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MrPrena
05-08-2014, 18:15
Okay... Before I point finger at others, I would like to confess about what happened years ago.
I really had to go to restroom, and I had to drive to local fast food restaurant chain. I parked as fast as I can, and ran into the restroom really fast.
Found out I parked stupidly.

It was short ~1 minute and may be a decent excuse to park stupidly for ~1 minute, but I would like to apologize to people who I may offended at that time. thank you :)

cstone
05-08-2014, 18:18
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/09/6eqedeba.jpg
This afternoon in Denver. More than 12 inches from the curb? Nah...


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Bwahahahaha! That is right next to the Denver Police Department HQ. And, he is straddling two parking spaces. The meter is centered on the truck. No way he gets a ticket there [ROFL2]

Superorb
05-08-2014, 22:38
Bwahahahaha! That is right next to the Denver Police Department HQ. And, he is straddling two parking spaces. The meter is centered on the truck. No way he gets a ticket there [ROFL2]

Yeah, but will anyone actually come out and check?

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-08-2014, 22:55
Yeah, but will anyone actually come out and check?

Only if the owner of the truck had a fresh new high cap clip on the dash.

gnihcraes
05-09-2014, 23:29
I see my office in one of the photos! Derail, sorry.

Parking patrol is based out of the Webb building. I'm sure PD doesn't care much about the parking around their building. (maybe?)

buffalobo
05-13-2014, 19:18
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/14/uzaheve2.jpg

Young punks coming out of Fred Loya Insurance office on 8th St Greeley


http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/14/u7a8abez.jpg

Cool ol' farmer at the Wendy's across street from Fred Loya


http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/14/nabysydu.jpg

No caption needed. Petsmart on 35th st, Greeley

All credit to the wife. The Prius was obvious, the rest I would never have noticed or thought to picturize.

Don't say much about the importance of parking to the folks of Greeley. :eek: All pics in the span of about 20 mins.

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hollohas
05-13-2014, 20:00
This is an oldie I forgot I took. This was this guy's 2nd try at parking right. Believe it or not, this was better than the first try...

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/14/ehure3eh.jpg

MarkUSMC88
05-14-2014, 10:00
Starbucks on Parker http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/14/e6yqutad.jpg


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Superorb
05-14-2014, 10:29
When people park close to me I always make sure to door check them when I'm getting in the car. Bonus points for expensive or new cars. My car is 13 years old now [Mad]

wyome
05-14-2014, 12:09
^ This!

MrPrena
05-19-2014, 21:51
Yaris wasn't too bad. At least it was within the spot.
http://i60.tinypic.com/3128veo.jpg





This idiot with Liberty didn't even try to park on a parking spot. "No parking zone"

http://i57.tinypic.com/35k99uh.jpg

brutal
05-19-2014, 22:47
I parked nice and tight next to a 740i that had parked asshat style in a very small lot. After I noticed the car had left I went out and moved my truck so I wasn't the only asshat left in the lot.



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opie011
05-22-2014, 17:42
Cabelas in Grand Junction
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20140522_114430_zpsccmnocqm.jpg (http://s435.photobucket.com/user/opie011/media/20140522_114430_zpsccmnocqm.jpg.html)

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-27-2014, 11:39
http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/8CA49706-49C1-4E5B-AA3F-05E39CDA166B_zps0wqygrzk.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/8CA49706-49C1-4E5B-AA3F-05E39CDA166B_zps0wqygrzk.jpg.html)

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-27-2014, 13:11
http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/BC86117E-5BC9-4D4E-B553-98F12638B10D_zpsgtkvtax6.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/BC86117E-5BC9-4D4E-B553-98F12638B10D_zpsgtkvtax6.jpg.html)

brutal
05-27-2014, 16:11
Napa in Parker - full lot after I parked two over.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/28/ne4ape9e.jpg



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Superorb
05-28-2014, 08:38
There was another clown parked in front of me but the guy was standing in front of his truck giving me the stink eye.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20140524_162632.jpg

MrPrena
05-28-2014, 16:53
TWO in ONE.
Subaru SUV w/ "baby on board"
Red Dodge Truck.

Today at McDonald Playland.
Felt like doing starbucks, but went to $1 McDonald coffee. PLUS my kid gets to play at a playland.



http://i58.tinypic.com/205a34m.jpg


http://i59.tinypic.com/ekrip3.jpg


http://i60.tinypic.com/2moqmug.jpg

USMC_5-Echo
05-28-2014, 23:29
Saw this on the web a little bit ago. May have to order some.

45395

ep303
05-29-2014, 09:04
Saw this on the web a little bit ago. May have to order some.

45395

I have a whole stack of those. They come in handy often

MrPrena
05-29-2014, 16:36
I have a whole stack of those. They come in handy often

I am planning to make something similar at home.
I currently carry this around for FAKE BMW M, Mercedes-Benz AMG, Audi RS, and Porsche S POSERS.

http://i62.tinypic.com/4rou45.jpg

USMC_5-Echo
05-29-2014, 17:04
I have a whole stack of those. They come in handy often

I can believe it by the looks of this thread lol

Rooskibar03
06-05-2014, 12:03
At work today.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/8E703A91-81B5-4498-B123-4BE3345A8B2E_zpsonw0cg4v.jpg (http://s298.photobucket.com/user/cmuthard03/media/8E703A91-81B5-4498-B123-4BE3345A8B2E_zpsonw0cg4v.jpg.html)

ray1970
06-05-2014, 16:23
You think it's bad around here, you should have been in Las Vegas this past week. Holy hell. I could have spent all day taking pictures of people who can't park.

Superorb
06-05-2014, 17:28
This car was parked out in the boonies with no one around, but it was still crooked. Plus it was a Ferrari so I had to snap a pic :D

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20140531_155435.jpg

MrPrena
06-06-2014, 14:17
Flatiron?
This guy has a CU alumni Plate on it as well. :(




This car was parked out in the boonies with no one around, but it was still crooked. Plus it was a Ferrari so I had to snap a pic :D

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20140531_155435.jpg

Superorb
06-06-2014, 17:31
Flatiron?
This guy has a CU alumni Plate on it as well. :(

Park Meadows.

blacklabel
06-06-2014, 17:33
At work today.

He only has a partial handicap endorsement.

opie011
06-11-2014, 23:01
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20140611_164226_zps8iwjo66x.jpg (http://s435.photobucket.com/user/opie011/media/20140611_164226_zps8iwjo66x.jpg.html)

EvilRhino
06-14-2014, 08:19
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20140611_164226_zps8iwjo66x.jpg (http://s435.photobucket.com/user/opie011/media/20140611_164226_zps8iwjo66x.jpg.html)

Judging by the parking lines, it's a Costco. Driver probably wants to be able to put things in the back without someone pulling up to his bumper and still be able to pull out the front instead of backing out. Their spots are nice and wide with the double lines, but the rows seem skinny, especially for extended vehicles.

ray1970
06-14-2014, 09:04
Judging by the parking lines, it's a Costco. Driver probably wants to be able to put things in the back without someone pulling up to his bumper and still be able to pull out the front instead of backing out. Their spots are nice and wide with the double lines, but the rows seem skinny, especially for extended vehicles.
You weren't trying to justify someone's bad parking, were you?

