROFL2] I recognize that Jeep [ROFL1]

You going to show the owner this thread? Haha

kwando

04-08-2014, 09:35

Both the same owner. And no he was not "working" on his vehicles. He's just being an ass

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/Forum%20stuff/E0091AAD-6B61-405A-A818-FFDD2275208E_zpsmtagewkv.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/Forum%20stuff/202AB539-B28B-496D-986E-C10F9F830967_zpsa77vzchr.jpg

Superorb

04-08-2014, 17:03

^^ Draw chalk line spaces around his car, or stick some of those "You park like an asshole" business cards under his wipers. Only takes 1 time for his car being towed to change his selfish ways.

islandermyk

04-08-2014, 21:49

You going to show the owner this thread? Haha
Oh... he seen it all right [ROFL1]

ChunkyMonkey

04-08-2014, 22:23

Oh... he seen it all right [ROFL1]

I have a picture of the same jeep from different angle... Obama stickers, coexist bs crap. The only reason I put up with this member is his crazy good pork tenderloin.

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MrPrena

04-10-2014, 14:31

Superorb

04-10-2014, 19:06

I thought this guy was Ok until I walked up and saw it was a short bed truck and he just pulled way too far through the space. The spaces are really long here as you can see by the other cars pulled into their spaces. I saw another guy in a small pickup not pull all the way into his space so I couldn't park in the space behind him. I had 5 heavy ass boxes to walk across the parking lot to UPS.

43421

Ridge

04-10-2014, 20:11

Saw this guy back into the space next to me, get out, look at the car, then walk inside.

http://i.imgur.com/liXBczzh.jpg

rockhound

04-11-2014, 07:04

Happened just about an hour ago.
This @ssclown blocking my driver side of the door.
If someone can't park correctly w/ large truck, drive a tiny smart car.

http://i57.tinypic.com/2qv4hoz.jpg

http://i58.tinypic.com/9857k0.jpg

he is parked in the handicap space. it does not specify what his handicap is. maybe there is a mental handicap to go along with some others :)

MrPrena

04-11-2014, 21:30

he is parked in the handicap space. it does not specify what his handicap is. maybe there is a mental handicap to go along with some others :)

LOL.

MrPrena

04-12-2014, 13:44

120th and Colorado AGAIN.

I found out it was butch who was driving this Dodge.

http://i58.tinypic.com/23hvqf8.jpg

MarkUSMC88

04-15-2014, 21:22

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/16/abu9utag.jpg
King soopers in aurora yesterday. Really...

Gunner

04-15-2014, 21:39

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/16/abu9utag.jpg
King soopers in aurora yesterday. Really...

Holy shit

Persocon

04-15-2014, 22:34

i got one that can beat all yall

actually parked, nobody's in it. not ready to drive away
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n36/PurseOcon/481374_10200689957401530_1746760682_n_zps70de1795. jpg (http://s108.photobucket.com/user/PurseOcon/media/481374_10200689957401530_1746760682_n_zps70de1795. jpg.html)

Gunner

04-15-2014, 22:53

brutal

04-16-2014, 00:23

Persocon

04-16-2014, 00:34

yeap microcenter, you know that person?

brutal

04-16-2014, 00:39

yeap microcenter, you know that person?

No, I try to avoid relationships with shitheads.

Looked like Tuk Tuk in the background so I thought I recognized the place.

Persocon

04-16-2014, 01:09

good eye!

SAnd

04-16-2014, 02:11

Well it is parked (?) in a handicapped spot. Maybe their handicap is they can't park.

HoneyBadger

04-16-2014, 11:30

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/16/abu9utag.jpg
King soopers in aurora yesterday. Really...

Looks like the car to the left is centered on the line... is that your car? Is that why you didn't include it in the picture???

HoneyBadger

04-16-2014, 11:32

Well it is parked (?) in a handicapped spot. Maybe their handicap is they can't park.