[Coffee]

EvilRhino
06-14-2014, 09:18
You weren't trying to justify someone's bad parking, were you?

[Coffee]

I think I've posted pics where I park out a ways at home depot and do the pull thru with my van so I can load material and some guy pulls up to my bumper with like 8+ rows of open spots closer. [Mad]

ray1970
06-14-2014, 09:40
I think I've posted pics where I park out a ways at home depot and do the pull thru with my van so I can load material and some guy pulls up to my bumper with like 8+ rows of open spots closer. [Mad]

You and I must be wired a little different. If I had a van and I intended on loading stuff in the back of it I would park it with the rear doors facing the aisle. Not in a spot where someone could park behind me.

But, to each their own I suppose. [Beer]

MrPrena
06-14-2014, 23:17
Sprout Market in Aurora (Mississippi and Havana)

http://i60.tinypic.com/2cwvn9z.jpg

blacklabel
06-18-2014, 17:51
On the sidewalk in downtown Greeley. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/19/u7egy9y5.jpg

NFATrustGuy
06-18-2014, 22:00
46177

I see this almost every weekend at my niece's softball tournaments. Some prick with an RV takes up 7 spaces in parking lots that are filled beyond capacity. This particular picture was taken at the Brighton fields near Bromley and Hwy 76 near the Justice Center.

Irving
06-19-2014, 23:29
Thought maybe it was just a long truck. Nope, not pulled into the space all the way. There was a cart in the space, and about 30 empty spaces immediately next to it.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-afkB7YpI2IU/U6OozF8DC2I/AAAAAAAAKKI/H4wds0-fHxg/w999-h562-no/20140619_212135.jpg

hurley842002
06-20-2014, 06:21
Thought maybe it was just a long truck. Nope, not pulled into the space all the way. There was a cart in the space, and about 30 empty spaces immediately next to it.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-afkB7YpI2IU/U6OozF8DC2I/AAAAAAAAKKI/H4wds0-fHxg/w999-h562-no/20140619_212135.jpg

Walmart parking lot on Grant?

Rooskibar03
06-23-2014, 19:42
Someone told him It's ok if you have an expensive car.


http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/0B0B84AE-D316-49BA-848A-82E82EDC8014_zpssdzs28hk.jpg (http://s298.photobucket.com/user/cmuthard03/media/0B0B84AE-D316-49BA-848A-82E82EDC8014_zpssdzs28hk.jpg.html)

hghclsswhitetrsh
06-23-2014, 22:06
http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/0B1FB049-E6E3-409E-9A82-81CAC4E5895B_zpsctlsizdu.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/0B1FB049-E6E3-409E-9A82-81CAC4E5895B_zpsctlsizdu.jpg.html)

120th and Claude.

Irving
06-23-2014, 22:17
Walmart parking lot on Grant?

Are there any other Walmarts? ;)

MarkUSMC88
06-23-2014, 22:22
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/24/yqusesys.jpg
Today at my office. Damn...


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opie011
06-23-2014, 22:29
http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/0B1FB049-E6E3-409E-9A82-81CAC4E5895B_zpsctlsizdu.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/0B1FB049-E6E3-409E-9A82-81CAC4E5895B_zpsctlsizdu.jpg.html)

120th and Claude.
Bert ' s new whip....

MrPrena
06-23-2014, 23:57
Not a fan of British cars, but I would love to have that McLaren MP4/12C
I saw a white one driving around often near 128th and Quebec.


Someone told him It's ok if you have an expensive car.


http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/0B0B84AE-D316-49BA-848A-82E82EDC8014_zpssdzs28hk.jpg (http://s298.photobucket.com/user/cmuthard03/media/0B0B84AE-D316-49BA-848A-82E82EDC8014_zpssdzs28hk.jpg.html)





I think I go to that area at least 5days /week. I love that car wash place next to NAPA with free vacuum.


http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/0B1FB049-E6E3-409E-9A82-81CAC4E5895B_zpsctlsizdu.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/0B1FB049-E6E3-409E-9A82-81CAC4E5895B_zpsctlsizdu.jpg.html)

120th and Claude.

brutal
06-24-2014, 00:24
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/24/yqusesys.jpg
Today at my office. Damn...


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"... FAIL IQ"



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opie011
06-25-2014, 08:28
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20140625_080334_zpscjwaz4mz.jpg (http://s435.photobucket.com/user/opie011/media/20140625_080334_zpscjwaz4mz.jpg.html)

hghclsswhitetrsh
06-25-2014, 08:34
Take it easy Opie, there was snow on the parking lot this morning.

opie011
06-25-2014, 09:21
Take it easy Opie, there was snow on the parking lot this morning.
Especially down here in Pueblo [ROFL1]

Gunner
06-25-2014, 09:27
Especially down here in Pueblo [ROFL1]


Why am I not surprised that picture was taken in Pueblo. That town is what made me start this damn thread!

Also Im pretty sure that the Safeway i used to live by when i was down there

opie011
06-25-2014, 10:16
Yep lines don't mean much I guess...
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20140625_101321_zpsd3tjsh6v.jpg (http://s435.photobucket.com/user/opie011/media/20140625_101321_zpsd3tjsh6v.jpg.html)

hghclsswhitetrsh
06-25-2014, 11:07
Same gas station different day.

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/2014-06/13F971B5-9F81-4552-A025-00DE897D58C8_zpspaiarw0p.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/2014-06/13F971B5-9F81-4552-A025-00DE897D58C8_zpspaiarw0p.jpg.html)

Superorb
06-25-2014, 11:32
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20140624_154255.jpg

Chad0724
06-25-2014, 12:54
I work at a bank.. there is this one lady that comes through the drive through and runs over the concrete median between the drive up lanes EVERY TIME

opie011
06-25-2014, 15:32
I work at a bank.. there is this one lady that comes through the drive through and runs over the concrete median between the drive up lanes EVERY TIME

I install the pneumatic tube systems at banks....that's very common. I really laugh when they blow a tire on a tall curb.

MarkUSMC88
07-01-2014, 10:02
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/02/9u6yzuqy.jpg
These are clearly people who never learned to color inside the lines as kids


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Superorb
07-01-2014, 10:46
Was down in Houston this past weekend and OMG people are worse there than they are here!

MarkUSMC88
07-01-2014, 12:35
Two in one day:
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/02/hyqu3uby.jpg


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MarkUSMC88
07-01-2014, 15:09
Red truck update: the lady, whose blue car was to the right, was unable to get into her car because of the tire a couple inches away from her car door. She went door-to-door in all of the shops to find whose truck it was. When I left, I saw someone had written on his driver window, "you are an a$$hole. Learn to park"

axis888x
07-01-2014, 19:08
haha, just moved here.. thought that drivers were better here than in grand junction, but apparently not. my roommate has a backup camera in his car and still cant parallel park [facepalm]

MarkUSMC88
07-03-2014, 13:19
It's like they seek me out
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/04/burebage.jpg


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brutal
07-03-2014, 21:40
It's like they seek me out
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/04/burebage.jpg


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Technically he's still in his spot.

Realistically, still an asshat.

MrPrena
07-05-2014, 21:53
Same gas station.

http://i57.tinypic.com/142g900.jpg

lex137
07-06-2014, 13:17
Technically he's still in his spot.

Realistically, still an asshat.

Technically his front tire is not.

brutal
07-06-2014, 16:16
Technically his front tire is not.

Ah, but there's the rub.

If my tires are all in and my mirror extends past the line, is the vehicle in the spot?

Understandably, bumpers need to be inside the lines...

:D

Just playing devil's advocate.

ray1970
07-06-2014, 16:28
If my tires are all in and my mirror extends past the line, is the vehicle in the spot?


The vehicle would be in the spot but the mirror would be intruding on the other space. Effectively making it the other spaces property. I wouldn't expect it to be there when you got back. [Evil]

Double00
07-11-2014, 16:23
46989

Irving
07-11-2014, 17:49
He's got a roof mounted cargo carrier on a pick-up truck, what do you expect?

ray1970
07-11-2014, 17:54
He's got a roof mounted cargo carrier on a pick-up truck, what do you expect?

He's just making the most out of his available space. You have to take advantage of six and a half feet of roof space when you only have a five foot bed.

brutal
07-11-2014, 19:16
He's just making the most out of his available space. You have to take advantage of six and a half feet of roof space when you only have a five foot bed.

There's probably good reason he has a dually with an open bed and a roof carrier. I guess there are lots of people that don't tow.

Personally, when the spots are short and I'm driving the truck, I'll use two spots and leave the tail hanging over if the opportunity presents itself.

Some c"nt in a MINI did that to me while I was waiting for another car to back out of an adjacent spot. I should have parked on top of that bitches runt of a car.


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Double00
07-11-2014, 20:20
This parking lot is huge! Guy was just lazy.

MrPrena
07-13-2014, 06:35
http://i60.tinypic.com/359wf1i.jpg

Superorb
07-14-2014, 18:08
This parking lot never disappoints.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20140714_171243.jpg

Saw Air Force One after dropping my SIL off at DIA last weekend.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20140709_094852.jpg

Superorb
07-17-2014, 18:48
Same lot yesterday. FWIW it was easier to drive around them where they were at.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20140716_164627.jpg

sniper7
07-18-2014, 01:31
http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z386/citation10_photos/IMG_20140717_113133_938_zpsuzajg1o3.jpg (http://s1187.photobucket.com/user/citation10_photos/media/IMG_20140717_113133_938_zpsuzajg1o3.jpg.html)

wyome
07-18-2014, 20:16
I shit you not...
4723747239

At Fire House Subs in Castle Rock

rbeau30
07-18-2014, 20:25
http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z386/citation10_photos/IMG_20140717_113133_938_zpsuzajg1o3.jpg (http://s1187.photobucket.com/user/citation10_photos/media/IMG_20140717_113133_938_zpsuzajg1o3.jpg.html)


DV Plates can't park there. LOL Hope he gets a ticket.

ray1970
07-18-2014, 20:48
I shit you not...
4723747239

At Fire House Subs in Castle Rock

I lol'd a bit at this one. Thanks for sharing.

wyome
07-18-2014, 20:56
I lol'd a bit at this one. Thanks for sharing.

I sat outside and ate, was there about 20 min and never saw the driver. Who knows on this one...

opie011
07-18-2014, 21:17
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20140718_133301_zps1ca7ql6p.jpg

Superorb
07-18-2014, 21:22
That's what happens when you legalize weed.

ep303
07-19-2014, 08:08
I shit you not...
4723747239

At Fire House Subs in Castle Rock

Yep, that's Castle Rock alright...

MrPrena
07-20-2014, 13:25
Today@Thornton.

Thornton isn't as bad as other cities(?). (form of question or statement). [LOL]


http://i60.tinypic.com/2lmxnqq.jpg

http://i59.tinypic.com/102kwes.jpg

Jamnanc
07-20-2014, 17:22
Loveland. Trucks for sale btw.

gnihcraes
07-20-2014, 19:55
Ladder sticking out of truck bed about 6 feet. Blocking one lane of traffic in parking garage. (on a corner too)




https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-feWIrrufGWY/U8c_Ds_yymI/AAAAAAAA14I/VQx7JRzaVD8/w1454-h818-no/20140715_071228.jpg

SuperiorDG
07-25-2014, 13:08
http://kdvr.com/2014/07/25/cars-vandalized-for-poor-parking-job/
Cars vandalized for poor parking job

hollohas
07-25-2014, 19:14
Today. He had enough room to actually fit in the spot but apparently that was too much effort.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/26/yha8ena3.jpg

MrPrena
07-26-2014, 15:43
Plate said "CSU MOM"
It should say "MOM WHO CAN'T PARK"


http://i58.tinypic.com/2i89213.jpg

MrPrena
07-28-2014, 16:11
I go to Wells Fargo at 136th and I25 often, and I usually see idiots park stupid at KFC.
I saw another vehicle. The family was going into KFC, so I decide to follow into KFC to take a photo. Decide to just go in and have lunch there.

http://i58.tinypic.com/295vhvo.jpg


http://i62.tinypic.com/1jsyyq.jpg

hghclsswhitetrsh
08-04-2014, 12:31
http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/94CDA500-E739-44DE-B7F2-1FD599EE4658_zpspwtgqovf.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/94CDA500-E739-44DE-B7F2-1FD599EE4658_zpspwtgqovf.jpg.html)

Just a little smooch. Effin ford drivers.

ray1970
08-04-2014, 14:43
http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/94CDA500-E739-44DE-B7F2-1FD599EE4658_zpspwtgqovf.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/94CDA500-E739-44DE-B7F2-1FD599EE4658_zpspwtgqovf.jpg.html)

Just a little smooch. Effin ford drivers.
Are those diagonal lines I see under those fords? Did they go out of their way to kiss?

sniper7
08-06-2014, 17:56
Are those diagonal lines I see under those fords? Did they go out of their way to kiss?


No, I believe they parked correctly but given the slop in the transmission they each were able to roll forward 1.5 feet and touch.

blackford76
08-06-2014, 18:07
No, I believe they parked correctly but given the slop in the transmission they each were able to roll forward 1.5 feet and touch.

Don't be hatin', just because that contact would total a GM.

Irving
08-06-2014, 18:15
Parking direction optional.

davsel
08-07-2014, 10:09
Time to start carrying chalk in the truck

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FQity8dgbxM/UZyGqT8-ZuI/AAAAAAAAewY/oFo4OwXGPdY/s400/Hump+Day+humor+72.jpg

brutal
08-07-2014, 11:27
Time to start carrying chalk in the truck

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FQity8dgbxM/UZyGqT8-ZuI/AAAAAAAAewY/oFo4OwXGPdY/s400/Hump+Day+humor+72.jpg

You owe me a keyboard.