Those parking spaces are designed with PHYSICAL handicaps in mind, not mental handicaps... [Dunno]

Superorb

04-16-2014, 14:52

davsel

04-21-2014, 10:32

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10251967_10152102852477424_1415537289713094495_n.j pg
Couldn't help it. GLWS
https://www.ar-15.co/threads/130239-1967-Mustang

ray1970

04-21-2014, 10:57

The large SUV's can be so difficult to park.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/22/upurutad.jpg

MrPrena

05-01-2014, 14:41

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SuperiorDG

05-01-2014, 16:05

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31.0-8/10010127_10203579602792803_1842570009963049451_o.j pg

Superorb

05-01-2014, 17:12

Watched this moron park, he didn't even look back when he got out.

http://i.imgur.com/PliOiKG.jpg

When we came back to the car this idiot was there. Seems the ability to park like an asshat is contagious.

http://i.imgur.com/34fpDWp.jpg

Almost daily some clown in any car will always screw up parking in this lot. The line is under the rear wheels.

http://i.imgur.com/7SLjC56.jpg

ray1970

05-01-2014, 17:30

I darn near posted a picture of my truck at the last Tanner show. I was perfectly centered in the space but I bet there wasn't three inches on either side of my wheels before you got to the stripes for the spot. Wasn't marked as compact or anything but holy hell it was a narrow space.

ray1970

05-04-2014, 08:56

Jackasses who drive Dodge trucks can't park.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/04/u5emu2ej.jpg

wyome

05-04-2014, 09:11

that's as good as my wife can park her dodge.
on the line is still inside the line is her saying

ray1970

05-04-2014, 10:27

That's actually my truck. I did that on purpose to get a little more room on the drivers side. The spot to my right isn't a parking spot.

[Awesom]

BPTactical

05-04-2014, 12:28

44321

At King Soopers, 104th and Washington, 0600.

Mobile home?

MrPrena

05-04-2014, 12:36

44321

At King Soopers, 104th and Washington, 0600.

Mobile home?

I just went to that Subway 2 weeks ago to sell a license plate frame to the franchisee.

MrPrena

05-04-2014, 12:39

They are not as bad as those expensive vehicle drivers north of $150k (galliardo, 458, etc). I see those clowns all the time at North Westminster/Thornton area. They think they are privileged, because they drive real nice cars.

Jackasses who drive Dodge trucks can't park.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/04/u5emu2ej.jpg

Ridge

05-05-2014, 15:03

Just terrible at parallel parking...

http://i.imgur.com/nvRPB1Nh.jpg

HoneyBadger

05-05-2014, 22:14

So now it's cool to post pictures of your own car that was intentionally parked poorly? [werdo]
Btw Ridge, you now live in Meridian? As in Falcon? Or meridian in DougCo?

hghclsswhitetrsh

05-05-2014, 22:18

44321

At King Soopers, 104th and Washington, 0600.

Mobile home?

Dude I said I was between couches, ease up.

Ridge

05-05-2014, 22:45

So now it's cool to post pictures of your own car that was intentionally parked poorly? [werdo]
Btw Ridge, you now live in Meridian? As in Falcon? Or meridian in DougCo?

DougCo Meridian, near the Wildlife Experience :)

brutal

05-05-2014, 23:38

DougCo Meridian, near the Wildlife Experience :)

So you walk to work now?

Ridge

05-06-2014, 11:06

So you walk to work now?

Still just a bit too far for my lazy butt to do that. I am planning on getting a bike, though.

brutal

05-06-2014, 14:58

Still just a bit too far for my lazy butt to do that. I am planning on getting a bike, though.

You need to ruck the fuck up and hump that bitch into work!

(says the 53 yo fat guy)

MrPrena

05-07-2014, 17:01

Not my photo, but this stupid M5 poser parked liked like an idiot.

http://i62.tinypic.com/ml605f.jpg

MarkUSMC88

05-08-2014, 17:17

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/09/6eqedeba.jpg
This afternoon in Denver. More than 12 inches from the curb? Nah...

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MarkUSMC88

05-08-2014, 17:18

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/09/ta9yra8y.jpg

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