There's milk everywhere.

Irving
08-07-2014, 12:12
I'd people weren't always spraying milk out their noses all over everything, they'd probably crash their boats less.

hollohas
08-13-2014, 20:07
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/08/13/6c5c28b2d331f8728940000f139e0de0.jpg

HighCaliber
08-14-2014, 16:01
Time to start carrying chalk in the truck

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FQity8dgbxM/UZyGqT8-ZuI/AAAAAAAAewY/oFo4OwXGPdY/s400/Hump+Day+humor+72.jpg

I would have been tempeted to park real close to the driver side forcing "IT" to enter through the passenger side.

ray1970
08-19-2014, 06:17
Rawlins, WY. Figures the one jackass that made zero effort to hit a parking spot has Colorado plates.

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/08/19/ef7b900f8c0bd1ef5eeebb46517af085.jpg

Superorb
08-21-2014, 17:26
I just spent the last 4 weeks overseas in 9 countries. And if you think they can't park in the US you should see how they park in other countries. Europe, SE Asia they are all terrible!

Ridge
08-21-2014, 20:54
http://i.imgur.com/bLXzOCrh.jpg

gnihcraes
08-21-2014, 21:27
^^ I saw that thing from my office a while back. I was going to get a photo of it, but it left before I could get down to street level.

MrPrena
08-21-2014, 22:19
Funny Car


no pun

wyome
08-21-2014, 22:29
i so want one of those!

MarkUSMC88
08-29-2014, 14:38
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/08/29/b3da4ee985169781c29cd267badb1b2b.jpg
I am a jackass magnet


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

MarkUSMC88
08-29-2014, 14:39
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/08/29/83f00e557651504b5299e20e11d6cf5c.jpg
Here's another shot after I extricated my car from the spot


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lex137
08-29-2014, 15:46
[fail] You drive a Prius, J/K!

SuperiorDG
08-29-2014, 16:04
[fail] You drive a Prius, J/K!

I was going to, but

SuperiorDG
08-29-2014, 16:04
http://i.imgur.com/bLXzOCrh.jpg

What the hell is he doing parking on I-25?

stodg73
08-29-2014, 16:28
48987

At a McDonald's several years ago.

Duman
08-29-2014, 17:05
Several years ago, on a business trip to CA, I walked out of the hotel to find some a-hole had parked in such a way I had to get into my car from the passenger side. The parking lot, several acres in size, was otherwise empty. After extricating myself, i relieved some air pressure from his front tire. The rest of the week, the car in question parked on the other side of the lot.

USMC_5-Echo
09-01-2014, 18:44
Not just people here in Colorado. My friend in Washington posted this on facebook49099

MrPrena
09-09-2014, 14:29
Not just people here in Colorado. My friend in Washington posted this on facebook49099


Bumper sticker doesn't surprise me.

kawiracer14
09-20-2014, 15:00
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/09/20/61027a62d16f2cd14014a16e1b4d3c2b.jpg

Colorado mills


Sent from my pocket

MrPrena
09-20-2014, 15:07
Another idiot who parked stupid. I had to pull the car out to get my kid and my wife into the car.
I really wanted to do a door check, but I didn't go that low. Also, it might have been Sprint employee or customer. I would not do that to them. lol

http://i61.tinypic.com/2cwtys5.jpg

muddywings
09-25-2014, 08:20
Jeep Owner Gets Last Laugh on Corvette Driver's Greedy Parking Job


https://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/jeep-owner-gets-last-laugh-corvette-drivers-greedy-233800315--abc-news-topstories.html (https://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/jeep-owner-gets-last-laugh-corvette-drivers-greedy-233800315--abc-news-topstories.html)

Looks like everybody is playing the "People can't park" photo-game

Irving
09-25-2014, 08:42
Watched a Roush test driver crack the front air dam on an SRT Viper yesterday by pulling too far into the parking space next to me. Sorry, no photos.

ray1970
09-25-2014, 10:50
Watched a Roush test driver crack the front air dam on an SRT Viper yesterday by pulling too far into the parking space next to me. Sorry, no photos.
Lol. Been doing that type of thing for days in my rental car. You'd think I would learn. I guess pretty much driving trucks and suv's gets a person used to being able to do certain things.

Oh, and my rental isn't a Viper. Just some silly Subaru Impreza thing.

brutal
09-25-2014, 12:17
http://youtu.be/9LhtoUTBPmc

TFOGGER
09-25-2014, 12:21
Fail. He parked more than 3 inches away from the door of the Douchemobile.

brutal
09-25-2014, 12:34
Fail. He parked his tire more than 3 inches away from the door of the Douchemobile.

May help keep em from banging up the paint.

Rockcrawlers work well for that too.

KS63
09-30-2014, 14:50
At IKEA. Don't know why my pics come out sideways. Sorry

hghclsswhitetrsh
09-30-2014, 15:16
88th and Colorado.

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/BA2C7FE6-E401-4BBA-9988-76CE54E6DDCF_zpsfuvplzmc.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/BA2C7FE6-E401-4BBA-9988-76CE54E6DDCF_zpsfuvplzmc.jpg.html)

MrPrena
09-30-2014, 20:56
That 7-11 is epic full of weird parking people.


88th and Colorado.

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/BA2C7FE6-E401-4BBA-9988-76CE54E6DDCF_zpsfuvplzmc.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/BA2C7FE6-E401-4BBA-9988-76CE54E6DDCF_zpsfuvplzmc.jpg.html)

HoneyBadger
09-30-2014, 21:57
At IKEA. Don't know why my pics come out sideways. Sorry
LOL! How do you not realize that you parked in the middle of the lane in a parking ramp??! [LOL]

jerrymrc
10-01-2014, 19:12
At IKEA. Don't know why my pics come out sideways. Sorry

I fix.[Flower]

KS63
10-02-2014, 12:24
I fix.[Flower]

Thanks Jerry! Would it be possible to PM me with info on how I could do that?

def90
10-02-2014, 16:23
Seattle at a local grocery store.. My sister's car, lol.. then again, can't really blame her, who the F painted that lot?

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Xrpv16l1qw4/VC3MCtqWqhI/AAAAAAAACzg/3e6xqON7Rj4/s800/IMG_20131024_152104_890s.jpg

Ridge
10-02-2014, 22:46
At IKEA. Don't know why my pics come out sideways. Sorry

Wow, that's a special breed of stupid!

They parked the lawnmower in front of my car today at the office [hahhah-no]

http://i.imgur.com/Z7sst2ch.jpg

buffalobo
10-02-2014, 23:02
At IKEA. Don't know why my pics come out sideways. Sorry
At IKEA? Sorry man. Sympathies for you.

brutal
10-03-2014, 00:45
Wow, that's a special breed of stupid!

They parked the lawnmower in front of my car today at the office [hahhah-no]

http://i.imgur.com/Z7sst2ch.jpg

That sucks.

P.S. I recognize that lot. :-)

However, haven't been there in a very long time.

Ridge
10-03-2014, 07:26
That sucks.

P.S. I recognize that lot. :-)

However, haven't been there in a very long time.

Merrill Lynch long time? :)

sniper7
10-03-2014, 08:20
Well at least they didn't hit your car with the mower!

brutal
10-03-2014, 16:11
Merrill Lynch long time? :)

Maybe I don't recognize.

Thought you were with e*

Ridge
10-03-2014, 23:25
Maybe I don't recognize.

Thought you were with e*

We work with E*, but we're on the south side of 470 :)

Irving
10-03-2014, 23:26
OMFG, you work at Elitches?! Can you get my sister a season pass??

Ridge
10-03-2014, 23:31
OMFG, you work at Elitches?! Can you get my sister a season pass??

No, but I can get an installer out to her house between 8am and 5pm some time next week.

brutal
10-04-2014, 00:38
We work with E*, but we're on the south side of 470 :)

TeleT??

Been in there too. :-)

Many moons ago.

Ridge
10-04-2014, 08:07
TeleT??

Been in there too. :-)

Many moons ago.

They're right down the street from us. If any building deserves to be called the Citadel, it's Teletech's.

I work at Dish. If I remember correctly, there are at least half a dozen other forum members that do, too. I work directly with 2 of them.

Irving
10-04-2014, 08:09
I feel like Dish is the new Coors.

Ridge
10-04-2014, 08:13
I feel like Dish is the new Coors.

Takes like piss, but goes down smooth?

Irving
10-04-2014, 08:15
Everyone I know works there, or has worked there.

driver
10-08-2014, 18:22
At Blu Core
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/10/09/5ege4uza.jpg

Irving
10-08-2014, 18:57
Take the time to back in, but not do it right?

SAnd
10-12-2014, 16:51
It looks like Atlanta has a solution-
http://imgur.com/gallery/tMOTzqr

Ridge
10-12-2014, 21:07
Taken at MicroCenter on Thursday evening.

http://i.imgur.com/YVwpgGIh.jpg

Superorb
10-12-2014, 21:27
Ameristar Black Hawk Friday night.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/superorb/Misc/IMG_20141010_225451.jpg

Irving
10-12-2014, 21:37
That's every space in Blackhawk.

kwando
10-12-2014, 22:42
This guys ALWAYS backs into TWO spots

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/Forum%20stuff/A4F099B2-284C-4382-BAB5-BEC85B707D0B_zpsmgomwzph.jpg

Another parent in a hurry to drop off their kid(s) at daycare

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/Forum%20stuff/779F34F5-6954-482E-929E-5C5E41A4D65B_zps0d2ajnny.jpg

Gunner
10-12-2014, 22:48
At chili's

Irving
10-12-2014, 23:59
This guys ALWAYS backs into TWO spots

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/Forum%20stuff/A4F099B2-284C-4382-BAB5-BEC85B707D0B_zpsmgomwzph.jpg

Another parent in a hurry to drop off their kid(s) at daycare

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/Forum%20stuff/779F34F5-6954-482E-929E-5C5E41A4D65B_zps0d2ajnny.jpg


There are TWO D-bags at my office (at some other company) that always take up three spots between the two of them on one side of the lot. Also, the people at my kid's school always drive me crazy. I go find a spot in the back and walk the extra 20' to walk her inside. No need to block up the whole front of the school.

I need to get a picture of the laundry mat by my house that has all the "No Parking" signs along the curb. The only thing there is more of than "No Parking" signs, is people parked along the curb. The property owner is out of Chicago and never around. If I was a Thornton Police officer, I would retired from writing tickets to the illegals that park there all day, every day.

DEAGLER
10-13-2014, 01:09
Ha, should check out Aurora's movie Tavern parking lot.

Hound
10-13-2014, 12:18
I ended up looking a lot like this the other day. A little WRX was parked with his front tires over the line into the space I had to back into. Between not being able to see him, use the lines as a guide for how far back to go and generally not wanting to ruin my own day arguing about stupid parking......my nose was left hanging out there. With a 1/4" thick bumper on my JK I was honestly not worried about it past winding up in a pic on here.
Taken at MicroCenter on Thursday evening.

http://i.imgur.com/YVwpgGIh.jpg

brutal
10-13-2014, 16:17
Taken at MicroCenter on Thursday evening.

http://i.imgur.com/YVwpgGIh.jpg

Infinity behind is also a douchenozzle...

Drucker
10-14-2014, 08:09
50881

Cabelas on Saturday

islandermyk
10-16-2014, 17:52
I even watched the guy park like this and then walk towards the gym *walking around like he was somebody... [fail]
50973

islandermyk
10-16-2014, 17:56
Not gonna say I park any better than anyone, but at least I don't act like a douche when I do park like one [ROFL1]
50975

hghclsswhitetrsh
10-17-2014, 16:02
http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/3734943F-01B6-44C8-87E9-46E54F8B913F_zpszlab2trk.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/3734943F-01B6-44C8-87E9-46E54F8B913F_zpszlab2trk.jpg.html)

She didn't give a f*ck.

MrPrena
10-20-2014, 19:51
That location is known for people who can't park.



http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/3734943F-01B6-44C8-87E9-46E54F8B913F_zpszlab2trk.jpg (http://s1036.photobucket.com/user/RamboZuki84/media/3734943F-01B6-44C8-87E9-46E54F8B913F_zpszlab2trk.jpg.html)

She didn't give a f*ck.

brutal
10-23-2014, 19:32
https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=51187&d=1414114235

haha, me at Cabela's north Wed afternoon. Stopped in to return something and I dont give a shit cause they made the space between rows too small.

Irving
10-23-2014, 20:36
Better off that side of the space than the other.

rbeau30
10-23-2014, 21:32
Ha, should check out Aurora's movie Tavern parking lot.

This!

That place is awful. We take the mazda whenever we go.

I need to carry chalk with me again.

Rooskibar03
10-25-2014, 12:04
http://i1382.photobucket.com/albums/ah253/Rooskibar03/DCA0F3B3-D2C6-472B-AB74-439D33D61025_zps0o83n8my.jpg (http://s1382.photobucket.com/user/Rooskibar03/media/DCA0F3B3-D2C6-472B-AB74-439D33D61025_zps0o83n8my.jpg.html)

TFOGGER
10-25-2014, 12:26
At least it's not a Yugo....

KS63
10-25-2014, 13:47
http://i1382.photobucket.com/albums/ah253/Rooskibar03/DCA0F3B3-D2C6-472B-AB74-439D33D61025_zps0o83n8my.jpg (http://s1382.photobucket.com/user/Rooskibar03/media/DCA0F3B3-D2C6-472B-AB74-439D33D61025_zps0o83n8my.jpg.html)

This A-hole is just asking for it....

Irving
10-25-2014, 14:27
Don't worry, he'll get what's coming to him for buying parts for his Lambo at Napa.

brutal
10-25-2014, 14:36
He's also going to have a hard time cleaning the shit off the seats after eating at Taco Bell.

Irving
10-25-2014, 14:39
Well, the seats are probably leather. Unless they are silk.

Fromk
10-26-2014, 00:27
Ok...parking a car like that in two spots at the back of the lot I can see. Fine. He could have at least PULLED IN ALL THE WAY! Nice things are wasted on the douchy.

rondog
10-26-2014, 00:39
I dont give a shit cause they made the space between rows too small.

No kidding! You'd think they'd realize that MOST of their customers drive full-size pickups or larger SUV's. It can be a real pain parking there.

Ridge
10-26-2014, 01:12
I'd take up 3 spots if I was driving a Reventon around Denver.

45XD
10-27-2014, 16:53
https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=51187&d=1414114235

haha, me at Cabela's north Wed afternoon. Stopped in to return something and I dont give a shit cause they made the space between rows too small.

^This. I always park way off in the back of the lot and don't even try to make the truck fit between the lines...

MrPrena
10-27-2014, 19:15
I think it is inside the car dealership by looking at the front plate of other vehicles. Maybe owner of the dealership purposely parked the Lambo like that for visual exposure to customers. who knows... :)



http://i1382.photobucket.com/albums/ah253/Rooskibar03/DCA0F3B3-D2C6-472B-AB74-439D33D61025_zps0o83n8my.jpg (http://s1382.photobucket.com/user/Rooskibar03/media/DCA0F3B3-D2C6-472B-AB74-439D33D61025_zps0o83n8my.jpg.html)

davsel
11-07-2014, 15:45
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/999783_406738736115186_403313561_n.jpg?oh=0345845f a399bb1609f52744362fed6e&oe=54F29A8D&__gda__=1424592338_e4fde2f4fe34913272d74d29295b9d0 0

DEAGLER
11-07-2014, 15:51
51931

Saw this last night. Pissed me off. Saw him eating inside.

Double00
11-09-2014, 13:33
52099

Irving
11-19-2014, 20:27
Walgreens
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-7uXe1VUbJ1s/VG0CiN-VZYI/AAAAAAAANZE/PQZnyGA81xI/w999-h562-no/20141119_135002.jpg

I remember when I first got into cars I wanted one of these after seeing the lifted hatchback that cruises around in Idaho Springs.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-NcCS-9QnhQM/VG0Alx37FSI/AAAAAAAANY0/MWwGXyTFq7c/w999-h562-no/20141119_133817.jpg

spideyar
11-19-2014, 21:39
Nabbed this about a month ago at McDonald's.

52565

opie011
11-26-2014, 11:56
This tool bag parked 5 spot from the front when the entire lot towards the middle/back was empty.
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20141126_102542_zpsn01egoe4.jpg (http://s435.photobucket.com/user/opie011/media/20141126_102542_zpsn01egoe4.jpg.html)

Irving
11-26-2014, 12:09
Super Parking for Super Target.

Ridge
11-28-2014, 00:56
This pic is over a month old, but I hadn't yet shared it. I pulled in after this guy did. It's a pizza place, maximum wait would have been 20 minutes, as they picked up their order to go.

http://i.imgur.com/WwqvalFl.jpg

Drucker
11-28-2014, 19:29
I was going to post a picture of todays parking wizards but there were just to damn many of them. Parking within the lines was the abnormal.

MrPrena
12-03-2014, 17:52
Coming from post office, and I saw this....

http://i58.tinypic.com/8zqog1.jpg

Wulf202
12-04-2014, 21:20
53233

Local country station doing an in store thing. Took up BOTH handicap spots in front

jerrymrc
12-12-2014, 20:10
53233

Local country station doing an in store thing. Took up BOTH handicap spots in front

They have some balls. I have a thing about HC spaces.

crays
12-12-2014, 20:26
53233

Local country station doing an in store thing. Took up BOTH handicap spots in front

That should be posted up on their website.

jerrymrc
12-12-2014, 20:31
That should be posted up on their website.

I sent it to the manager. I asked if he had multiple handicapped workers since they took two spots....

crays
12-12-2014, 20:41
I sent it to the manager. I asked if he had multiple handicapped workers since they took two spots....

[Flower][HiFive]

jerrymrc
12-12-2014, 20:53
[Flower][HiFive]

Caught with there hand in the cookie jar......
Ha ha... I'll check into it . Thanks for the head up Jerry.

Pat Kelley Townsquare Media - Northern Colorado

I bet Monday's meeting will be a hoot. [Beer] I need to reply that it will be all over Facebook by Tuesday.....[Flower]

brutal
12-12-2014, 23:02
I was in Dallas (Plano and Allen actually) all week.

I was forced to leave my first ever "YOU PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE" note in fat sharpie under the wiper of a beat up shitbox Chevy Cruze parked dangerously close to my shiny shitbox Chevy Cruze rental.

gnihcraes
12-13-2014, 15:57
53653

Irving
12-22-2014, 00:08
This asshole is just waiting to kill someone. Saw this clown on I-25 N/B today.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-coSn-g2livg/VJcvjohYW0I/AAAAAAAAOAU/I5uh4F7xHgU/w1552-h873-no/20141221_133726.jpg
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-rD2GlSS_65s/VJcvl-cM0MI/AAAAAAAAOAY/x0Hp1gwMkUQ/w1552-h873-no/20141221_133731.jpg

TheGrey
12-22-2014, 01:17
This asshole is just waiting to kill someone. Saw this clown on I-25 N/B today.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-coSn-g2livg/VJcvjohYW0I/AAAAAAAAOAU/I5uh4F7xHgU/w1552-h873-no/20141221_133726.jpg
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-rD2GlSS_65s/VJcvl-cM0MI/AAAAAAAAOAY/x0Hp1gwMkUQ/w1552-h873-no/20141221_133731.jpg

Good LORD. I'd send those photos to the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration. "Rohac's Junkyard Dogs" really needs to get their sh!t together and do some sort of training, before one of those unsecured tires flies off and goes through someone's windshield!

Irving
12-22-2014, 01:28
I'm sure some of us remember this picture. This is from a wheel falling off of an on coming vehicle with both vehicles moving at only 20-30 mph. This guy got knocked unconscious when the wheel hit him in the head. He actually regained consciousness with his vehicle still moving. Lucky it was a center shot and not more to the left. Can you imagine at highway speeds?

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-z1798K0LF7w/U1X21p29R-I/AAAAAAAAJRk/Z6iNNcH0CeY/w656-h873-no/Windshield.JPG

TheGrey
12-22-2014, 02:36
I got gooseflesh looking at that picture. I can't even imagine being in his place.

HoneyBadger
12-23-2014, 12:20
Should this guy even have a license?
http://i.imgur.com/xjWAOl9l.jpg

ChunkyMonkey
12-23-2014, 12:22
This asshole is just waiting to kill someone. Saw this clown on I-25 N/B today.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-coSn-g2livg/VJcvjohYW0I/AAAAAAAAOAU/I5uh4F7xHgU/w1552-h873-no/20141221_133726.jpg
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-rD2GlSS_65s/VJcvl-cM0MI/AAAAAAAAOAY/x0Hp1gwMkUQ/w1552-h873-no/20141221_133731.jpg

You are brave, sturtle!

TFOGGER
12-23-2014, 12:53
I'm sure some of us remember this picture. This is from a wheel falling off of an on coming vehicle with both vehicles moving at only 20-30 mph. This guy got knocked unconscious when the wheel hit him in the head. He actually regained consciousness with his vehicle still moving. Lucky it was a center shot and not more to the left. Can you imagine at highway speeds?


Several years ago, one of my customers was hit on her motorcycle by a tire and wheel that came loose from a semi that was headed the other direction on US 85 north of Castle Rock. She spent almost 3 months in the hospital, and it was 3 years before she could ride again.

gnihcraes
12-23-2014, 23:08
leicompanies... two handicap spots. I give them a bit of leeway because they actually might be working on something. (both are sitting in the rigs sipping coffee)


54063

asmo
01-02-2015, 18:22
54493

HoneyBadger
01-02-2015, 18:32
Magic?

asmo
01-02-2015, 19:10
Magic?

I think they hit 88 mph.

ray1970
01-02-2015, 19:16
Forgot I took this one. This was at a Tanner gun show.

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/02/96dc459c1e2b652e9e9e33a714a3c1d3.jpg

Irving
01-19-2015, 22:56
Renting an RV is cool.
Taking up four spaces at the Home Depot, five spots in from the door, during business hours on a weekend, is not cool.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Dunk7M1SJ_s/VLMryurcFHI/AAAAAAAAO0k/JIt0IcN39-s/w1552-h873-no/20150111_185739.jpg

hurley842002
01-19-2015, 23:07
Renting an RV is cool.
Taking up four spaces at the Home Depot, five spots in from the door, during business hours on a weekend, is not cool.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Dunk7M1SJ_s/VLMryurcFHI/AAAAAAAAO0k/JIt0IcN39-s/w1552-h873-no/20150111_185739.jpg
Shouldn't they be cruising around Rocky Mountain National Park?

Irving
01-19-2015, 23:10
I don't know, but it made me think, "No wonder people get shot in the face in this parking lot."

Ridge
01-19-2015, 23:42
Is it me, or is there a lot of ass in the back, there?

crays
01-20-2015, 16:25
Is it me, or is there a lot of ass in the back, there?
Shouldn't this ^^^^ be in the inflatable pony thread?

SuperiorDG
01-20-2015, 16:43
I think I see one of those gray alien tourist in there.

thvigil11
01-20-2015, 17:51
54493

Ta-Daaaa

jerrymrc
01-30-2015, 16:26
Ta-Daaaa

It was Lifted. [LOL]

MrPrena
02-02-2015, 19:52
Local Post office.
Driver of the car is somewhat excused due to pile of snow on the side.

http://i60.tinypic.com/34ycn83.jpg

Irving
02-07-2015, 23:41
Santiagos.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-tx_zjKHvgro/VNTTveIGl6I/AAAAAAAAPPg/HeeMFhnGscs/w1552-h873-no/20150206_074552.jpg

jerrymrc
02-08-2015, 07:13
Santiagos.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-tx_zjKHvgro/VNTTveIGl6I/AAAAAAAAPPg/HeeMFhnGscs/w1552-h873-no/20150206_074552.jpg

And that surprises you how? I will try and be PC by saying that in my travels throughout the world in some places signs, signals, lines and barricades are just stupid stuff to be ignored. [Flower]

Irving
02-08-2015, 10:36
It was definitely a white guy. I passed him on my way out.
I know what you mean though. I could post a picture in here every hour of the day if I swung by the laundromat by my house. Who wants to carry laundry 60 extra feet from the parking space, when there is a perfectly good fire lane to park in?

Superorb
02-09-2015, 10:38
Me first, me first mentality runs rampant in Denver. Surprisingly, it's not as bad in CA.

TheGrey
02-09-2015, 20:50
That's because a large contingent of selfish, greedy morons have moved here from California...

brutal
02-09-2015, 21:32
That's because a large contingent of selfish, greedy morons have moved here from California...

I don't think Californians have the market cornered on being selfish, greedy morons.

But yea, they contribute.

Superorb
02-10-2015, 00:01
My wife's car on the left. The line is behind the front wheel on the idiot's car. The Walmart in Brighton is full of winners.

http://i.imgur.com/5vtbPWu.jpg

Ridge
02-10-2015, 00:03
In their defense, those lines need to be repainted BADLY. I couldn't even see it until you pointed it out.

brutal
02-10-2015, 00:22
In their defense, those lines need to be repainted BADLY. I couldn't even see it until you pointed it out.

Indefensible. Lines or not, it's not hard to figure out where the parking "line" is when there's other cars there.

Irving
02-10-2015, 00:34
All the cars look mostly on the same plane to me...

Ridge
02-10-2015, 00:37
All the cars look mostly on the same plane to me...

Looks like the line is diagonal, though. Like the parking lot is the one where the lanes only go one direction.

Superorb
02-10-2015, 12:53
I could see the lines fine in person, my phone is 4 years old and takes terrible pictures.

def90
02-11-2015, 09:37
Home Depot in Golden yesterday.. right in front of the main entry.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-RkmvK2BNc9o/VNt29TfUC8I/AAAAAAAAC8A/Ek6H8xTMKTo/s800/IMG_20150210_122826_493.jpg

Hound
02-24-2015, 09:54
Well... It is inventive

56939

Duman
02-25-2015, 19:55
Thats some pretty good traction....

Superorb
02-25-2015, 23:41
An old lady got into this car after I snapped this pic. Our car in the pic had another 1-2 feet to be all the way into the space too. That stop sign was a foot from the edge of the curb.

http://i.imgur.com/7fdxf1U.jpg?1

Irving
02-26-2015, 18:49
I don't know where else to put this.

A girl pulled her car over in front of my house, but across the street. She was wiping off her wiper blades and windows with a paper towel. When she was done, she just threw it on the ground and got back in the car. I walked out side, walked across the street, picked up the paper towel, and knocked on the window. She rolled it down and I threw it into the car while saying, "You dropped something." She was honestly surprised and said, "Oh, thanks," while her bitch mom yelled sarcastically from the front seat, "THANKS!" It's a shame that the girl is just so used to littering and being a piece of trash that she honestly had no idea why I showed up two seconds later knocking on her window. I was fully expecting them to take off long before I got to the window.

Now the funny part, is that when she first threw the paper towel on the ground, I knocked on my front window (like some cranky old man). Well, my wife heard my knocking from the back of the house, and came to the front to see what was going on. I didn't think about that at all and when I came back inside my wife was like, "What the hell was that about?" Since my wife didn't see this girl throw the paper towel on the ground, all she saw was me stomping up to the car, knocking on the window, and tossing something white in the car. So my wife is standing in the kitchen thinking I'm out in the street picking a fight with some stranger by throwing snow in their car.

They probably threw it out onto the street again at the end of the block anyway. Oh well.

driver
02-26-2015, 19:07
^ at least you didn't get into a gun battle with them. [emoji1]

Irving
02-26-2015, 19:11
It was one of those things you've always wanted to do when you see someone litter. Then after the fact you don't feel like a cool guy and you wonder if the risk of some confrontation doesn't outweigh everything else. Plus, I'll probably wake up to a bag of trash in my lawn now.

driver
02-26-2015, 19:15
I've always wanted to be able to do that with some asshole's cig butt when on my motorcycle. But that risk isn't worth it. I would have liked to see you do that though.

gnihcraes
02-26-2015, 20:13
I don't know where else to put this.

A girl pulled her car over in front of my house, but across the street. She was wiping off her wiper blades and windows with a paper towel. When she was done, she just threw it on the ground and got back in the car. I walked out side, walked across the street, picked up the paper towel, and knocked on the window. She rolled it down and I threw it into the car while saying, "You dropped something." She was honestly surprised and said, "Oh, thanks," while her bitch mom yelled sarcastically from the front seat, "THANKS!" It's a shame that the girl is just so used to littering and being a piece of trash that she honestly had no idea why I showed up two seconds later knocking on her window. I was fully expecting them to take off long before I got to the window.

Now the funny part, is that when she first threw the paper towel on the ground, I knocked on my front window (like some cranky old man). Well, my wife heard my knocking from the back of the house, and came to the front to see what was going on. I didn't think about that at all and when I came back inside my wife was like, "What the hell was that about?" Since my wife didn't see this girl throw the paper towel on the ground, all she saw was me stomping up to the car, knocking on the window, and tossing something white in the car. So my wife is standing in the kitchen thinking I'm out in the street picking a fight with some stranger by throwing snow in their car.

They probably threw it out onto the street again at the end of the block anyway. Oh well.

Social skills are long lost on much of society today. Eventually you just give up trying to help correct it, out numbered. Sorry, rough day at work.

Superorb
03-02-2015, 17:16
I don't know what it is about snow that brings all the idiots out. A stoned idiot backed into us while we were stopped for someone to cross the road. We also watched these geniuses get out of their cars at a red light to clean off their wipers. But they left both doors open so all the blowing snow just blew right into their car. And the amount of people driving during the blizzard AT NIGHT with their lights off was truly amazing. How can you be so stupid? And when I flash my brights they're too dumb to connect the dots. Also watched some idiot try to turn, up a hill, going too fast, and ran a sign over and drove onto the curb. Dumb, dumb, dumb. This was last weekend when we got all that snow.

Also, saw this clown in the Silver Chevy SUV parked in the road at a Walgreens, blocking people from backing out of the spots he was too good to park in. I see more and more people that think the fire lane is their own personal parking spot, or anywhere else they want to park because they're too damn lazy to park in a spot and walk to the store. The Jeep that's next to him had to do an Austin Powers routine to get out of the space due to his highness.

http://i.imgur.com/ESfbENu.jpg?1

Duman
03-02-2015, 21:48
Not as bad as the parking lot at the Tanner show this weekend. Parking in what are obviously drive lanes, humping smow drifts, and blocking everyone else.

XXFattyHunterXX
03-04-2015, 12:52
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff125/the_family_guy_1991/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20150304_114434.jpg (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/the_family_guy_1991/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20150304_114434.jpg.html)

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff125/the_family_guy_1991/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20150304_114425.jpg (http://s238.photobucket.com/user/the_family_guy_1991/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20150304_114425.jpg.html)

Ranger353
03-05-2015, 07:13
Culvers on north Academy in Colorado Springs. It's not like there are too many cars in the lot either.
57207

Duman
03-05-2015, 17:21
Culvers on north Academy in Colorado Springs. It's not like there are too many cars in the lot either.
57207

Whaddya expect from a Ford ? [Sarcasm2]

Ridge
03-05-2015, 18:27
I don't know where else to put this.

A girl pulled her car over in front of my house, but across the street. She was wiping off her wiper blades and windows with a paper towel. When she was done, she just threw it on the ground and got back in the car. I walked out side, walked across the street, picked up the paper towel, and knocked on the window. She rolled it down and I threw it into the car while saying, "You dropped something." She was honestly surprised and said, "Oh, thanks," while her bitch mom yelled sarcastically from the front seat, "THANKS!" It's a shame that the girl is just so used to littering and being a piece of trash that she honestly had no idea why I showed up two seconds later knocking on her window. I was fully expecting them to take off long before I got to the window.

Now the funny part, is that when she first threw the paper towel on the ground, I knocked on my front window (like some cranky old man). Well, my wife heard my knocking from the back of the house, and came to the front to see what was going on. I didn't think about that at all and when I came back inside my wife was like, "What the hell was that about?" Since my wife didn't see this girl throw the paper towel on the ground, all she saw was me stomping up to the car, knocking on the window, and tossing something white in the car. So my wife is standing in the kitchen thinking I'm out in the street picking a fight with some stranger by throwing snow in their car.

They probably threw it out onto the street again at the end of the block anyway. Oh well.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbs6eMxa5ds

Duman
03-05-2015, 20:10
Vigilante trashman.....[Coffee]

Irving
03-05-2015, 20:15
I was thinking about this video, but didn't remember where it was. Thanks for posting it again.

Frac
04-26-2015, 19:38
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/26/4154680596973613145e9cc549c2c127.jpg

HoneyBadger
04-26-2015, 21:59
Sweet rims.... [facepalm]

islandermyk
04-27-2015, 01:17
Still working on learning how to park this thing[Coffee]
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Jeep%20Fingers/20150420_150702_zps2xtlknin.jpg (http://s418.photobucket.com/user/brutaltlr/media/Jeep%20Fingers/20150420_150702_zps2xtlknin.jpg.html)

TFOGGER
04-27-2015, 07:28
Still working on learning how to park this thing[Coffee]
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Jeep%20Fingers/20150420_150702_zps2xtlknin.jpg (http://s418.photobucket.com/user/brutaltlr/media/Jeep%20Fingers/20150420_150702_zps2xtlknin.jpg.html)

Is the right front parked on a Prius? If so, you've got it nailed.

islandermyk
04-27-2015, 08:22
Is the right front parked on a Prius? If so, you've got it nailed.
My explanation if it was parked on a prius "I thought it was on fire... so I tried to put it out"[LOL]

Hound
04-27-2015, 08:39
Looks like normal Jeep parking to me. Please explain where the problem is ;)

islandermyk
04-27-2015, 19:28
Looks like normal Jeep parking to me. Please explain where the problem is ;)

"No fire parking lane." [ROFL1]

opie011
04-27-2015, 20:04
2fer
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20150427_125843_zpsowytd4yh.jpg (http://s435.photobucket.com/user/opie011/media/20150427_125843_zpsowytd4yh.jpg.html)

hollohas
04-27-2015, 20:05
Looks more like a 4fer